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[–]briannamermaid 34 points35 points ago

"you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught... captain jack sparrow."

[–]RedManDancing 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the dog would've followed the cat and jumped onto the board, too :D

[–]miss_teresa[S] 1 point2 points ago

That woulda been pretty funny. Or even better, it misses and lands in the water. :D

[–]RedManDancing 1 point2 points ago

Dog, why u so boring?

[–]rollupthegrass -1 points0 points ago

Those boats don't work on water. Unless you have POWER!

[–]Fascist52 -1 points0 points ago

Who the hell surfs in a pool?

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

That' like when you're playing words with friends and your buddy gets all the good letters.

[–]bigsid22 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else think of the hoverboard scene from Back to the Future?

[–]Zervonn -1 points0 points ago

I imagine the cat thinking "I've made a huge mistake...." about the time it got to the middle of the pool.

[–]guido32 -2 points-1 points ago

Not today repost, not today!

[–]Stavros175 -5 points-4 points ago

Thing is though dogs aren't pussy's and it would have swam after it.

[–]BurntTheToast -2 points-1 points ago

Stop making dog owners look like morons.

[–]Stavros175 -2 points-1 points ago

It was a joke, dogs aren't pussy's, a pussy is another word for cat.

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

Oh. Well the delivery made it seme like it was a broken attempt to say that dogs aren't pussies and would swim after the cat. I feel dumb.

[–]haireverywhere -2 points-1 points ago

It's like the Chip's Challenge for cats.

[–]afihavok -3 points-2 points ago

Something about Legends of the Hidden Temple

[–]Fryk -2 points-1 points ago

Oh gawd, usually reposts don't bother me too much, but this one just urked me...

[–]Tipop 0 points1 point ago

*irked