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[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

"Why are you people clapping?!? That was absolute shit!"

[–]PLPintheNYC 1 point2 points ago

This made my day. I do exactly this, every single time.

[–]this_is_2_difficult[S] 1 point2 points ago

YAY let's all clap cause he did his job! I mean I don't clap for the barista at Starbucks fir making my Latte correctly.

[–]greativens 1 point2 points ago

And when people clap at the end of a movie that is a general screening.

[–]SomeDudeinAK 0 points1 point ago

I have flown a lot. So there I was in this aluminum tube going into John Wayne Airport in southern California in those notorious Santa Anna Winds. It was a pretty wild ride down, too. Keep in mind that I'm a Pilot, so I have a little understanding of what is going on. Holy goat fuck chicken stew, the airplane does this horrific dip at the very last second and I see that the wingtip is maybe eight feet from ground contact. That really got my attention. To their credit (and luck) we landed safely.

[–]Hedegaard 0 points1 point ago

so you clapped?

[–]SomeDudeinAK 0 points1 point ago

No Bro', I was immensely grateful that that wingtip didn't touch the earth. It was that damn close. And oh, I guess the stall speed is pretty high. Lots and lots of tonnage at very high speeds.

[–]PLPintheNYC 0 points1 point ago

Holy goat fuck chicken stew

lmao what the?

[–]SomeDudeinAK 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for making me laugh. Yeah, I just pulled nonsensical stuff out of thin air and strung them together. It kinda worked, too.

[–]PLPintheNYC 0 points1 point ago

I love it.

[–]Butston_Freem 0 points1 point ago

People should clap when I do my job in a normal fashion.

[–]ghostsnstufx 0 points1 point ago

Hurray we aren't dead! Thanks cap'n!