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[–]epic720 134 points135 points ago

How are they together? Each is in a different traffic direction. A car could come from one direction and completely wipe one of them out, but not the other. This isn't together, this is a game of chicken to see who can be single the fastest.

[–]TigOlBitties95 79 points80 points ago

Good Guy Black Guy

Runs both of them over.

[–]Footisasleep 3 points4 points ago

I laughed so hard at this.

[–]epic720 1 point2 points ago

I know me too.

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[–]suck_my_dick_reddit 7 points8 points ago

"BEST FUCKING NAME EVER, BEST FUCKING POST EVER" ~ron paul degrasse tyson.

[–]YOLO_SWAG_420 3 points4 points ago

[–]Shoeboxes0 4 points5 points ago

I like this guy.

[–]Magicka 2 points3 points ago

Wtf did i just read?

[–]meepy12345 -1 points0 points ago

I'm dcared

[–]xxYOLOxxSWAGxx420xx 1 point2 points ago

Your name needs more x's so it can be MLG PRO.

[–]Elessar20 -2 points-1 points ago

Name relevant.

[–]darksober 54 points55 points ago

I saw this happen once, she was sitting on the floor trying to take a picture of a building about 6 blocks away. Her friend was just waving traffic to go around her. I wanted to run them over.

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 27 points28 points ago

Why the fuck were you driving on a floor?

[–]zinthosian 10 points11 points ago

You mean you don't?

[–]Metal_Corrections 20 points21 points ago

I actually did run them over

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 10 points11 points ago

Public service. I'll sleep much better tonight.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 6 points7 points ago

Her photography is more important than the smooth flow of traffic! Everyone knows that picture ended up being an iconic piece in the photography world. I think Obama himself shed a tear upon first viewing it.

[–]EdithKeelerMustDie 1 point2 points ago

On the way home last week a crackhead jaywalked in front of my car. He began walking at a speed such that he would have reached the other side of the street before my car reached him. Accordingly, I didn't slow. Then he suddenly stopped in the middle of my lane. I expected him to begin moving again & braked only slightly. He then sat down and took off his shoes and started playing with them. I came to a halt, philosophized, laughed, then dorve around.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 170 points171 points ago

That's racist.

[–]spikey666 31 points32 points ago

Yeah, it is! That African-American gentleman is obviously trying to get to a job interview and those youths are trying to keep him down by blocking his way! When will this never-ending cycle of hate finally stop!

[–]Zuanism 85 points86 points ago

As a racist, I can confirm this is racist.

[–]the_deliman 16 points17 points ago

Why else would they be chasing those black guys?

[–]0piat3 2 points3 points ago

How do they decide who gets to start in the front?

[–]CodeOfKonami 4 points5 points ago

White first, like chess.

[–]Nhl5108 0 points1 point ago

White always get to go first, because the blacks will always get in front of us

[–]GeoM56 17 points18 points ago

No no no no. He said crackas. Not crackers. Only we can say that.

[–]CodeOfKonami 2 points3 points ago

Crackers.

Feels good man.

[–]hooterboy 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Sean1708 3 points4 points ago

Except it doesn't. Look carefully, it jumps a couple of millimetres at the end. I think.

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 0 points1 point ago

As a KFC expert, I can concur that this is not normal.

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[–]Dolphin_handjobs 8 points9 points ago

Wow, I haven't seen this much effort go into a trolling account for a while.

Have an upvote

[–]Tinnitusaurium -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see this gif there seems to be something more racist added to it. It's quite entertaining actually.

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

No it's not. It's making fun of white people and it can't be racist if it's targeting while people.

Everyone knows that.

[–]Magrias -1 points0 points ago

man, you're lucky people realise you're being sarcastic because in this day and age, it's a pretty common opinion :(

[–]X-Craft 1 point2 points ago

Yes, picture's all right, but he HAD to put THAT title on the submission...

[–]Yourfavoriteuncle -1 points0 points ago

Mynigga.jpg

[–]CodeOfKonami 0 points1 point ago

You misspelled "mah".

[–]Lamar_Scrodum 1 point2 points ago

I love a good racist joke but there was no need to make a racist joke out of this

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 1 point2 points ago

Why are you being such a racist?

[–]Lamar_Scrodum 1 point2 points ago

I am insecure with the size of my penis

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 1 point2 points ago

Too big?

[–]ixAp0c -4 points-3 points ago

(warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!) from sidebar.

[–]blue_barracudas 6 points7 points ago

[–]philhouse64 24 points25 points ago

In philly it's usually the other way around.

[–]seemasque 9 points10 points ago

Came here to say this. You're in West Philly and you're driving? Good luck.

[–]GadTheCreator 20 points21 points ago

In the middle of the road is where they spend most of their days.

[–]hedbangr -1 points0 points ago

Got run over one little time and mommy got scared.

[–]nowandlater -2 points-1 points ago

Same thing in chicago. Watch out driving through Cabrini, or what's left of it

[–]beeda 103 points104 points ago

This isn't funny. I'm not even playing the racist card, this is just bad

[–]titan413 43 points44 points ago

Instagram Photo + Photo of Black Guy Looking Displeased + Stereotypical Black Slang = Karma

EDIT: Here's one I just made.

[–]triplea20x 11 points12 points ago

As a matter of fact, that actually made me laugh.

[–]beeda 2 points3 points ago

This is actually much more funny haha

[–]destiny24 2 points3 points ago

Because you're white. Duh!

[–]antimacy 4 points5 points ago

I find it unfunny because I saw it a few days ago. In this subreddit.

[–]MarinerSix 1 point2 points ago

Don't come to r/funny looking for funny

[–]0six0four -2 points-1 points ago

I found it amusing, as far as /r/funny can be anyways, but the title was completely stupid and irrelevant.

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

oh look, /r/amusing is a real place.

[–]Smelly_dildo -1 points0 points ago

Oh well look at you mr funny pants

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 13 points14 points ago

This has so much to do with race. So much.

[–]xpis1 4 points5 points ago

EVERYTHING to do with race

[–]iamnothatblind 13 points14 points ago

Oh, it's funny because he's black.

[–]autoposting_system 11 points12 points ago

As a white guy who recently moved into a black neighborhood, I was beginning to wonder if wandering slowly down/standing and talking in/randomly stopping one's car in the middle of the street and needlessly blocking traffic was a black thing.

I guess it's not.

[–]Radzell 0 points1 point ago

It's obvious that you don't know what a drug deal is. What better to use than a mobile store. Just a hint don't stare and just drive around. Also don't snitch because they will come for the outsiders first.

[–]ultravibe 1 point2 points ago

It is around my neighborhood. And I'm in the sunny suburbs of Washington DC.

[–]crackyJsquirrel 1 point2 points ago

How do you even find that out? I am sure I have been put there once or twice. :) I would be proud to have put some sand up a crusty vagina.

[–]aladin2233 3 points4 points ago

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you; but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?

Because you'll be together.

[–]garygreenfreeman 17 points18 points ago

Why the fuck does every shitty child on shitty Reddit think it so important to upvote shitty pictures in an attempt to further divide people based on their color? "White people... LOL" "Black people... LOL" "Snoop if he was white OMG LOL"

This shitty website is full of shit.

[–]llewbop 0 points1 point ago

..then unsubscribe? I agree that it's not funny, but why complain about a website that you call shitty when you clearly don't think it's shitty, otherwise you wouldn't have made an account Food for thought

[–]Kiwi150 7 points8 points ago

I'm looking for the funny but I can't find it.

[–]LessLikeYou 2 points3 points ago

Wrong subreddit.

[–]keith_weaver 7 points8 points ago

Ironically, I find it's black people that stop in the middle of the road and talk. Completely oblivious to the traffic they are blocking.

[–]conner1337 0 points1 point ago

[–]absolute_panic 2 points3 points ago

Read that as "dumb ass-cracker"

[–]Circlejerk_Conductor 2 points3 points ago

Racism is funny if Dave Chapelle does it. But the second I call my slave a nigger everyone gets all fucking butt-hurt. Hypocrisy is what Reddit is best at.

[–]Patienceisavirtue1 3 points4 points ago

ITT: Some of that "sense of humour" people display whenever there's a post mocking blacks. /s

[–]SwagMongoose 2 points3 points ago

Tyrone clearly has his shit together

[–]Operatics 0 points1 point ago

"my privileged, boring suburban life is so poetic and beautiful heehee"
Shut up kids. Go get jobs.

[–]ServerGeek 10 points11 points ago

As a white man, I'm thinking the same thing as he is.

[–]konyfan2012 4 points5 points ago

why is it that because he's black he talks like a ghettofag

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if someone posted "black people" as the title and made their own trendy image, would make it to the front page. i am prepping for down votes with a beer and a bag of funyuns.

[–]ThMick 0 points1 point ago

downvote for Funyuns.

[–]Havokk 1 point2 points ago

HOW CAN YOU DOWN VOTE FUNYUNS LET ALONE LIVE WITH YOUR SELF AFTERWARDS!:?:??

[–]thirdfounder -1 points0 points ago

perhaps worth 40 points each. i'd hit the gas.

[–]BlueNotesBlues 0 points1 point ago

40 points for the guy, 50 for the girl. I say go for it!

[–]SeraphimAntifa 1 point2 points ago

*equips Iron Boots*

[–]TheDoubter 0 points1 point ago

This is relevant Sorry I couldn't find a better source.

[–]Crodface 1 point2 points ago

Is it a common thing for white people to sit in the middle of the road? I'm a white people and this wasn't how I was told to behave.

[–]Streambeta -1 points0 points ago

It is suppose to be ironic, due to the roles being reversed.

[–]Crodface -1 points0 points ago

Ah. Gotcha. So it's black people that sit in the middle of the road.

[–]Medalface 0 points1 point ago

Typhis?

[–]Blix3r 1 point2 points ago

Haha?

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

thatsracist.gif

[–]LaPlaya 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/9BzowSv5CrU

That's what happens when you do this in reality.

[–]edtehgar 0 points1 point ago

As a white person i have to say i spent most of my childhood playign weird games in the street. I have no idea how i survived.

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

not to mention they are right at the corner

[–]balakain -1 points0 points ago

Yeah you want to know what is there when you turn the corner? A lake.

[–]notanotherbombthreat 0 points1 point ago

You got this off cell's page on Facebook punk ass bitch

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

When it comes to folks not getting out of the road, it's not the whites who are the problem.

[–]Streambeta -1 points0 points ago

Is this suppose to be an ironic joke about how in real life it is the other way around?

[–]Thefeature 0 points1 point ago

Whoever made this meme doesnt live in the south where black folks walk in the middle of the street for no reason.

[–]earnestjake 0 points1 point ago

finally saw something on facebook first

[–]thisisfunnyright 0 points1 point ago

ass crackers

[–]4_is_green 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see any of my idiot friends doing stuff like this and sitting in roads I comment "Natural selection at work".

[–]BestReadAtWork 0 points1 point ago

Definitely read that in Louis' (l4d) voice.

[–]mcmur 1 point2 points ago

wow look at all the faggotry in this thread.

[–]Pillow50 0 points1 point ago

What if they're hispanic?

[–]Mr_Zarika 0 points1 point ago

I'M GUNNA RUN THEM DOWN

to their parent's home, since they are probably unaware their children are playing in the street.

[–]JD397 -1 points0 points ago

It's him and her..in death

[–]smeer97 0 points1 point ago

MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!

[–]quattrophile -1 points0 points ago

Ironically, the opposite of this image happens to be truthful in reality.

[–]landsharkit21 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it's you and I, except I wouldn't be sitting in the middle of the road like a dumbass, I would be laughing at you getting run over by a car. Pass the popcorn, please.

[–]jedrybs 0 points1 point ago

This is really stupid

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 0 points1 point ago

Chris Tucker is not impressed.

[–]dotonaked -1 points0 points ago

This is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen. It is highly unlikely that you would see a BLACK guy complaining that WHITE people were in the middle of the road.

For clarity, what I am hinting at here by implication is actually the reverse of the above. If we are going to speak in generalities, it is in fact, Black people who are always lollygagging in the middle of the road, and it pisses White muthafuckas off. Thought you should know, so I pointed it out.

[–]Operatics 1 point2 points ago

That may be true in an urban environment. But in the suburbs or country it's always some stupid ass white kids. I mean, shit, are there even black people in the suburbs?

[–]ThMick -1 points0 points ago

Speaking from the 'burbs, yes, and it's still black teenagers walking, slowly, side by side, 5 or 6 across. Either that or two cars, one in each lane, parked with their drivers talking, and god help your ass if you ask them to move.

[–]bobbybridges 1 point2 points ago

you know its our destiny!

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

If that was me I would be waiting for a train.

[–]blakshaggy 0 points1 point ago

that's how a lot of blacks think too

[–]ArchiboldLeach 1 point2 points ago

Cracka pass the sun chips!

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

what if i told you "crackas" is a term thats just as racist and ignorant as "niggers"

[–]Mrlala2 0 points1 point ago

HUHUHUH I LOLZED, Why does reddit post shit like this, it's not funny, all it does is that it separtes and puts people in to packages of black and white OMG WHAT IF SNOPP WAS WHITE,LOL or OMG WHITE PEOPLE. Gawhh cut it out reddit

[–]Chip--Chipperson 0 points1 point ago

As someone that works utilities, the reverse is absolutely true.

[–]Aperture_Lab_Tech -2 points-1 points ago

Dumbass nigger equivalent

oh what? racism isn't funny anymore?

[–]IamtheMajor 0 points1 point ago

I want crackers now. Excuse me while I get my saltines.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

I don't get these posts. If the title were "black people" and the guy said "Look at these dumb ass niggers sittin in the middle of the damn road" it would be downvoted into oblivion. Does this indicate the majority of Redditors are white or something?

[–]bolomcspank 0 points1 point ago

Not white people, dumbasses

[–]vaporfarts 0 points1 point ago

lets put this in perspective: "look at these dumb ass n*ggers sitting in the middle of the damn road"

[–]akjake 0 points1 point ago

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW MANY BLACK GUYS AROUND HERE JUST WALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

Tyrone, dont.. ಠ_ಠ

[–]MOORWINNING 0 points1 point ago

Fuck y'all!

[–]Joshjelly[S] 0 points1 point ago

Obviously some people are taking this too seriously. Guys I'm white. You are all just so butt hurt. It's supposed to be funny, get over it. There is no racism here.

[–]dylanmurre -1 points0 points ago

How did that dumb ass nigger afford a car.... Must be a drug dealer.

[–]colts300 0 points1 point ago

I feel horrible for laughing at that, but it's much funnier than the original picture.

[–]iminyourpants -1 points0 points ago

as a white people, i confirm.

[–]rockafella7 1 point2 points ago

You can tell a white person made this because of the word "crackas"

[–]Jmac0585 0 points1 point ago

It's not racist, unless he stole the car he's driving.

[–]TheWhiteWolf08 -2 points-1 points ago

Ya know, if these racial roles were reversed. And the text said stuff about n****s instead of crackers, I have a feeling this wouldn't have gotten up upvoted so much.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 2 points3 points ago

Oh yes it would have. Do you know where you are?

[–]Streambeta 0 points1 point ago

That is the point, this strip is being ironic on how it is actually the other way around, but with out it being super racist.

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[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

not offended in the least bit lol. double standards are bull shit though

[–]sploogey 0 points1 point ago

You can sense the anger and the counter racism coming. HOW DARE THEY!

[–]fregu149 -2 points-1 points ago

Why do liberals on Reddit think they make a self-sacrifice by dumbing down their own people, white people, in order for them to think they have become a better person?

I see it everywhere, white people hating on white people for some chase of being perceived as a better person.

[–]pepprie 0 points1 point ago

We don't really use the word crackers we just call you white people...that is all.

[–]Team_Khalifa -1 points0 points ago

I don't talk like this and I don't any black people that talk like that.....even hood rats don't talk that way

[–]thatssorelevant -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else read this in Dave Chappelles voice?

[–]sickoldman123 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty funny.

But can someone tell me why 'cracka' is meant to be offensive? It's not like we were the ones getting cracked.

[–]SSJAmes -1 points0 points ago

The "man" (government) supposedly supplied crack into ghettos in an attempt to hold brothers down. In turn white men were called "crackers" because white people made crack from good cocaine to sell in black neighborhoods.

Just kidding, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I think cracka has something to do with saltines.

[–]Radzell 1 point2 points ago

Actually it's from the crack of the whip

[–]HeavenSix 0 points1 point ago

Why is it always "White People"? There needs to be more "Black People" doing dumb shit, because there are a lot of them out there.

[–]godlesspinko -1 points0 points ago

The funny part is that it's always black people in the street.

They like to take an extra long time crossing, because fuck you, whitey.

[–]ArchangellePatty -2 points-1 points ago

In b4 SRS attacking white people

[–]Teveng -5 points-4 points ago

And it's you and I

[–]Squalor- 2 points3 points ago

No one pays attention to the predicate nominative.

In some cases, however, it does sound incredibly awkward and stuffy.

[–]Ankyra 0 points1 point ago

Do you say "It's I!" or "It's me!"? Add another person accordingly.

[–]darknemesis25 -2 points-1 points ago

any one else see the resembelance? PIILLLLSSSSSS!!! I got Peeeellls here

[–]TurdFurgis0n -3 points-2 points ago

We miss you Dave

[–]FAStalin 6 points7 points ago

Yeah that's not Dave.

[–]Boondoc 2 points3 points ago

we all look alike to some people :|

[–]9212 2 points3 points ago

As a male, I find that offensive.

[–]Boondoc 3 points4 points ago

as an otter, i can't even read.

[–]9212 -1 points0 points ago

Identity theft is no laughing matter. Go home. You are drunk.

[–]TurdFurgis0n 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, next time I won't look at reddit after lunch beer.

[–]thediscobison -3 points-2 points ago

Why do people love blurry pictures with words on them? It's baffling to me.

[–]9212 2 points3 points ago

Mental conditioning from Japanese porn.

[–]balakain -1 points0 points ago

The photo didn't start out that way.

[–]my_tactless_opinion -3 points-2 points ago

OOOWEEE! I'sa think some whites people takes'a 'fense masta!

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[–]rockafella7 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry. You seem to think people find this funny.

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

white person here. racism is funny this way because we haven't been the victims of hundreds of years of institutional oppression. also, because white people are kind of fucking goofy sometimes.

[–]SSJAmes -1 points0 points ago

Except when the racism is actually racist, there are several white stereotypes that lead to unfair prejudices against whites.

Like all white people are racist, the "White Racism" stereotype.

White people are not a diverse ethnic group, the "homogeneous whites" stereotype.

European Americans lack the right of self-designation and the right to a continental-origin or ethnic voice, "Passive Ethnicity" stereotype.

The fourth negative stereotype in the campaign of defamation is that European Americans are never victims of hate speech or hate crimes, the "Victimless Majority" Stereotype.

Most of us are essentially peasants anyway, It's a waste of time to play "who's the victim".

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

except that i would imagine that this is actually an example of white people making fun of white people, through the eyes of a somewhat stereotypical black person. which is kind of... meta racist.

Most of us are essentially peasants anyway, It's a waste of time to play "who's the victim".

it is important to note that there still is economic and social disparity between races. white people still do have social privilege. but that privilege, and that disparity isn't really anything when you compare it to, say, the difference between us and, say, mitt romney.

[–]Metaphysick 0 points1 point ago

It's a waste of time to play "who's the victim".

Yet here you are.

[–]SSJAmes 0 points1 point ago

Yep, here I am stating that we're all the same in the end, a message of unity. Sorry you misinterpreted my comment.

[–]Metaphysick 0 points1 point ago

The gist of the rest of your comment was "it ain't that easy being white either."

[–]SSJAmes 0 points1 point ago

What I'm saying is that it's not that easy being human.

[–]Metaphysick 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. I just think that your complaining beforehand undermines your overall comment.

[–]SSJAmes 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't complaining, I was just replying to a comment by dispelling the myth that there aren't social narratives that damage European American relations.

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[–]xnerdyxrealistx 1 point2 points ago

No, because you can't see her face.

[–]League_of_Nickelodeo -2 points-1 points ago

ITS YOU AND ME

POOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOON

GOTTA CATCH'EM!

GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL! POKEMON!

[–]greenspank34 -2 points-1 points ago

Chappelle always delivers

[–]kthor1ko -2 points-1 points ago

i thought this was realistic then i saw the black guy in a suit.

[–]isthat_edward_towers 0 points1 point ago

[–]papa_bear_uk -2 points-1 points ago

Shit nigga, yo' fried chikkun gonna be cold nigga!

[–]internetsuperstar -2 points-1 points ago

You know what the most ubiquitous white person thing is? Wearing tshirts from old sports competitions.

I was riding the train today and realized that every white person that wasn't wearing a suit had on a "1999 FUNRUN 5K FOR BRAIN CANCER" shirt.