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[–]martine244 53 points54 points ago

That baby is not in that sling properly. His head is all flopping around, he's too small to be unsupported.

[–]SexyGreenAndGold 17 points18 points ago

That's the only thing I could think when I saw this picture too.

[–]Kyle_Crafty 5 points6 points ago

I noticed that first as well. Thanks to having helped raise my younger sisters -_-

[–]15jminnick 3 points4 points ago

I noticed that he looks like a caveman.

[–]Kim_jong-fun 130 points131 points ago

That baby has a really big right hand

[–]Momordicas 12 points13 points ago

Damn it North Korea, you beat me to the joke.

[–]Manisil 6 points7 points ago

You are now banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]blum1130 1 point2 points ago

So i'm assuming this is what the whole of reddit looks like in North Korea.

[–]The_One_Above_All 2 points3 points ago

He will be a professional arm wrestler when he grows up.

[–]recoverelapse 1 point2 points ago

People with really big right hands are the shit! (I should know, I have one)

[–]DetoxTomorrow 21 points22 points ago

I can't look at this without seeing the baby throw up/keyboard mishap that is sure to happen.

[–]ObscurityPrince 73 points74 points ago

That Guy Fawkes mask...

[–]MuchJokes 56 points57 points ago

Oh fuck, they reproduce...

[–]theuserman 16 points17 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]MrJacoste 2 points3 points ago

Dont worry a real anon wouldnt have pictures on reddit

[–]whichwitch9 1 point2 points ago

I'm more impressed that with that level of dedication, he actually got some.......

[–]sirblastalot 10 points11 points ago

He could just be a fan of the movie, or an Occupy protestor. Or maybe he just got it on a whim...they're absurdly cheap.

[–]Kyle_Crafty 2 points3 points ago

I want to buy one simply for the movie and graphic novels.

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 0 points1 point ago

With this guy it means "B for Bruschetta".

[–]crshirley58 1 point2 points ago

Haha it's funny because he's fat

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 0 points1 point ago

He's playing World Of MoreKraft.

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[–]bayyorker 1 point2 points ago

Anonymous adopted the mask's image for themselves.

[–]MamaCass 48 points49 points ago

Having played countless hours of many games while holding my children, feeding them and even a one-handed diaper change or two, he's doing it wrong.

You NEVER face the puking end toward your keyboard.

[–]Whoa_Bundy -1 points0 points ago

1 handed diapier change???? I call BS on this one.

[–]thisguynamedjoe 0 points1 point ago

My mom did daycare in the home to pay her way through college (and wind up with a masters, nearly to her doctorate) after raising four kids. As the second kid who witnessed all this and had to help, I can attest to this as possible. I'm guessing it comes with practice.

[–]KarmaAmirite 17 points18 points ago

This kid is going to be a 1 year old with PTSD

[–]Atroces 14 points15 points ago

What is this? A monitor for ants?

[–]Luke273 3 points4 points ago

Also a desk for ants.

[–]Iliveonlovestreet 1 point2 points ago

A bigger screen would hurt the babies eyes.

[–]sAnDeTri 12 points13 points ago

btw; really bad idea to let a baby of that age look into a monitor for any period of time.

[–]CardinalRichelieu 2 points3 points ago

Mind explaining why? I'd really like to know.

[–]monty055 1 point2 points ago

It isn't necessarily looking at the monitor, but it is not a good thing for a developing mind to see stuff that is over-stimulating. If you have ever seen Noggin the shows are purposely done to be slower and less stimulating in order to not over-stimulate a child's brain. The whole monitor thing is probably due to possible eye-sight issues and eye-strain.

[–]theKurganDK 21 points22 points ago

No parenting in this picture.

[–]SexyGreenAndGold 5 points6 points ago

Seriously.

[–]Herpmahderp 15 points16 points ago

In all seriousness is this unhealthy for the baby?

[–]pregnantandsober 28 points29 points ago

In addition to the screen action being too stimulating, the baby looks too young to be forward-facing. He should have great control over holding up his head before facing outward in those carriers. If Dad just turned him around, this would probably be fine and baby would like the close contact.

[–]SexyGreenAndGold 11 points12 points ago

Judging by the way the kid is slumping, how old the kid is, and the general lack of attention from the parent, I'd say yes.

[–]Zipvex143258 5 points6 points ago

Wondering the same thing. In all reality, it is just as stimulating as TV right?

[–]shadowryder 5 points6 points ago

If I remember correctly, this would cause the eye to not develop properly. It's for computers too. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[–]galvatron0 5 points6 points ago

Probably in more ways than you think...

[–]deathby120 12 points13 points ago

I bet he will wonder why his fat kid gets picked on in high school.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 9 points10 points ago

By the time that kid grows up, the skinny kids will get bullied for not being fat.

[–]Kieroshark 0 points1 point ago

You... you're probably right. Mind blown.

[–]Alexi_Strife -1 points0 points ago

HRRR, HEY LOOKIT DIS SKINNY KID! I BET HESA TERRERIST FER NOT EATTIN AT DA MACDONALDS! HEERRRR

Or something like that.

[–]GermanPanda 4 points5 points ago

All this talk about is this unhealthy for this kid, stop and check out the neck beard DNA pool this kid is drawing from. ADHD is the least of this guys worries.

[–]Dr__Gregory__House 4 points5 points ago

How the hell did he have a kid?

[–]britfag 7 points8 points ago

you're a fat moron.I hope social services get a hold of this and take the kid off you so it doesn't end up fat and retarded....like yourself.

[–]TheOriginalGio 3 points4 points ago

Conquest on Alborz Mountain. Not a bad choice!

[–]Narutofan846 13 points14 points ago

Ahhhh, typical /b/tard

[–]ObscurityPrince 26 points27 points ago

The child's presence suggests there is or has been a woman in his life. I wouldn't call that typical for a /b/tard.

[–]trampus1 12 points13 points ago

It's obviously stolen. I don't even want to know what his purpose is for doing so.

[–]ObscurityPrince 4 points5 points ago

A /b/tard with a stolen baby?

My mind is scarred...

[–]Narutofan846 0 points1 point ago

True

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

You KNOW, there are women /b/tards too.

[–]Uhrschnur 8 points9 points ago

obigatory mask: check

[–]I_Hate_Nerds 5 points6 points ago

Dude that's kinda bad for their brain development..

[–]Colin345 6 points7 points ago

Might want to be careful with this...Good chance that continual influence can harm the development or even present ADD like symptoms due to getting used to the constant movement.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/turn-tv/201201/watch-tv-your-kids

http://eartheasy.com/blog/2011/10/why-tv-for-children-under-two-is-a-bad-idea/

[–]guitarman2012 6 points7 points ago

V in his retired days.

[–]BoyAndHisBlob 2 points3 points ago

That can't be a picture of his girlfriend on the CD shelf can it? He must be babysitting for his sister or something.

[–]MagicMurderBean 2 points3 points ago

He couldn't shake the weight after his pregnancy.

[–]sid2112 0 points1 point ago

Take a shower ffs dude.

[–]ohdidntseeyouthere 2 points3 points ago

I see the gaming... Don't really see the parenting.

[–]Expects 2 points3 points ago

Bad for babies eyes as well

[–]anchises868 1 point2 points ago

I can neither confirm nor deny that I spent quality time in this manner with my kids when they were that young.

[–]vicmac1995 1 point2 points ago

He's a fucking Anonymous!

[–]DeadPeopleScreaming 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same! " ahah! Got you!"

[–]mjknuth 3 points4 points ago

His face reminds me of the guy with the strong character in the WoW episode of South.Park

[–]Zacclol 0 points1 point ago

Battlefield 3? Good choice!

[–]IMissTheUSAS-12 -1 points0 points ago

He's playing Battlefield so all is forgiven.

[–]RRobertstein 0 points1 point ago

Summon Imp

[–]BlackMoonDestiny 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was to try and identify the game...

[–]arrowX -1 points0 points ago

Ghost Recon.

[–]Iliveonlovestreet 0 points1 point ago

Guy Fawkes mask= awesome

[–]Omegaplox 0 points1 point ago

Anon mask...

[–]Piewie 0 points1 point ago

Who said men can't do 2 things at the same time?

[–]HandsomeAssNigga 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else have the same ikea desk?

[–]ElricG 0 points1 point ago

That baby is transfixed.

[–]qbedo 1 point2 points ago

"yes honey, we enjoyed our walk while you were in the shower"

[–]The_GenuineArticle 0 points1 point ago

That guy looks like Ed Droste, lead singer for Grizzly Bear

[–]ScanExam 0 points1 point ago

He's gaming anyway.

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill -1 points0 points ago

with the money he spent on discs, he should have bought a wireless mouse, a better desk and a babysitter. do you know what i am saying?

[–]wyattz 0 points1 point ago

How many dvd spindels does one person need?

[–]SKREAM 1 point2 points ago

Probably old school pirate who keeps shit on DVDs

[–]es355 0 points1 point ago

That is a lot of CDs/DVDs. Seriously dude.

[–]ADozenArrows 0 points1 point ago

Ed Droste has really let himself go

[–]thehymen -1 points0 points ago

LMAO. thought the baby was using the mouse.

[–]Pangeaefate 0 points1 point ago

These are the type of people that get to vote. Grow up!

[–]FrankZappasNose 1 point2 points ago

You know that guy hasn't breathed out of his nose a day in his life.

[–]ocean_spray -1 points0 points ago

I just can't tolerate parents these days. Allowing their children to be poisoned by such drivel. They should be ashamed of themselves for playing BF3. Battlefield Bad Company 2 is still a far superior game.

[–]Wolf_SF 0 points1 point ago

should be an entry for "only in battlefield 3"

[–]ICe287 0 points1 point ago

true story

[–]troylazlow 0 points1 point ago

his lady is a looker... 0_o

[–]Chunga_the_Great 0 points1 point ago

"GabbaGabDoBaBa fart vomit

Translation: "Stop waiting for the jet and get to B you fucktard"

[–]Flaimelion 0 points1 point ago

at least the baby is interested in the game.

[–]The137 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when 4chan reproduces.

[–]xeonrage 0 points1 point ago

glad to see Tony Kukoc has found things to do in life after basketball

[–]Abswility 0 points1 point ago

Some guys need to have their priorities straight.

[–]Moldybooks 0 points1 point ago

I thought it looked like Tony Stewart with a beer belly.

[–]donutsalad 1 point2 points ago

Not hanging out with Barney anymore?

[–]Greyhaven7 0 points1 point ago

There is no parenting happening in this image.

[–]withtheface 0 points1 point ago

Oh real cool leaving an anonymous mask in the background, some bad ass over here!

[–]morior 0 points1 point ago

Is this what happens when /b/tards grow up?

[–]fridayjones 0 points1 point ago

The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

[–]ChillWithBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

Eugene Mirman?

[–]cobracount 0 points1 point ago

Is his Name David Hargraves

[–]Kyle_Crafty 0 points1 point ago

can this be considered neglect?

[–]SilentSacrifice 0 points1 point ago

No, that's just gaming.

[–]poke588 0 points1 point ago

It's terrible, but I sure I'm no where near the only one who thought "This guy procreated?"

[–]nfury8ing 0 points1 point ago

Like father, like son. That facial expression.

[–]morior 0 points1 point ago

How did he get away from the computer long enough to have sex?

[–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

we r leegun!

[–]BRO_BATH 1 point2 points ago

That man is a true multi-tasker.

[–]MutantSharkPirate -1 points0 points ago

4chan grows up

[–]deathcord2912 -2 points-1 points ago

These two look exactly the same. I want a face swap!

[–]m3rk1nm4k3r -2 points-1 points ago

I think I might work with that guy. No, but I do have a coworker that I fear spends a fair amount of his time WoWing his kids.

[–]gangsta1000 0 points1 point ago

how can he play like that with the mouse above the keyboard

[–]qbedo 2 points3 points ago

right arm higher keeps the kid from falling over when it has impending seizure.

[–]Ovaldo 0 points1 point ago

I do, its easy, and my keyboard tray has no room for my mouse unless I turn the DPI up to max.

[–]SamSaunders -2 points-1 points ago

Vandetta mask!

[–]summitrock -4 points-3 points ago

Ughhh, when you have an infant maybe its time to quit gaming for a few years....

[–]eXo5 -3 points-2 points ago

That kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or a SpecOps Operator.

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[–]Flantastic185 0 points1 point ago

You must not know anything about that mask...

[–]foggart 0 points1 point ago

Either that or he was comparing 9gag to EFG which is pretty accurate...

[–]upq700hp 0 points1 point ago

Dude. It was a joke. Don't you know the Troll "BGKumbi" ?

[–]Flantastic185 0 points1 point ago

No because I don't feed trolls.. and you suck at trolling...