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[–]Steamr0ller 651 points652 points ago

Congrats for being the first ZOOM reference I have ever seen on Reddit.

[–]HaydenTheFox 121 points122 points ago

I actually forgot this show existed.

[–]DeezyCheezy 41 points42 points ago

Hubow cubould yubou fuborgubet thubis shubow?

[–]sadhound55 9 points10 points ago

Fuck... I spent to much time learning to speak like that then i was able to rattle off any sentence like it was absolutely nothing.

[–]Nougat 4 points5 points ago

[–]HaydenTheFox 13 points14 points ago

This was my version. They even had the token black and Asian kids.

[–]frponkus 2 points3 points ago

I love the guttural "UH-HUH" the black girl lets out towards the end.

[–]Anubis43 32 points33 points ago

There have been plenty of them on /r/boston

I think it was every Boston kid's dream to be on ZOOM.

[–]laurlaur50 12 points13 points ago

I think it was every kid's dream to be on ZOOM. At least every kid who only had public television.

[–]Jayers 19 points20 points ago

This may or may not make me better than you but I saw a Zoom! reference in a nostalgia thread in /r/askreddit

[–]richards2kreider 205 points206 points ago

first time i masturbated i had no idea what was going on

[–]SebackAttack 146 points147 points ago

next thing i knew i was on the ground thinking i sneezed with my wang.

[–]justbecausewhynot 80 points81 points ago

Dat mini pleasure seizure feel.

Its a shame after 10 years since then It dosnt feel the same. But still feels good.

[–]toebirdie 49 points50 points ago

Just don't do it for about a month.

[–]Braprap 20 points21 points ago

And use your left hand

[–]push_ecx_0x00 15 points16 points ago

no, use your mouth

[–]spillycayo 6 points7 points ago

i tried that. for the past 10 years.

[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

... or someone elses left hand.

[–]Widespread_Panic 9 points10 points ago

I'm still chasing that first high.

You know, now that I think about it....I've been doing it since I was probably 12, for 14 years straight. I've probably done it at least once a day since I was 14.

Would that mean that I'm addicted to masturbation? I mean, if I replaced masterbated with smoked crack, I'd be considered a crack head. Chew on that for a minute. [6]

[–]mcstanky 13 points14 points ago

I thought i pissed myself.

[–]q77e 10 points11 points ago

and it felt good

[–]username4518 6 points7 points ago

I was freaking out because I didnt know so much cum would come out and felt disgusted about my right hand. Now its like "Who gives a shit?"

[–]SinatraFan77 8 points9 points ago

This appears to be /r/nocontext worthy.

[–]mrbucket777 66 points67 points ago

Yeah I was like WHAT THE FUCK JUST SHOT OUT OF MY DICK and FUCK IT FELT SO GOOD

[–]mistermegusta69 111 points112 points ago

first time I jerked it nothing came out.

[–]Dvdrummer360 110 points111 points ago

thanks for sharing

[–]mrbucket777 21 points22 points ago

first time for me it shot like 3 feet straight up in the air, apparently there was a lot of force built up in there

[–]sgtpppr 113 points114 points ago

Probably because you were 27.

[–]8BitGaming 65 points66 points ago

[–]mrbucket777 12 points13 points ago

6th grade. I had some project for health class on exercise and found scantly clad women working out and it went from there.

[–]sgtpppr 15 points16 points ago

I'm just playing. You set me up and the power of satan compelled me to type it.

[–]NoMoreGhostVotes 9 points10 points ago

And that's why they call you Mr. Bucket.

[–]Golisten2LennyWhite 3 points4 points ago

Me too. It took a while to get "normal"

[–]Roy141 40 points41 points ago

It was dark, thought I was bleeding out my dick.

"Oh God, I broke it!" - Exact thoughts.

[–]Braprap 9 points10 points ago

From the sex ed video I had seen, I had the impression men kept ejaculating throughout sex. I was disappointed with the 4 or 5 spurts, even though it felt amazing.

I then planned to masturbate properly, and I would keep ejaculating for longer next time now I knew what I was doing. The same thing happened again. :(

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 2 points3 points ago

I can top you. I had hardcore magazines. They all ended with a moneyshot where the guy tugged on his junk. I thought you were supposed to be able to make yourself cum with one firm tug, and was worried I was broken.

[–]nasher168 18 points19 points ago

I knew exactly what had happened, but only in the few seconds afterwards ("oh, so that's what they meant in sex-ed!"). During it I thought I was going to wee or something, but didn't want to stop because it felt awesome.

[–]BunsTown 11 points12 points ago

Wee. Heh. I remember thinking my balls were melting...

[–]metalmilitia182 8 points9 points ago

I thought I broke mine. I remember cleaning up running into the living room and staring at the TV while debating whether or not to tell my parents that there was something wrong.

I was a very sheltered child...

[–]amadea56 19 points20 points ago

I did not do it for the first time until I was in 9th grade. My girlfriend at the time asked me if I wanted a handjob, I told her I did not know what that was, and she said, here let me teach you.. She changed my life forever. First thing I could think after was, wait.. I can do this by myself!

[–]cscott5288 14 points15 points ago

smells like bullshit to me. how do you avoid fapping till the ninth grade? and your 9th grade girlfriend just ups and asks you for a handy?

[–]amadea56 7 points8 points ago

I was private schooled until high school, pretty sheltered family I always knew about it just never knew how to do it. Freshman year I went out with a girl that was considered a 'slut' so this was common for her to do with her boyfriends. Not everyone started fapping in sixth grade..

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

I learned exactly what happened before I started, so I was afraid to masturbate all the way.

[–]AmyDeadhouse 620 points621 points ago

ZOOM! oh my god I cant believe I recognize that kid! Brings back so many memories! what a terrible show.

[–]commonorange 82 points83 points ago

Unfortunately, that guy (Jared Nathan) passed away about 5 years ago in a car accident. Tremendously sad.

[–]AmyDeadhouse 28 points29 points ago

wow, thats sad

[–]bastard_thought 49 points50 points ago

Tremendously.

[–]jelloisalive 2 points3 points ago

WHAT?! He was the cutest Zoom cast member of them all. I remember he came back for a reunion episode and he made aaallll the girls nervous

[–]ruiz12031 156 points157 points ago

is it bad i still know how to speak ubi dubi (dont remember how to spell it)?

[–]karenee 115 points116 points ago

Mube uband muby subistubers spubeak ubbi dubbi uball thube tubime! Ubit's grubeat fubor bubeing subupuber subecrubetubive!

[–]Ortekk 30 points31 points ago

I've never heard of this before, and I understand what it means...

Guess everyones parents silently sighed and wondered what the fuck was wrong with todays kids shows.

[–]Dr_jbone 14 points15 points ago

Muby Gubod, UbI'm nubot ubalubone!

Subometubimes, ubi'll spubeak ubububi dubububi ubin spubanubish. Thubat rubealluby thrubows pubeopuble uboff.

[–]pieguyfry22 19 points20 points ago

Ibbi'm Sibbick abband tibbired ubbof thebbese mubbuthubbufubbuckibbing ubbubbubbis obbon thibbis mubbuthubbufubbuckibbing dubbubbubbis.

[–]mrsalty1 54 points55 points ago

Never knew Ubi Dubi, but...

Me and my sisters speak ubi dubbi all the time! It's great for being super secretive!

[–]Mitosis 47 points48 points ago

It's one thing to read it, it's another to fluently hear and translate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA2DrMuirx4

That is, by pure coincidence, also the source of this gif.

[–]i_blame_reddit 36 points37 points ago

My Sims talk like that.

[–]homeskilled 10 points11 points ago

Holy fuck. My little sister watched this show all the time and couldn't understand ubi dubi. I could, with 0 effort and no practice. I've lost my skill, it's all weird gibberish now!

[–]CrosswordsAreFun 18 points19 points ago

Ubupvubote

[–]drzan 13 points14 points ago

Staaaaahp!

[–]rach1251 12 points13 points ago

I watched that show all the time and never understood ubi dubi. I felt so left out.

[–]cacology 22 points23 points ago

My brain just punched me in the face for remembering that atrocity.

[–]iceplanet2002 87 points88 points ago

C'mon and zoom! C'mon and zoom! C'mon and zooma zooma zoomaaaa zoom!

E: Oh my goddammit I just saw that someone posted it below and now it looks like I stole it but I didn't I swear

[–]OpenExistence89 26 points27 points ago

Great now I gotta put the pitchforks back -_-

[–]gimme_that_pitchfork 31 points32 points ago

Here, I'll take one.

[–]friday6700 4 points5 points ago

But... I lit so many torches... dammit.

[–]Gneissisnice 20 points21 points ago

You gotta send us Z-mail! Send it to zoom! Z-mail (pbskids.org!) Z-mail, zoom zoom zoom pbskids.org!

[–]LaurenLou 44 points45 points ago

Right!!!! I still kind of remember the jingle about sending something to Zoom. 02134...send it to zoom!

[–]KableKiB 41 points42 points ago

Boston Mass!

[–]PhluffHead 26 points27 points ago

02134

[–]Spicy_Anis 19 points20 points ago

Send it to Zoom!!

[–]mitchkombat 11 points12 points ago

Z DUBBAYOO M BOX 350

OH TWO ONE THREE FOURRR

"SEND IT TO ZOOM"

or something like that...

[–]what_comes_after_q 5 points6 points ago

I spent a year living in Allston mass (02134), and every god damn time I went to write it, I had to sing it in my head.

[–]rymlks 0 points1 point ago

for some reason, I remember the numbers being 03049 quite vividly...

[–]HeyYoCraig 2 points3 points ago

The only reason I was able to remember my zipcode when I lived to Allston was this god damn jingle. It now haunts my nightmares.

[–]akunin 29 points30 points ago

Hey maybe you can help me out, make me feel stoopid.

What the FUCK is with Annie Dooley?

[–]m0arcowbell 58 points59 points ago

Fannee Doolee?

She only likes things with double letters. She likes noodles, but not pasta, books, but not magazines, kittens but not cats, jelly but not jam.

For fuck's sake, the intro song was "F A Double-N Double-E, D Double-O L Double-E!"

[–]akunin 36 points37 points ago

Jesus Christ I suck.

[–]NinjaDog251 12 points13 points ago

fannee doolee.
She likes things with consecutive letters in them, like books.
She doesn't like things without consecutive letters in them, like libraries.

[–]D2Lblast 72 points73 points ago

It didn't suck. Those teenagers with the bowl cuts taught me how to do some awesome crafts and arts.

[–]escapist11 44 points45 points ago

*arts and crafts

[–]evilbob 65 points66 points ago

He did not learn well.

[–]lovelikethefrench 22 points23 points ago

That kid died...

[–]estherium 5 points6 points ago

in a tragic car crash. i had the biggest crush on him and when i found out, i actually cried. with real tears.

[–]NinjaDog251 37 points38 points ago

Terrible show? It was AWESOME!!!

[–]Scrotote 13 points14 points ago

ZEBRA CAKE. I still fucking make zebra cake because of that amazing show.

[–]gen_reynolds 11 points12 points ago

I was really sad when I heard Jared died. Drunk drivers suck.

[–]lazloturbine 8 points9 points ago

Fuckin' Jared.

[–]Nokia_Bricks 9 points10 points ago

He died in a car accident in 2006.

[–]kjw87 14 points15 points ago

When I was 12 years old I had a crush on david So many memories indeed.

Zoe too, but that wasn't until later.

Male. 25

[–]srry72 7 points8 points ago

Heh. Eric's pic is very relevant to this thread

[–]SrsSteel 5 points6 points ago

Zoom was awesome.

[–]NW_me 7 points8 points ago

"0-2-1-3-4"

[–]PipPipCheerio 11 points12 points ago

what a terrible show.

BLASPHEMY!!!

[–]Kumquat_Cocoa 4 points5 points ago

My friend's brother was one of the original cast members! Also my aunt was offered to be on the show. Haha zoom was the best.

[–]lisabadcat 10 points11 points ago

Shit, you should have seen how bad Zoom was in the '70s. This is the crappy remake.

[–]srry72 43 points44 points ago

You get your '70s away from my '90s

[–]AcidRain8 3 points4 points ago

Are you kidding me? This was my favorite childhood (non-cartoon) show for a long time.

[–]PLUS_SIZED_SLUT 0 points1 point ago

That blonde nerd bitch grew up to have huge jugs.

[–]Tolvinar 337 points338 points ago

I find this is difficult to masturbate to. Interesting choice for your first time.

[–]gamble20 46 points47 points ago

BOSTON, MASS! Ohhh, two one, threee, fourrrr.

[–]ObviousMagikarp 16 points17 points ago

Send it to ZOOM!

[–]ashleymarieeee 10 points11 points ago

I just moved out of 02134. Easiest zip code to remember ever. Funny thing is it's not really central Boston, it's Allston. Full of college kids and liquor stores.

[–]kjw87 2 points3 points ago

"Boston" sounds nicer.

[–]AeroRandy 40 points41 points ago

You were smiling? I felt ashamed.

[–]Kingmudsy 20 points21 points ago

I'm sorry, I was raised Catholic as well.

[–]shadyperson 2 points3 points ago

I once knew a kid who thought that every time you masturbate somebody dies because of it.

[–]Rab_Legend 22 points23 points ago

You had poor co-ordination as an 11 year old

[–]WeGotOpportunity 5 points6 points ago

Early bloomer

[–]fancy-chips 3 points4 points ago

11?? Is it not normal to start at 8 or 9?

[–]khushi97 24 points25 points ago

I'm gonna have to say that's a no

[–]Rail606 8 points9 points ago

No you technically shouldn't have any semen at that age and just be shooting blanks. But you can still posibly have an orgasm as i dont think that is linked to semen production in any way. First time i did it nothing came out i think i was around 10-11.

[–]Holos620 0 points1 point ago

More like 5-6

[–]ClassicChiller 58 points59 points ago

Ejaculate so hard that it knocks you over, and puts a big smile on your face.

[–]stursby 34 points35 points ago

saw that cumming

[–]iinagolii[S] 7 points8 points ago

Me too ... I jizz looked over there.

[–]Spr09 29 points30 points ago

I'm gonna have to say no on that one...

[–]iinagolii[S] 74 points75 points ago

At least lend me a hand.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 48 points49 points ago

Nice recovery. 9/10

[–]MattBarnthouse 61 points62 points ago

Cum on and Zoom....

[–]prettytiedup763 61 points62 points ago

That kid creeps me out!

[–]lethargicwalrus 13 points14 points ago

You're not alone. I wonder how I managed to watch it without having nightmares when I was younger.

[–]ToxWatrs 13 points14 points ago

The gif didn't work for me for some reason. This was what I was stuck with.

[–]ProfessorCum 25 points26 points ago

Jared died in a car accident.

[–]iceplanet2002 44 points45 points ago

Don't masturbate and drive, folks.

[–]Garizondyly 1 point2 points ago

I always like to imagine that everyone I see driving with one hand is furiously masturbating with the other. Makes long drives much more fun.

[–]TheThingToSay 8 points9 points ago

How about "Every time I masturbate with my left hand"

[–]Isaidnoh 18 points19 points ago

It's not like I used to watch this in high school stoned or anything...

[–]pyropunk2006 6 points7 points ago

COME ON AND ZOOM! COME ON AND ZOOM! COME ON AND ZOOM! COME ON AND ZOOM! COME ON AND ZOOM! COME ON AND ZOOM! ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[–]kjw87 7 points8 points ago

Right in the childhood. :'(

"Nathan died in a car crash on December 28, 2006, when the car in which he was traveling hit a tree broadside in Hollis, New Hampshire. He was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital in Nashua where he was pronounced dead.[1] He was 21 years old. An episode of Jeopardy! was dedicated to his memory." via wikipedia.

[–]yeehe 5 points6 points ago

Michael Mcintyre?

[–]heartgoesbang 5 points6 points ago

i had such a huge crush on this kid lol

[–]rargar 4 points5 points ago

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

[–]FOR_SClENCE 3 points4 points ago

VIDEO OF POST.

And yes, he even speaks Ubi Dubi.

[–]reereehobo 6 points7 points ago

RIP Jared

[–]sheri22h 3 points4 points ago

oh god! i used to have a crush on that kid when i was little! i've made a terrible mistake!

[–]UmmahSultan 3 points4 points ago

I find gifs of happy children that are used as a metaphor for masturbation both humorous and accurate.

[–]ajtothe 3 points4 points ago

this could apply to women as well

[–]teddypicker55 3 points4 points ago

dat haircut

[–]dillywin 27 points28 points ago

Fucking Jared everyone hates you

[–]hoonaignachowaneha 37 points38 points ago

I forget the girls name-- Zoe, I think? She was allergic to latex and had to sit out on anything involving balloons. I couldn't stand her.

[–]OlderGreg 19 points20 points ago

have fun at college ya fuckin retards. hopefully youll find other zoom fans to wet yourselves over.

Wow she really was from Boston.

[–]mcon87 9 points10 points ago

ya fuckin retahds.

[–]Barrel-rider 3 points4 points ago

How do we know this is actually her? Couldn't this be another person with the name Zoe Costello who got fed up with people asking about a show she was never on?

[–]dillywin 10 points11 points ago

No one liked her

[–]2ndToNone 2 points3 points ago

check out her now pictures

[–]lobstastew 106 points107 points ago

Jared died in a car accident a few years back. Asshole.

[–]akunin 34 points35 points ago

True story. Shitface.

[–]Hannar08 4 points5 points ago

I think I remember hearing about this, around 2005 maybe?

[–]Smellanor_Rigby 1 point2 points ago

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS? him and jonathon taylor thomas... my grade school celeb/not actually famous person but still on tv crushes...

[–]brianjsell 14 points15 points ago

Holy shit, I thought you meant Jonathon Taylor Thomas died in a car accident as well and I had no idea, had to Google it.

He's OK everybody.

[–]headshrinker04 3 points4 points ago

The first time you masturbated was to this kid playing with his pencil?

[–]heymrk 3 points4 points ago

The first time I "masturbated," I was watching some blurred out upper channel. All I was doing was slowly rubbing my shaft with my fingertips, not really paying attention to my dick, just the "movie."

Until I looked down and saw a deep yellow blob of semen on the tip. It scared the living fuck out of me and I darted to the shower to wash myself.

I'd only been out of the shower for 20 minutes.

EDIT: As I post this, I am in the same corner of the house where this happened in 1995 (or so). Grandma died and left me her house.

[–]AquaAvenger 9 points10 points ago

yellow?

[–]heymrk 11 points12 points ago

Most Redditors don't know this, but if you don't masturbate for a long time, your jizz turns a dark shade of yellow.

[–]tony_tig3r 2 points3 points ago

dat smile

[–]xroarrr 0 points1 point ago

Didn't this kid die in real life?

[–]ruthi 2 points3 points ago

Just look at those dead, soulless eyes...

[–]luciob89 5 points6 points ago

He actually died 6 years ago ○_○

[–]kettleandstring 2 points3 points ago

An upvote for the use of a Zoom graphic.

[–]kittenkites 2 points3 points ago

All I wanna do is Zoom-a-Zoom Zoom in ya' boom boom..

[–]bunhead 2 points3 points ago

That kid looks like Adam from Workaholics

[–]dollar_slices 2 points3 points ago

I knew Jared for years. I always thought he was a prick, but his death was very sad, he was a talented guy.

[–]patio87 2 points3 points ago

I think I used to jerk it to Caroline.

[–]branflakes92 4 points5 points ago

First time I masturbated I was lying in bed, must've been no older than 11, and I noticed when I touched my tool and moved it a certain way it felt 'funny nice'. Naturally I kept doing this and got faster and then I came (felt very 'funny nice') , when I saw the colour of what came out I was shocked and intrigued. This intrigue was almost to the extent where I nearly went downstairs to ask why I had these feelings and my wee wee was white. You have no idea how glad I am I didn't, instead I decided to do it again :-)

This is the story of the first great save of my life and many many more have happened since.

Edit: what am I doing at this silly hour commenting stuff like this, what has become of me!

[–]ZsaFreigh 2 points3 points ago

That kid was killed by a drunk driver in 2006.

[–]metaljump 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching it over and over again.

[–]Skylar_Vaughn 1 point2 points ago

Zoom!

[–]spicybadgersauce 0 points1 point ago

Thats why you get crazy uncle dad to teach you ;)

[–]ragu96 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin ZOOM.

[–]fliplock89 0 points1 point ago

ZOOM!

[–]whizzard 0 points1 point ago

I remember that feel.

[–]cratley 0 points1 point ago

Bravo, my friend, BRA-V-O

[–]Justascienceteacher 0 points1 point ago

This is how I felt after supplementing with zinc...

[–]ELDERPE 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, that face. I'm dying.

[–]Harutinator 1 point2 points ago

The smile at the end won me over

[–]WaldronSnow 1 point2 points ago

The first time I masterbated I pissed myself...

[–]Yellowbird00 0 points1 point ago

Didn't he die? Anywho I had such a huge crush on Jared growing up.

[–]Bilibond 0 points1 point ago

The first time I did it and stuff came out I was freaked the fuck out. I thought I broke it

[–]tuewashere 1 point2 points ago

I fucked a pillow

[–]zerpderp 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' Zoom...

[–]SuperflyForever 0 points1 point ago

I am suddenly very uncomfortable... Well done!

[–]Deep_cover 0 points1 point ago

The first time was so good, that I went blind for a few seconds. Since then, I have just been chasing the dragon.

[–]patricknayani 0 points1 point ago

wait you were on camera

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

I have no recollection of my first masturbation, and I'm only 22.

[–]Whats_a_narwhal 0 points1 point ago

The face at the end makes this gif so much funnier.

[–]womb-gobbler 0 points1 point ago

0-2-1-3-4...BOSTON MASS!

[–]xiggy 0 points1 point ago

It's a ZOOM Do!

[–]mrlewis 0 points1 point ago

this kid is dead

[–]ChimpJuice 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]mmmm_pizza 0 points1 point ago

Aw, I loved ZOOM!!!

[–]starael 0 points1 point ago

OMG Jared

[–]mordea 0 points1 point ago

Ah, KCET. I used to watch it all the time and especially enjoyed California's Gold with Huell Howser.

[–]gomerlicious 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this guy's name was Jared. My sister and I would watch ZOOM after school and always wish we were those kids. I think my sister would pretend to be Keiko, and I would pretend to be Jared. Goddamn, we were fucked up little bastards.

[–]Zorazii 0 points1 point ago

[–]AimlessAphid 0 points1 point ago

This is terrifying.

[–]TheNewYorkJetCocks 0 points1 point ago

Zoom was the fucking best.