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Krillin's version of taken.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ThatGuyYouKilled 77 points78 points ago

Krillin was the best part of that show. I loved watching him get owned every saga.

[–]SpudNinja 20 points21 points ago

Says "Thatguyyoukilled".

[–]ThePhjl 20 points21 points ago

Nice try, Krillin!

[–]gerrettheferrett 4 points5 points ago

Krillin Owned Count

[–]ThatGuyYouKilled 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna snap the little bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell team Three Star when I do it too.

[–]EnigmasRevenge 5 points6 points ago

Krillin is to Dragonball..What Kenny is to Southpark..End of story..

[–]maruraba 53 points54 points ago

Goku: I'm sensing a power level bigger than... Krillin's losing streak!

Krillin: You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy.

[–]ThatOtherGai 5 points6 points ago

Read that in both their (american) voices.

[–]spacelemon 9 points10 points ago

.... why would you even read japanese voice in english
should be implied
i hate you
lets touch dicks

[–]ThatOtherGai 2 points3 points ago

My appendage is ready.

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

You're going to have to be more specific than that.

Funimation OR Ocean Group?

[–]bashscrazy 6 points7 points ago

Team Four Star group.

[–]maruraba 1 point2 points ago

The superior dub is obvious

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

I have to go with Team Four Star for this video.

Besides that, I cross the fence between Ocean and Funimation quite a bit.

[–]MasterNyx 39 points40 points ago

He has one very specific skill, and the rest are kinda crap.

[–]maruraba 23 points24 points ago

He never hits anyone with it, and both Vegeta and Frieza have used an identical power.

[–]Aldenol 11 points12 points ago

He cut off part of Frieza's tail.

[–]Lordrowantree 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure he hit Cell with it, just after Android 18 had been absorbed. It just kind of failed though and Cell didn't even notice. It highlighted the seriousness of the situation.

[–]Godmadius 7 points8 points ago

You know what really threw me off? I looked up the voice of "Handsome Jack" from Borderlands 2, same voice actor for cell in the english dubs.

[–]kyL617 4 points5 points ago

Well, shit.

[–]Replekia 7 points8 points ago

To be fair, Frieza copied it from him, though I suppose if the bad guy can steal your move after seeing it like once, it really isn't all that special.

[–]YeahIquit 1 point2 points ago

He gives nappa a little cheek scar. Closest he comes to hitting someone with it. I think he cuts someone in half in one of the movies too, don't remember.

[–]JaysonBlaze 1 point2 points ago

That scar ruined Nappa's modelling career

[–]bashscrazy 0 points1 point ago

Goku used it also against Super Buu

[–]SoManyNinjas 0 points1 point ago

It'd probably be a little bit more effective if he didn't scream out "DESTRUCTO DISC" every time he used it.

[–]Coolguy117343 1 point2 points ago

Goku used it too

[–]Oberon_Swanson 35 points36 points ago

Krillin survives a fair amount of bullshit compared to a lot of the other characters really.

[–]mamichomaru 34 points35 points ago

He kicked ass in the first saga of DBZ. Was fucking about to destroy Nappa.

Lamest character ever? Yamcha. BY FAR.

[–]NomadofExile 9 points10 points ago

If you got cuckold'd while dead, you'd suddenly lose your edge too.

[–]Dekar173 1 point2 points ago

Cold blooded.

[–]RogueA 15 points16 points ago

I do not know what this 'Yamcha' is, but it sounds disappointing.

[–]DrLasagna 5 points6 points ago

Sigh Yamcha has such a cool look and fighting style.

[–]spacelemon 3 points4 points ago

a big gay scar and getting kicked in the face.

[–]DrLasagna 1 point2 points ago

Come on, can't you imagine this guy wrecking shit in hand to hand?

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

There's a Japanese meme called "you were Yamcha", as an insult.

KYM

[–]trf84 1 point2 points ago

Lamest character ever? Chiaotzu. BY FAR.

FTFY.

[–]wolf_thing -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know what this "Yamcha" thing is, but it sounds disappointing.

[–]jamesf797 20 points21 points ago

he has got to be the most negative character on the show... he's always like, "omg this guy's waaaaaay too powerful! we don't stand a chance!"

[–]bakewood 32 points33 points ago

You'd be like that too, if it was always you getting the shit kicked out of you to prove how powerful the latest bad guy is.

[–]Treyatwork 9 points10 points ago

Yet he always stayed and fought it out knowing he had no chance.

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 10 points11 points ago

This is why he was one of my favorites. Although it sucked how it was like, "Oh look new bad guy, better start making funeral plans for Krillin."

[–]MoroccoBotix 1 point2 points ago

"Mondo cool."

[–]Taodyn 30 points31 points ago

Krillin was only there to establish the seriousness of the situation.

"Hey, guys. We've got like three super saiyans over here. Super saiyan six or seven or whatever we're at now. Oh, and a green super powered alien dude who can regenerate body parts. Who should we send in first? Oh, the little bald guy who has never seen the second episode of any story arc? Really? Alright."

[–]StaticSabre 26 points27 points ago

Krillin is actually my favorite Dragon Ball character. He has been Goku's best friend from the beginning. His signature attack is the only one that works regardless of powerlevel; it can kill enemies much stronger than him simply by touching them. And most of all, he's always there to fight with his friends when they're in trouble. He knows he's never been as strong as Goku, he knows the Saiyans are miles above him, he knows Piccolo's even got one up on him, and he knows he's probably going to die against each new threat, but he's always there to help.

[–]Xutar 5 points6 points ago

While I don't have a problem with any other points, his disc attack actually doesn't work on everyone. He hit cell directly with it and it bounced off/did nothing.

[–]dcds25 5 points6 points ago

Well it works up until Cell at least. The one thing Krillin has in his favor is that he gets the chicks.

[–]HaloZwrath 1 point2 points ago

You know he's awesome when he's the only human to get a Toonami narrator promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNFqJQARVE

[–]SpaceBanaynay 0 points1 point ago

"In the heat of battle, there's no one better to have as a meat shield." - some guy

[–]fghjconner 0 points1 point ago

I've always liked solar flare because no matter how powerful people got, it was still useful.

[–]Jonmeij 0 points1 point ago

It actually took a while for Krillin to be Goku's best friend, he started out as a bit of a dick.

[–]respectmahauthoritah 11 points12 points ago

He may get the crap kicked out of him on a regular basis, but he's the strongest human in the world, except maybe tienshinhan.

[–]Nerkson 5 points6 points ago

I believe that, according to some interview, Krillian was the strongest human during the last arc of DBZ, barring incarnations of buu.

[–]rumnscurvy 3 points4 points ago

Tien is pretty cool, holding off Form 2 Cell for as long as he did was pretty nice. But realistically, when Cell learned how to do Kienzan, that's the exact point when people started shitting themselves.

[–]respectmahauthoritah 1 point2 points ago

Thats very true, really the only reason I give Krillin the leg up is because he got his latent power brought out by the namakian Grand Guru dude. Though at the same time Tien spends ALL his time training and Krillin gets married and starts a family.

[–]pr0n0tr0n 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure that Uub is the strongest human. He was able to eventually go toe to toe with Goku (yes, I know it isn't cannon, but even before GT, Uub was still stronger than Krillin).

[–]respectmahauthoritah 2 points3 points ago

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about Uub. Though does he count as a human being the reincarnation of some kind of alien genie thingy?

[–]pr0n0tr0n 1 point2 points ago

I would say that he does indeed qualify as a human. It doesn't matter who or what his spirit was in a previous life, in his current one, he was born a human to human parents. His genetic profile is pure human.

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically 0 points1 point ago

Master Roshi could kick Krillin's ass.

[–]respectmahauthoritah 5 points6 points ago

Originally yes, but through DBZ Krillin becomes exponentially more powerful while master Roshi just kind of sits there and jacks it. Plus at the very begging of DBZ when Bulma takes Raditz's scouter she compares Master Roshi and Krillin's power level and Krillin's is higher.

[–]picmonster 2 points3 points ago

Kind of? That's exactly what that old perv was doing. That's the ultimate lesson from the show and a good one for the kids.

[–]Sakiel 12 points13 points ago

Krillin is awesome. And his wife is a MILF.

[–]The_Mosephus 7 points8 points ago

his wife is a robot....

[–]Sakiel 17 points18 points ago

ok RILF

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

RMILF?

[–]Iuseanalogies 7 points8 points ago

Android.

[–]The_Mosephus 1 point2 points ago

an android is a robot.

[–]Iuseanalogies 1 point2 points ago

...that looks like a human.

[–]The_Mosephus 7 points8 points ago

it could look like a giant dildo.. it is still a robot.

[–]Iuseanalogies 8 points9 points ago

but I'd rather fuck an android then a giant dildo...

[–]spacelemon 2 points3 points ago

what if the android has a giant dildo

[–]aidantheman18 1 point2 points ago

/r/nocontext

[–]Replekia 4 points5 points ago

18 is weird in that she's not actually a robot but a modified human, which technically makes her a cyborg but they had a naming scheme going on, so fuck it.

[–]StaticSabre 15 points16 points ago

That's what always got me. Dr. Gero is turning these guys into robots, discarding various organs to make room for metal parts, and he goes "Hmm, I think this uterus should stay in, just in case my cyborg slave wants to have a baby."

[–]spacelemon 1 point2 points ago

hey he had studying and researching and other science shit to do.
if he wants some pussy, fuck it.. invent some.

[–]icedmetal57 0 points1 point ago

Then she becomes human.

[–]Inschato 0 points1 point ago

The dragon never actually granted that wish.

[–]icedmetal57 0 points1 point ago

Ah, been a while since I've seen the show, but yeah, how does their child come about then? I've probably missed that bit, just wondering.

[–]my_tactless_opinion 0 points1 point ago

Android, but she got wished back as a human I think

[–]AndreasFrom 6 points7 points ago

Poor Krillin.

[–]urhedsonfire 9 points10 points ago

"Why don't you use your Kienzan?"

"Ya know, I keep forgetting."

[–]Ekiph 7 points8 points ago

The funny thing is, while everyone that watches the show makes fun of him for being weak. He'd destroy you in a single punch, it wouldn't even be a fight. He'd punch you, there would be a fist shaped hole in you.

[–]slvrbullet87 3 points4 points ago

And the Hulk could throw an average guy into the sun... here's the thing though, one of those things has happened in the stories the characters belong to

[–]Ekiph 2 points3 points ago

Would you rather fight Krillin or the Hulk?

[–]slvrbullet87 11 points12 points ago

consdering there is like a 75% chance of somebody randomly wandering by and smashing krillin to bits any time he shows up i will take that over the hulk throwing a tank at me

[–]diabretic 5 points6 points ago

I always bring up this point when defending my love for Krillin, in the android saga, one of the androids knees vegeta in the stomach, hurt him so bad he turned back to a regular saiyan and almost died. Krillin got kicked IN THE HEAD by CELL, and got back up. WHO'S WEAK NOW???

[–]h8bit 4 points5 points ago

TAKEN WITH A CAPITAL T, SURELY?

[–]stepsxahead[S] 4 points5 points ago

what have I doneeeeee

[–]ArgonWolf 3 points4 points ago

Anyone remember Dragonball when krillin was a perverted little shit only there for comic relief?

The more i watch that show the less i feel bad for him in DBZ.

I do feel for both Tien and Piccilo though. Both of them went from badass villian to weak ass punks

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 7 points8 points ago

Everyone that joins team Goku is/was either a perverted freak or a villain. Master Roshi still is a huge pervert, Bulma was only interested in the Dragonballs for selfish reasons, Yamcha and Puar were bandits who were trying to kill Goku, Oolong was terrorizing a small town to find a wife, and that's only the first like 10-15 episodes.

[–]trf84 0 points1 point ago

The first five, actually o_0

[–]sumo_kitty 2 points3 points ago

Piccolo was always a badass. One of my favorite characters, he fused with Nail right? And after he fuses with Kami then he just goes total boss mode

[–]ArgonWolf 0 points1 point ago

and promptly gets his ass handed to him by cell

[–]sumo_kitty 0 points1 point ago

true, but didnt he sacrifice himself for gohan? or was a different saga

[–]ArgonWolf 0 points1 point ago

That was future saga. The alternate future where goku dies before he can face cell

[–]Kosard 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I could not stop laughing for a full 5 minutes.

[–]Cablefist 1 point2 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for talent, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of fails; fails I have acquired over a very long career. Fails that make me a joke to people like you. If you let my friend go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not fail miserably, I will not die horribly. But if you don't...

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

ya, no idea why he even tried.

[–]Spudtastic 1 point2 points ago

still a better z fighter than yamcha

[–]usrnamesr2mainstream 0 points1 point ago

The reason Krillin keeps getting killed is because he stays and fights even though he knows he's way out matched. He's better than Yacharobie (don't think I spelled that right), who acts like a big-shot until he's faced with someone who's a match for him, at which point he runs scared, or Hurcule, who runs and hides while the action's going on and takes all the credit when the villain is defeated.

[–]Zechnophobe 1 point2 points ago

He's a masaka character. His entire point is to have one eye closed, hold his rib cage, and look at enemies (or allies) saying "Masaka..."

[–]Taladar14 0 points1 point ago

I kid you not, as I clicked the link I heard Liam Neeson's voice on TV, looked over...BAM, Taken 2 ad. :O

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

I got an alternate version: "I don't know who you are, But I will find you and my wife will kill me"

[–]blaackyy 0 points1 point ago

If I remember correctly..

Krillin died once by Frieza

Goku died twice. Once by Piccolo while sacrificing himself to kill Radditz. And another time by himself by sacrificing himself to kill Cell.

[–]GiggleAtTheGoatse 0 points1 point ago

Actually, Krillin is the strongest character on the show.

Edit: before I get mass downvotes, I can't find it but I saw a 4chan screenshot explaining it and how they wouldn't let him use some attack or something because it was too powerful and would destroy the planet. Also the wiki says he's the strongest pure human. So there's that.

[–]NEEEEEN 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, this made me laugh alot harder than I should have. Thank you.

[–]my_tactless_opinion 0 points1 point ago

I wish they would have went a different way with Krillin. Basically make him not such a pussy who's always getting his ass whooped. They should have made an episode back in the DragonBall series where Goku and Krillin find the dragonballs and Krillin wishes he had a tail like Goku. Shenron interprets this as Krillin wanting to be a saiyan and then BAM! We now have Krillin who later on in the series can now become super saiyan

[–]LeZarathustra 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

If you've seen dragonball, you'll love it. If you haven't: spoilers!

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[–]urhedsonfire 5 points6 points ago

who gives a shit, reposts have been flooding reddit all of its existence

[–]an_ill_mallard -1 points0 points ago

You bastard. I had a major blow up with my girlfriend last night and ended up writing her a letter full of all my feelings and that sort of stuff. I found your post a couple minutes before she read my letter. Never has laughter been so inappropriate. Fuck, she was crying reading the letter and I was desperately stifling cackles everytime I thought of this picture. Which was the whole time.

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