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[–]WalterMatthau 404 points405 points ago

[–]jag213 276 points277 points ago

[–]the_girl 147 points148 points ago

child cats

[–]thewormauger 97 points98 points ago

I hope to remember this phrase forever.... and never use "kittens" again

[–]ElizaIsEpic 8 points9 points ago

Look at all dems child cats over there!

[–]K1dn3yPunch 27 points28 points ago

This needs to happen Reddit-wide.

[–]ry4nolson 10 points11 points ago

[–]natepush 39 points40 points ago

LOL just eMALE me

[–]Kermitator 28 points29 points ago

@hotMALE dot come

[–]lebowskisweater 37 points38 points ago

I used to live in Oak Cliff. Got mugged my first week there. Also, my buddy Froot Loop got beat with a broom handle and hospitalized. By strangers. Because he opened the door at the gas station for them.

Shit be cray in dah Cliff.

[–]hotpiercedguy 18 points19 points ago

"My buddy froot loop"

.>

[–]rottencrab 6 points7 points ago

seems legit.

[–]nwsreddit 6 points7 points ago

Sounds like there's more to that story.

[–]lebowskisweater 12 points13 points ago

The mugging. Yeah, its a good one. Short version is me and a buddy walked up to an ATM at night. We were idiots.

The Froot Loop beating...nothing more to it. We were told when we moved to that area to NEVER talk to the locals. Don't make eye contact. Don't say hi. Don't interact. FL held the door open, never said a word, and went down to play Ms. Pacman. They beat the shit out of him.

Also, my roommate was stabbed in the face and it came out his neck. They were trying to steal his car. He made a full recovery. Nasty tracheotomy scar.

[–]AGoatOnYourDesk 7 points8 points ago

I think he meant how your friend is name Froot Loops

[–]lebowskisweater 22 points23 points ago

We went to college together. One morning in the cafeteria he took a long piece of string and made a huge Froot Loop necklace. Like down to his knees. He wore it for 4 straight semesters. 

Froot Loop was born that morning.

[–]Evilllamas 13 points14 points ago

how do places like that even exist in a supposedly civilised country...

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

I was at the police station the other day, to pick something up from my mom, and i held the door for a guy. Turns out he was a convicted sex offender who had raped his daughter over a period of 8 years. If i had known i wouldn't have held the door. He was polite though.

[–]ddfitz 7 points8 points ago

Oak Cliff. Not surprised that it was worded that way, to be honest. That's one of the worst neighborhoods in Dallas.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 6 points7 points ago

You don't sex kittens by looking for balls, there are no balls to look at when they're young enough to still be with their mothers. You check for a pussy on that pussy instead.

[–]sashimi_taco 5 points6 points ago

Well I think it's nice that that person cares about those cats at least.

[–]UnicornerCorn 88 points89 points ago

[–]Mock_the_Mockingbird 43 points44 points ago

Why was this already purple for me? D:

[–]desklok 8 points9 points ago

You couldve waited until she smiled at least.

[–]Razorbladeromance 3 points4 points ago

This is a cat version of Bitch Tits Bob. Fight Club comments....GO!

[–]Evilllamas 11 points12 points ago

[sigh]... some people just can't follow the rules.

[–]wtfxstfu 62 points63 points ago

This is very much what I was expecting.

[–]Vermillion_Hells 18 points19 points ago

Cat merkin. Best reddit business model yet.

[–]HahamemeOKwegetit 9 points10 points ago

Hahah! I even braced for such a brilliant shoop. Yet I spat coke all over my keyboard.

Damn you kitten bush. Damn you!

[–]stealingyourpixels 19 points20 points ago

dat loop

[–]KactusSack 39 points40 points ago

Ѿ

[–]thomcoats 38 points39 points ago

When I was young I thought cat testicles were furry little butt-cheeks.

[–]Bold_N_ANGRY 17 points18 points ago

Fuck, good thing you didn't see the pink little traffic pylon

[–]thomcoats 11 points12 points ago

I thought that was lipstick.

[–]PsychoSharkBait 31 points32 points ago

I looked. :'(

[–]Journalisto 55 points56 points ago

We all did. It's okay.

Right ... guys?

[–]queenofchicago 9 points10 points ago

So far I have given you 5 total upvotes.. That means that at least 5 times throughout my reddit relationship I have found something you personally have said very funny and/or amusing. So, thanks.

[–]HappyNarwhal 7 points8 points ago

More talented than any DJ I've ever met.

[–]Belle_du_jour 20 points21 points ago

[–]sultanofsurreal 246 points247 points ago

It ain't gonna suck itself.

[–]Daveyd325 50 points51 points ago

I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

[–]First_thing 7 points8 points ago

Requiem, such a weird movie.

[–]carlito_mas 60 points61 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheNilesEdge 1 point2 points ago

LOL. One gold star for you, sir.

[–]jamiestuff 272 points273 points ago

[–]evilted 112 points113 points ago

NSFW I suppose.

I suppose you're right. I guess.

[–]Coney_Island_Hentai 80 points81 points ago

Wat.

EDIT: NSFW I suppose.

[–]bloed 76 points77 points ago

This website is weird.

[–]blowinbacksout 4 points5 points ago

ya man what are we doing here?

[–]kakes92 20 points21 points ago

I almost choked laughing.

[–]Anomander 9 points10 points ago

People always tell me I resemble a cat. I never really "got" it until now...

[–]bassistwanted 21 points22 points ago

I am 99% sure this is the greatest thing ever uploaded to the internet. It's amazing.

[–]AkAdude 11 points12 points ago

do you have a catalog of dicks pics lying around?

[–]jamiestuff 88 points89 points ago

yep. I call it the internet.

[–]sweetiet1180 78 points79 points ago

That is by far the most redneck way I've seen someone try and cook a raw chicken...

[–]phedre 6 points7 points ago

Upvoted for making me giggle-snort in public.

[–]ssirenss14 48 points49 points ago

Most people are going to make comments about its balls, but I want to know whats up with that cat having ABS?

[–]ptgkbgte 136 points137 points ago

It helps them stop safely, and quicker.

[–]Journalisto 10 points11 points ago

So, would that work with me? I'm always getting into trouble because I never know when to stop.

[–]MisterWharf 1 point2 points ago

Anti-lock braking system? It's so it can stop unnecessary skidding.

[–]penguinator22 110 points111 points ago

I've seen gorey NSFL all the time on here, but this actually made me shudder

[–]GenericOnlineName 103 points104 points ago

Now just imagine being woken up by this thing dragging its balls across your face.

[–]Shit_Disturbing 21 points22 points ago

A mental picture after which I highly recommend imagining the sweet release of death. It's for the best.

[–]Jaytr0n 9 points10 points ago

I came here to say nsfl aswell. I don't need to see a gross cats wrinkled balls.

[–]GreyCastle 96 points97 points ago

The whole cat looks like wrinkled balls.

[–]Brethalamule 31 points32 points ago

Dem balls ain't wrinkled, looks like they've been ironed, smooth as eggs, baby girl.

[–]zzephyr 12 points13 points ago

This is how apes must feel about us.

[–]WalrusKaput 19 points20 points ago

Then don't come to /r/wtf

SOME GUY COMMITTING SUICIDE ON LIVE TV? THAT'S FINE NO DOUBT NO DOUBT BUT CAT BALLS? EEEEWWWW IM SCARRED FOR LIFE GET IT AWAY EW EW

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 4 points5 points ago

Cannot... look away.

[–]SirTable 33 points34 points ago

[–]WalrusKaput 3 points4 points ago

Moonwalker

[–]InitiallyAnAsshole 2 points3 points ago

That cat is hard as fuck

[–]SpheresEdge 27 points28 points ago

Cat feet are weird as fuck. SHIT.

[–]bassistwanted 14 points15 points ago

The feet!!??? That's what weirded you out? What about the fucking cat balls man!??

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 54 points55 points ago

Dude! NSFW I feel like I'd get in trouble if my boss saw me looking at cat balls

[–]shelldog 39 points40 points ago

But he'd be totally fine with you browsing Reddit.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 28 points29 points ago

*More trouble

[–]fakelife2 7 points8 points ago

Can't stop thinking about the balls. Been back here to look 3 times already. number 4!

[–]riquenunes 2 points3 points ago

"Just getting a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay"

I love Randy.

[–]SailorTits 3 points4 points ago

What episode is this from?

[–]angryzor 13 points14 points ago

Medicinal Fried Chicken

[–]Mikeman101 5 points6 points ago

My favorite episode of all time.

[–]district9 20 points21 points ago

Just need to air out the twig & berries for a bit, mate...

[–]fleetofrobots 43 points44 points ago

[–]DrXtreme28 14 points15 points ago

This is just nuts.

[–]hammerheads220 6 points7 points ago

For some strange reason I have a boner

[–]maynardftw 2 points3 points ago

I think the reason is pretty simple you like cat balls.

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting, but I damn sure wasn't expecting gay cat porn.

[–]Drunk_Butterfly 5 points6 points ago

TIL: Cats have belly buttons.

[–]IMBJR 10 points11 points ago

That needs Nick Cage's face on it.

[–]ms-whatever 11 points12 points ago

It looks.. almost human.

[–]WalrusKaput 2 points3 points ago

They're mammals too, so, yeah

[–]t3chn0v1k1ng 9 points10 points ago

look at my balls. LOOK AT THEM

[–]ByahhByahh 12 points13 points ago

If I could lay out with my balls displayed for the world to see, I would too.

[–]serosis 12 points13 points ago

So, Humans are the only species on this planet that look decent when hairless.

[–]devila2208 64 points65 points ago

As a human, I think you're slightly biased.

[–]theamazingjimz 28 points29 points ago

snakes can be extremely pretty.

[–]magelanz 15 points16 points ago

Dolphins look nice.

[–]K1dn3yPunch 4 points5 points ago

But on the inside, they have no beauty. Assholes is what they are.

[–]elbruce 7 points8 points ago

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"

[–]youreuglyasfu 2 points3 points ago

It looks like my grandpa

[–]grimatongueworm 3 points4 points ago

If there is a better example of "Zero Fucks Given", I've yet to see it.

[–]dhardison 4 points5 points ago

I see he's not Jewish.

[–]unicornbeans 4 points5 points ago

i always wondered what a cat penis and balls looked like...now i know...now i know...

that's one off my bucket list

[–]lotsohugs 2 points3 points ago

Would you fuck me?..I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard!

[–]rockmacho 0 points1 point ago

Should this be NSFW considering his junk is hangin' out?

[–]favela_astrobleme 2 points3 points ago

the dignity of the animal

[–]Viridovipera 1 point2 points ago

As a ginger, I know this cat will have a bad time.

[–]jeremiahfira -1 points0 points ago

KILL THE DEMON.

[–]nolotusnotes 2 points3 points ago

[–]JTToadOfToadHall 2 points3 points ago

"Would you do me? I'd do me"

[–]JoeyHollywood 7 points8 points ago

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

[–]contrastillrules 5 points6 points ago

Better make sure that tan's even, can't afford to have one ball darker than the other now can we?

[–]Lillipout 3 points4 points ago

And suddenly balls

[–]SookiStackhouse 3 points4 points ago

that is an ugly little meat sac of a cat

[–]Sakiel 4 points5 points ago

How can you tell it's male? EDIT: seriously down voting sarcasm? Fuck you people, I'm hilarious.

[–]puntini 3 points4 points ago

I could of gone all day without seeing that.

[–]omgpop 14 points15 points ago

*have

... Sorry.

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

Really? That cracked me up.

[–]Quantum_Finger 2 points3 points ago

Hm, do cats get sunburned as easily as dogs?

[–]scottd09 5 points6 points ago

Yes, especially hairless cats.

[–]inferior-raven 2 points3 points ago

That cat is freakin sweet. I'd love to prop him up in that chair next to my webcam and get him on chatroullette. That's a brand new kind of wanker for most of that audience.

Despite the freakish genitals, I still really like sphynxes.

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

Dat nutsack.

[–]mootwo -1 points0 points ago

One word. Balls.

[–]JonnyMarcell 0 points1 point ago

That's just fucking funny, I don't see why it would be "what the fuck" material. GJ either way broskie.

[–]mangodroplet 0 points1 point ago

oh man, those balls.

[–]anderk8 1 point2 points ago

I think you meant an "r" not a "c" because that is an oversized mutated rat

[–]Pak-O 0 points1 point ago

I know its pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

[–]Kedakei 0 points1 point ago

Balls

[–]Seeofgreen 1 point2 points ago

How can you tell its a tomcat?

[–]mrbubbamac 0 points1 point ago

Aaah....so like us.

[–]demian_slc 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for making me realize it's gorgeous outside - and no chance of cat balls. Happy Friday Reddit!

[–]DMHReaper72 0 points1 point ago

Needs an argument meme with this fella

http://i.imgur.com/w9JMQ.png

[–]Appleshxt 0 points1 point ago

Let my balls hang

[–]Guruking 1 point2 points ago

That's the ugliest thing I've seen, yet I can not look away.

[–]booful11 0 points1 point ago

Smooth balls. Lol too funny

[–]Micoxaflopin 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it has a bellybutton

[–]Flebas 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad someone had the prescience to not put this in /r/aww

[–]mrgell 0 points1 point ago

This is near the top of my "things that cant be unseen" list. Oddly horrifying and disturbingly disgusting.

[–]licensetothill 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YEAH

[–]MonitorMan 1 point2 points ago

his feet freaked me out way more than his little baby genitalia

[–]AnotherGrinningSoul 1 point2 points ago

I’ve read a few of the comments here and what we seem to have in common is that we can’t stop looking at this cats balls. Why? Why am I sat here staring at a naked cats balls? I don’t understand it I seriously don’t. What is the phycology behind, what I’m assuming to be largely, men and the inability for us to advert our eyes from another things balls? And I say things because it could be a fucking rock with balls and we would still stare.

[–]The_Tadpole_Bowl2 -1 points0 points ago

Saved

[–]littleone5 0 points1 point ago

Dirty boy

[–]Baseplate 0 points1 point ago

Can those creepy cats get sunburnt? If so that guy reall need some sunscreen on his pecker!

[–]Bubuloo 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad I was immediately drawn to his balls?

[–]TheRealATT 0 points1 point ago

Dem sphynx nuts...

[–]mcknicker 0 points1 point ago

Oh gawd, mah balls.

[–]finglonger82 1 point2 points ago

I can see its sphynxster.

[–]ThereWasADream 0 points1 point ago

"Don't mind me, just sunnin' my balls."

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

It's like staring into the sun

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 0 points1 point ago

What makes you say it's a tomcat?

[–]brettmjohnson 0 points1 point ago

I am sick of all these "IAMA lifeguard at a nude beach AMA" reposts...

Oh, never mind.

[–]Xeniox 0 points1 point ago

I can not stop laughing at this fucking picture.

[–]TheRealTres 0 points1 point ago

now i can say ive seen cat nuts......

[–]Kirahvi 0 points1 point ago

Where's the NSFL tag ?

[–]thegabefabe -1 points0 points ago

Kill it with fire..

[–]Abbadee 0 points1 point ago

Going to miss this when we get our Sphynx kitten neutered... or not.

[–]terowan 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought the cat was crazy, now I can clearly see its nuts.

[–]ASSinAssassin 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure kitty porn is illegal...

[–]reusablebattery 0 points1 point ago

They found Mewtwo!

[–]Mock_the_Mockingbird 0 points1 point ago

His right foot is actually freaking me out more than anything...

[–]craftycatlady 1 point2 points ago

So...why does that cat have a belly button?

[–]Rokman2012 1 point2 points ago

I won't be able to un-see that for quite some time....

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

I've always heard the cat was a regal creature often worshipped in ancient times and especially in Egypt. This Sphynx cat proves how classy they can be. I shall never again question it.

[–]TSpange 0 points1 point ago

Are you SURE it's a tomcat?

[–]IAMZEUSALMIGHTY 0 points1 point ago

Wow.

[–]Scienceninja3212 1 point2 points ago

Now that cat will never be president...

[–]endymion2300 1 point2 points ago

thats freedom right there.

[–]kendall1983 0 points1 point ago

eww

[–]tayf85 0 points1 point ago

Ya blockin my rays maennnnnnn

[–]alzy101 1 point2 points ago

just out here free ballin', no big deal.

[–]runawaymonkey 0 points1 point ago

balls are funny no matter what

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

I would be afraid that he'd fuck my nose hole while i'm sleeping.

[–]zenith2nadir 0 points1 point ago

Look at my balls.

LOOK AT THEM!!!

[–]worker_parasite -1 points0 points ago

Everyone who came to the comments did so to make a comment about the genitalia. The big, pink, hairless genitalia.

[–]mainev3nt -1 points0 points ago

I think that's the first time I've ever seen a cat penis/balls.

[–]jellyworld -1 points0 points ago

It has a belly button O.o

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd -1 points0 points ago

Wow.

[–]I_HUGS_CATS -1 points0 points ago

A++, Would Hug Again!

[–]dawn-of-the-dan -1 points0 points ago

Zero fucks given.

[–]voidworship -1 points0 points ago

I came here to comment on them kitty balls

[–]seanieke -1 points0 points ago

Those balls are majestic.

[–]llamacardigan 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who finds sphynx cats kinda adorable?

[–]studmuffin176 -1 points0 points ago

He better be careful or the jewels will get burnt.

[–]otherpix 0 points1 point ago

Never have seen cat genitalia so hairless and... Out there...

But all mammals have belly buttons, I believe.

[–]CMBeumont -1 points0 points ago

Finally a cat penis

[–]RufusExcellent -1 points0 points ago

Smooth as eggs.

[–]Dayanx 0 points1 point ago

NUT BURN D8

[–]marlins87 -1 points0 points ago

His whole body looks like his ball sack.

[–]nerzindalab -1 points0 points ago

I've seen these covered in tattoos. Wrong or not, it's fucking awesome!

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

Well c'mon, they're not gonna lick themselves...

[–]JaKKeD 0 points1 point ago

lol Fuck everything about this.

[–]PreggoCat -1 points0 points ago

Not going to be as happy when he gets sunburn on his nuts.

[–]symbiotics -1 points0 points ago

cat nuts!