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[–]lindseywitt 341 points342 points ago

You mean AWESOME, right? Lemon's the best!

[–]scrambles57 70 points71 points ago

Lemon and orange are equally best for me.

[–]magic_mermaids 15 points16 points ago

Honestly, I only like (love) orange and yellow. I give all other colors away.

[–]The_Jish 2 points3 points ago

We would have a bad time if we were to share a package of Starburst.

[–]goirish2200 1 point2 points ago

Yea, but if the two of you were each eating your own bag next to each other...

[–]Xandrez192 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, we can all get one of those giant bags, walk down the street eating the oranges and yellows, then throw the other colors at random people!

[–]magic_mermaids -1 points0 points ago

OR trade for more yellows!

[–]Vanisaris 26 points27 points ago

I have never heard anyone say they like the orange flavor...good for you, I guess.

[–]blackmist 8 points9 points ago

I used to have a co-worker who would rip open several huge bags of these, save up all the orange ones, then roll them together into a huge ball before eating it.

Just like real fruit, but with ingredients more suited to his 30 stone frame.

[–]_no_name 40 points41 points ago

Orange is amazing. I don't know why so many people don't like it.

[–]Pointy130 42 points43 points ago

CITRUS FLAVORS UNITE

[–]kevyn_chung 4 points5 points ago

No... seriously UNITE THAT SHIT, meshing lemon and orange flavors together is awesome.

[–]Throwawaychica 8 points9 points ago

Unless you've taken the pregnancy glucose test and then you can never enjoy orange flavored anything again.

[–]LibraryRulesRule 3 points4 points ago

I've taken the glucose test (not for a pregnancy), and it just tasted like way too syrupy fruit juice.

[–]MAYhien 2 points3 points ago

I love you.

[–]Throwawaychica 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome.

[–]palegothic 1 point2 points ago

Done that twice and as long as it's cold it wasn't horrible. Kinda tasted like super sweet Sunkist.

[–]Throwawaychica 0 points1 point ago

I still cringe when I think about it. I had to do the 3 hour testing too, that one was horrible.

[–]feimin -1 points0 points ago

That is an actual beverage in Ireland, is hugely popular.

[–]Baby-Haroro 1 point2 points ago

Orange is seriously the best. I hate yellow though. My parents bought a big bag of starbursts a while ago, and i started off eating all the oranges, then reds, then pinks, and just left every single yellow in the bag.

[–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago

I hate yellow though.

Yeah I hate yellow flavored stuff too.

[–]Zebezd 1 point2 points ago

Aww, yellow is my favourite tea flavour.

[–]EffrumScufflegrit 1 point2 points ago

And where is this giant bag of yellows now!?!?!

[–]missgonzo 1 point2 points ago

Orange flavoured candy is the best flavoured candy.

[–]Vayre 0 points1 point ago

Orange is the best flavour in any type of sweet

[–]hypotyposis 4 points5 points ago

Pink is where it's at.

[–]Tybob51 5 points6 points ago

bleh... Strawberry starburst are the worst, excluding the tropical flavors.

[–]SenorHindsight 4 points5 points ago

You shut that whore mouth!

[–]SilasX93 0 points1 point ago

Pink is fucking legit dude.

[–]Tybob51 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes for both of you! There are sane people in this world, or maybe insane, whichever it is, I like you two.

[–]accioreddit 0 points1 point ago

Orange is the shit! Everyone hates it though....more for us I guess

[–]KrangsArms 0 points1 point ago

Lemon is hands-down second best. How could anybody argue that pink isn't the best? Hey, what flavor is pink, anyways?

[–]scrambles57 0 points1 point ago

This would be the perfect time for one of my favorite clips from one of my favorite movies, but I can't find it. I'll have to describe it in case you haven't seen it. In "5 Minutes of Heaven," the main guys steal a car and find a bag of pastries in the back seats. They have pink frosting on them. The dialogue goes "What color is it?" "Pink!" "Fuckin' hell! Fuckin' hell, how did they know?!" You also must imagine this in heavy Irish accents and outrageous excitement.

[–]mythril98 0 points1 point ago

I just don't like the red ones. The others are amazing.

[–]molliepop351 40 points41 points ago

I second that opinion.

[–]onox27 23 points24 points ago

i third that opinion

[–]salsapants27 19 points20 points ago

Fourth!

[–]yaegs 16 points17 points ago

Fifth?

[–]cIumsythumbs 12 points13 points ago

Element.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 2 points3 points ago

mool-tee-pass

[–]Svennusmax 1 point2 points ago

HODOR!

[–]The_Great_Phoenix 0 points1 point ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[–]YouCantBeSeirous 1 point2 points ago

AND MY AXE

[–]freezway 15 points16 points ago

Lemon is also awesome because in most other candies yellow is "shitty banana"

[–]makesterriblejokes 5 points6 points ago

Don't you dare dis banana, the second best fruit flavor of all time right after mango!

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 8 points9 points ago

No. I refuse to believe anyone likes banana flavored candy.

[–]Combustibutt 1 point2 points ago

I was initially utterly confused by this comment, because banana lollies are the shit. Then while looking for a photo I realised that apparently only Australia has these lollies. So. I think you guys just have inferior banana lolly flavourings.

[–]CandySkewers2 1 point2 points ago

Dem tasty, banana Lollies... Also, yay, Australia!

[–]freezway 1 point2 points ago

Well Australians also seem to think vegemite is good, so they don't really count.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 0 points1 point ago

Those look kind of like yellow circus peanuts. Which are abhorrent in both flavor and texture. Are they sort of like dense marshmallows?

[–]makesterriblejokes 1 point2 points ago

Banana laffy taffy, banana runts, umm... I can't really think of other candies that have banana in them. Probably a restriction the government has implemented to stop the US from becoming more obese because banana flavor candy is so delicious.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 0 points1 point ago

This is false. Those are the worst flavors. Of anything.

[–]pacbat 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure the flavored tootsie rolls have a yummy banana option too, but it's been a while since i've had them so i can't be certain...

[–]peteroh9 0 points1 point ago

Is this a terrible joke?

[–]makesterriblejokes 0 points1 point ago

No, you just have a faulty gustatory.

[–]ShleeCat 7 points8 points ago

You get an upvote for having awesome taste! Lemon is supreme!

[–]matts41 2 points3 points ago

You are insane lindseywitt.

[–]lindseywitt 0 points1 point ago

I know <3

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 1 point2 points ago

Dear diary, Jackpot.

[–]tryshapepper[S] 5 points6 points ago

Not for me but my boyfriend loves lemon.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I bet he also loves cock.

[–]cIumsythumbs 6 points7 points ago

She can look forward to the lemon parties in his later years.

[–]Mwasch 3 points4 points ago

I very much enjoy lemon more than any other flavour, but I respect your preference.

[–]InGordWeTrust 1 point2 points ago

I like Orange better, and so I made Orange Starburst Vodka.

[–]jarejay 0 points1 point ago

I was surprised to see that they are all equal

And it a pattern, nonetheless. They're packaged like that intentionally

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, but not all of their products end up that way. Likewise there seems to be different distribution on a lot of candy's flavours. Like when I did Campinos candies, there were hardly any peach compared to strawberry / cherry.

[–]lindseywitt 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome! My sister and I tried to make Skittle Vodka a while back... It didn't end well.

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

Well I certainly recommend making sure you separate the colours, otherwise it turns into a brown sweet mess. Secondly don't use too much vodka. That can make it too strong for people, and they won't like that.

[–]VonMeatstein 1 point2 points ago

You my friend are correct. Lemon is the best. If there was a way I could make some sort of lemon party for all the people who love this flavor...

[–]lindseywitt 0 points1 point ago

You know, there already is a website for that...

[–]fuck_aww 0 points1 point ago

See, normally Lemon is my favorite flavor for anything.

I specifically do not like the yellow starburst because the lemon flavor is so weak. It just tastes dull.

Red on the other hand has a very strong and enjoyable flavor.

[–]Serpantking45 0 points1 point ago

I concur good sir. You have my respect.

[–]Amberburry 24 points25 points ago

Dude, where did all these lemon lovers come from?!!

[–]RBeck 31 points32 points ago

I know, we should have a lemon party!

[–]tryshapepper[S] 12 points13 points ago

Right?

[–]jcasb 3 points4 points ago

pink all the way

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Hell yeah! Finally!

[–]ligerpotumus 2 points3 points ago

this is fucking bullshit, imgur is down for me

[–]spiffy20 2 points3 points ago

I thought that was the joke for a second lol

[–]Higgz 16 points17 points ago

I'm calling Karma Conspiracy on this ish.

[–]clown_pants 4 points5 points ago

What's the problem with... Oh, they're probably all yellow. Check comments, yup.

Colorblind problems, bro.

[–]eeninety 6 points7 points ago

THE THINGS I WOULD GIVE UP FOR THIS... THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But of course this shit never happens to me..

[–]Hellothereawesome 1 point2 points ago

THE THINGS!!!OMG MAN THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Santa_Claauz 18 points19 points ago

fuck you lemon is delicious

[–]HandShoes 11 points12 points ago

Lemon is delicious.

[–]admiralgringo 9 points10 points ago

FUCK YOU LEMON IS DELICIOUS AND YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE

[–]wutitdopikachu 4 points5 points ago

Starburst...the only candy where I like the lemon flavor the most.

[–]bananahammic 5 points6 points ago

Is yellow cheaper to make, or does starburst just do this to piss people off?

[–]Wildcard35 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, gonna have to disagree. Lemon is #1

[–]BlitzkriegPoptart 3 points4 points ago

Lemon the best.

[–]The-Mathematician 3 points4 points ago

Its like you aren't even a real person.

[–]l30 2 points3 points ago

[–]stb14808 1 point2 points ago

It is fucking bullshit. Because we all know that none of those packages gave you 2 lemons.

[–]elevatorbuttons 7 points8 points ago

DUDE LEMON AND STRAWBERRY. MIX THEM... so fucking worth it

[–]DeySeeMeLurkin 6 points7 points ago

JACKPOT

[–]hellomskitty 7 points8 points ago

WHY DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME I LOVE THE LEMON ONES!

[–]SwagerSmurf 0 points1 point ago

Well at least we know we're no in the Matrix...There is only on pill.

[–]RevClamJuice 2 points3 points ago

This is the first post to make me actually laugh out loud in months. I know the pain, those halloween starburst are bullshit. I always got the flavors I liked least. Always orange and strawberry. Cherry's my favorite, but lemon pulls a close second. Skittles are a similar candy. Lots of orange, lime and lemon but always a surprising shortage of cherry and grape. At least the regular Starburst packs have an equal amount of each. Now and Later and Mambo take it to the next level by individually wrapping each flavor. And furthermore, Now and Later is cool enough to offer individual packs of single flavors so I can exclude the flavors I don't like entirely. And on the cheap. SOURCE: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

What is wrong with you?

[–]RevClamJuice 1 point2 points ago

I really enjoy candy and often see a disproportionate amount of the flavors I enjoy?

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

But they're the wrong flavors.

[–]RevClamJuice 0 points1 point ago

Hey, everyone has different tastes. If we were hanging out I'd give you the flavors I don't like.

[–]slack_attack_devival 2 points3 points ago

fucking lemon-cursed. i get that shit sometimes too

[–]Cloud87man 2 points3 points ago

Bullshit? That's a JACKPOT

[–]Vidmerz 2 points3 points ago

[–]plumwhatyo 2 points3 points ago

Why so much hating on lemon?

[–]Bbmaster91 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it. Do they manufacture extra lemon ones on purpose to piss people off?

[–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

That's alot of rage for some candy.

[–]smells_like_robots 0 points1 point ago

You poor, poor man.

[–]PresidentSuperDog 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere I hear Nelson Muntz laughing at you.

[–]Chizum 0 points1 point ago

Lemon's my favorite so not really. The more sour the better.

[–]joshuad80 0 points1 point ago

Why did my mind go straight to someone having sex with cow shit when I read your title?

[–]Bletz 0 points1 point ago

LEMON IS THE BEEEEEAST

[–]tylerf85249 0 points1 point ago

Lucky! Go get a lotto ticket!

[–]iAMtheTROUBLEDone 0 points1 point ago

Im still waiting for Nutella Starbursts.

[–]Drderp134 0 points1 point ago

NO! Its yellow.

[–]Dranx17 0 points1 point ago

You got juiced

[–]DanaKaZ 0 points1 point ago

Okay, dafuq is going on with this stupid candy?

[–]Ungrateful_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking amazing.

FTFY.

[–]Bardlar 0 points1 point ago

I'll have 'em!

[–]Everdope 0 points1 point ago

I'm jealous

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

I'd sue.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

Oh you got the ol' lemon screwball. Not as bad as the ol' lemon party screwball. In fact one would say your screwball is much better.

[–]grumbo1563 1 point2 points ago

I like the lemon ones... Jerk...

[–]Fusaah 1 point2 points ago

I would stack all of them and overdose on their lemony goodness...

[–]Panderer -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck invented the lemon flavor???? What a waste. Purposely choosing lemon just says "I have no taste buds whatsoever and could care less about what I could possibly be putting in my mouth."

[–]serbeejalot 0 points1 point ago

Lemon and cherry. Squish them together!

[–]ANONANONONO 0 points1 point ago

So that's why I keep getting all pink ones...

[–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago

Well at least it wasn't orange

[–]boomgood 1 point2 points ago

Lemon is the most underrated flavor.

[–]findgretta 0 points1 point ago

At least they weren't orange...

Pink, Red/Yellow,___________________________________, Orange. That is the order of tastiness.

[–]Loafie 0 points1 point ago

aren't those those ones that shrink your nuts because of the yellow #5 or w/e. That was the myth when i was in junior high anyway, nobody ever ate those.

[–]Christopha 0 points1 point ago

Yes, the amount of waste in all that packaging for a low nutrition food is fucking bullshit!

[–]MutantstyleZ -1 points0 points ago

DIS IS WEDDIT UBOATS FOR DA PINK STARBISTS xD CANT HAVE DA YELLOWS!

[–]Dudedood 0 points1 point ago

Why is this bullshit? As long as they aren't fucking red, they're great.

[–]Dominiking 0 points1 point ago

For me it is Red > Yellow > Pink > Orange

[–]danwroy 1 point2 points ago

Karma karma karma karma karma karma karma karma karma karma

[–]VeteranKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

When life gives you lemon starburst you make lemon sarburstade.

[–]CaptainOblivious41 0 points1 point ago

Every. Fucking. Time. Starbursts know what we want, but they won't let us have it. I feel like that's what hell is: Normal life, but everytime you open a starburst, it turns to Lemon.

[–]MrBrown89 -1 points0 points ago

When I clicked on this, it took me to the imgur file not found page. I totally agreed. Then I realized there was an actual picture here at some point. Fuck, I'm high.

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

I'd fire of some emails and maybe a regular letter. If that doesn't do anything, then maybe you should stab a motherfucker.

[–]Durandir 0 points1 point ago

I don't even think we have these here in Norway. I am missing out, aren't I?

[–]nunsexmonkrock 0 points1 point ago

Yellow is my favorite and I would be happy! Any Lemon flavored candy is awesome! Except I hate the surprise when yellow candy is banana...

My favorite is Nobel Super Lemon!: http://www.efooddepot.com/images/products/A/7827.jpg

[–]WillskE 0 points1 point ago

i am sick and tired of these posts about these dam star bursts, id be happy if they were even available in NZ..

[–]imcarissa 0 points1 point ago

Where's the guy who wrote lemon starburst was a mouthful of hate?This came to mind.

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

Lmao. Halloween. The one time of year Starbursts does it best

[–]CockSlapsBitches 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for mutual feelings of pain.

[–]SDcowboy82 -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes it seems like starburst treat their candy like a trading card game.

[–]Sokonomi 1 point2 points ago

Whats really bullshit is 3 wrappers to get to the candy.

[–]ishitmypants2 0 points1 point ago

One day they will turn yellow into fucking banana flavor and you will long for the days of the lemon Starburst!

[–]hammsfamms 0 points1 point ago

at least it's not robitussin red

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

Totally thought those were banana flavor and was all "I feel your pain, bro". Then the comments told me they're lemon. FUCK YOU tryshapepper (not really)! Saved by the comments again from caring about someone.

[–]icanttriforce 0 points1 point ago

We don't get lemon ones here in the UK. Be thankful!

[–]mcartz33 0 points1 point ago

Fuck cherry. This is awesome.

[–]DeafBeatz 0 points1 point ago

Its like trying to win the lottery

[–]redditsuxdicks 0 points1 point ago

Fucking 8th graders.... Chocolate rules.....even better with peanut butter.... Give me a Reese's and you can eat that paraffin shit...

[–]vrosej10 0 points1 point ago

Lemon is awesome! Y all the hate for lemon?

[–]brandorobot 0 points1 point ago

Unless of course that's your favorite flavor.

[–]Jake1983 0 points1 point ago

But I like yellow...

[–]UnderW0LF 0 points1 point ago

wemon is my favowit tho....

[–]SHINNYYYY 0 points1 point ago

"This is fucking bullshit", from the man that purchased three of them ;)

[–]lolwutalan 0 points1 point ago

The fucking best bullshit.

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[–]jbrittles 0 points1 point ago

did you mean literally?... uh..yeah good one..

[–]shawn_iz 0 points1 point ago

Make Lemonade ??

[–]jbrittles 0 points1 point ago

I love the yellow!!!! yellow and pink all day baby

[–]jazzman007 0 points1 point ago

And now I feel like I'm going to be bashed because my favourite's pink....

[–]quaglady 0 points1 point ago

Mail them to meeee. Those are my favorite. If this is a thing on reddit, i would like to collect all unloved yellow starburst.

[–]nerdjam45 0 points1 point ago

But I like yellows...

[–]denverdub808 0 points1 point ago

signs that our Dark Lord Cthulhu is rising!!!

[–]ClockworkINTP 1 point2 points ago

Buy bag of starburst put all the yellow together next to empty packages Profit!

[–]Shane112358 0 points1 point ago

Probability: [(1/4)2]3 = 0.0244%

Lower than I would have thought, actually.

[–]boxesfullofpepe 0 points1 point ago

I would literally cum my pants if that happened to me

[–]DieSeKtoR 0 points1 point ago

Taste the rainbow!!... If rainbows are now solid yellow and taste like ass..

[–]SaltFrog -1 points0 points ago

[–]LaxeCas -1 points0 points ago

should put him in flying ufo and fake the best alien landing ever

[–]SamFryer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, orange and yellow is where it's at. Fuck pink and red.

[–]pooponagoose 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Diablo 3 drop rate.

[–]Thatswhyirun 0 points1 point ago

As the guy who is allergic to food coloring, I miss these. Red and Pink are where it's at. I miss fruity pebbles also.

[–]milk_b4_cereal -1 points0 points ago

I thought you were on about retarded packs of two starburst

[–]jiah3000 0 points1 point ago

You just hit the jackpot!

[–]Thendofreason 0 points1 point ago

FAKE

[–]CandySkewers2 0 points1 point ago

I feel all alone with my love and affections for the cherry flavour starbursts...

[–]NightOwl58 0 points1 point ago

What

Lemon is the best flavor. You don't deserve this.

[–]tj_hooker 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg.

[–]magnettics 0 points1 point ago

Look at the Starburst, and how they shine for you, and everything you do. And they were all yellow.

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

[–]ehheh 0 points1 point ago

Dude what more proof do u need that there is no god? Atheists 1. Theologians 0

[–]poleethman 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to come out and say it:

If you like lemon, you're a pedophile.

[–]SgtPingwen 1 point2 points ago

I'm a pedophile. Noice.

[–]brakstone91 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I think this is bullshit too

[–]PrisonerOfTHX1138 0 points1 point ago

this is the Worst!

[–]secretlyalone 0 points1 point ago

Got an entire bag. Not a single pink. :(

[–]0pAwesome 0 points1 point ago

I guess you have to be American to get this?

[–]Serpantking45 0 points1 point ago

The lemons are my favorite. I would rename this post: Heaven.

[–]Agmisabeast 0 points1 point ago

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE

WHO LIKES YELLOW STARBURST?

[–]peteroh9 1 point2 points ago

This is glorious.