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[–]Killjoy4eva 18 points19 points ago

I was browsing this on /r/new. Ironic.

[–]iVisionX01 5 points6 points ago

Same here but the opposite of ironic.

[–]Aikarus 0 points1 point ago

Predictable? Expected? What is it man?!

[–]iVisionX01 0 points1 point ago

Number 2 for $800 Alex.

[–]HipsterTree 8 points9 points ago

/r/new is not a subreddit. It's just /new.

[–]vnkid -1 points0 points ago

Clicked that link and apparently it's banned...new posts are banned?

[–]LM2500 2 points3 points ago

This place is flooded with horrible posts.

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 5 points6 points ago

And reposts, such as this...

[–]LM2500 0 points1 point ago

And reposts, such as this...

[–]KoreanTerran 3 points4 points ago

/r/all, sort by top hour.

You're welcome.

[–]JohnScribbles 1 point2 points ago

I think that sort is broken for a good amount of redditors and I'm not sure why. For me, when I do it, I get a handful of mediocre posts from 3 months ago showing up. I've had other redditors I know personally try it and the same thing happens to them. Not sure what the issue is. I've messages reddit and submitted to bugs but no answer.

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point ago

It is messed up on my computer but works really well on Alien Blue.

[–]madnickhahaha 0 points1 point ago

= novelty accounts

[–]KoreanTerran 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, I thought your account sounded familiar.

Also, I'm not too sure what you mean by your comment.

[–]madnickhahaha 0 points1 point ago

Novelty accounts use r/all, sort by top hour.

And hey! How you doin'? Can we friend people on Reddit? Hold on, let me try.

EDIT: Yep!

[–]JohnScribbles 1 point2 points ago

But it's the only way to crack that bellwether badge!

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 1 point2 points ago

Haha. If you look at the reposts, people are saying the same thing about this post. http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/wRH7g.png

"This post is terrible."

[–]madnickhahaha 1 point2 points ago

I think the one 10th one down from the left looks pretty good.

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

High hopes are to high.

[–]ByeByeLiver 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. It's just wading through a bunch of bullshit.

[–]ByeByeLiver 0 points1 point ago

And bad puns. I'm so fucking sorry....

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly my stance when I'm peeing in the public swimming pool.

[–]dcthatch 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost...surprising...

[–]goosetech -1 points0 points ago

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

I never strike gold there. EVER!

[–]HowObvious 1 point2 points ago

Hmmmm, didnt realise it was time to repost this.

[–]Mikemillering1 1 point2 points ago

And this is the worst of them all.

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

This is a horrible repost.

[–]knapsack123 0 points1 point ago

Is it ironic that this is also a repost?

[–]chasethenoise 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'll post this one day to get 700 karma, it seems to work every time

[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

Nice try 9gag but im still not going to your website