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Christopher Walken does not want. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]deja-vu-comment 67 points68 points ago

I imagine the conversation went something like this..."Tony, your dog, it has so many tails. I can't tell, is it happy or sad."

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[–]SleepyAstronaut 20 points21 points ago

I totally read that in Christopher Walken's voice. Nice.

[–]LNMagic 3 points4 points ago

I throw things, at dogs... you have to show you're the dominant one, but I get thrown out, when I pee on someone's pet. We should; put googly eyes, on those tails Tony. I just realized, they're creepin', me OUT! WOW!

[–]wolfgame 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why. But. I read your post. With Walken's voice. As well.

[–]vagrantwade 2 points3 points ago

Almost as if they are using punctuation in a way to make it sound like him. Spoooooooky!

[–]geosensation 0 points1 point ago

ah deja-vu-comment, you've done it again. no one reposts comments on reposts better than you!

[–]oligobop 0 points1 point ago

There should be a punctuation mark for the way Chris Walken moves his shoulders.

Tony, your dog, it has so many tails.

The commas work well, but that period at the end is where Walken shrugs his shoulders with his hands forward like his statement is a question.

[–]flintskins 16 points17 points ago

All a simple misunderstanding. Bourdain said "watch what I do with this" but upon hearing him say "watch" Walken had a flashback to his Pulp Fiction scene and for a second thought he was going to have to smuggle the octopus for Bourdain, in a very uncomfortable manner. Faces turned red, laughs were had and then they ate the fuck out of that beast.

Scene.

[–]THE_Iron_Gooch 27 points28 points ago

http://imgur.com/PB9by

[–]ZEFninja 36 points37 points ago

He actually does want and really enjoys it. You guys gotta watch more Anthony Bourdain. Dude is my hero.

[–]OneDougUnderPar 11 points12 points ago

Well, I wouldn't say hero. He can get a bit... Anthony Bourdain. But he's still bloody awesome.

[–]DehCheezburgah 3 points4 points ago

Has he done an AMA?

[–]AdjutantStormy 2 points3 points ago

He could multitask. He's a celebrity chef-author, ex-crack smoker, and international man of noms.

[–]Tyaedalis 1 point2 points ago

He's a real cool guy. His writing is very interesting and he's had quite a life.

[–]rebelraiders101 2 points3 points ago

He's Walken out of that meal

[–]Squeekme 6 points7 points ago

That is one of the strangest things of seen in the last 5 minutes.

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

That is one of the stranges grammar errors I've seen in the last 5 years.

[–]JazzSafari 4 points5 points ago

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeves.

[–]NobodysPrize 1 point2 points ago

I want to know why Lydia and Anthony are cooking for him.

[–]jarkush 2 points3 points ago

That's just his face.

[–]mucho_gringo 1 point2 points ago

He octopus some salt on that, a little seasoning and it'll taste just great!

[–]kinnaq 1 point2 points ago

Calamari over to the table. She might want to try some.

[–]steelerfan919274 0 points1 point ago

You guys are terrible at this.

[–]penis0lympics 1 point2 points ago

after photo, Christopher Walkout

[–]myzenthing 0 points1 point ago

This deserves more upvotes. Here you go.

[–]seen1tb4 0 points1 point ago

That hair! That wonderful, maniacal hair!

[–]darchangel 2 points3 points ago

How can you tell? That's just his default expression.

[–]gaffers25 0 points1 point ago

His face just screams, 'da fuq?'

[–]bharamaty 1 point2 points ago

man C-Walken and A-Bourdain thats a great combo

[–]Rem888 0 points1 point ago

He does want. You just can't tell. Because he's Christopher Walken.

[–]holyscomber 1 point2 points ago

That's his sexy face.

[–]floralmuse 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like "Who the fuck would cook a whole octopus for Christopher Walken" and then I saw Tony.

Oh.

[–]bretstar 0 points1 point ago

Actually that's not Walken, it's Kim Jong Il.

[–]Geonnos 1 point2 points ago

Seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

[–]NonEmbarassingName 0 points1 point ago

-Insert Christopher Walken writing style here-

[–]liarandahorsethief 1 point2 points ago

Two little octopi, fall into a bucket of cream...

[–]BiffSkiffer 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]realmeat 0 points1 point ago

I think that's actually his want face.

[–]MrRushing 1 point2 points ago

Apparently, Christopher Walken prefers his Cthulhu Bourdain style.

[–]DaRabidMonkey 0 points1 point ago

I want. Octopus is delicious.

[–]FrankLuvsAks 0 points1 point ago

Nobody posts a link to the episode. Reddit I am disappoint.

Edit - Decided I will be the change I want to see in this thread. Here Pt.3 Here

[–]beno2367 0 points1 point ago

..."nowh"

[–]disco-disco 0 points1 point ago

"you're cooking my octopus all wrong.... you do that again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron"

[–]etherealcaitiff 1 point2 points ago

"So, I'm at this guys howwssee, and he pauuts this eight-ahhmed gangly thing, in a bowl, and is like, 'here fuck-face, eat this', so I, was like, noowahh."

[–]wait_a_tick 0 points1 point ago

I love you.

[–]hatorama 0 points1 point ago

The woman in the middle looks like Tim Heidecker as Jan Skylar.

[–]DZL2421 0 points1 point ago

Christopher Stopen

[–]lordamierdukes 0 points1 point ago

can someone make that into the official "NO ME GUSTA MEME" Face

[–]codebeats 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because Christopher Walken.

[–]willingwell 0 points1 point ago

Tony, I've seen your work. It's, good

[–]wait_a_tick 0 points1 point ago

Tony. Whatta ya doooin'? TOH-nee. STAHHHP.

[–]IntergalacticTire 0 points1 point ago

Oldboy anyone?

[–]tektron 1 point2 points ago

...needs more cowbell.

[–]donkey_on_the_moon -1 points0 points ago

What did he expect walken into a place like that?

[–]Telid 0 points1 point ago

To each his own. I personally think squid & octopus both are delicious.

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