This man might be the most badass man that has ever lived.

funnywhennecessary · 2012-09-27T21:01:13+00:00

This guy earned a whole stack of mancards.

PackersFanNFL · 2012-09-27T20:57:21+00:00

This is somewhat unrelated but if y'all ever go to Yellowstone make sure you go to Jackson hole, Wyoming... I went there two summers ago and it was the best!

MasteratArms · 2012-09-27T23:37:53+00:00

It is fake. a couple years back my family and I did a road trip and stayed a couple nights in Jackson Hole, the bar that that is in does it so the locals have something(tourist) to laugh at. the bar tender told my dad all about it. Sometimes they even ring a bell to let the locals know they got another one.

HarryDicke · 2012-09-27T22:29:35+00:00

So what I'm reading here is if I ever get attacked by a grizzly bear, I should shove parts of my body in its mouth then bite it.

hinckley · 2012-09-28T00:02:34+00:00

"without"

What?

tubbytubbs666 · 2012-09-27T21:12:17+00:00

Take THAT bear grills!

pacofvf · 2012-09-27T21:45:31+00:00

I think this is the most reposted post /u/darkreef2 have ever resposted.....today

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Please tell me this is true...	15^coms	53^pts	9^mos	WTF
This is the most bad-ass thing I've ever read. I just became 10 degrees manlier by reading it.	128^coms	887^pts	9^mos	pics
bear grylls eat your heart out ...	0^coms	-3^pts	9^mos	pics
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Nicombobula · 2012-09-27T22:08:13+00:00

there's an old bill cosby stand up where he talks about how when he was a kid he would ask his dad for say 50 cents and his dad would tell him stories of how he killed a bear with only his bare hands and a loose leaf notebook. only reminded me of that. this man is still an utter badass..

BogdanVapor · 2012-09-27T22:48:12+00:00

Source: http://suboxygen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/alphabet.jpg

Wildcard1222 · 2012-09-28T00:58:08+00:00

How the fuck do you go up against that?

"Yeah, I graduated with a PhD from Harvard at age 16, made my first billion at age 23, and I'm currently in negotiations to buy Ecuador."

"Is that right? Well I killed a fucking grizzly with my bare hands."

"...Alright, you win."

tswpoker1 · 2012-09-27T19:50:23+00:00

I found a pic of him

SparksRadio · 2012-09-27T22:48:33+00:00

he killed it with his bear hands...anyone...anyone

acharman · 2012-09-27T21:22:01+00:00

Article with other similar stories.

doctorstrange06 · 2012-09-27T21:42:29+00:00

I would shake this man's hand. But he would crush them and laugh at me.

Tim_Buk2 · 2012-09-27T22:12:36+00:00

It is also the worst example of the use of English on a informational sign I have yet seen. Adding to the frustration, the event is not dated. Aargh!!!

PdubsNWO · 2012-09-27T22:28:22+00:00

TIL the strategy behind killing a Grizzly bear with your bare hands.

jonxlee7 · 2012-09-27T22:36:37+00:00

BAMF

FAStalin · 2012-09-27T23:01:24+00:00

Jackson is the municipality; Jackson Hole is the ski area/valley.

TAC0001 · 2012-09-27T23:03:37+00:00

His entire arm was inside the bear's neck. Think about that.

renotime · 2012-09-27T23:47:42+00:00

I pretty much just pictured Ron Swanson with a coon hat while reading that.

Warbird36 · 2012-09-27T23:52:41+00:00

FACT: C. Dale Petersen is actually an alias used by TEDDY ROOSEVELT.

druek · 2012-09-27T23:53:22+00:00

Fuck.

Superadhman · 2012-09-27T23:56:41+00:00

MILLION DOLLAR COWBOY BAR!

Dstroyrofwrlds · 2012-09-27T23:59:35+00:00

I used to see that bear every time my family had our yearly Jackson excursion...Stay at Cooters, go to Dirty Jacks, hit the alpine slide...See the bear.

llcbdavis · 2012-09-28T00:20:09+00:00

he was definitely the scaredest

slick8086 · 2012-09-28T00:21:02+00:00

reminds me of this

TheForceiswithus · 2012-09-28T00:23:03+00:00

I agree with the OP in that this man was a total fucking badass; however, I don't understand how the bear didn't just bite his arm off when he had it stuffed down his throat.

rfvrty · 2012-09-28T00:24:12+00:00

He doesn't always drink beer, but when does, he prefers Dos Equis

youcuntingfaggot · 2012-09-28T00:24:37+00:00

i really dont believe he was able to cut off the blood supply with his teeth

panders2reddit · 2012-09-28T00:40:13+00:00

"Unnecessary Quotations".

leK0MB4TW0MB4T · 2012-09-28T00:42:18+00:00

I would think it's safe to say that this man got free drinks everywhere he went from then on, for life.

Relleg · 2012-09-28T00:43:31+00:00

That is a strange spelling of Teddy Roosevelt...

AxeheaveR · 2012-09-28T00:44:03+00:00

No question. We all should hope to be half of what this guy was in the man dept.

BigBoss7316 · 2012-09-28T00:44:34+00:00

Holy crap! My grandpa told me about this guy, they used to be good friends.

gergek · 2012-09-28T00:45:39+00:00

at the motherfuckin' million dollar cowboy bar!!! i'm goin' to jackson...

LuckyEulogy · 2012-09-28T00:45:49+00:00

My beard grew an inch while reading that

RockFerrit · 2012-09-28T00:52:34+00:00

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris..... nope.

AWSMtrumpetplayer3 · 2012-09-28T00:53:40+00:00

I have told my wife countless times that I have always wanted to kill a bear with my bare hands. It's my #1 way I want to die. This guy though... Dayum...

kliqit · 2012-09-28T00:56:42+00:00

DAE feel bad for the bear?

xXBennieXx · 2012-09-28T01:04:46+00:00

You couldn't really say he is the most badass man that has ever lived without first knowing how the other grizzly was killed.

snowtires · 2012-09-28T01:04:55+00:00

That dude's nuts have their own set of nuts and dicks.

chingyduster · 2012-09-28T01:14:30+00:00

Would this legendary man be the inspiration for the Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker?

henghost · 2012-09-28T01:17:50+00:00

Obviously a descendant of Chuck Norris

Nodrog91 · 2012-09-28T01:19:25+00:00

Brad Pitt killed the other one at the end of Legends of the Fall

thingsineedtoknow · 2012-09-28T01:24:57+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r3w9u/

JohnnyGoodLife · 2012-09-28T01:27:00+00:00

killed the bear with his bare hands =)

Estef1000 · 2012-09-28T01:38:28+00:00

Ron Swanson - hunting name "Pederson"

Ace1999 · 2012-09-28T01:39:28+00:00

Seems legit.

valiantX · 2012-09-28T01:43:35+00:00

Now kill a blue whale with your bare hands, C. Dale Peterson! Oh? Was that a no?!

Yeah, that's what I thought! Not so tough in water after all. Paul Bunyan still beats you in badassery, Peterson!

thepibbs · 2012-09-28T01:48:05+00:00

who the hell was this guy???

Beave1 · 2012-09-28T01:48:41+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r3wfj/

and

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r3wpf/

SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT · 2012-09-28T01:49:29+00:00

My testosterone levels shot through the roof just from reading that.

5thzrescue · 2012-09-28T01:51:27+00:00

takamura?

footlesssushi · 2012-09-28T01:55:02+00:00

Guys, we found Saxton Hale

YesItIsTrue · 2012-09-28T01:56:07+00:00

If I see this one more time, just one more time, I'm going to hunt down and kill the person posting it.

specialvillain · 2012-09-28T02:06:38+00:00

After reading these comments regarding the bar story involving a bear. This is all I can think about. It makes the whole discussion rather confusing.

tcalongi · 2012-09-28T02:21:56+00:00

Denzel Washington totally does the same thing (minus the hand down throat) when he plays a paraplegic in The Bone Collector. Not quite as badass, but still sweet

Roommates69 · 2012-09-28T02:24:19+00:00

Let's be honest. If a bear can get down by any human being using only his teeth gene pools just getting cleaner for bears who can

bigbeats420 · 2012-09-28T02:26:48+00:00

Relevant -----> http://badassoftheweek.com/

I fucking LOVE this website.

Check out Simo Hayha. The man is badassery personified.

israfel070 · 2012-09-28T02:39:38+00:00

Curious about the "without"

twnadar · 2012-09-28T02:51:39+00:00

He definetly gets my vote for badass of the year

publisacman · 2012-09-28T02:59:09+00:00

I skipped a line while reading and thought he came in the bear's throat.

9460510 · 2012-09-28T03:03:09+00:00

when i was backpacking, no one fucking told me all i needed was to have calloused hands, well cared for teeth, and a sturdy stick. i had to poop in a circle of four people... for bear safety.

Sharkwordt95 · 2012-09-28T03:05:56+00:00

he could've just killed the bear with his balls of steel.

TechnologyFetish · 2012-09-28T03:16:32+00:00

The manliest man that ever manned. FTFY.

Dirkpitt · 2012-09-28T03:21:32+00:00

This has about as many up votes as times it's been posted.

TheRealWondertruffle · 2012-09-28T03:41:40+00:00

I used to live in Jackson. That was what we'd call "Thursday".

Captain_Aizen · 2012-09-28T04:05:55+00:00

Does anyone know the date of when Jackson legally changed his name to Rob Swanson?

bryanl12 · 2012-09-28T04:07:19+00:00

I accidentally skipped two lines and thought it said he came in the bear's throat.

who_isthis · 2012-09-28T04:09:24+00:00

I accidentally skipped a couple lines and read "came in the bear's throat".

duhitsrandy · 2012-09-28T04:10:28+00:00

that guy killed him with his BEAR hands

dothisdothat · 2012-09-28T04:17:11+00:00

"Without" weapons? SO did he have weapons or not? Copyedit fail is all over this sign.

captainahob · 2012-09-28T04:31:46+00:00

FALSE. Go read the story of Samson.

He rips apart a lion using his bare hands.

Then he kills 30 fucking philistines in the same fight.

Later, he agrees to be tied up and brought to philistine court, but halfway through the journey hey gets bored, kills a donkey, AND KILLS MOTHERFUCKING 1000 philistines with the donkeys jawbone.

Then much later he gets captured for real, brought to court, and then he PULLS DOWN two support columns of the temple and KILLS EVERYONE INSIDE INCLUDING HIMSELF.

Most badass dude ever. If they made a movie about Samson's life, it would be most R rated, violent and gory movie out there.

What a badass.

My_Icy_veins · 2012-09-28T04:37:36+00:00

He may blow his load on my face. Once. 24 year old straight male here.

GuysTheName · 2012-09-28T04:42:24+00:00

Laughed my ass off at "beat the bear up the head with a stick"

Freeze_pops_Rock · 2012-09-28T06:29:47+00:00

That bear should have been Bear Grylls.

IamTedtheBellboy · 2012-09-28T06:54:56+00:00

In the event of any attack, if you managed to shove your arm down the throat of the attacker, the attacker would have a severe gag reflex issue.

Or as Chuck would say "Take all that tasty arm. It'll be the last thing you taste."

sicnarfj · 2012-09-28T07:47:41+00:00

That's in the Million-Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson, Wyoming. Loved that place

Paultimate79 · 2012-09-28T08:03:54+00:00

This man had a son.

His sons name? Ron Swanson.

nickelbackisbad · 2012-09-28T08:27:57+00:00

False. The jugular vein is not responsible for bringing oxygenated blood to the brain. That is the carotid artery. The jugular vein is responsible for bringing deoxygenated blood from the brain back to the heart. While obstruction of the jugular could still result in the bear passing out, it would not be because of lack of blood going TO the brain.

JustLetMeComment · 2012-09-27T22:20:54+00:00

Chuck Norris's cousin?

spacecase8586 · 2012-09-27T22:47:27+00:00

This guy needs a wheelbarrow to just to carry his balls in.

juxtaposition21 · 2012-09-27T23:05:57+00:00

If he used his bear hands then it was a fair fight

duckh8rs · 2012-09-28T00:19:28+00:00

Ok, I know you have no reason to believe me since I'm posting on the internet, but I'm one of the last living humans from the future. I came here (several reddit comment trends ahead of you all) to downvote the people who downvoted the downvoters of the commenters who stuck up for the upvoters on the comments that defended op's repost from people who downvoted his repost just because seeing the same thing over again offended them and felt the need to speak up and shit in the OP's cereal. Please, we have to stop this chain of horrific events before it results in the Malevolent Cucumber Uprising and total human decimation.

Now, back into the time machine to do this only 3.54 million times over.

matt123183 · 2012-09-27T21:37:25+00:00

guess what.

reposts.

crookedI · 2012-09-27T21:41:55+00:00

Chuck Norris has a picture of C. Dale Peterson in his wallet.

Commiserator · 2012-09-27T21:36:41+00:00

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