Falcon Version of Puppy Dog Eyes

I want a falcon now. It would fly above me, warn me when enemies are approaching, peck out there eyes so they don't see me coming and then feast on their flesh after I kill them.

Also, they're adorable like this.

greggvl · 2012-09-28T02:25:38+00:00

"i made u a cookie but i SCREEEEEEEEEEEE"

ZaneMasterX · 2012-09-28T01:40:42+00:00

Hurry! Get that falcon some falcon treats!

Lillipout · 2012-09-28T01:48:32+00:00

"Excuse me sir, can you spare a squirrel, or maybe a mouse? I haven't eaten in three days. No? Okay, well then have a nice day and God bless."

Cocopupo · 2012-09-28T02:51:53+00:00

Aww, what a nice Peregrine!

ATL__GT_733 · 2012-09-28T02:30:09+00:00

this will get popular on /r/aww

salsapants27 · 2012-09-28T02:57:50+00:00

SO MUCH CUTER THAN PUPPY EYES!!!

FAMAJAH · 2012-09-28T03:14:17+00:00

"I CAN CLAWZ FACE?"

"....Yes. Yes you can."

Accipiter1138 · 2012-09-28T03:55:27+00:00

I can't say I was expecting it to look so cute. D'aww.

Here's an owl too if you want more.

conjoltrane · 2012-09-28T04:15:29+00:00

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

HockeyBein · 2012-09-28T04:24:43+00:00

"Can I have a small cat please?"

closestyoulleverbe · 2012-09-28T02:10:03+00:00

"target acquired, prepare for your eyes to be removed human"

cynognathus · 2012-09-28T02:47:09+00:00

Phoenix is adorable.

Duramaximizer · 2012-09-28T03:09:35+00:00

Falcooooooonnnn EYESSSSSS!

RJM10_2 · 2012-09-28T03:11:56+00:00

I don't know why but I read Falcon Punch Version of Puppy Dog Eyes

haux · 2012-09-28T03:30:44+00:00

It's trying to decide whether to eat your face or not.

carrythefire · 2012-09-28T02:42:21+00:00

WTF is funny about this?

celticd208 · 2012-09-28T02:18:46+00:00

Kinda reminds me of Marahute...

raydeen · 2012-09-28T02:19:17+00:00

Falcon, I told you not to look but you looked anyway. What has been seen cannot be unseen. I hope you're happy now Falcon.

Mohavor · 2012-09-28T02:22:52+00:00

Looks more like the falcon version of the feline death stare.

scrubtechRush · 2012-09-28T02:23:38+00:00

sooo cute!!!

donthurtthisguy · 2012-09-28T02:27:42+00:00

Sirens, Hide the weed!

acntech · 2012-09-28T02:30:12+00:00

Right before he claws your face.

mrmateo · 2012-09-28T02:36:39+00:00

this should be in aww

IAMZEUSALMIGHTY · 2012-09-28T02:37:07+00:00

Ima gonna bite ya.

WutsUp · 2012-09-28T02:40:23+00:00

Go find your own target, Fox!

TuskedOdin · 2012-09-28T02:45:52+00:00

Your a falconer? And what species?

waterboy1321 · 2012-09-28T02:53:28+00:00

One more mouse? Please?

hello3titties · 2012-09-28T02:54:08+00:00

/r/aww

Paradoxide · 2012-09-28T02:57:59+00:00

Chick falcon eyes?

FalconOne · 2012-09-28T03:00:33+00:00

I wish my eyes were that cute

stoneyfish · 2012-09-28T03:06:03+00:00

Where's the angry bunny face?

DeLaNope · 2012-09-28T03:06:23+00:00

Little pointy face! I love him

nakon · 2012-09-28T03:06:32+00:00

DAWWWWWWWW :3

ju29ro · 2012-09-28T03:07:07+00:00

Except the falcon would see nothing wrong with ripping your face apart and eating your lips. The sad dog just wants to lick you.

seanpmc · 2012-09-28T03:07:20+00:00

Incoming peck to the eye in 3, 2, 1...

fm23457 · 2012-09-28T03:07:26+00:00

I'm not going to hurt you... I'm just going to peck your brains in!

steelfractal · 2012-09-28T03:10:08+00:00

"That's a nice piece of fish you've got there..."

bowhiker · 2012-09-28T03:10:29+00:00

Except the falcon can see every speck of dirt in every single pore on your face.

Enonymau5 · 2012-09-28T03:10:56+00:00

That's falcon awesome!

spear7750 · 2012-09-28T03:10:59+00:00

it's really just sizing you up for the kill.

birdthehorse · 2012-09-28T03:11:36+00:00

Frightful!

Psycho5275 · 2012-09-28T03:11:44+00:00

cuteness of death

Dr_Eleven · 2012-09-28T03:12:34+00:00

I read the title and thought captain falcon. I guess he has no puppy dog eyes.

auctionedkitten · 2012-09-28T03:12:36+00:00

You want this cookie? Here, you can have anything you want. <3

janetplanet · 2012-09-28T03:14:59+00:00

Awww, so cute a person could forget that it could easily break your fingers if it wanted.

red_au · 2012-09-28T03:16:03+00:00

It's the frowny beak and massive feet that pulls the whole look together.

TheReginator · 2012-09-28T03:16:41+00:00

I call him Captain Hawkeye Pierce.

C0MMANDO · 2012-09-28T03:17:02+00:00

Dem Ears!

Pownzerx · 2012-09-28T03:17:08+00:00

why do you keep on giving me crackers? (puppydog eyes) im not a parrot

mattk0re · 2012-09-28T03:17:37+00:00

Is it wrong that when falcon and dog appear in the same sentence I immediately think Michael Vick?

Jumped_On_That · 2012-09-28T03:18:25+00:00

This belongs in /r/aww.

escapist11 · 2012-09-28T03:19:36+00:00

AWWWWWWWWW!

luciousfan3012 · 2012-09-28T03:20:43+00:00

Just makes you want to toss that cutie a live mouse.

Dareiask · 2012-09-28T03:20:52+00:00

so cute this could be a close up of a baby robin if it weren't for the beak giving it away.

gogopogo · 2012-09-28T03:21:02+00:00

When I woke up this morning I never thought I would say "That falcon is soooo cute!" Out loud. Not in a million years.

Zexis · 2012-09-28T03:23:55+00:00

Bloodwing...);

RedTheDraken · 2012-09-28T03:24:00+00:00

O v O

Jeepfreak · 2012-09-28T03:24:43+00:00

Goddamn you, you adorable little shit!

blacklotus21 · 2012-09-28T03:25:59+00:00

I died on inside. Punching a wall to regain my manliness.

-shitty-photoshop- · 2012-09-28T03:28:25+00:00

r/aww will hate this

VarsityMcGee · 2012-09-28T03:29:12+00:00

"OH FINE! You may have another mouse..."

Thatsafunny · 2012-09-28T03:32:38+00:00

How could the Japanese ever concoct the notion that a creature this adorable could summon a fire kick?

TEXANNAMEDDAVIS · 2012-09-28T03:32:58+00:00

ScooterMcPherson · 2012-09-28T03:33:31+00:00

The look right before it pecks your eyes out.

johnlukepicard · 2012-09-28T03:34:04+00:00

i can haz murder?

justfalcon · 2012-09-28T03:36:34+00:00

attaboy!

Theriskyclick · 2012-09-28T03:37:41+00:00

You...you gonna eat that?

Zero_beet · 2012-09-28T03:47:09+00:00

Now we need is a puppy with falcon eyes and a small faced Obama

captain_kitty_cat · 2012-09-28T03:47:38+00:00

awwwhhh

buttnutela · 2012-09-28T03:47:44+00:00

Sh sh shawwww!

Utenlok · 2012-09-28T03:48:21+00:00

That's pretty falcon cute.

Axiomiat · 2012-09-28T03:49:17+00:00

Aww fox, you don't want a wingman? are you sure??? please can I go with you???

TotallyNotHitler · 2012-09-28T03:50:58+00:00

When you look into those eyes - the eyes of a aerial murder machine... you see something. You see this beast crying out...

"I pooped"

flamin_sheep · 2012-09-28T03:52:33+00:00

My thoughts before clicking: "Pssh how cute could a falcon possibly be.."

Click: "Oh. Well damn. That's pretty damn cute."

thelastmcnugget · 2012-09-28T03:52:41+00:00

What do you mean we're out of pretzels :(

bigpoppagus · 2012-09-28T03:54:24+00:00

All I can think is "What meme is going to spawn from this picture"

thegingest · 2012-09-28T03:58:32+00:00

c'Awwwww

SkippyTheDog · 2012-09-28T04:00:29+00:00

I don't think those are puppy dog eyes...I think those are more like falcon "HOLY SHIT" eyes.

ArgonGryphon · 2012-09-28T04:00:49+00:00

Treasure!

Its_Not_My_Blood · 2012-09-28T04:01:01+00:00

This should have been in AWWWWWWWWW

murdocjenkins · 2012-09-28T04:02:40+00:00

Thanks for the falcon

JCAPS766 · 2012-09-28T04:03:07+00:00

pleasepleasePLEASE feed me a rodent :)

WHPH13 · 2012-09-28T04:03:40+00:00

Yea nice and cute, then it tears your eyes out. Falcons are cool though!

telperiontree · 2012-09-28T04:05:06+00:00

That falcon is secretly plotting to kill you.

Those aren't puppy eyes. They're kitty eyes.

A_Lurker_Appears · 2012-09-28T04:05:39+00:00

Gimme a peck!

IamJacksUserName · 2012-09-28T04:07:37+00:00

SO....MUCH...CUTE....AAAHHHHH

jim_bred · 2012-09-28T04:07:41+00:00

I hope this is the birth of a meme.

AVeryMadFish · 2012-09-28T04:07:48+00:00

Can I pleeze haz ded rat?

SomeFakeInternetName · 2012-09-28T04:10:17+00:00

Somehow not as cute...

stedanko09 · 2012-09-28T04:14:46+00:00

Fappy eyes? hmm...

NJandhisvideos · 2012-09-28T04:15:00+00:00

Falcon EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEZZZZZZ!

nijikai · 2012-09-28T04:15:27+00:00

FALCON PLEAD

rdpulfer · 2012-09-28T04:16:07+00:00

Not a puppy eyes for the unfortunate roden it's bearing down on :)

pbaydari · 2012-09-28T04:17:34+00:00

And, we officially have a new confession meme.

Shanhaevel · 2012-09-28T04:21:52+00:00

A-... A-... A-... Awwww, dammit, couldn't hold it.

chrisj2178 · 2012-09-28T04:22:18+00:00

Am I the only person that thought of Toothless when they saw this?

Massive_Conquistador · 2012-09-28T04:23:37+00:00

I immediately thought of "Mine."

Jyaketto · 2012-09-28T04:23:53+00:00

How is that funny .

The4mccoys · 2012-09-28T04:24:55+00:00

Awwwww!!! I will give you a fishy!

denim-chicken · 2012-09-28T04:26:14+00:00

show me ya moves

Lepchin · 2012-09-28T04:27:05+00:00

FALCON AWWWWW!!!!

st4zz_4_l1f3 · 2012-09-28T04:28:56+00:00

This should be in r/aww but who cares! Nawww....

chrisgrizle · 2012-09-28T04:32:19+00:00

This is adorable and cute, but I don't see how it's funny..this belongs in r/aww

amberrgerr · 2012-09-28T04:44:07+00:00

LINDS WUT ARE YOU DOIN.

xpinxupx · 2012-09-28T04:50:22+00:00

This is the look he gives you right before he takes off at full speed and falcon punches you in your "aww" face.

vicoli · 2012-09-28T04:51:31+00:00

"in the armsss ooof the angelsss..."

mrsblg · 2012-09-28T05:00:16+00:00

ohhh...I didn't know I could've got a falcon

MrBurd · 2012-09-28T05:01:19+00:00

Would poke. :Y

SpinyLumpsucker · 2012-09-28T05:01:36+00:00

What type of falcon is this?

spacejam_vhs · 2012-09-28T05:09:32+00:00

FALCON PUN...awwww

Knaq · 2012-09-28T05:13:10+00:00

With those eyes, no privacy...

cactus1134 · 2012-09-28T05:13:16+00:00

thanks for the falcon.

Isatis_tinctoria · 2012-09-28T05:13:29+00:00

FALCON PUNCH!

Amigomontoya · 2012-09-28T05:15:37+00:00

They'll moonblink us!

SHITKEEPSFALLING · 2012-09-28T05:19:13+00:00

Sorry but...he looks like he wants to peck out my eyeballs.

Ninja_Pie · 2012-09-28T05:19:20+00:00

omg omg omg omg omg its soooooooooooooooooo CUTE

Grep2grok · 2012-09-28T05:24:03+00:00

The eyes of falcons are so large they lack extraocular muscles. So that's the same look a bird gets right before this one slams into it at 200 kph.

tsunobrat · 2012-09-28T05:28:58+00:00

Jake!

kingofthedesert · 2012-09-28T05:32:20+00:00

Looks badass and sweet.

Ryoma123 · 2012-09-28T05:35:33+00:00

Some douchebag is going to post this on advice animals...

Vinator · 2012-09-28T05:35:35+00:00

Oh, you

SpankWhoWithWhatNow · 2012-09-28T05:49:37+00:00

My boyfriend's Macaw has a look just like this.

Right before she bites me.

staypuftmallows7 · 2012-09-28T05:53:26+00:00

Am I the only one that thought "FALCON PUNCH!" without any reference to Super Smash Bros.?

TheLastTimeLord9320 · 2012-09-28T05:54:26+00:00

You think this is a mother fucking game?

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