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2012 MLB Standings

NL West NL Central NL East
91-65 94-62 95-61
81-75 84-72* 91-65*
78-78 80-76 78-78
74-82 76-80 72-84
62-94 59-97 66-90
51-105
AL West AL Central AL East
92-64 84-72 90-66
88-68* 82-74 89-67*
86-70 70-86 86-70
73-83 65-91 69-87
65-91 69-87
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AL 10/5 TBS TBA
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[–]Baltimore Orioles OldGWEEDOspeedo 35 points36 points ago

Jay Bruce

You're not a hovercraft

Jay Bruce

Stahp

[–]jebmotherboard 20 points21 points ago

I love how baseball players are thought of less athletic than some of the players in other major sports; but fuck, look at how high he jumped!

[–]San Francisco Giant Alternatepostslikeagirl 45 points46 points ago

I'm not impressed as clearly he is just levitating, which relies on magic and not athleticism.

[–]stylezDWhite 34 points35 points ago

thats my favorite part of going to a reds game. Head to the ballpark, get a hot dog and a drink, and watch jay bruce levitate in right field. Great fun for the kids

[–]Houston Astrosaotex 7 points8 points ago

I feel like this could be a slippery slope into a Batman/Superman argument.

[–]Los Angeles Angelsixrs 1 point2 points ago

I think a superhero's abilities don't matter as much as whether they're well balanced with their enemies.

[–]kintaeb 6 points7 points ago

He also has an absolute canon for an arm. I swear I've seen him make a throw from the middle of right field to home and get the runner out.

[–]paetactics 2 points3 points ago

And he never misses a picture

[–]Philadelphia Philliesirndk10 1 point2 points ago

He planted off the wall. SO not as impressive as it looks.

[–]ice_veins 8 points9 points ago

I was at this game and he almost made the catch. It was probably one row out of his reach and I must say it would've been the nastiest catch I've ever seen.

[–]Cincinnati Redsdampe 0 points1 point ago

Without a doubt, just a couple of more inches.

[–]San Francisco Giantsdropperofpipebombs 44 points45 points ago

"I must go. My people need me."

[–]theterminizer -4 points-3 points ago

Planet. STOP UPVOTING THE MISQUOTING GIANTS FAN

[–]DirtPile 5 points6 points ago

Who pissed in your corn flakes?

[–]theterminizer 8 points9 points ago

Ned Colletti

[–]_The_Highlander_ 2 points3 points ago

aaaaand Yahoo creates another article by lifting from reddit.

[–]Toronto Blue JaysBlacksheep01 -1 points0 points ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore" - Jay Bruce