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[–]alpacafox 90 points91 points ago

  1. Look at psychic medium show poster.
  2. Remember old joke.
  3. Print out "Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances", put it on poster.
  4. Take pic, upload to reddit.
  5. $$$Karma$$$

[–]moneymoneymoneymonay 7 points8 points ago

everyone sing along now:

karma karma karma karma karma conspiracy!!!

[–]Bakyra 4 points5 points ago

I was hoping the link would be karma chameleon :(

[–]UncleTedGenneric -2 points-1 points ago

You'll never know, you'll never know
Karma would be easy if your comments were like my dreams
Clever and clean, not rehashed memes

[–]tomlewis_ -1 points0 points ago

As someone who goes to school there I can confirm this poster was all around town and that it was indeed cancelled.

[–]Wonderful_Life 9 points10 points ago

oh the fakeness

[–]flamingboard 7 points8 points ago

Head like a fucking orange.

[–]Jaws666 -1 points0 points ago

That's what I was gonna say, looks a lot like him.

[–]el_bhm 0 points1 point ago

A bald headed buffoon.

[–]herrsmith 8 points9 points ago

If only psychic mediums were supposed to see the future, rather than speak with dead people.

[–]zimzalabim 11 points12 points ago

It would be funny if he was a clairvoyant, but it clearly states he is a psychic and medium (completely different "skills"). Indeed this post has resulted in an act of meta-irony; OP has claimed something to be ironic incorrectly, thus making their own post the subject of the irony rather than the subject intended.

[–]zaisanskunk 19 points20 points ago

How interesting! I've never fallen asleep reading a comment before! :D

[–]zimzalabim -1 points0 points ago

It's a shame learning makes you tired, school must have been a real challenge.

[–]zaisanskunk 3 points4 points ago

Must have been a public school that taught you all about those clairvoyants and psychic mediums.

[–]ToiletNinjas 2 points3 points ago

*media

[–]ToiletNinjas 2 points3 points ago

(that was a joke! cause pedantry thread.)

[–]lost623 2 points3 points ago

Fake and not ironic.

[–]CarlCarlson 1 point2 points ago

Were these unforseen circumstances Derren Brown by any chance?

[–]DigitalHustler 3 points4 points ago

Joe power is such a cunt, that episode of derren brown with him in is so funny.

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[–]davetronic[S] -4 points-3 points ago

imgur being a douche I am afraid. try this

[–]tackslock -1 points0 points ago

How long has Karl Pilkington been moonlighting under the stage name Joe Power as a TV medium?

[–]Dustonthepaladin -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know Clint Howard was a psychic

[–]iambeard -1 points0 points ago

Thanks 2011!

[–]SamWise050 -1 points0 points ago

I think this might just be a joke for people that do these shows for a living.

[–]insanedoctor -1 points0 points ago

I think his bald head gives him better connection to the physic realm, but he probably has at&t.

[–]yourfacelikesme 0 points1 point ago

NOT IRONIC.

[–]Dominicmcb 0 points1 point ago

Not irony...

[–]cboogie 0 points1 point ago

Everyday I walk past a psychic booth on my way to work. She always asks if I want a reading. At least once a week I ask her "shouldnt you know if I want one or not without having to ask?" She never remembers me.

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

So related story:

I deliver pizza and we used to have this "psychic" order pizza. Mind you he had two buildings with psychic on it, however we only knew of one because we didn't know he had two. Anyway he ordered enough to where we knew him on a regular basis.

So he orders one day, and I asked the address (i dont know him by voice) and he said "it's the psychic place, you know you come all the time". So I write down the relevant information, and when it's a regular we just put the street name and the identifier at the top (psychic in this case). So I deliver the pizza to his wife, who opened the door, and thought that was that.

I get a call from the pizza place and am told ot go back, pick up the pizza, and deliver it to the other psychic place. Which is noticeable but I had no idea it belonged to the same guy (it did). So I go and pick it up, and apologize to the wife. When I'm almost there I'm told to head back to the lady and refund her money.

Apparently the guy wanted everything for free (a 70 dollar order). My manager was going to just give some of it to them for free, but not all of it. He started cursing at her and kept saying "you better give me that shit for free, because you fucked up you stupid fuck". That made my owner/manager curse back (she owns the business). After that she said "well fuck you, we'll refund your money and take the food back, and you can order somewhere else". The guy is upset even more now, and he says "you can't do that you dumb bitch!". My manager says "what? you didn't see that coming?" and hung up on him.

tl;dr - Accidently went to the wrong address owned by the same psychic, he got mad, cursed out my boss, but didn't see any of this coming.

[–]foolkitty 0 points1 point ago

Prepare for gasp unforseen...circumstances..

[–]tnb641 2 points3 points ago

Only funny as long as you don't pay attention.

Seeing the two pieces of tape on either end ruined it for me. Whether it was put up by the photographer or someone else, just not as funny as if it was real. :(

[–]Erra0 1 point2 points ago

Wait, I don't understand how taping a message to a pre-made sign is not real. The sign was advertising a show. That show was cancelled. Instead of just taking down the sign which might lead to confusion from those who've already seen it, a message is taped to said sign. Why does any of this make something not real?

Not to say that OP couldn't have done this himself, but it is a perfectly reasonable assumption that this would have been done legitimately.

Additionally, its not all that funny either way.

[–]Karatebagels -1 points0 points ago

Apparently Karl Pilkington's new psychic career was cut short.

[–]came_for_comments -1 points0 points ago

I could tell it was fake before viewing the comments -> you're going to have a bad time

[–]Meloku171 -1 points0 points ago

This ended in... UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES...

[–]Vocis -2 points-1 points ago

Irony is when something occurs that is contrary to what you 'normally' would consider to happen.
I think we all saw this coming a mile away.

[–]BurntTheToast -5 points-4 points ago

Totally real and not an old joke you heard on fallout 3.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

That joke existed looooong before fallout did.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

I said old joke. Most people that I have heard it from first saw it on fallout 3. Also I'm pretty sure I saw OP on /r/gaming talking about what to do on fallout 3 because they had done all the quests.

[–]tm16scud -4 points-3 points ago

There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Joe Power way, which is like the wrong way only faster!

[–]konj89 -3 points-2 points ago

boo!