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[–]caresquared 22 points23 points ago

What's really going on here?

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 42 points43 points ago

I honestly don't know. As far as I can tell, he is on the meth.

[–]420foy 16 points17 points ago

IIRC, there was a fly on the loose and it kept landing on him.

[–]FatHitman 3 points4 points ago

There was a fly buggin him.

[–]alfdog5755 0 points1 point ago

surely op will deliver us the original version??

[–]ElmoRocksLikePickles 15 points16 points ago

That just made my day. Upvote for you

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for you!

[–]MesomeIas 14 points15 points ago

Upvote for all of you!

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 11 points12 points ago

You too!

[–]MesomeIas 11 points12 points ago

Upvotes for everyone!

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 10 points11 points ago

You too!

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 16 points17 points ago

Hippies, all of you.

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for you too!

[–]redtitsrule 4 points5 points ago

UpVotin the Upvote

[–]mrjiels -1 points0 points ago

Downvotes for me! \o/

[–]moo753 2 points3 points ago

Everybody gets an upvote! You get an upvote, you get an upvote!

[–]Rathwood -1 points0 points ago

Komrade! In Soviet Russia, post upvotes YOU!

[–]zupman86 6 points7 points ago

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 1 point2 points ago

Haha

[–]Hefeweize 5 points6 points ago

Actually wat he was doing was making a joke live on sport center about how is aunt saw him nude and laffed at his small penis

[–]the_real_davenull[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hah. even better.

[–]SedatedLlama 1 point2 points ago

laffedlaffedlaffedlaffedlaffedlaffedlaffedlaffedLAUGHED

[–]clintmccool 1 point2 points ago

the upvotes to grammar ratio on this comment is absurd

[–]wolflife 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to some pretty heavy trance music that just happened to match with the touching. Conclusion: Shaq = raver.

[–]akbdayruiner 0 points1 point ago

This is the best.

[–]cleverquack 0 points1 point ago

Giggled silly. Thank you!

[–]Lippuringo 2 points3 points ago

Actually there is giant white-black hand that poke him. Why no one notice it?