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[–]awrobot 104 points105 points ago

So I guess I might be a sick fuck but I laughed really hard at this. It is the perfect single image summary of my sense of humor.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 46 points47 points ago

[–]Titaboireefah 21 points22 points ago

Oh deer.

[–]CardinalBloom 0 points1 point ago

Was this taken outside the Venice Inn?

[–]nafarius333 -4 points-3 points ago

Doe you think that was crossing the line a bit?

[–]charmlessman1 3 points4 points ago

Aaaaand this.

[–]mausertm 2 points3 points ago

[–]M1k3tehrippa 1 point2 points ago

Sweet sweet justice.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 3 points4 points ago

Ha ha, right there with ya buddy. Black humour is simply the best.

[–]charmlessman1 -1 points0 points ago

BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!!

[–]dinasoars 3 points4 points ago

I felt so bad, but I could not stop laughing, I guess I am just shameless

[–]ImpeccableJames -1 points0 points ago

You both are getting all my free free karma.whores.

[–]BracedPolecat -1 points0 points ago

I know right? Such a party animal

[–]steam_crust 1 point2 points ago

i came in here to see if there was anyone else as disturbed as me. i laughed so hard i cried. i feel guilty about laughing, but i'm still giggling.

[–]fckyoupayme 0 points1 point ago

same here

[–]Kreivi -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah I dunno... maybe in a cartoon sense I might find it amusing but thinking that someone pulled over, stuck that thing in the animal corpse (and probably found it "fucking funny, bro!") is a bit too much of insensitivity towards the poor dead thing.

Or maybe it's because the stomach of the dead fella has bloated like a balloon that makes it more curious than anything else.

[–]CheekyMunky 4 points5 points ago

Dead things are not poor and insensitivity matters to them not at all.

[–]Kreivi 0 points1 point ago

So at one point "Haha animal!" and at another "Lol dead! Haha!"? That's stupid. It's just too easy and simple. I don't want to give a life lesson what I think about life and death because that's not what this place is about.

Besides, I made a funny but it didn't get across.

[–]hyliancreed 11 points12 points ago

poor deer :(

[–]OnlyAMuffin 69 points70 points ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Op. Ok, everyone shut up. Maybe he will go away.

[–]biggmclargehuge[S] 120 points121 points ago

I literally cannot stop sucking dicks

[–]friday6700 73 points74 points ago

[–]Hellothereawesome 9 points10 points ago

OP; what a faggot.

[–]friday6700 7 points8 points ago

It's one constant in the universe. OP is always a faggot.

Except when he's not.

[–]agnotastic 2 points3 points ago

Those aren't ducks :-/

[–]chickwith2dicks 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop sucking dicks? Hmm...

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Checks hair in mirror

Well hello there. Oh myyy.

[–]el3kt2ik 1 point2 points ago

OP.

[–]CartmanVT -4 points-3 points ago

And now I can't stop thinking if there could ever be an MST3k for bad pornos...

[–]nssone 0 points1 point ago

[–]Josh_The_Boss -3 points-2 points ago

There can't. :(

[–]SongofHealing 6 points7 points ago

Saved.

[–]imariaprime 3 points4 points ago

This has infinite uses.

[–]Alxariam 4 points5 points ago

Calling OP a faggot, and...?

[–]unohoo09 0 points1 point ago

Well, calling OP a faggot as well, you can't count that one out.

[–]imariaprime 0 points1 point ago

Infinite OPs must be infinitely called faggots.

[–]Lefty07 7 points8 points ago

[–]bullsbulls 18 points19 points ago

Does this mean the live-action remake of Bambi isn't happening?

[–]THE_PENGUIN_KING -1 points0 points ago

I guess they'll make Zombie Bambi then.

[–]The_Real_Santa_Claus 3 points4 points ago

Zombi

[–]nafarius333 0 points1 point ago

[–]JSLEnterprises 14 points15 points ago

[–]sudsomatic 1 point2 points ago

Must be the same guy because it's the same balloon.

[–]collegedropout 53 points54 points ago

Right before my mom died her good friend showed up to the hospital with a get well gift. It was a bit awkward because about 10 minutes later my mom died. I felt bad for her. She had no idea. This picture reminds me of that.

[–]awrobot 57 points58 points ago

Oh jeeze. Really sorry about your mom, but shit you're kind of a Debbie Downer.

[–]arte444 31 points32 points ago

That was his moms name.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 1 point2 points ago

[sad trombone]

[–]nafarius333 -2 points-1 points ago

Plot Twist: Awrobot is Debbie.

[–]TrulyAPatriot 11 points12 points ago

yea dude that story and your username...I'm just...I'm sorry.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE -1 points0 points ago

Assuming she was conscious, she probably thought it was nice and/or laughed at it.

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 2 points3 points ago

This was in Sharpsville, PA, before the bridge I think? Anyway, by Donofrio's grocery store. Cool stuff because our county is boring as shit.

[–]Two_Arm_Somalian 0 points1 point ago

As a summer penndot worker, I can attest that most rural counties in pa are boring as shit

[–]Rynnecuh -1 points0 points ago

Oh god I laughed so hard on my way to work when I saw that and then I thought somebody in my hood is a redditor!

[–]Subtilian -3 points-2 points ago

I think so. I wasn't going to say Sharpsville, but I definitely saw it on Facebook several months ago. I think a friend of mine took it.

[–]jmn3235 1 point2 points ago

I dont know if its still there but I saw this on my way to work this morning. It was in sharpsville someone must have tied the balloon on last night.

[–]Subtilian 0 points1 point ago

Well then they copied the idea from someone else in nearby Pennsylvania from a few weeks ago. Is that better or worse than a repost?

[–]awrobot 0 points1 point ago

Dead doe and a mylar balloon. Cool stuff.

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 1 point2 points ago

If you lived in Mercer county, anything outside of trees makes your day different.

[–]joewardpr 2 points3 points ago

Someday you will find yourself in a situation where a balloon like this is hovering above you. Ask someone to post a picture so we can giggle.

[–]zoraphina 3 points4 points ago

This is really sad :(

[–]lyricalsaint 2 points3 points ago

Who knew reddit enjoyed the exploitation of dead animals so much.

[–]WhatsFonzieLike 9 points10 points ago

[–]chipjet 12 points13 points ago

Where did his deer family even get that balloon? Is there some deer store in the forest selling deer balloons for occasions like this? Where are deer balloons manufactured? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

[–]Stack_jungles 12 points13 points ago

Yes

[–]cheapinvite1 2 points3 points ago

And with the helium shortage too.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 17 points18 points ago

Play dead! Good boy!

Now do "Kim Kardashian having sex"! Good boy!

Now do "Sleeping Beauty"! Good boy!

Now do "Sorority girl who left her drink unattended!" Good boy!

Now do "Joe Biden at an Obama Speech!" Good boy!

[–]ninjajake1499 21 points22 points ago

I'm so stupid that I didn't catch on and actually clicked evey single link. Facepalm

[–]OneSilentE 11 points12 points ago

reddit enhancement suite

[–]nmeseth 11 points12 points ago

[RES ignored duplicate image]

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry. I did the same thing. I thought my phone was broken.

[–]theoneandonlyMrMars 0 points1 point ago

Yep, I am not a clever man.

[–]Im_not_bob 1 point2 points ago

I'm just gonna rest here a little while.

[–]DerpLasagnaBeers 0 points1 point ago

BOB JOHNSON

[–]mcgoo352 2 points3 points ago

Rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

And if not, we could cut that meat!

[–]cis_regulatory 2 points3 points ago

Oh Deer.

[–]Oncewaslove -1 points0 points ago

Off route 97? Unless someone somewhere else did this recently, which would be weird.

[–]wx3 -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Beer Fest when he wakes up next to a dead deer

[–]lankety 0 points1 point ago

I logged in for the sole purpose of upvoting this.

[–]Palmaaa 0 points1 point ago

i first read "Get well bacon"

[–]ConceptualLogic 1 point2 points ago

I see your deer and raise you mine. http://i.imgur.com/UExk9.jpg

[–]ilikecheeseforreal 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this.

And then I looked at it again, and continued to laugh. I then showed it to all of my roommates who called me a sick fuck and told me to get a better sense of humor. But it was okay because I was looking at a picture of a deer with a get well balloon. All is well.

[–]Travenous9 0 points1 point ago

This just made my Day! HAHAHAHAHA

[–]StarHat 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn I've seen this reposted with so much karma so many times.

[–]urbangentlman 0 points1 point ago

THIS! This is the shit I live for

I was on a sales call when I opened this.....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

[–]NCOICofReddit 0 points1 point ago

Thanks a lot, asshole.

I'm in the waiting room at my doctor's office and I just pulled this up on my phone, I'm pretty sure the rest of the room thinks I have some sort of manic disorder now.

[–]bestdadfapday 0 points1 point ago

from the makers of "free cat" presents you "get well soon dear"

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

dark

[–]jmn3235 -2 points-1 points ago

Saw this on my way to work this morning. WHO ARE YOU YOU HAVE TO LIVE CLOSE TO MY HOUSE!

[–]Steinocity -4 points-3 points ago

Fucking reposts...

[–]CoupledPerfect -2 points-1 points ago

No one else seemed to notice :/ I see this like once a week.

[–]NotAnotherHong 0 points1 point ago

What I love about this is that someone took the time to buy the damn balloon, and came back. This smacks of great smartassery. I approve. Unless someone was coming home from the hospital with all the paraphernalia. But they still had to be strong in smartassery to stop!

[–]Nipple-Copter -1 points0 points ago

Please post this to /r/aww.

[–]JiveTurk3y 0 points1 point ago

As somebody who recently totalled his car on a deer: FUCK DEER

Louis C.K. (peace be upon him) put it best

"you broke my mirror you faggot cunt nigger deer!"

[–]superyellow07 -3 points-2 points ago

Hahaha. I haven't laughed so hard all day.

[–]Majax2 -2 points-1 points ago

Moderately concerned about myself. Laughed pretty hard

[–]rp_rEVOLution 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why I laughed so hard at this....

Now I feel terrible...

[–]Connor71 -3 points-2 points ago

What a faggot cunt nigger deer

[–]BobOneLoveMarley 0 points1 point ago

was this in louisiana ?

[–]biggmclargehuge[S] -2 points-1 points ago

pennsylvania

[–]poprocksncoke 0 points1 point ago

Near Franklin? I got this in a text from one of my friends who lives there.

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 0 points1 point ago

it was funny the first time I saw it years ago when it was a dead squirrel with a get well soon balloon tied to it. In the years since I've seen the same shit over and over but with different animals. There's a bunch of uncreative weirdos out there tying balloons to dead animals. who does this?

[–]shadow34345 -1 points0 points ago

This is fucking great.

[–]dick_farmer -2 points-1 points ago

So does one see the deer and then go but the balloon, come back and place it? Or did the person have it on hand already?

[–]davidmoffitt 0 points1 point ago

It'll buff out

[–]zamiel4tw -5 points-4 points ago

I had four different friends drive by there today just to get photos, post them on facebook, reshare it around, and now I see it on here?! That's it, I'm going by tomorrow and moving the dead SOB and putting a "thank you" note up.

[–]I_wearnopants -4 points-3 points ago

No you didn't. Because this is a repost from months ago.

[–]SucksAtFormatting -1 points0 points ago

But the OP's picture is infinitely better than either of those.

[–]I_wearnopants -1 points0 points ago

Those are two of the others that were posted months ago too...

[–]YEASTY_CUNT -1 points0 points ago

He speaks the truth. I drove past this today.

[–]I_wearnopants -3 points-2 points ago

Then why are those two pictures ones that were posted originally?

[–]zamiel4tw 2 points3 points ago

I'm way too tired right now to go through my facebook feed, screenshot, add to imgur. But yes, yes I did.

[–]Killa_beez29 -1 points0 points ago

suck a dick son

[–]Teranek -5 points-4 points ago

This made me laugh so hard

[–]Freddie_AppsHero -4 points-3 points ago

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!

[–]Jedmac90 -3 points-2 points ago

I was sure I was going to test the theory of whether you can kill yourself by laughing too much, because I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard for so long.

[–]BisonHide -3 points-2 points ago

Where the fuck did they find a helium balloon?

[–]chuang-tzu -5 points-4 points ago

That is the worst thing I have experienced today. Ok, ok. The fact that I laughed out loud at that is the worst thing I have experienced today. But the picture is a close second.

[–]alfdog5755 -3 points-2 points ago

I wish him a speedy recovery....

[–]MischevilDD -3 points-2 points ago

This is genius.

[–]moogoesthecat -5 points-4 points ago

I was walking up Broadway in Manhattan and spotted an utterly demolished pigeon, just completely ground into the asphalt by some car; it looked like pigeon paste. And I imagined an innocent balloon floating next to it that read, "Get well soon." And I burst out laughing.

[–]incandesantlite 0 points1 point ago

or one that says "So it goes" too many people don't read in the US so nobody would probably get mine though.

[–]Swatywan -5 points-4 points ago

That was freaking hilarious! Thank you!