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Dust off that ancient Dell & CRT combo (or not, dust is fine) and snap some pics.

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"/r/pissybattlestations" (xpost from /r/WTF) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CodyOdi 14 points15 points ago

What the fuck?

[–]masterwit 5 points6 points ago

I know right? This man obviously needs a bigger desk!

[–]shiv4m 10 points11 points ago

Fucking bottle of urine.

[–]skatch 10 points11 points ago

As a Soldier, I understand piss bottles. What I don't understand is why you would ever leave the uncapped.

[–]get2thenextscreen 4 points5 points ago

Leaving the piss bottle uncapped is a rookie mistake.

[–]Zematt 1 point2 points ago

Maybe this guy enjoys the pleasant smell of his own urine while he browses the internet..

[–]GreatBigJerk 1 point2 points ago

How else are you to enjoy the rich bouquet? You have to let the piss breathe.

[–]Skawwwt 1 point2 points ago

8 hour convoys.. "CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY" Piss in Gatorade bottles, throw to locals.

[–]Zematt 6 points7 points ago

Bottles* FTFY

[–]shiv4m 8 points9 points ago

I only see on---WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!?

[–]Zematt 0 points1 point ago

I know, I did the same thing.. so messed up.

[–]McNarNar 1 point2 points ago

Way of the fuckin' road bubs.

[–]Nachtraaf 0 points1 point ago

Cap it off, and once it's full they just DRILL the fuckin' thing out on the highway!

[–]GhettoKid 6 points7 points ago

Honestly, I would only take like 1 hour tops to clean this up. It would change his life.

[–]AerateMark -4 points-3 points ago

I came here to say this, you sir! This is gonna be the top post.

[–]Ultravod[S] 5 points6 points ago

Before you ask, this is not mine. Suggestion for posting it here and submission title are the ideas of blisf and Gooberpatrol66, respectively.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 3 points4 points ago

I feel honored.

[–]mangostache 4 points5 points ago

this room needs to be nuked

[–]mathiasben 4 points5 points ago

oh man, found my new wallpaper!!

[–]Ham117 1 point2 points ago

The Halo Reach statue really ties the whole room together.

[–]KatsumeBlisk 4 points5 points ago

Until the Chinaman pissed on it.

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 2 points3 points ago

Holy sht, there is a Halo statue on that desk.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

Almost couldn't see it through the beer bottles and ash.

[–]deletecode 2 points3 points ago

I wonder what he uses the computer for. He seems to need the left half of the keyboard and the enter key. WoW?

For some reason I'm a bit obsessed with these depraved computer setups.

[–]r1lurk 1 point2 points ago

i can relate to this - daily. i am not a clean man.

[–]throbbaway 0 points1 point ago

Please post your /r/pissybattlestation/ !!!

[–]t_j_k 3 points4 points ago

What.

The.

Fuck.

Windows Vista?! Seriously?

[–]TheEastyE 1 point2 points ago

Where does he rest his left wrist?!

[–]flussence 0 points1 point ago

This makes me want to clean my room even though it's already tidy. shudder

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't seem real. The keyboard is covered in ash and there's tons of ash under the mouse yet the computer is somehow being used. Regardless, that's a lot of piss and shit.

[–]NordicTankard 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT

[–]NordicTankard 0 points1 point ago

I dare someone to type their name on that keyboard.

[–]TheSaltySeaman 1 point2 points ago

in n out

[–]biofetus 1 point2 points ago

I can smell the piss looking at this picture.

[–]goonie_goo_goo 0 points1 point ago

If he doesn't have time to go to the bathroom to pee pee, then I dare ask where does he poo poo?

[–]iamsofired 0 points1 point ago

jesus

[–]EducationalDriver 1 point2 points ago

Jarate!

[–]BlueOak777 0 points1 point ago

why the fuck would you want to live like this? Can you imagine the smell?

[–]PhrenicNerd 0 points1 point ago

How does that keyboard even work?

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