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[–]VeteranKamikaze 137 points138 points ago

I also hated how the first one fit the title and wasn't a repost, thanks for fixing both of those issues.

[–]AverageHero 2 points3 points ago

And yea, this shit receives 600 upvotes. Fuck what reddit has become.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

600 points, it actually recieved over 3,500 upvotes.

[–]used_bathwater 83 points84 points ago

Right so.

  • repost

  • repost FROM the comments of THE EXACT THREAD.

  • in NO way related to the title.

  • most of your posts are reposts anyway.

Yep, you've been diagnosed with YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.

[–]ildementis 13 points14 points ago

Well, that converted my upvote to a downvote

[–]JenniiXCore -3 points-2 points ago

Now have an upvote for your downvote.

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

what is the downvote gif from?

[–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

Actually, just a regular redditor. Most content is a repost anymore.

[–]zefy_zef 0 points1 point ago

Didn't see this particular comment, but it surely deserves its own top post.. Wish there was a way to nominate a sub-post to a x-post so the originator gets the credit. Maybe start it with its current vote ranking to get it going..

[–]mxcop13 0 points1 point ago

Not just any cunt. A cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT. ... Alright, carry on.

[–]skyman724 -2 points-1 points ago

AAAAAAAAAND tagged as "Said 'Cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT'".

[–]mxcop13 0 points1 point ago

someone had to say it

[–]Captainx11 1 point2 points ago

In regards to most of his posts, isn't it sad when you look through someone's post history and they just have like 30 posts in the lasts few months, most of them unoriginal? It's like looking at the dark underbelly of the karma whore society, the depths of which are rarely seen. It's just so...so desperate.

[–]crake12 -2 points-1 points ago

Guys, I am on Reddit every day. Maybe I miss a Saturday here or there but pretty much every day. I browse the first 15 or so pages of /r/all a few times a day plus whatever subreddits Im into atm. I can honestly say I have never seen this gif. EXCEPT WHEN IT WAS POSTED IN THE COMMENT THREAD OF THE POST IS IS [FIXING] 10 MINS AGO....

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

All I heard was "I'm into atm"

That's sick.. You know where that things been

[–]wicket146 17 points18 points ago

Oh what the shit? I posted this in the damn comments of the original post. Had I known that I could just repost this for the hundredth time I could be soaking up that sweet karma. But that would be dirty karma and I'm better than that.

[–]Sigmag 3 points4 points ago

Now that you've been pushed out of the henry gif market maybe you could move on to Mr. Bucket.

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

You're a classy broad, you're not a karma-whore. It's a good three dates before they get anywhere.

[–]blackhawk465 24 points25 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Dammit Henry! [FIXED] 3coms 132pts 1mo funny
Felt like it was the time for imgur randomizing. The very first thing that popped up. 48coms 324pts 1mo WTF
My favorite gif 5coms 201pts 2mos gifs
First time I legitimately laughed at a .gif in awhile 3coms 22pts 3mos gifs
I LOVE COCAINE 0coms 11pts 4mos gifs
Henry 3coms 181pts 4mos gifs
Henry 2coms 78pts 5mos gifs
Henry, you're tearing this family apart! 3coms 44pts 7mos funny
Oh Henry... 3coms 16pts 7mos WTF
I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE 30coms 273pts 7mos funny
Drugs are bad, MmmKay 3coms 10pts 7mos funny
Henry finally admits he has a problem... 3coms 24pts 8mos funny
Henry has a bit of a problem... 45coms 771pts 8mos WTF
Personally I blame Dyson for Henry's demise into the drugs scene 14coms 331pts 9mos funny
Cocaine Is One Helluva Drug 6coms 23pts 1yr gifs
Henry's drug addiction finally uncovered! 9coms 39pts 1yr funny
This makes my laugh every time I look at it! 9coms 138pts 1yr gifs
cross post from /r/gifs "Henry Sheen" 0coms 23pts 1yr funny
Henry Sheen 8coms 256pts 1yr gifs
Henry has a problem. 2coms 27pts 9dys funny
It's a helluva drug. 12coms 318pts 5mos funny
Cocaine... 2coms 14pts 6mos funny
Having a hard time waking up this morning... My boss sent me this.... 24coms 564pts 10mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]aaipod 5 points6 points ago

This repost is so unoriginal it gave me cancer

[–]Captainx11 1 point2 points ago

That cancer is so unoriginal I'm sorry about your cancer :(

[–]swimmingmunky 2 points3 points ago

I have you RES tagged as "Always down vote"

[–]brentf2000 0 points1 point ago

Fucking reposts

[–]Nirlo -2 points-1 points ago

That the image was funny until I read the comments... I felt so bad about being not up with reposts that I had to downvote in shame...

[–]ilikefifa 0 points1 point ago

It only took me 15 pages of endless Reddit to find something funny from /r/funny

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

Again? AGAIN? This hardly has anything to do with the title, couldn't you just post it in the comments?

[–]Henrydu 0 points1 point ago

I look horrible in this GIF.

[–]Pizrat -1 points0 points ago

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE! I regret that I have but one upvote to give, good sir/ma'am.

[–]jollytrolley -1 points0 points ago

Happy Friday, everyone.

[–]gryphon882 -4 points-3 points ago

oh man I don't care if it is a repost this shit is funny

[–]ElKnuT -1 points0 points ago

I just died a little

[–]SnakeJansa -3 points-2 points ago

Floo Powder, Not even once.

[–]LostPuggle -2 points-1 points ago

this is the best gif i've ever seen

[–]downvotDeaded -1 points0 points ago

100% agree with puggle, i usually dont even laugh at the monotony of reddit. this is gold, prepare yourselves.... the reposts are coming

[–]birdman201211 -1 points0 points ago

That's alot of booger sugar

[–]RICH_LITTLE -4 points-3 points ago

so Henry is the real winner in the Sheen family...

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

The janitorial staff at my office uses this vacuum, it brightens my day every time I see it.

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[–]adonbeatsagat -2 points-1 points ago

I find this funny but also sad because my friend now does coke :(

[–]nmp12 1 point2 points ago

Is he a vacuume cleaner?

[–]adonbeatsagat 0 points1 point ago

No he's a human and I want him to be safe and healthy.

[–]3dogday -3 points-2 points ago

almost peed.

[–]Killjoy4eva 0 points1 point ago

If I had a dollar for every time I have seen this gif...

[–]SeveredBanana 1 point2 points ago

You would be making money in a very strange way.

[–]PKMNtrainerKing -1 points0 points ago

charlie sheen~ "That's my robot. And my cocaine."

[–]youngdad33 -3 points-2 points ago

That is the first thing to make me laugh in days.

[–]hellomrbradbury -5 points-4 points ago

hahah!

it's all about the context