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[–]sudden_random_comedy 7 points8 points ago

I laughed.

As if black men or Mormons use birth control.

[–]angg56 0 points1 point ago

Where do you think they got the condoms from?

[–]calonyctiondude -3 points-2 points ago

Black men use birth control; it's called pulling out. I believe the native term is "skeet."

[–]self_implosion 11 points12 points ago

Either way you're screwed. And it costs the same either way.

[–]GingerJesus89 4 points5 points ago

[–]anchises868 2 points3 points ago

I think Obama's 3 cent titanium tax goes to far, but I also think Romney's 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go far enough...

[–]poop22_ 4 points5 points ago

Huh. Looks like this party is about to be a dp.

[–]bencowtastic 6 points7 points ago

Quick guys! Enjoy this thread before r/politics finds it and ruins it.

Candy! popcorn! I like pizza!

Just trying to say whatever I want before this becomes a politcal hate thread

[–]crzygoalkeeper92 0 points1 point ago

Never happened, interestingly enough.

[–]Sandpaper_Condoms 2 points3 points ago

I would buy those.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 3 points4 points ago

Someone is about to have their ballot-box stuffed.

[–]dcthatch 1 point2 points ago

Are the Obama ones bigger?

[–]calsosta 0 points1 point ago

And now I am kinda thankful Ron Paul didn't get nominated.

[–]crookedcain -1 points0 points ago

I don't think anyone's really looking forward to this election. We should be able to veto candidates.

[–]myruxx 3 points4 points ago

You can, they're called primaries.

[–]joehasthisname 1 point2 points ago

"Remember the election with every erection"

[–]Nivlac024 -3 points-2 points ago

"both parties are the same" is a GOP plot to take elections