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[–]catlover73 56 points57 points ago

Sniper, get down! http://i.imgur.com/xqGkX.gif

[–]niktay 8 points9 points ago

[–]iNavi316 13 points14 points ago

[–]Nightwing11 4 points5 points ago

what the heck is going on in that gif? it looks like the cats got hit with a couple of volts of electricity.

[–]Masked_Cynic 13 points14 points ago

old gif both kittens had a rare genetic disorder and died shortly after the video went viral.

[–]Fapologist 0 points1 point ago

I'm not laughing anymore...

[–]yamehameha 1 point2 points ago

Its funny cause the other cat is black

[–]BlusteryEmu 0 points1 point ago

What sni

[–]TimingIsntEverything 0 points1 point ago

headshot

[–]meateater178 1 point2 points ago

Did someone shoot th

[–]Blink_182 -2 points-1 points ago

NUCLEAR BOMB.

[–]Ihmhi 48 points49 points ago

(Taken from a post I saw on here)

There's a fun game called "Get Down Mr. President". When you're with a group of friends, put one hand to your ear as if you had an earbud. Everyone else follows suit, and the last one to notice is the President. Then the "Secret Service" all tackle the last guy and shout "GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!"

[–]Citizen_Snip 12 points13 points ago

Just reminded me of a game I used to play as a kid. We would play VIP when playing paintball. Two teams, one person would be VIP and be unarmed and had to be escorted by his team to a certain location. Other team had to "kill" the VIP.

Fun times.

[–]thatguydude 8 points9 points ago

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[–]AntithesisRex 19 points20 points ago

JAZZ HANDS!

[–]pickoneforme 1 point2 points ago

ssparkle fingerss.

[–]L810C -1 points0 points ago

JAZZ PAWS!

FTFY

[–]AussieAndSheep 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you took my line! Upvote given.

[–]tcallanan87 23 points24 points ago

and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooou

[–]TheOnlyCaptObvious -1 points0 points ago

'The Bodyguard' reference.

[–]tcallanan87 0 points1 point ago

now your name makes a lot of sense

[–]tossedsaladandscram 8 points9 points ago

I only regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country

[–]Blink_182 2 points3 points ago

my cat has 2 left. he's an intense kitty.

[–]Terramoura 4 points5 points ago

The cat has eyebrows.

[–]MatE2010 1 point2 points ago

ctrl f: eyebrows. yep. upvote.

[–]Blink_182 1 point2 points ago

ctrl f: ctrl f. yep, upvote

[–]Chardok 1 point2 points ago

Sick 1980's Grandfather clock. Love it.

[–]lukeyspesh 0 points1 point ago

[–]120over80 0 points1 point ago

Me me me! I'll go back to Mexico City!

[–]sweetreign 0 points1 point ago

Who put eyebrows on the Secret Service Cat? He looks like a character from Winnie the Pooh. I can't be the only person seeing that...

[–]t00th_pick 0 points1 point ago

What so the cat has to be black to act as Obama? Huh huh??

[–]BCJohnson 0 points1 point ago

Westlaw Clock?

[–]davidlen 1 point2 points ago

The searing kiss of hot lead: how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.

[–]bergerbud 0 points1 point ago

BANG....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]Access_denial 0 points1 point ago

6:25 in cat time, you're welcome.

[–]newsyneighbor 0 points1 point ago

Jazz-paws!!!

[–]kbeef2 0 points1 point ago

That agent got some serious pussy in Columbia.

[–]smize 0 points1 point ago

I have that clock..

[–]lonesome_god 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna take a bullet to the head for admiral general kittydeen.

[–]105Hummel 0 points1 point ago

Screenshot from Cattlefield 4?

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

I don't see a bullet hole anywhere.

[–]MAD_JIHAD 0 points1 point ago

Slow motion MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[–]joshnd86 0 points1 point ago

"Eugene Levy eyebrow" cat

[–]Rehd 0 points1 point ago

Jazz hands!

[–]Dhaan 0 points1 point ago

[–]nichols6 0 points1 point ago

Pan's Labyrinth reference.

[–]cowpunter 0 points1 point ago

a cat's life is infinitly more valuable than that of any politician

[–]Anything_Lame 0 points1 point ago

SHAZZAM!!!

[–]MakingCents 1 point2 points ago

[–]Blink_182 -1 points0 points ago

lol stupid kittys

[–]fizztpok 0 points1 point ago

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

His name was Mr Tiddles.

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

RIP, Mittens.

[–]crumpus 0 points1 point ago

I saw this and thought........I have that clock.

[–]PattonMagroin 0 points1 point ago

Did I accidentally go to memebase again?

[–]mendosangel 0 points1 point ago

Jazz hands

[–]d_spaceley1 0 points1 point ago

Caption of the year

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

he's diving in front of the shot! Literally... That's not even a pun...

[–]sworeiwouldntjoin 1 point2 points ago

It's still a pun.

[–]braindead_rebel 0 points1 point ago

Well it doesn't have to be. "Hey look at this picture, this cat is diving in front of the shot".

[–]Blink_182 0 points1 point ago

goddamnit its a pun

[–]sworeiwouldntjoin 0 points1 point ago

Hey look at this picture, this cat is diving in front of the shot

*no pun intended

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

this cat reminded me of First Kid when Sinbad dove to take the bullet

[–]MyNameIsDon 0 points1 point ago

are you kidding me? this image has been in prominent places around the internet for about 5 years. neither of them deserve karma, don't bitch that the machine is doing a better job than the human.

[–]HiddenText 1 point2 points ago

Not the image, he's reposting comments.

/u/RICH_LITTLE is a bot that runs a post through karmadecay.com and reposts the top comment from the previous thread.

[–]MyNameIsDon 1 point2 points ago

ah. carry on.

[–]Aryaayra -2 points-1 points ago

I downloaded a mod of that exact same clock for The Sims 3.

Just thought I'd share.

[–]BugChaser4Life -1 points0 points ago

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle