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Louis CK on God and Masturbation. (static.epicsnaps.com)

submitted ago by Bryce2826

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[–]jcmck0320 16 points17 points ago

This was a skit.

[–]Dignified 3 points4 points ago

Disappointing. Funny either way though.

[–]jcmck0320 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]Caomanure 10 points11 points ago

Shakes someone's hand...

Louis: You're touching my masturbation tool.

Stranger: You're touching mine.

[–]jewishreggae 3 points4 points ago

This could be the most reposted thing in r/atheism's history.

[–]importflip 3 points4 points ago

I don't know. Bart Simpson's grace sentence might be up there as well.

[–]vodkacokebloke 4 points5 points ago

cute blonde

[–]supermonkey1313 3 points4 points ago

Shh, never stick your dick in crazy!

[–]OmertaMMA 2 points3 points ago

Learned this lesson the hard way.

[–]AerateMark -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, I'm impressed by your comment, you magnificent bastard! May your path cross with many lovers.

[–]OmertaMMA 0 points1 point ago

I love you.

We should hook up.

[–]Crayon-Mechant 0 points1 point ago

Actually it's an actress, Liz Holtan, so go on and stick your dick like crazy !

[–]Gerkins31 5 points6 points ago

Why do people upvote this every time? Is there a single person here who hasn't seen this 20 times already?

[–]JimieVak 1 point2 points ago

...yes.

[–]Ireland1206 0 points1 point ago

Oh look it's Bryce2826, another asshole reposter.

[–]mathgod -1 points0 points ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25009880.jpg

[–]Ireland1206 0 points1 point ago

Why would I want to see it again?

And it's not like I've just seen this once before. I've seen it at least 3 other times.

[–]mathgod 0 points1 point ago

Why do you care either way? Why not let the people who haven't seen it yet appreciate it and move on with your day?

[–]Ireland1206 0 points1 point ago

Because I'm tired of seeing it.

[–]mathgod -1 points0 points ago

Thus my original response. Well done closing the circle.

[–]Ireland1206 1 point2 points ago

How much deeper do you want me to go? I don't want to see it reposted because I've seen it so many times before.

[–]mathgod -1 points0 points ago

I got that part at the very beginning, which is why I posted the pic I did. You are entirely welcome to your opinion, and I am quite entitled to make fun of you for being so petty.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

[–]wootroot 0 points1 point ago

I.... I've never seen this before.....

Maybe it's time to go outside? I think you've been on Reddit a bit too much...

[–]hstarbird11 1 point2 points ago

The best part of this is it has "masturbator" after his career. Hahahahahahaha

[–]Nickmi 0 points1 point ago

Where's the link for the lazy? :(

[–]MajAwesome 0 points1 point ago

This is so awesome.

[–]windyman08 0 points1 point ago

Jesus H. Christ, stop re-posting this you fucking karma whore. May the FSM show his wrath with boiling water and a life of undercooked noodles.

[–]bydrew333 0 points1 point ago

The Video

[–]supermonkey1313 -1 points0 points ago

I saw a picture of her with the caption "ELLEN FAPPER: CHRISTIANS AGAINST MASTURBATION" once, but never saw the whole conversation/argument.

[–]dauntlessmath 1 point2 points ago

It's not a real news segment. It's from his TV show on FX.

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

I never said it was.

[–]dauntlessmath 3 points4 points ago

I never claimed you did.

[–]84_sheepdog 1 point2 points ago

He never said you claimed he did.

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