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[–]Thinandbony 481 points482 points ago

That looks like me in third grade trying to figure out how to write block letters.

[–]maxpowers33 132 points133 points ago

I got a buddy who got drunk and found another buddies tattoo stuff, so he did what any reasonable person would do, tattooed his initials on his leg. Except he did it, on himself, on his leg, upside down. He's not a smart man.

[–]stanfan114 39 points40 points ago

Luckily all three of my initials (all different letters) read the same way upside down, and in the right order. Can you guess what they are?

[–]theRedErik 32 points33 points ago

MIW?

[–]stanfan114 20 points21 points ago

Close.

[–]Elephant_Pizza 32 points33 points ago

OOO

[–]stanfan114 6 points7 points ago

Nope.

[–]gerbil_george 9 points10 points ago

Wait, I got it! is it WIM?

[–]stanfan114 3 points4 points ago

Nope.

[–]wontreadterms 9 points10 points ago

MOW WOM WHM MHW TOO MANY FUCKING ITTERATIONS!!!!

[–]NorwegianAvenger 3 points4 points ago

WOM?

[–]mark_wooten 60 points61 points ago

Mine are MHW. But I'm not Hispanic enough to tattoo my name on myself.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 71 points72 points ago

What? Hispanics don't tattoo their initials on themselves. They tattoo Jesus and la Virgencita. And if they're Mexican, then whatever state they were born in goes across the back of their shoulders, i.e. 'JALISCO', in Old English font. This must also be printed on the front and rear windshield of whatever pickup truck or giant SUV they drive.

EDIT: mfw I'm a Mexican reading progressively worse jokes about Mexicans

[–]khrak 16 points17 points ago

I believe Mexicans like to tattoo their initials on each of their body parts to help in reassembly after they piss of a member of a cartel.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 2 points3 points ago

I personally have these.

[–]CudiDudi 17 points18 points ago

Our last name goes on the back of our shaved heads.

[–]vlovesf 24 points25 points ago

Mexican with tattoos here, I conform all of this.

[–]SESender 8 points9 points ago

Tattoos from Mexico here.

I also conform to all of this.

[–]BatMark 4 points5 points ago

You don't have to be influenced by peer pressure just because you're Mexican. You don't need to conform, you can be your own person!

[–]aDrunkPirate 6 points7 points ago

This is very true, I see this all the time and joke about it to all my friends

[–]Xilean 10 points11 points ago

Mine, too. MSW.

[–]stanfan114 15 points16 points ago

Bingo!

I sign my abstract watercolors with MSW in the corner so they can be hung any direction.

[–]DJ2x 20 points21 points ago

Not really any direction, just 2 directions really...

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 13 points14 points ago

Not if he writes it diagonally.

[–]webslingga 6 points7 points ago

hung, men are hanged

[–]Cabana 28 points29 points ago

some men are hung

[–]macguffing 10 points11 points ago

HHH? III? XXX? OOO? Please tell me your initials are XXX

[–]MindSplatter 12 points13 points ago

"Xavier Xenophon Xerxes"

[–]stanfan114 6 points7 points ago

Nope the letters are all different.

[–]Magnesus 7 points8 points ago

But he was close, right?

[–]ad85 6 points7 points ago

Unless your initials were M.W. Then you'd be a genius!

[–]big_ol_dickhead 5 points6 points ago

I have an upside down one.

Fuck it, it's for me not for anyone else. I wanna see it right.

[–]betcheslovethis 2 points3 points ago

This one guy I used to know had a lot of friends who were trying to become tattoo artists. He let them "practice" on his upper thighs until they were almost completely covered. It looked like the margins of an elementary school kid, they were terrible. Smart people, man.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 2 points3 points ago

I'd do it. If you're a dude, nobody gives a shit about your legs anyway.

[–]Kari_Fenrir 25 points26 points ago

If you're an idiot

FTFY

[–]peterp4nda 106 points107 points ago

Maybe this is his suicide note

[–]Dubbys 8 points9 points ago

Slow Clap.

[–]fuck_your_dad 301 points302 points ago

Honestly, wouldn't it be awesome if he added a red squiggly line underneath the misspelled word?

[–]Hydros75 115 points116 points ago

You think that's bad? Look at these monstrosities permanently etched onto the skin of a guy I went to uni with

http://imgur.com/dCNuQ

http://imgur.com/bcPQz

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 150 points151 points ago

I cannot figure out what body area that second one is on. Those are both horrendous tattoos.

[–]moyno85 73 points74 points ago

Right butt cheek

[–]ohg 46 points47 points ago

Why does it look like a shaven head?

[–]fuck_your_dad 254 points255 points ago

Because he's a butthead

http://i.imgur.com/c9ns3.gif

[–]ilikezombis 12 points13 points ago

i liked it.

[–]vandalklown 2 points3 points ago

It's new work. The "artist" wiped the ink away and some of it stayed on the pores of his skin.

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[–]ComcastRapesPuppies 12 points13 points ago

Some guys enjoy having penises in their butt.

[–]Hydros75 6 points7 points ago

I'll give you a hint, that blue bit at the bottom, that's his trousers.

[–]Boner_Jamz_03 49 points50 points ago

At least the first one can be salvaged: it'll wind up being a boring tribal piece, instead of a SHITTY boring tribal piece. A competent artist could easily fill it in and improve the borders.

[–]Fudanchi 27 points28 points ago

I once spent two or three hours in the back seat of a car with my girlfriend from Seattle to Leavenworth. We were stuck next to a some guy who was a friend of our driver friend. He spent the entire time plugging his new tattoo business to us. I had seen our driver friend's new tattoo a week before and it was at least if not worse than these. He was talking about it like he should have his own tv show. Then he started takin the shirt of to show us the merchandise. Jesus christ! He gave himself a tribal sleeve that was nowhere near as nice as the top pic. He had this griffin thing on his chest that he did himself. Looked like he did it with a crayon. He was convinced that they were amazing and that we were hooked. "Let me know when you wanna come by to get inked" he said. Fuck no.

[–]lefthandtrav 12 points13 points ago

Dudes like this are the worst. He probably says things like "tats" and "tatted up.".

[–]deegen 2 points3 points ago

Wow.

The last time I was heading to Leavenworth, my car blew up.

I think I'd prefer that to your trip.

(Didn't really blow up, but the engine permanently seized)

[–]sartan 12 points13 points ago

Holy fuck this person needs to wash

[–]iMini 9 points10 points ago

Jesus christ that's terrible.

I have a pretty shitty tattoo of Bender on my right arse cheek, but it's at most an inch big.

[–]IAmManMan 23 points24 points ago

Have you looked closely at his eye with a magnifying glass?

[–]prencey 5 points6 points ago

001100010010011110100001101101110011

[–]doctorgirlfriend84 3 points4 points ago

Can I see?

[–]SuperShamou 2 points3 points ago

Gawd damn there will be some big money in tattoo removal one day.

[–]thescrapplekid 45 points46 points ago

Maybe he can change it to do something with accordions once he learns to spell. By the way You've inspired me

[–]polar_bear_cub_scout 7 points8 points ago

I approve of what is happening here.

[–]thescrapplekid 3 points4 points ago

The original I made had a space... I wasn't sure which was better, though now I see yours and I feel shame

[–]SnortingCoffee 82 points83 points ago

My only hope for this guy is that no one ever points out the proper spelling...

[–]iancheeseburger[S] 106 points107 points ago

he may be an idiot but he's still my friend and i didn't have the heart to be the first one to tell him it was wrong. and as far as i know no one else has either.lol.

[–]omgdbm 322 points323 points ago

the kind thing to do would be to kill him before someone tells him.. since he prefers death over dishonour

[–]chaos2011 213 points214 points ago

Dishouner* Common mistake

[–]Fishstixxx16 70 points71 points ago

Dishouner Disownher Dis on her Dasani water Got it

[–]theENTofDAZE 26 points27 points ago

I think it was supposed to be "Death Before Dish Owner" and he has very strong stance against kitchenware.

[–]gl0ws 2 points3 points ago

this is why I thought it said "death before dinosaur"

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 2 points3 points ago

This man has a point.

[–]Ambivalentgent 15 points16 points ago

Well at least everyone on reddit doesn't know.. Wait.. Oh....

[–]danceydancetime 39 points40 points ago

I honestly don't think I'm capable of befriending somebody this stupid

[–]Tenshik 5 points6 points ago

It's really difficult. Helps to be sexually attracted to them. At least that's the case with this very stupid friend of mine.

[–]ricklegend 7 points8 points ago

If you're really his friend... get him black out drunk and remove that shit with a vegetable peeler.

[–]konamii3 6 points7 points ago

You have stupid friends. And if you're not telling him you're not doing him a favor. Stupidity needs to be pointed out, so it can stop.

[–]PhilaDopephia 2 points3 points ago

You should tell him to practice on something other than his body. I think there is some melon that is good to practice with.

[–]webid792 5 points6 points ago

Not mocking him for this shows u don't really care.

[–]Nebz604 50 points51 points ago

He's gonna be mad when he finds out that doesn't just wash off.

He needs to date a girl named Dishouner and then dump her.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 12 points13 points ago

It probably will wash off. It looks like a prank with ballpoint pen and some vasoline. The letters look like they smeared when he wiped the vasoline on.

[–]Rolock 16 points17 points ago

He'd rather die first.

[–]dnml 3 points4 points ago

I 'm pretty sure his name is Houner and he kills anyone who disses him.

[–]Demonweed 47 points48 points ago

No matter what type of gun you're buying, if the very first thing you do, with no practice whatsoever, is use it on yourself, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]veul 22 points23 points ago

What a newbie should do is practice on pig skin. Feels and looks like human skin.

[–]fufdoofGOG 56 points57 points ago

Do... other parts feel like human skin?

[–]_stirringofbirds_ 26 points27 points ago

D:

[–]Jilleh-bean 21 points22 points ago

[–]TheDarkMaker 2 points3 points ago

Apparently it doesn't actually feel the same to tattoo on though.

Source: My sister, when pig skin wasn't working I got the fun of being free canvas

[–]Cthulhu_Airlines 3 points4 points ago

Damn, this pig skin isn't working. These practice tattoos look terrible! Hey DarkMatter, let me try this on you.

[–]TheDarkMaker 2 points3 points ago

well it was more that once she did one one a person she said it was entirely different to pigskin, but yeah that's pretty much how it went, "want a tattoo?"

"no"

"It's free, and can be anything you want"

"fine"

Everything went better than expected

[–]lucidianforge 3 points4 points ago

Never get tattooed by anyone that calls it a "gun".

[–]mrkurtz 22 points23 points ago

at what point does this become a good idea?

i mean, for me, it's never.

but for some people, is it like always a good idea? or does it just hit them one day that it'd be great for their unartistic ass to go carving shit into their arm without at least double-checking what they're about to do...

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah 14 points15 points ago

Nah man, remember, yolo and all that.

[–]SuperShamou 1 point2 points ago

It becomes a good idea when you hit the front page and get all that sweet, delicious karma.

[–]Soft_Beer 19 points20 points ago

This guy also made tattoos on himself.

[–]AlexHimself 13 points14 points ago

That's done with pen. He looks retarded though.

[–]JoePescisNuts 36 points37 points ago

If you call it a tattoo "gun" odds are you dont know how to use it

[–]FamilyHeirloomTomato 4 points5 points ago

What is it actually called?

[–]JoePescisNuts 12 points13 points ago

A tattoo machine. A gun shoots.

[–]zuizide 7 points8 points ago

This really needs to be the top comment here. If for nothing else, so others know to run like hell if an "artist" (really a scratcher) calls his machine a gun.

[–]markidle 7 points8 points ago

Eh, I work for an amazing artist who has 25+ years experience and he calls it a gun, makes me cringe every time, but what can you do? Potato potato.

[–]zuizide 5 points6 points ago

Not quite the same as potato or tomato, but I guess there has to be exceptions to every rule.

Does he even realize that to someone that knows even a little about the industry he loses respect, for lack of a better word, by using gun?

[–]markidle 6 points7 points ago

I have tried to explain it, but he doesn't give a shit. He is booked solid for the next 1.5 years so i guess he doesn't need to give a shit. Anyways, your rule is a solid one 99% of the time and if you don't know anything about tattoos, run from the gun.

[–]zuizide 3 points4 points ago

Some people you just can't reach...

And the word I was looking for is credibility, not respect. Being booked for the next 1.5 years solid makes me understand his mindset though. He just doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks at this point. Got it.

[–]666tommy 6 points7 points ago

i had to scroll down this far to find someone point this out :(

[–]JoePescisNuts 4 points5 points ago

if i called it a "gun" during my apprenticeship, It was my ass

[–]Cabana 6 points7 points ago

why'd you call your ass a gun?

[–]JoePescisNuts 2 points3 points ago

its what eating chipotle everyday for lunch will do to you

[–]homesick66 2 points3 points ago

yup that sounds like an apprenticeship at a tattoo shop.

[–]roguerpi 15 points16 points ago

DEATH BEFORE DISHWASHER

[–]SouthernSkeptic 11 points12 points ago

Quick! We need to make a silly definition for dishouner!

[–]MajorLazy 15 points16 points ago

A southern gentleman's female hound as in: "Dishouner smell don't work too good no more nohow"

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 6 points7 points ago

On the bright side. The lines that make up the text are so thin. He could have this tattoo touched up in the future by a tattoo artist with talent. Otherwise, what an idiot.

[–]AllWoWNoSham 10 points11 points ago

Except he spelled a word completely wrong, also going to someone better may be dishouner meaning he'd death first.

[–]xXSpaceTurtleXx 6 points7 points ago

deathing isn't a very good solution most of the time

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 3 points4 points ago

LOL, I didn't even try to read what it said. Didn't even notice. Being a poor speller myself and a dyslexic. I don't tend to be on the look out for spelling errors anyway. But now that I've looked at it a second time I got to laugh for a whole new reason. Nice. :)

[–]lefthandtrav 1 point2 points ago

There's no real fix here, except a large and expensive cover up. The lines will almost certainly be scarred over, and that denser scar tissue is very, very tough to work with, and it will be at least 6 months before the body replaces the scar with healthy tissue and becomes flush with the rest of the skin. Tattooing the area before that will likely make scarring worse. Dude is wearing this for a year or more.

[–]Solkre 8 points9 points ago

I can't even send a IM, TXT or Email without spell check. A tattoo would require at least 12 spell checks in Word or something, looking up each word in the dictionary, and in the end not getting the tattoo.

[–]AllisZero 9 points10 points ago

It's actually ironic because I'm sure idiots like this have no idea what honor actually means. They confuse it with petty pride and think they are the same.

Get off my lawn.

[–]1151955 3 points4 points ago

read this in clint eastwood voice.

[–]JohnComplains 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit.

This guy is going to be stuck with that on his arm his entire life.

Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with people?

[–]Jilleh-bean 5 points6 points ago

Nah. Lasers work very well now and will only get better. That will come out pretty easily.

[–]Cereal-Spiller 5 points6 points ago

Do you really think the person who did this has the money for tattoo removal?

[–]Weequay2 20 points21 points ago

He'll have the money once he starts to pull in profits from that tattoo gun.

[–]solusolu 3 points4 points ago

I predict that will never happen.

[–]illegible 6 points7 points ago

I don't see what's so bad about ouning some dishes. I oun many dishes.

[–]Boredofborg 8 points9 points ago

Spell check before tattooing.

[–]cloud_watcher 4 points5 points ago

Either that's a tattoo on a dead arm or he's wrong.

[–]djdvenom 8 points9 points ago

god damnit, tattooing is supposed to be an art. put down your fucking tattoo "gun"

[–]devilboy222 4 points5 points ago

After reading this thread, I've actually forgotten how to spell dishouner, or whatever it's supposed to be.

[–]bob-leblaw 3 points4 points ago

[–]rforest3 3 points4 points ago

death before spell check

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 5 points6 points ago

Those things need spell check.

[–]gupsy 5 points6 points ago

So these two guys in my neighborhood once got drunk and started tattooing each other with a home made tattoo gun. One of them tried to write his (dead) daughter's name on his arm as a memorial - spelled it completely fucking wrong. Like not even close. He also put a lot of other stupid phrases and numbers (like numbers of his favorite athletes) on his forearms and hands.

This all happened very early in the day too, like before 1pm. I don't know what they're up to these days but I suspect it isn't college.

[–]fastredb 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Twelvey 6 points7 points ago

You need smarter friends.

[–]pipsi001 2 points3 points ago

has he done anymore?

[–]uglyApple 2 points3 points ago

Awesome. But for me honestly I would just wake up every morning and laugh about how stupid I was to do that.

[–]Lalabadie 2 points3 points ago

Death before the schooner?

[–]Nymbus 1 point2 points ago

Sooo...since he has already "dishounered" himself, did he miss a step?

[–]MojoGigolo 2 points3 points ago

Gotta love the infantry!

[–]newyorkshity 0 points1 point ago

Tattoo "GUN" is improper, there is nothing gun like about it, and no actual thing in existence called a tattoo gun. Its called a "Tattoo Machine". Anything else you hear, comes from people that do 'tattoos' like this.

[–]trainwrecka 0 points1 point ago

Machine. Tattoo machine.

[–]galile0 3 points4 points ago

Anyone here pre-order Dishounered? It looks sick I can't wait!

[–]ButtfuckPussySquirt 0 points1 point ago

I think it would be funnier to just put a red squiggly line under it. That's what he gets for throwing a "u" where it doesn't belong. 'Merica!

[–]laerie 0 points1 point ago

did he do that himself?

[–]janeofthedead 0 points1 point ago

o god, did he do this by himself? he's so gonna regret this

[–]Hannott 1 point2 points ago

I guess it's death for him then

[–]xxbzrk99 1 point2 points ago

Hodor

[–]DV-OUS 0 points1 point ago

Nicely done, no "dishouner", in that.....

[–]deadshallweep 0 points1 point ago

I hope so badly that he just put some lotion over sharpie to mess with you.

[–]IamAWaIrus 0 points1 point ago

He spelled dishonour wrong. That's a mistake he can't forget.

[–]finalchapters 1 point2 points ago

Nailed it!

[–]Haz_ 0 points1 point ago

The irony, it hurts....

[–]interix 0 points1 point ago

I really hope its fake.

[–]JTMTL 0 points1 point ago

Death it is.

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

I lost a friend a month or so ago because of a bad tattoo and reddit. was worth it.

[–]iplayloom 0 points1 point ago

luckily blackwork tattooing has come a long way. ie, when he realizes that's a giant typo he'll most likely just have to tattoo a giant black square over it

[–]Sullan08 0 points1 point ago

It's a dumb tattoo as it is. He just had to spell it wrong too.

[–]xxbulaxx 1 point2 points ago

Fake. That's pen with some vasoline rubbed over it.

[–]AshesToFlames 0 points1 point ago

He must really hate satellite TV. I know I do. Change that U to a W and you have my vote.

[–]CaptainColeslaw 0 points1 point ago

-shyne poe*

[–]Efflux 0 points1 point ago

You should post this on r/badtattoos

[–]m3rk1nm4k3r 0 points1 point ago

I sure hope he didn't throw out the old one!

[–]SuperShamou 0 points1 point ago

I think the tattoo is actually OP's and he did this to hit the front page and earn some serious karma.

[–]slapsticks89 0 points1 point ago

MY friend got drunk in Thailand and got his now ex-girlfriend's name tattooed on his waist, in Thai. We asked locals as well to make sure it didn't say something like 'green curry' or anything like that.

[–]ACMEexp 0 points1 point ago

Someone didn't check their spooling.

[–]IamGumbyy 0 points1 point ago

Seems like he dishounered himself just by misspelling a tattoo

[–]junkfood66 0 points1 point ago

This tattoo is so dishonourable. he should off himself.

[–]adiaeats 1 point2 points ago

God damn your illiteracy, Charlie.

[–]Creativenamehurr 0 points1 point ago

Death before Dishonor? I believe.

[–]darkerthanalion 0 points1 point ago

hardcore is hardcore is hardcore

[–]EternalPleasure 1 point2 points ago

You guys seem to think he spelled it wrong but what he actually meant to write is: Death before dis houner

(houner is slang for cocaine in new orleans according to Urban Dictionary)

[–]poor_impulsecontrol 1 point2 points ago

you're supposed to do the shitty "learning to tattoo" tats on your legs where you can hide them easily.

[–]Elroy75 0 points1 point ago

I'd say your friend has to kill himself rather than go on living with that tattoo.

[–]bigbluemofo 0 points1 point ago

So, shouldn't he be dead already?

[–]dralion132 1 point2 points ago

EEEEERRRRRR MA GERRRRRD DISHONEEEEER

[–]Cereal-Spiller 0 points1 point ago

The "a" looks like a tooth.

[–]guywhodidthat 1 point2 points ago

If you were going to tattoo any words onto your body, why, for the love of peaches, would you not spell check the shit out of every fucking word?? I would be double checking the spelling of "the" for fucks sakes.

[–]Tommy_9un 0 points1 point ago

Can you do me a huge favor next time you see you friend slap him.......hard.......with your fist.

[–]Olaxan 1 point2 points ago

I thought it said "Death before Discount." I don't know, I guess I assumed he worked in the till or something.

[–]thesecoloursdontrun 0 points1 point ago

All tattoo artists gotta start somewhere man.

[–]realfuzzhead 0 points1 point ago

That first H and first B make me want to pull my eyes out

[–]STEADy_TOKErX 1 point2 points ago

That's terrible Charles Barkleys voice

[–]TalkingBackAgain 0 points1 point ago

I would tell him: "I completely agree with you that when you're going to make a permanent mark with text on your body, it's totally not worth the bother to check the spelling beforehand."

[–]cynikalAhole99 0 points1 point ago

He should put this on the other arm: spell-check before tattoo stupidity..

[–]VCRrepairman 0 points1 point ago

we need spell check on tattoo guns for idiots who want to get a tattoo, maybe making them second guess the tattoo and keeping them from getting a tattoo, thus making the tattoo less appealing so that we won't need tattoo guns

[–]ComoImports 0 points1 point ago

Why is this person your friend?

[–]nc61 1 point2 points ago

As someone else said, that really looks like smudged pen with some vaseline on top.. Don't fresh tattoos normally redden or bleed?

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points ago

This is actually brilliant. By practicing on himself, he's going to need a lot of coverup tattoos, judging by his current "skills," so in no time at all he'll be great.

Yeah, you should convince him of that.

[–]KateNoire 0 points1 point ago

This hurts

[–]echelonFox 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has a tattoo appointment in 30 minutes, thi leaves me with so much disappoint.

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

Did a 9 year old Klingon do that?

[–]badlydrawnjohn 0 points1 point ago

No redness in the skin.. so I'm calling fake as fuck.

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah 0 points1 point ago

No redness or swelling... I think this was either one of the greatest jokes of Facebook history or he's just telling porkies. Or maybe he has the skin of a rhino.

[–]cocktastic_voyage 0 points1 point ago

Add a red squiggly line under it.

[–]Craisins_In_My_BHole 0 points1 point ago

I just want to tip my cap to you for posting this in funny and not WTF.

[–]ymmij 0 points1 point ago

oops... too late

[–]SomeGuyInOttawa 0 points1 point ago

I think you are supposed to practice on hotdog wieners first, then move onto tattooing hogs and only then on yourself.