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[–]princessleopard 36 points37 points ago

Hey, buddy, you seem down. Here's a bit of a snack. If you need anything else...

...let minnow.

[–]BenyLava 3 points4 points ago

HA.

[–]motortheboats 2 points3 points ago

After several hours of research, the people of the community deem this a pun.

[–]IAMZEUSALMIGHTY 0 points1 point ago

I know he doesn't give a flying fish about you, but this should cheer you Carp.

[–]Mjolnirium 3 points4 points ago

More puns just for the halibut

[–]tardis3134 1 point2 points ago

I hope others aren't distrout about this thread!

[–]MagnusExcelsior 2 points3 points ago

Oh, manateer just fell...big fella must be sad!

[–]Protonoia 0 points1 point ago

Have a sea gar.

[–]MorallyStarved 17 points18 points ago

[–]pineapple09 4 points5 points ago

I came here hoping someone had posted this.

[–]Orallyimbibe 8 points9 points ago

Love it... Going to nearest animal shelter and adopting me a walrus.

[–]CajunSioux 4 points5 points ago

It's one of my new favorites! :)

Now I want a walrus...

[–]jzing9 3 points4 points ago

It's probably thinking "I can't believe I'm playing peekaboo with a human, what an unevolved species."

[–]JediMasterSam 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Surprise! 3coms 19pts 10mos aww
Maybe if I hide, they'll forget it's my birthday 1com 21pts 1mo aww
walrus receives fish cake for his birthday (x-post from r/pics) 1com 30pts 2mos aww
A walrus receiving a fish cake for his birthday 333coms 856pts 2mos pics
Don't look at me!!!! 0coms 9pts 11dys funny
It's someone's real life cake day! 1com 12pts 4mos aww
A walrus' birthday 115coms 1163pts 4mos pics
I'm so embarrassed. 33coms 197pts 1yr pics
A walrus' reaction to his birthday cake. :) 1com 2pts 1mo aww
What up voting an unsuccessful post feels like. 3coms 79pts 3mos funny
I want to hug this walrus. 3coms 10pts 5mos pics
Shy walrus is shy 14coms 254pts 11mos aww
A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as his buddy presents him with a birthday cake made entirely of whole fish 6coms 20pts 1yr reddit.com
Okay open your eyes! 99coms 748pts 1yr pics
Happy birthday, walrus! 0coms 4pts 2mos aww
Fishcake on MR. Walruses birthday 1com 60pts 5mos aww
Embarrassed walrus. 55coms 685pts 8mos funny
Oh Stop It You 0coms 12pts 2mos funny
Shy Walrus 3coms 66pts 3mos aww
Not coming out. 10coms 205pts 10mos aww
TIL Walruses are naturally shy and don't like people making a lot of fuss 15coms 117pts 1yr funny
Walrus reaction after giving him a fish cake for his birthday! 12coms 217pts 9dys aww
A Walrus Being Presented A Fish Cake For Its Birthday 4coms 7pts 1mo pics
REALLY?! All for me?? 1com 5pts 1dy pics
Ohhhh you shouldn't have! 0coms 4pts 1dy pics
Ohhhh you shouldn't have! 1com -3pts 1dy pics
Ohhhh you shouldn't have! 0coms 3pts 1dy pics
Ohhhh you shouldn't have! 0coms -1pt 1dy pics
Ohhhh you shouldn't have! 0coms 10pts 2dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]I_am_a_Kite_AMA 0 points1 point ago

Wow, posted 4 times in a day with the same title. Is karma that big of a deal?

[–]bopoqod 3 points4 points ago

"Oh God, not fish again."

[–]FoxPip 2 points3 points ago

I feel like this is what I turn into when I have to speak to attractive people.

[–]Bdubnyc 2 points3 points ago

It took me way too long....to figure out what the fuck I was looking at..

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lilgagga 1 point2 points ago

He's soooo Faatt!!! <3 I love him. He's cute cause he's fat, fat and happy

[–]ieatcatzzzz 1 point2 points ago

It looks like honey boo boos mom

[–]Fumblezz -1 points0 points ago

pictures of your mom should cheer you up

[–]wildecard 0 points1 point ago

Aww, poor Jamie. I mean walrus.

[–]contangoo 1 point2 points ago

This is a pic of a man feeding fish to a giant penis...

[–]willionaire 0 points1 point ago

camel toe

[–]Old_Army90 0 points1 point ago

I'm drunk.

Took me a good three minutes tops to figure out what the fuck that giant tumor-looking blob was.

[–]Vunnifer -1 points0 points ago

He looks like a giant turd.

[–]FrozenBananaMan -1 points0 points ago

Poor vegan walrus :(

"Hey...hey buddy.. I killed those fish you were hanging out with... wanna see?"