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[–]makanimike 77 points78 points ago

I read that in Jason Statham's voice.

[–]Talltopp 9 points10 points ago

I read it in Samuel Jacksons voice.

[–]kurtacious 15 points16 points ago

I read it in Wilfred's voice!

[–]wyattsa 3 points4 points ago

I was worried i was the only one.

[–]alicht9 2 points3 points ago

You are not alone!

[–]wyattsa 0 points1 point ago

Im glad to know this.

[–]Lord_Monboddo 5 points6 points ago

You mean Ray Winstone surely?

[–]makanimike -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHA!
I wasn't really aware of Ray Winstone, but that is brilliant! and would fit perfectly here as well

[–]Lord_Monboddo 1 point2 points ago

Ray Winstone is a pretty good actor, he looks really Cockney as well. Also The Trip is a brilliant comedy, everyone should watch it. It's one of the best comedies on the BBC in years.

[–]WaterAndCosmos 0 points1 point ago

Haha took the words right out of my mouth. Jason Statham as a dog.

[–]sausagent 0 points1 point ago

you wish

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    [–]duguy 14 points15 points ago

    Heisendog

    [–]Jackstick 6 points7 points ago

    You're Goddamn right.

    [–]skylersmom 5 points6 points ago

    Samuel Barkson 2.0 (Ref: http://imgur.com/zM1ww )

    [–]kayla_kixx 2 points3 points ago

    "I can smell you"

    [–]Shekn0w 0 points1 point ago

    I can smell you

    [–]kayla_kixx 0 points1 point ago

    Haha yes someone got it

    [–]naveed_naeem 10 points11 points ago

    This first thing that pops into my head when I see this is "Oh Shit! It's Icecube"

    [–]FlowNiggaWolf 3 points4 points ago

    Looks exactly like ice cube.

    [–]flowm0tion 0 points1 point ago

    It does actually look like him...

    [–]Arthener 15 points16 points ago

    I would look at you that way too if I was that young with a choker!

    [–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 109 points110 points ago

    Adorable but get that fucking choke chain off it immediately. They're nothing but cruel and have been banned in a number of countries.

    [–]MariposaPeligrosa 53 points54 points ago

    I used to show dogs (obedience) and that's what we were required to use. But you never just lay on it and actually choke them. The dog should be heeling with a slack leash/collar. The chain was for quick corrections: pull and release, say, if the dog lunges. And you should never tie a dog with a choke chain.

    So it's all about proper use, just like anything else.

    [–]fosiacat 17 points18 points ago

    this. my pit bull (donuts) has a training (pinch) collar. he walks right next to me, and doesn't pull. you just need to use common sense and know what you're doing.

    [–]jennzillahhhh 7 points8 points ago

    My friend tried using a training collar on her pit bull mix, as per the advice of the trainer she hired. The dog ignored the pain and kept lunging and choking herself, so my friend (against the advice of the trainer) had to discontinue use of the collar. It didn't seem to be helping and was just hurting the poor dog. So maybe it just doesn't help with some dogs?

    [–]spasticpez 5 points6 points ago

    It's all in how you use it. Choking isn't a deterrence for dogs, this collar is not designed to get them to stop pulling by choking. It is designed to make a noise to get their attention, and when you have their attention you train them not to pull.

    [–]sinembarg0 2 points3 points ago

    if it was designed to make a noise, then why not use something else that makes noise, like a bell? Because it's not actually designed for the noise.

    [–]fosiacat 3 points4 points ago

    well, there is still training involved.. the collar doesn't do it for you. like anything, it's a tool, not a replacement for training

    [–]ExplodingUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

    Some dogs obviously have different personalities and pain tolerances. I used a pinch collar on my Doberman since he was 4 months old, and never had an issue with it (passed the initial "ohh, that's what this thing does that's on my neck"). Now that he's 1.5 years old, he knows exactly what each collar (pinch or electric) does... and he behaves accordingly when he has them on.

    If her training method, or training tool, doesn't work with the dog then a proper one should be found/researched.

    [–]marimint3 1 point2 points ago

    Some dogs don't get it. Tell your friend to try and easy walker. It's a harness- so there's no neck pressure, no choking and she'll be in control of the dog's legs/chest so it can't pull. Cruelty free and there's no need to pay a trainer- free advice from a professional!

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      [–]Mugros 49 points50 points ago

      Implying that this is OPs picture, or even his picture.

      [–]wtfcollege 30 points31 points ago

      Implying this is Mugros's comment, or even his comment.

      [–]johnjamesjacoby 10 points11 points ago

      Implying wtfcollege, because what the fuck, college?

      [–]tanerdamaner 4 points5 points ago

      I propose a bro-off. Do you accept the challenge?

      [–]Waitokkie 18 points19 points ago

      Choke chains are only cruel if you dont know wtf you're doing or how to properly use it.

      [–]spasticpez 7 points8 points ago

      Thank you!

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        [–]ErrantWhimsy 28 points29 points ago

        Yeah, you risk severely injuring your dog. If you want a good tool for instant pull correction on walks without any pain to your dog, invest in a martingale collar. They stop at a certain point so all your dog feels is pressure, and they let up right away as soon as the dog stops pulling.

        [–]palegothic 25 points26 points ago

        Or a Gentle Leader. That's what we have and it works fantastically! http://www.buygentleleader.com/View.aspx?page=dogs/products/behavior/gentleleader/description

        [–]labeille87 10 points11 points ago

        Came here to say this. My 70 pound pitt is nothing but muscle but on a gentle leader he's a great "leash" dog. Edit: He's a great dog all around but on a leash he can get quite naughty without the leader.

        [–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah, I tend to shy away from anything that looks like a muzzle, just because people can get the wrong idea. Good to hear that they work, though!

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          [–]dudesndudes 8 points9 points ago

          Martingales don't really do much for pulling in my opinion. I just use them to keep the dog from backing out of the collar.

          I'm using an easy walk harness for my dog that likes to pull. Works amazingly. Instantly stopped the problem.

          [–]monkey_doodoo 0 points1 point ago

          i have a martingale for my pug. we have tried a variety of collars, harnesses, etc but no matter, he was like houdini and would get out of them.

          [–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point ago

          I had never heard of these and now you are the second person to comment with the design. I absolutely love how if they pull, they turn around. When I get a dog, I will invest in one of these.

          [–]anon7002 5 points6 points ago

          I have a SENSE-ible harness for my Aussie. It turns him when he starts to pull so he doesn't actually gain anything from it. Our walks became instantly more enjoyable.

          [–]brock8091 1 point2 points ago

          Yes, please do.. I'm not going to get mine a choke chain at all. I might get him a body harness since I will have more control over him if he ever (which I highly doubt unless I felt threatened) went after someone I can yank his whole body back. This is my pitbull puppy, he's not as mean and bulky looking as yours =P

          [–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point ago

          Brilliant! Does it rub underneath his arm pits at all? How did you acclimate him to it?

          [–]grubbymitts[S] 10 points11 points ago

          When I had a Schnauzer puppy when I was little my parents put a choke chain on her. I always took it off when I walked her. Horrid things. This isn't my puppy. Apparently, it's also a repost.

          [–]Golden-Calf 5 points6 points ago

          First of all, it's called a slip collar, not a "choke chain".

          Second, slip collars aren't inherently cruel, but like most training tools it's possible to use them improperly. The chain should be slack at all times, unless you need a quick pop to get the dog's attention (which doesn't hurt- it makes a noise). I like this video about how to use one properly without hurting your dog.

          I raise Seeing Eye dogs and we use slip collars on them. I've also done obedience... and we use slip collars there too! They're widely accepted because they're not cruel.

          (that being said, that dog is too young for a slip collar and the collar's too big anyway)

          [–]grasswasgreener -1 points0 points ago

          Unfortunately thought, a lot of people buy them without knowing how to use them, so the dog suffers from the owners lack of education.

          [–]leffew4116 0 points1 point ago

          Actually, look up recent studies on prong and choke chains. Choke chains are proven to injure a dog's neck and throat after repeated use, even when used correctly. Prong or electronic collars are much safer when a correction collar is necessary.

          I used to use choke chains myself, but after reading about them and learning more, I moved to prongs or e-collars (well, mostly positive reinforcement, but for corrections).

          [–]MrF33 0 points1 point ago

          Citation please

          I'm genuinely curious to know where you learned that.

          [–]UnicornTitties 1 point2 points ago

          I don't have a citation, but this is a common study traded among dog trainers:

          "100 dogs were in the study. 50 used choke and 50 used prong. The dogs were studied for their entire lives. As dogs died, autopsies were performed. Of the 50 which had chokes, 48 had injuries to the neck, trachea, or back. 2 of those were determined to be genetic. The other 46 were caused by trauma. Of the 50 which had prongs, 2 had injuries in the neck area, 1 was determined to be genetic. 1 was caused by trauma.

          (Information about above study taken from an Anne Marie Silverton Seminar)"

          Again, I don't have a citation. Just wanted to share why the above poster might have said that.

          The American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior has a position statement on punishment, which should also be noted when considering these types of tools. http://avsabonline.org/resources/position-statements

          [–]leffew4116 0 points1 point ago

          UnicornTitties posted what I was referring to, but I can't seem to find a legitimate source to back it up. I'm actually beginning to think it was made up after doing more research. It could be that, since it was a German study and appears to have been done in the late 80s to early 90s, an English version on the internet might not exist, though.

          There's supposedly another study done in New Zealand that had xray evidence of changes in the cervical vertebrae in a few dogs that wore choke chains. Can't find proof of that one, either.

          This is rather embarrassing. That'll teach me to post something before researching, though, won't it?

          [–]ConcreteCrook 5 points6 points ago

          Chest harnesses are the way to go. The best kind of control even over the strongest dogs. Source: I have 2 pits!

          [–]iambailey 10 points11 points ago

          Chest harnesses actually give the dog the most ability to pull where they have the most power. They stop a dog from choking but that's about all they're good for. A gentle leader or a prong collar would be a better option for most dogs. Yours must be lovely walkers if they're good on a harness:)

          [–]anxdiety 4 points5 points ago

          I have a dog who is half husky. I have two different harnesses I use. I use an easy walk harness for walking. It clips in the front so if she bolts the force turns her back towards me. My other harness clips in the back and is padded and soft and I use that harness for pulling my lazy ass while cycling.

          Regardless of what type of collar or harness you people use it is no replacement for actual training. Rather than using all these negative feedback devices teach the dog to walk beside you and what you want.

          [–]dudesndudes 3 points4 points ago

          Easy walk harnesses stop pulling. Basically they clip in the front so that the dog gets turned around when it pulls. Works great for one of my dogs.

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            [–]throwaway_today_okay 2 points3 points ago

            Pit != strongest dog. Try putting a harness on an adult male malamute and see how it feels to become a sled if you don't have control.

            [–]ConcreteCrook 1 point2 points ago

            Well I never claimed they were. I said "for the strongest dogs" not really referring to pits. And yes I can't imagine having one for a malamute

            [–]mrbooze 4 points5 points ago

            I used to use a prong collar as part of training my dog to not pull on the leash. The prongs aren't actually sharpened, and it only takes a very slight tug to issue a gentle correction, and the collar is designed such that it can't tighten around the neck to constrict the airway.

            I once had a woman at a pet store go all "Oh, no, don't use that! Those are cruel!" and then she tried to sell me a choke chain. I was thinking "Bitch, why do you think choking is less cruel?"

            [–]dudesndudes 6 points7 points ago

            Got in a fight with a woman at a bar once over this. Guy had his dog in a pronged collar and she's like "Oh it's cruel and makes him look mean. You really should be using a choke chain." Everyone around her was like bitch, please. She ended up leaving the bar crying.

            [–]mrbooze 2 points3 points ago

            Gah "makes him look mean".

            I know someone who used haltis for her dogs and she has been stopped a couple of time and scolded for "muzzling" her dog.

            [–]MrCYiWON 1 point2 points ago

            K, they are both meant to apply pressure to the neck area. The only difference is that a pronged collar is meant to be used with dogs that have long hair since the choke chain would snag and pull the hair.

            Secondly, you should NEVER use a collar like that on any dog under 6 months old, you risk severely injury them. If they are pulling invest in a Halti, if it can control my 10 mth Great Dane puppy from pulling it can control your dog.

            [–]mrbooze -4 points-3 points ago

            I was waiting to see when someone would announce the existence of the Halti as if I was an unfrozen caveman who is not aware of these things.

            Yes, I know about haltis. And several other similar magic products that discourage leash pulling. No, my dog hates them. We tried a halti for a couple weeks and all he did was paw at his face constantly while walking. When we wasn't pawing at his face, he was still pulling on his leash. But I really do appreciate every time someone points out how haltis are magical and work every time because I have never been in a pet store or looked at pet products online or talked to my vet. So thanks for that.

            It should go without saying I wasn't using this on a puppy. I don't concern myself with training 4 month old puppies to heel on walks.

            [–]grasswasgreener 0 points1 point ago

            I hear ya with the halti. Worked wonders on my pit, but my lab fckn hates it. Even when introduced properly and slowly to him. Every dog is different! The only thing that worked on my lab is a regular old collar and just stopping the instant he started pulling. He soon learned that pulling got him nowhere! But that method did not work with my pit. I think that's why I love working with and training dogs.. every one requires something different and that moment when you figure out what works for them is awesome!

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              [–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 3 points4 points ago

              Prong collars are banned outright in a lot of places. The problem with them, and choke chains, is the damage they can do to the growing bones/muscles/etc in a puppy's neck.

              Puppies can be taught when they're young not to pull. If you get a dog that's pulling, a head harness such as the Halti head harness is a safe and easy way to get them to stop.

              [–]mrbooze 1 point2 points ago

              I would never use a collar anything like that on a puppy. I don't even bother with much corrective training with a puppy.

              [–]ManicMess 3 points4 points ago

              what? Thats how you ensure you have a well behaved dog that is able to enjoy all of the love people want to shower upon him.

              [–]mrbooze 3 points4 points ago

              On a very young puppy like in the OP? Corrective training? My understanding from trainers was they stuck to mostly positive reinforcement when they were that young. (I haven't had puppies in the house since my days growing up with police dogs and aforementioned aggressive use of choke chains...and I won't train my dog like that.)

              [–]body_count_rises 0 points1 point ago

              My puppy wears a cat collar....

              [–]ManicMess 0 points1 point ago

              NO I definitely agree that THAT puppy is entirely to young for that kind of training. there isn't even need for a collar at his size. you aren't supposed to start training your puppy until they're 3 months of age. you don't immediately start with corrections. corrections are for willful disobedience, not ignorance. I would never correct a dog for something they didn't KNOW was wrong.

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                [–]bri35 2 points3 points ago

                Be careful with prong collars. Recent research has suggested they may contribute to hypothyroidism in dogs because the thyroid is constantly bruised by the prongs.

                [–]leffew4116 0 points1 point ago

                Really? On the rare occasion I need to correct my dog, I use a prong, and I know a lot of people that use them, so I'll definitely be looking that up.

                [–]Yourface1837 -1 points0 points ago

                They're pretty similar in cruelness, I'd say, the prong collar just looks more severe. I like to use a regular leash in combination with patience, but i's not for everyone.

                [–]mrbooze 6 points7 points ago

                Why do you think that? I tried it on my own skin to make sure it wasn't piercing or notably painful, and I watch my dog's behavior and body language in response. I know if I hurt him while clipping his nails, why do you think I would not know if his collar was hurting him?

                Seriously, I've spent a lot of time around professional dog trainers. And I grew up around some seriously abusive ones that used choke chains to excess to the point of choking dogs unconscious so I know how bad they can be misused. But many of the modern non-abusive trainers I've been around today still use them in training adult dogs, though I note usually more often they are nylon rather than actual chains. They just make it extremely clear and drill into people to never yank hard or for longer than a split second.

                I don't use either kind of training collar any more, but they have their place for people that know how to use them properly and safely.

                [–]Ineedauniqueusername 0 points1 point ago

                I can't tell you how many people I've seen just letting their dog pull while they're on a choker... I say something when I can, responses tend to range from "So What?" to "Fuck Off"....

                Some people really just shouldn't have dogs

                [–]dudesndudes 3 points4 points ago

                Pronged (or as I call them, pinch collars) collars are not "similar in cruelness." They should never be used on a puppy, obviously, but when used right, a pronged collar is really effective for some dogs. They are not meant to choke, just to give a quick correction. My pit responded great to a pronged collar (only tried after every other method of getting her to stop pulling failed). My boxer can't tolerate the pronged collar though.

                [–]fosiacat 1 point2 points ago

                absolutely this, a million times over. my pit used to pull like crazy with a regular collar, i got a pinch and the minute i put it on him (at the pet store) the pulling stopped and he walked right with me ever since. leash training is critical, regardless. i met a guy with a little 30lb pit puppy and had a choke collar on him. i didn't realize until today that i should have told him to ditch it asap..but i had a few beers in me and was more interested in playing with the dog.

                [–]Ineedauniqueusername 0 points1 point ago

                "as a part of training"

                This.

                [–]grasswasgreener 0 points1 point ago

                The problem I have with prong collars being sold to the general public is that half the people that buy them don't know how to use them. So they become cruel because the owner for one leaves it on all the time when it should only be on when doing the actual training. And two, they don't use it properly so instead of just slightly correcting the dog, the owner just lets the dog pull and so it just keeps digging in to their neck, giving no correction and just making them feel like every move they make is wrong. And then the owner wonders why the dog becomes aggressive when a person or dog approaches it. Because to the dog everything they do is wrong! I don't have a problem with prongs, though I would never use them, I just wish every person that bought them was trained how to properly use them. I personally had the best luck with a gentle leader and a front clip harness as well as certain training techniques to get my big guy from not pulling. And once he learned not to pull, I switched him to a martingale and never had a problem. But every dog is different and and requires different training methods. I'm just all about positive reinforcement.

                [–]mrbooze 2 points3 points ago

                Yes, exactly. They are training collars. Not collars to be worn all the time. Even so, the prong collars being left on all the time make me less nervous than a choke collar being left on all the time. I have nightmares about a dog just choking himself to death after jumping and getting it caught on a branch or something.

                The reason I switched to the prong collar for a short time is because my dog pulled so hard constantly on the choke collar (that he came with from the rescue organization we adopted him from) all the time he was constantly wheezing from basically choking himself without me doing anything. When he wouldn't adapt to the halti or another one that attached at the chest I switched to the prong collar for a while so that he at least wasn't restricting his own breathing on walks.

                He's still a terrible heeler (he's a coonhound, and I grew up around German Shepherds, part of the experience has been me tempering some of my own expectations) but he doesn't pull as constantly and aggresively as he did at first, and now with a plain regular collar I can at least get his attention back with a slight tug.

                And I really did test the prong collar on myself first.

                [–]Ineedauniqueusername 0 points1 point ago

                Why did this get downvoted?

                [–]anxdiety 1 point2 points ago

                The issues with prong collars are vast. The issue I have the largest concern with is that they can make dogs more aggressive. Its the basic principle of how they work. The negative feedback of pain or discomfort will quite frequently be associated with what the dog is pulling towards. If every time your dog gets excited to see another dog and pulls forward and gets that pain/discomfort in the neck, it does not take long to make the association of "other dogs mean bad things.. stay away". That association very easily leads to aggression as the dog tries to avoid the discomfort/pain at all costs.

                Put it this way. If you and I were to go out walking together and every time a red car passed us, I punch you in the arm. How long do you think it would take before you would hide or flinch on sight of a red car? How long do you think it would take before you finally punched me back for doing so?

                I also really do wonder how many trainers would be completely fucked and out of business if prong collars and choke collars were outlawed in North America as they are in so many European countries.

                [–]Pibbles 1 point2 points ago

                This. I caved and tried a prong (under a trainer) on my Pit for pulling and for reacting to dogs attacking the fence when we walked by. Within 2 weeks I noticed his reaction was actually worsening (going from manic whining to actual aggression). I took that off immediately and haven't put it back on in over a year. Some things work for SOME dogs, but not always, even when used properly. I can't say I miss it, I did NOT want people seeing my pit in one of those anyway, even if it was just a bridge and temporary training tool. I use a regular nylon webbed martingale and re-direction and I've made so much more progress.

                [–]dogcrazyjen 0 points1 point ago

                If your pit was reacting to dogs charging the fence, you were too close to the charging dogs. You needed to start on the other side of the street or further away, and desensitize the dog to those advances. Problem is, the majority of dogs are going to react to being attacked, even through a fence. I am not sure I could walk calmly by a fence which had a growling, charging, snapping dog on the other side.

                I would say redirection is the first tool to use, with understanding that distance is a very crucial componant of this training scenario. The prong still could be used, but not unless the dog has has a lot of other training with it, and not until the dog was pretty close to being able to ignore the other dogs behavior at some distance. Pulling the prong out only for this type of training is not the way to do it. Good for you that you found something that works. I agree that many people misread prong collars, especially on a pitty.

                [–]dogcrazyjen -1 points0 points ago

                Well, you don't take an untrained dog out on a walk where there are other dogs on a new prong collar. You start off with the prong in the house, then in your back yard. By the time the dog sees other dogs, it should have a pretty good understanding how the collar works and have had a lot of positive feedback for not pulling. Good trainers know to work on distractions separate from training the concepts.

                It is not the same as punching someone in the arm, as the dog makes the collar tighten, not the owner. The dog learns to watch the owner and keep a loose lead. If the dog pulls, the collar tightens, if the dog gives slack, the collar loosens. It only is a problem if you set the dog up for failure by not training it properly.

                I have seen too many dogs ruined from a lack of discipline, and some damn fine and happy dogs trained with prongs. It is a tool, not an evil thing.

                [–]anxdiety 0 points1 point ago

                A good trainer also knows that you don't need negative reinforcement such as choke/prong collars for successful training. You can use the exact same method you mentioned without a prong collar for the exact same results. So if you can accomplish the exact same thing without the collar then what purpose does this tool have? To do nothing more than inflict negative reinforcement.

                There's plenty of complacent and happy women living in the middle east under the archaic rules of law that exist there. Does that make their methods and culture any more justified? Some of us have moved on society wise and do not need to use archaic dog training methods either.

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                  [–]Skeetronic 1 point2 points ago

                  I don't know that 12-15 week old pup looks like it needs some hard training...

                  [–]Ineedauniqueusername 0 points1 point ago

                  They aren't cruel when used properly... but believe it or not, lot's of people are really stupid, and they don't bother to learn how to use them. Also this puppy is WAY too young for a choker.

                  [–]tanerdamaner 1 point2 points ago

                  'Murica

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                    [–]Iknwican 1 point2 points ago

                    Those eyes staring into my soul

                    [–]Celticterminator 8 points9 points ago

                    SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!

                    [–]GasManBob 21 points22 points ago

                    Double dog dare you.

                    [–]Phat_Neil 13 points14 points ago

                    http://i.imgur.com/UiGiq.gif

                    [–]Deisel23 3 points4 points ago

                    That is a slight breech of etiquette.

                    [–]formington 1 point2 points ago

                    Came here to find this. Was not disappointed.

                    [–]BayouBoogie 5 points6 points ago

                    Very handsome bluey! Pit Bulls rock

                    [–]wuersterl 2 points3 points ago

                    Poor guy looks like he is attached to a key chain.

                    [–]eyropiarip 3 points4 points ago

                    Why is that little puppy on a choke collar? You aren't supposed to use choke collars on any dogs under 6 months of age, with a flat face, under 50 pounds, or on any dog with health problems! They aren't even meant to be used outside training sessions anyways!

                    [–]AsSureAsStars 2 points3 points ago

                    Did you know this was a repost? Of course you did!

                    [–]protein_shake -1 points0 points ago

                    He's not talking to Michael Vick.

                    [–]love2bakez 1 point2 points ago

                    Babyy

                    [–]imapeahen 1 point2 points ago

                    I'm ok with choke chains if used properly but that baby is waaaay too young for one. I use a padded martingale for my guy. It doesn't bother his sensitive skin. https://www.wholesalepet.com/Product/27450

                    [–]mybaby51 1 point2 points ago

                    I died. I wanna cuddle that little guy so hard

                    [–]Peccatrix 2 points3 points ago

                    "Do I look like a bitch to you?"

                    [–]OvalNinja 0 points1 point ago

                    Bird!

                    [–]shankems2000 0 points1 point ago

                    "SAY GET THE BALL AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER SAY GET THE BALL ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!"

                    [–]Somethingonmymind 0 points1 point ago

                    "Hello, my name is Dave Courtney and I've got a little bit of advice for you. It's nice to be important but important to be nice, and if you ain't nice, then there'll be hell to pay!"

                    [–]StuffAndWords 1 point2 points ago

                    The "mate" adds more threat to it.

                    [–]Ghostinthamachine -1 points0 points ago

                    This is a classic example of what George Carlin said about dogs vs. cats- dogs can show all the expression in the world "because they have eyebrows- cats just have a bunch of shit sticking out of their head. Don't tell them- they think it's an eyebrow..."

                    [–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

                    Jeez he is cute.

                    [–]white_discussion 0 points1 point ago

                    Staffordshire Bull Terrier? Or is it a Pit? Is it your pup grubbymitts or just a pic you found?

                    [–]sindekit 1 point2 points ago

                    That choke chain made me think it was a very realistic keychain

                    [–]Leonardovldz 0 points1 point ago

                    COME AT ME BRO!

                    [–]dwightsredshoes 1 point2 points ago

                    "What did you say Vick?"

                    [–]Datkarma 0 points1 point ago

                    Aww what a cutie little chub!

                    [–]pizza_bro -1 points0 points ago

                    U WOT M8?

                    [–]captainfuckwad 0 points1 point ago

                    cute

                    [–]tritter211 1 point2 points ago

                    Kind of lame but...I can't help it ...

                    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

                    [–]Azureshift 0 points1 point ago

                    Dat eyes....

                    [–]Xysten 1 point2 points ago

                    Dont make me ruff...you up.

                    [–]musical_stampede 0 points1 point ago

                    That is one cute little puppy dog boy.

                    [–]JBFRESHSKILLS 0 points1 point ago

                    Angry dog memes in 3, 2, 1...

                    [–]chilliberry 1 point2 points ago

                    Not sure if dog or keychain.

                    [–]maximusprime7 1 point2 points ago

                    That again.

                    [–]rjgarc 1 point2 points ago

                    I guess it's a British Bulldog? ;-P

                    [–]Canucklehead99 0 points1 point ago

                    "SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER!"

                    [–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

                    I double dog dare you!

                    [–]jgaspar5 0 points1 point ago

                    I read that in the voice of Cpt. Price from COD: Modern Warefare

                    [–]maate 1 point2 points ago

                    that

                    [–]baltakatei 0 points1 point ago

                    That.

                    [–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

                    too cute. hes just perfect

                    [–]aftershock_instinct 0 points1 point ago

                    I read that in a will smith voice

                    [–]Downvote_animals 0 points1 point ago

                    Downvote that again mate, i dare you!

                    [–]minmarcan 0 points1 point ago

                    I'd like to see angry puppy and grumpy kitty have at it.

                    [–]wellreadtheatre 0 points1 point ago

                    Now that's one vicious beast!! Freaking precious, I tell you!

                    [–]vertigo3pc 0 points1 point ago

                    Please name him/her Bowser

                    [–]adtaylor 0 points1 point ago

                    I heard this in a cockney accent...

                    [–]soft-cookie 0 points1 point ago

                    I double dare you motherfucker

                    [–]DoktuhParadox 1 point2 points ago

                    That again.

                    Now FIGHT me.

                    [–]Chloeasha 0 points1 point ago

                    I double dog dare you!

                    [–]durvid86 0 points1 point ago

                    I think this guy looks like a monstar from Space jam

                    [–]Wuggy 0 points1 point ago

                    I see a pretty striking resemblance

                    [–]Weale 0 points1 point ago

                    ... and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you and I will ssssskin you.

                    [–]RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING32 0 points1 point ago

                    Wilfred voice.

                    [–]daviddesousa 0 points1 point ago

                    If looks could kill

                    [–]katmaidog -2 points-1 points ago

                    Ice Cube!!

                    [–]Orallyimbibe -1 points0 points ago

                    Sausages!!!

                    [–]dispenserG -1 points0 points ago

                    I smell a repost!

                    [–]deksamkcab 0 points1 point ago

                    Ok, I will: Your mum is a bitch!

                    [–]lydocia 0 points1 point ago

                    He looks like a key chain.

                    [–]HockeyBein 0 points1 point ago

                    "When I get off this chain... I'm going to poop on your carpet and then melt your face off with cuteness"

                    [–]almodozo 1 point2 points ago

                    Is it just me or does it look somewhat like Winston Churchill?

                    [–]Plethora-of-Penis 0 points1 point ago

                    Only crocodile dundee can sound tough saying "mate"

                    [–]SmooshyXz 0 points1 point ago

                    If Ice Cube was a dog...

                    [–]baileyzuzu 1 point2 points ago

                    It makes it infinitely cuter that this is in an Australian accent. (Could be British too, but I'm hearing Australian.)

                    [–]chrysamere 0 points1 point ago

                    Hey look, a future killer.

                    [–]nushey13 0 points1 point ago

                    Probably be scarier if you couldn't see the chain behind him holding him back... Y'know?

                    [–]Ineedauniqueusername 1 point2 points ago

                    That puppy is WAY too young to be on a choke chain....

                    [–]krusherking 0 points1 point ago

                    Very irritated looking pup. Must be the choke chain.

                    [–]solidiquis1 0 points1 point ago

                    This dog reminds me of Bane.

                    [–]stevenvinci 0 points1 point ago

                    Cane Corso

                    [–]riseagainst2615 0 points1 point ago

                    Call me an ass hole one more time.

                    [–]DouglasClay 1 point2 points ago

                    Every time I read the caption I hear Vinny Jones

                    [–]pancakeman911 0 points1 point ago

                    Funny I hear Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig...

                    [–]Tygershark 0 points1 point ago

                    NAME HER/HIM BLASTOISE

                    [–]nomnomcontagion 0 points1 point ago

                    American Translation... "What Bitch?!?!"

                    [–]DuckinFummy 0 points1 point ago

                    Name him Jason Statham

                    [–]polonium269 -1 points0 points ago

                    Most Awesome dog ever.... reposted to death tho. http://images.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&tbs=sbi:AMhZZitjtDdc-P1TpEqxZNf_1kp5x-NzJH3_1WmVSuOmcVeeSyxw4N3GdVvGgADqFKJK1NzHXbfvCq3yHUtaAKsfn1IfACemiMyiEBKXvPQ_1EokONX6Ch_1j3pFhbSXoSvXpOS7l5-KMTm-hnGXupkzzsSOa6BbTQL-kTwhAfVRYLQBx1587SuC0uFnVUW3b20kk1caHehEWWoq1Oaupjbg6vDMot6RmagyC2g0xm8zSWAz-G_1UxBzAJK6ZP5lKFeal3KSHFEANmV1rYQnrnKauxCXuLwJ2o6eMI32TFxjDiyBb3eBAr_16I0TojRAhDwrjXCThZ0G9NCuYB5CNNhefKZEDjGoE7gLHEY5vE6q4qplgMKcaltUU7_1CnYZUQ_1hOuqr0b3WOz9OK2X27GrTEHZ1K7xgbSC0Buc91aYRhpDLwr1JETCNzGa1rw1Ykt4gxfy_12_1JggJRBspS3Hat1Ugr7DHi8w5lSqRxquzHlFKDrjDnnjJ5we3lGODhqyFrAwVIqwyDgO_1xxAm9HuwzcR8JygS9qb2BH8GaxUn836UBBt121ju9KJWSNh_1JL3aPx5MJkRR6-Wkg2H9fqq_1Ev_1Ow42Va7E66HwLeBg274Skbhad7dgreoPEX0OoHZG_1s8Jq1vtq0jIZ7hQE278aFeeLgaJm4P7IrMcVi91st0rpgsecQZB7-PQsw4QG4MAbMKUPVqG5R3OYsqR2as-fYqTgfcnMKjtoOiZfrC8xgSc2_1U0NNE6xo1EJ6qMtrLS5xG3sjzoPpsxpiI_1DW-11LleHObjEeqbuQwAmoGz7Hb4TqT_1Ko4VR7JHm4S_1WAJdgGrausn3XqqssnrjpY-vCSO0hobFr2HTSaHS7Qcvny2THdY-21BciUIJtkk4C8xeou5NflSgRXrQ0cDf7igXJVtP0y6J80cEJEsqUiIDKBP-AN0nx19S-79CPvMgrEXaMdodE9hRjyVXWjK5hAAZVbEatds56BuDEZmB3BQj6PqMLZ9d-Ylye8UpUI4cBtOxb5byYimTfjom_1kVOmqAbz4tUQ0mw78YQjJBNOdZAwwJEQlXjFIWIJ9NBn2KpSJHgBTqAiQxOX576pdE3rAmdfgBfdCi4y8o5Y96r64kdou7zEEVl2Pt9W1LWjvJFFFVWfjKY7zlJeGe9lG6HFW6f2uE8elGLxwkoxYvSVVb_1AEUJmCrJs0VZGBOAmwnERh6tniRVa41Yeq8SP3q9aQ1sTotyfchCW9DzRYhq3YMbcYHDRct5UTfnitlGzFF2KxmjjUF38Gwqy_1WHov1LXGgysarGr2WpuQNFLPBeH6Zw&prmd=imvns&ei=k0lnUOPNJYLY9AS8m4HoBw&start=0&sa=N&biw=1440&bih=799

                    [–]dogcrazyjen 0 points1 point ago

                    Adorable puppy, I love bull breeds, and the blue color is gorgeous. There really is no reason to put a choke chain on an 8 week old puppy other than confirmation training, and since the puppy is sitting that is not the purpose for the chain. I hope the owners don't train this dog for fighting.

                    [–]captainkrinking 0 points1 point ago

                    Watch out, it's a pit bull!!!

                    [–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

                    This puppy is adorable. He looks pissed off and ready to do something about it... so it's kinda funny.

                    [–]mogazz 0 points1 point ago

                    Do I look like a bitch?

                    [–]swkingz23 0 points1 point ago

                    What kind of dog

                    [–]redyellowand 0 points1 point ago

                    Totally looks like Winston Churchill.

                    [–]maxwoob 0 points1 point ago

                    I posted this on my account over a month ago. :/

                    [–]toddbranch 0 points1 point ago

                    We landed on the moon?!

                    [–]yesiamwhoyouthinkiam 0 points1 point ago

                    I love him

                    [–]GreenJesus423 0 points1 point ago

                    Who are we mating?

                    [–]THE_M1X3 1 point2 points ago

                    Bad to the milkbone.

                    [–]Timeflyer2011 -1 points0 points ago

                    I feel like some jerk got this dog to train to be tough. Then people wonder what goes wrong when the dog bites someone. A dog that little should be in someone's arms and be wearing a big smile, not a chain.

                    [–]fzstarion 0 points1 point ago

                    looks like ice cube

                    [–]pornomonst3r 0 points1 point ago

                    Beautiful dog...

                    [–]NotAnExpertWitness 0 points1 point ago

                    Blue steal.

                    [–]Captain_Username 1 point2 points ago

                    I'm not your mate, buddy.

                    [–]Careb 1 point2 points ago

                    haha Why does that dog have a choke chain?

                    [–]KissMyCockImAVirgin 1 point2 points ago

                    I'd suck that dog's dick so hard

                    [–]allie_sin 0 points1 point ago

                    ITT: the usual idiot pitbull fans getting a weird hardon for how tough a dog is.

                    [–]RZARECTOR 0 points1 point ago

                    Show me on this thread where someone comments about how tough their/this dog is.

                    [–]allie_sin 1 point2 points ago

                    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/10nyod/say_that_again_mate_i_dare_you/c6f5789

                    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/10nyod/say_that_again_mate_i_dare_you/c6f58ow

                    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/10nyod/say_that_again_mate_i_dare_you/c6f55as

                    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/10nyod/say_that_again_mate_i_dare_you/c6f3no7

                    And about a dozen crappy variations on the crap in the title.

                    [–]RZARECTOR 1 point2 points ago

                    You're grasping at straws with the last two, and the first two one mentions about how strong his Pit is and the other about how muscly his dog is, none about how tough their dogs are.

                    [–]allie_sin 1 point2 points ago

                    Eh, well to be honest it was more of a prediction than anything... based on how often people say how great their pit is with kids, etc. and in the same post boast about how it could kick everyone's ass if it wanted to.

                    [–]apbadogs -3 points-2 points ago

                    That dog has killing a human being in it's future.

                    [–]RZARECTOR 2 points3 points ago

                    No it doesn't.

                    [–]RICH_LITTLE -3 points-2 points ago

                    If Icecube was a dog.

                    [–]deja-vu-comment -5 points-4 points ago

                    If Icecube was a dog.

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