Danny Trejo and a dove

wjw75 · 2012-09-28T18:17:48+00:00

This needs to be a Christmas card.

TheDoctorAndTardis · 2012-09-28T16:57:31+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/MFMGy.jpg

justenoughcowbell · 2012-09-28T14:05:34+00:00

Yet im still intimidated..........

Unwright · 2012-09-28T17:53:15+00:00

Danny Trejo is most manly of all men, and he runs a Pitbull rescue. Could he be any cooler?

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-28T14:37:00+00:00

He loves animals.

Squalor- · 2012-09-28T15:41:26+00:00

Despite being a "tough guy" in just about every movie he has ever been in, by all accounts, he's a very friendly, down-to-earth guy, which is awesome.

AhhhBROTHERS · 2012-09-28T16:57:11+00:00

that bird is about to make him johnny-24

oddchihuahua · 2012-09-28T17:39:04+00:00

I always wondered, was Danny Trejo some kind of gangster/dealer/cartel member at some point in his life? Or has he just fully embraced the look in order to play such roles in movies?

stuff_of_epics · 2012-09-28T14:18:25+00:00

What's the other hand doing?

menapan13 · 2012-09-28T15:47:28+00:00

Badass on the outside, teddy bear on the inside.

JacobDynamite · 2012-09-28T19:21:37+00:00

Bad Ass.

CariniGambarini · 2012-09-28T15:51:23+00:00

Agree with all the comments commenting on what a nice guy he is. My co-worker interned with him for a summer a couple of years ago. He confirmed that he is, in fact, an awesome guy.

thekeeper228 · 2012-09-28T14:13:55+00:00

Find the documentary of his life. He's a beautiful person.

slackeyed · 2012-09-28T18:36:46+00:00

Danny Trejo and a tortuga

http://i.imgur.com/uvRkC.jpg

FordSVT1 · 2012-09-28T17:19:58+00:00

A few more doves and we've got ourselves a John Woo movie.

AnomalousGonzo · 2012-09-28T19:17:07+00:00

Give peace a chance.

Or Danny Trejo will fucking end you.

ratswithwings · 2012-09-28T22:46:49+00:00

Is anyone else tired of seeing this reposted for the umpteenth time?

followtheworms · 2012-09-28T16:57:57+00:00

Tortuga fancies him some dove

PanagiotisG · 2012-09-28T17:23:00+00:00

HOLA DOVE

RepostThatShit · 2012-09-28T17:36:23+00:00

Am I imagining it or did he not also have teeth that were kind of badassy? Now they're all whitened and perfectly clean and straight. I'm not complaining I just thought... and now...

J055A · 2012-09-28T17:57:53+00:00

Where is his right hand?

CerebralFlatulence · 2012-09-28T18:20:00+00:00

Am I the only one who is seeing what looks like three arms?

Jambz · 2012-09-28T18:25:55+00:00

Hola DOVE

johnsbury · 2012-09-28T18:37:44+00:00

The dove isn't real it's made out of C4.

Typhon1 · 2012-09-28T18:39:49+00:00

Now I know what it's like when dove's cry.

Packiesla · 2012-09-28T18:48:02+00:00

The Photographer had a chance to do something cool here, instead it's out of focus and badly lit.

Last_Years_Villain · 2012-09-28T18:55:05+00:00

I have a good story about Danny Trejo that I re-tell every time he comes up on reddit. Let me know if anyone's interested and hasn't seen it already five times. Or we can skip straight to the Karma.

cruznik001 · 2012-09-28T18:56:47+00:00

"I don't know what i was expecting"

TMunSta · 2012-09-28T19:03:26+00:00

He was my tee ball coach!

mwehrung · 2012-09-28T19:07:29+00:00

This may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

doovidooves · 2012-09-28T19:14:24+00:00

Has there been a face swap yet? Why hasn't there been a face swap yet?

gazork_chumble_spuzz · 2012-09-28T19:18:47+00:00

I see this in my head every time he's on SOA. Really makes him less terrifying.

Hesparian · 2012-09-28T19:21:00+00:00

I just see him trying to rape the female detention officer on the plane in Conair.

Kevinli89 · 2012-09-28T19:31:25+00:00

ITS TORTUGA!!!

IPickOnYou · 2012-09-28T19:33:06+00:00

This photo is giving me as much cognitive dissonance as any PETA ad ever could.

PessimisticWaves · 2012-09-28T19:40:17+00:00

We really need to get an AMA from this guy. He sounds like an awesome person.

bubblez4funnyowls · 2012-09-28T19:46:27+00:00

Macheteeeeeeeee !!!!! Sorry, just could not hold myself. Machete rulez !

wireyladd · 2012-09-28T19:53:54+00:00

Right before he ate it.

username_123456789 · 2012-09-28T19:54:50+00:00

He later ate the dove and then shat pure cocaine.

Jfolcik · 2012-09-28T19:55:48+00:00

Danny Trejo and a minigun strapped to a motorcycle with a giant explosion.

DrKaratechop · 2012-09-28T20:17:06+00:00

This is moments before Trejo stabs you in the prison yard with that dove.

I0I0I0I · 2012-09-28T20:17:54+00:00

TIL Danny Trejo was a member of the star studded cast of GTA: Vice City.

kingvolcano · 2012-09-28T20:22:20+00:00

this needs to go to /r/aawww

csycsy · 2012-09-28T20:54:33+00:00

I am deeply in love with Danny Trejo. This just makes it worse.

mrfishguy4 · 2012-09-28T20:56:00+00:00

Shortly there after, Mr. Trejo snapped the bird's neck, ripped its head off, and fed it to the photographer

luigisfuckingpeach · 2012-09-28T21:07:06+00:00

Now kith

packersfan8512 · 2012-09-28T21:19:46+00:00

let me introduce you all to the greatest subreddit for the greatest man.

/r/danny_trejo

ooakey · 2012-09-28T21:28:01+00:00

One Knife to stab you with, and one knife to cut the plastic six pack rings so the dolphins, fish and birds don't choke and die.

TheBlueBlaze · 2012-09-28T21:50:05+00:00

Archimedes?

miss_torboto · 2012-09-28T22:05:49+00:00

This my Steam and Skype avatar, love this picture.

mdim · 2012-09-28T22:38:30+00:00

He did an interview on the 'How Did This Get Made' podcast (#38) that was really good. Not sure how to link it here, but check it out. Seems like a really cool guy that likes to support independent film makers.

elbruce · 2012-09-28T22:40:13+00:00

RUN, DOVE! GET AWAY! IT'S DANNY FUCKING TREJO!

j4y3oh5 · 2012-09-28T22:42:27+00:00

Hola DEA

Zuran · 2012-09-28T23:17:25+00:00

Go home, Machete... You're drunk.

BattleHall · 2012-09-28T23:24:58+00:00

What that pic doesn't show is that the dove just did a 15 year bid at Pelican Bay; the bird is one bad bitch.

MorganFuckinFreeman · 2012-09-28T23:28:37+00:00

Hola DEA.

fendenkrell · 2012-09-28T23:32:25+00:00

MEME IT, STAT!

jane_margolis · 2012-09-28T23:54:36+00:00

I saw this earlier and chuckled.

Now that I've had a few drinks...I still enjoyed.

OliRanson · 2012-09-29T00:02:32+00:00

Where is his right hand going...

KyMerra · 2012-09-29T00:14:45+00:00

Tortuga, slow in the race but always win.

IbanezHand · 2012-09-29T00:41:58+00:00

He has great teeth.

justreadmyusername · 2012-09-29T01:26:55+00:00

Not even birds can escape the Trejo

orthag · 2012-09-29T02:05:35+00:00

Danny Trejo- The man Antonio Banderas wishes he was.

ShadarAshaman · 2012-09-29T05:21:50+00:00

Someone needs to submit this to /ladyboners

srbrenica · 2012-09-29T05:25:54+00:00

After his actions in spy kids and machete, danny trejo is arrested and put in jail with the muppets. He is then interrogated by david liebe hart and james quall, who fail to get evidence for a conviction. He then leaves jail and goes by the alias "tortuga", turning to the crime life.

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-28T14:40:15+00:00

I've always imagined that in spite of his often " hard assed " roles, that he is a super nice guy.

.

ivanmarsh · 2012-09-28T15:55:54+00:00

Why am I seeing Tara Reid?

ConnorSuttree · 2012-09-28T18:10:53+00:00

He's just too damn short for me to take him seriously. Machete was a laugh riot.

olblueeyes937 · 2012-09-28T15:20:46+00:00

Is he jerking off?

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