The most important thing I've learned after nearly 4 years at one of the nation's top colleges

emarkd · 2012-09-27T16:52:35+00:00

You learned that at college? Jokes on you - internet access is much cheaper.

B2Dirty · 2012-09-27T19:22:06+00:00

Forks discriminate against other cookies. Chopsticks work for all.

ctindel · 2012-09-27T19:41:34+00:00

I think eating cheetos with chopsticks is much more useful.

darchangel · 2012-09-27T19:58:14+00:00

After 4 years of college, the one thing I learned best was my social security number.

rtho105 · 2012-09-27T20:32:06+00:00

My bad on the source. Here's a rehost: Imgur

iopuyrtq · 2012-09-27T19:39:33+00:00

THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE AND BETTERING ME AS A PERSON.

waterpoolo · 2012-09-27T18:36:29+00:00

you my friend just blew my mind...

ultrapepe · 2012-09-27T19:12:37+00:00

Oh my Odin, I never knew about this...

spekter299 · 2012-09-27T19:33:48+00:00

Odin's beard the elegance of it!

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-27T17:27:29+00:00

My problem is that I now need oreos and milk.

silviadrift180 · 2012-09-27T21:24:39+00:00

OH MY GOD. My life has forever changed. Thank you kind sir. For sharing this impeccable knowledge of yours I am forever in your debt

shadowhunter22 · 2012-09-27T17:06:18+00:00

The most important thing I learned is that tentacle porn with exploding dicks can really piss off a roommate.

D3m3N · 2012-09-27T18:39:17+00:00

That's fucking fantastic

Cptnwalrus · 2012-09-27T20:01:10+00:00

ITT: A lot of douches complaining about how you said top college.

asnsnsasn · 2012-09-27T19:04:13+00:00

what college?

GimmeDemKeys · 2012-09-27T19:43:10+00:00

Just blew my fucking mind; couldn't stop staring. What other great secrets might there be in this universe...

LIVING_IN_SHADOWS · 2012-09-28T02:23:35+00:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.......

snowball17 · 2012-09-28T02:25:08+00:00

You have just changed my life forever.

LunarAssultVehicle · 2012-09-27T20:44:23+00:00

Nooooooooooo!

The snapping of one of the wafers signals when the correct amount of milk has been absorbed you fool!

nkantelberg · 2012-09-27T19:41:04+00:00

I have been doing that for 5 years now and every time someone looks at me like im crazy thank you for making me feel normal.

XLGrandma · 2012-09-27T19:41:19+00:00

you classy motherfucker....

heycoolx · 2012-09-27T19:50:55+00:00

My eyes have been opened... Thank you kind sir Thank you.

opiejr95 · 2012-09-27T19:53:22+00:00

There is a reason why it is one of the nations top colleges...

HermodsRide · 2012-09-27T20:38:30+00:00

I never learned this kind of useful shit at USMA

Alarmed_Ferret · 2012-09-27T21:02:02+00:00

Sir, I wish to award you the Nobel Prize in food efficiency. Since this is a new category, there is no prize money.

Davos10 · 2012-09-27T19:36:20+00:00

I've been on Reddit three weeks, and I learned that last week! HAH! Jokes on you, college boy!

JohnnyKavalier · 2012-09-27T17:20:59+00:00

Mothwe of God! Game changer!!!!

yonthickie · 2012-09-27T19:15:07+00:00

Do American students drink milk? In Britain it is common only among very young children , I am not saying that adults shouldn't drink it- just that here they don't. I also hate dunking biscuits( cookies) in any drink-usually tea or coffee here -it's the sogginess! So slimy! Yuk!

PhysioTheRapist · 2012-09-27T19:36:47+00:00

Year 3 physiology prof - Wear tan coloured pants, in case of a coffee spill.

River1 · 2012-09-27T19:47:37+00:00

My life will never be the same, thank you.

griffith12 · 2012-09-27T19:58:37+00:00

I think I probably had the same look on my face the caveman did when they figured out that whole "wheel thing".

KellyTheET · 2012-09-27T20:00:10+00:00

If you put the milk in a bowl you won't have to worry about the cookie falling off the fork. You can even use your hands.

jewishest · 2012-09-27T20:12:25+00:00

Dear gods...

Vannahmay12 · 2012-09-27T20:19:17+00:00

oh.....ma...gawd.......im so stupid. i hate havind to stick my fingers in my milk

Spartans4lyfe · 2012-09-27T20:21:25+00:00

mind blown

Asdayasman · 2012-09-27T20:25:19+00:00

We killed the server and no-one's rehosted?

GoodSirKnight · 2012-09-27T20:27:57+00:00

Careful though, this works better with regular than doublestuff. Most people are used to DS so they'll try this and it'll fall apart. This is the correct way to eat oreos and I've been doing it for years.

Jesreddit · 2012-09-27T20:29:54+00:00

thats just cheating

hennyfurlopez · 2012-09-27T20:34:30+00:00

Thanks, I needed to gain 20 pounds this weekend!

petaboil · 2012-09-27T20:35:59+00:00

the link is not loading for me, could someone please tell me what it was?

JesusJuice915 · 2012-09-27T20:43:06+00:00

I'm not able to see the link. Any way you can resubmit it, please?

JustLetMeComment · 2012-09-27T20:43:50+00:00

I think we crashed the server......

Betucker · 2012-09-27T20:51:36+00:00

that is glorious!

Tebasaki · 2012-09-27T20:52:56+00:00

The most important thing I learned from the most important thing you learned after nearly 4 years at one of the nation's top colleges is that forkparty loads so fucking slow.

Waramp · 2012-09-27T20:55:50+00:00

The most important thing I learned at university was how to shotgun a bottle of beer using a bendy-neck straw. Life-changing.

Blazinasian35 · 2012-09-27T20:57:28+00:00

Don't forget that using chopsticks to eat cheetos means no messy fingers.

YamiMoto · 2012-09-27T20:58:14+00:00

You learned it wrong. Tongs. http://www.amazon.com/Good-Cook-Classic-10-Inch-Deluxe/dp/B000BPBT7M/ref=sr_1_13?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1348779466&sr=1-13

Asiansensationz · 2012-09-27T20:59:12+00:00

Eat Cheetos with chopsticks

GillyDaFish · 2012-09-27T20:59:13+00:00

the forks at my house are too thick so this doesn't work for me

nope43 · 2012-09-27T21:07:29+00:00

link won't load

viralkat · 2012-09-27T21:26:03+00:00

brainexploding.gif

ManHoFerSnow · 2012-09-27T21:29:26+00:00

I learned to get your fingers dirty and dip that shit, also at a college...but that is a pretty smart trick if you are posh

hawaiikawika · 2012-09-27T21:30:03+00:00

The best part is that now your milk doesn't taste like fingers. No one likes fingered milk.

Enjoy_the_Buffet · 2012-09-27T21:30:59+00:00

Replying so I remember this.... Downvote if you want.

easy_Money · 2012-09-27T21:34:03+00:00

Get this man to NASA

ryxindrintha · 2012-09-27T21:35:45+00:00

Personally, getting your fingers wet is part of the experience. Well, as long as you wash your hands first anyway.

sasha0827 · 2012-09-27T21:38:00+00:00

Damn Big Ten school taught me nothing like this.

ketura · 2012-09-27T21:41:27+00:00

My favorite oreo trick. Learned from my mom when I was a wee lad.

Derpstomper · 2012-09-27T21:42:04+00:00

You... you are my hero

stillcole · 2012-09-27T21:47:56+00:00

well la de da

Cobaltcat22 · 2012-09-27T21:48:37+00:00

This.Changes.EVERYTHING.

Hurriquake · 2012-09-27T21:49:23+00:00

BE A MAN.

chorizoguey · 2012-09-27T21:49:44+00:00

im stupid!

Jebus_Chris · 2012-09-27T21:51:31+00:00

NO, you drop them in and spoon them out.

Teves3D · 2012-09-27T21:55:31+00:00

OMG A NEW BREAK THROUGH IN TECHNOLOGY

weymaro · 2012-09-27T21:57:40+00:00

Oh my god.. all my life... I had no idea

ClockCat · 2012-09-27T21:58:01+00:00

Milk, it does a body

Mongo1021 · 2012-09-27T21:58:14+00:00

This photo will truly change my life. Awesome!

Stompedyourhousewith · 2012-09-27T21:58:26+00:00

NOW I'M AS SMART AS ONE OF DEM FANCY COLLEGE KIDS!

mhyquel · 2012-09-27T22:04:05+00:00

NO - My TEETH!

All i can think about is biting into the fork. That's not how cookies work.

jcdffl · 2012-09-27T22:05:47+00:00

That just blew my mind! So simple!

buhnahnuhbred · 2012-09-27T22:06:26+00:00

God damn it. I've been doing it wrong.

Chronic_BOOM · 2012-09-27T22:07:12+00:00

My GOD.

morph89 · 2012-09-27T22:07:45+00:00

Very nice. I remember reading that humans enjoy eating more with our hands however. The same article also mentioned that we enjoy drinking from cups made of glass the most as well. I can't find this article for the life of me though :-/

OleFj40 · 2012-09-27T22:10:14+00:00

you didn't run across the t-zo today did you?

Pocket_Ben · 2012-09-27T22:12:39+00:00

commom_username · 2012-09-27T22:12:57+00:00

relevant

Black3200 · 2012-09-27T22:14:07+00:00

I learned this from Reddit. Like 3 weeks ago.

fludd12 · 2012-09-27T22:17:00+00:00

How do I upvote more than once?

sinkissedsweeto · 2012-09-27T22:27:12+00:00

...Oh my god! That's genius!

Rixxer · 2012-09-27T22:28:18+00:00

You mean people don't normally do this?

DotishGuy · 2012-09-27T22:41:12+00:00

just use a fucking bowl oh my god

michpely · 2012-09-27T22:46:09+00:00

tomBARCIK · 2012-09-27T22:48:05+00:00

my freshman hs social studies teacher taught me this genius idea

anothernebraskajones · 2012-09-27T22:48:32+00:00

You just changed my life. Now I actually /need/ that gym membership I keep getting offers for in the mail.

mick4state · 2012-09-27T22:50:45+00:00

/r/LifeProTips

LaxCrosse007 · 2012-09-27T22:51:47+00:00

The question is, will it work with quadruple stuff oreos or will the two double-stuff halves fall apart? Dammit I need oreos now.

ForsakenCarnage · 2012-09-27T22:52:44+00:00

My life is now forever changed.

perfluoro · 2012-09-27T22:53:32+00:00

The fact that you went to one of the top universities is irrelevant to the post. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

FA-Q · 2012-09-27T22:54:01+00:00

Mind. Blown. Really missed out not going to college.

thatwongguy30 · 2012-09-27T22:55:45+00:00

genius!

bkinch15 · 2012-09-27T23:01:43+00:00

absolutely brilliant

ExceedingJohn · 2012-09-27T23:03:16+00:00

Genius.

oldschool043 · 2012-09-27T23:05:08+00:00

What is this, amateur hour? I take small bites in the top and bottom of each wafer so as to decrease the time it takes for milk to displace the air inside all the nooks and crannies. After about 20 seconds, it's usually completely filled with milk but somehow still has a little crunch.

kharmakazy · 2012-09-27T23:12:39+00:00

No.

Fill glass with oreos.

Fill oreo glass with milk.

Eat resulting mush with spoon.

twentytwocents · 2012-09-27T23:12:54+00:00

OMG this changes EVERYTHING! Henceforth this shall be known as year Zero!

DevilsBestFriend · 2012-09-27T23:13:01+00:00

You're a prick

terminal_velocity · 2012-09-27T23:13:50+00:00

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?! This changes EVERYTHING!

Fiery-Heathen · 2012-09-27T23:19:01+00:00

YOU CAN DO THAT???WHHHHAAA...

MyNameIsJoey · 2012-09-27T23:24:04+00:00

revolutionary

Daviderbestur · 2012-09-27T23:24:10+00:00

Please add a nsfl tag next can not unsee

thelewisaurus · 2012-09-27T23:25:07+00:00

Just going to leave this here.

http://www.thedipr.com/

WinklersMeat · 2012-09-27T23:25:30+00:00

Well this changes everything.

coffeeholic91 · 2012-09-27T23:27:15+00:00

OMG this is genius! and i'm here getting my fucking fingers soaked in cookie milk

3aTroop · 2012-09-27T23:29:49+00:00

That fork is DRUNK! Go home fork you are doing it wrong!

IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH · 2012-09-27T23:31:39+00:00

The nation?

TheyCallMeSuperChunk · 2012-09-27T23:34:20+00:00

May I present to you: The Dipr. Yeah it's a unitasker, but it works great and it's like 3 bucks.

KRossVD · 2012-09-27T23:35:18+00:00

This is what I learned.

roger_rabbit44 · 2012-09-27T23:41:54+00:00

Now I don't need to spend my final year at school to figure it out

BassCreat0r · 2012-09-27T23:43:53+00:00

I need some mother fucking Oreo's, TIME NOW!

BebytheBeast · 2012-09-27T23:51:23+00:00

Dear god.

splitkid1950 · 2012-09-27T23:52:30+00:00

you must have gotten a liberal arts degree

BluesFan43 · 2012-09-27T23:53:34+00:00

Thank you

chimchim64 · 2012-09-27T23:53:59+00:00

Thanks! You just saved me four years of college!

CrazyCasbahJive · 2012-09-27T23:54:00+00:00

I just jizzed in my brain.

jconnop · 2012-09-27T23:55:34+00:00

This... this changes EVERYTHING.

dodge_viper · 2012-09-27T23:58:00+00:00

this is the first time my wife said, yeah, saw it on pinterest. usually it's the other way around.

EDomina · 2012-09-27T23:58:34+00:00

This also works quite well

scottperezfox · 2012-09-28T00:01:19+00:00

That's some fancy Ivy League shit right there. We lick our fingers!

DanFlyhight · 2012-09-28T00:11:54+00:00

I discovered that a couple months ago. ITS AMAZING

Hammerguy4 · 2012-09-28T00:15:48+00:00

I give a mouse a cookie, and he asked for a fucking fork!

vanev04 · 2012-09-28T00:18:29+00:00

oh man. You have created a monster :)

Juslotting · 2012-09-28T00:22:38+00:00

I now don't need to go to college

loftzilla · 2012-09-28T00:25:21+00:00

Must. Try. Now

amishius · 2012-09-28T00:28:53+00:00

I went to Brown where we weren't afraid to get our fingers dirty.

The_Kommunist · 2012-09-28T00:28:53+00:00

My whole life has been a lie. The twist, lick, double dib routine was a LIE!!!

Boazicus · 2012-09-28T00:29:12+00:00

Holy shit this is a game changer. All these years I've had to dip my fingers into the milk to dunk the end of the cookie, and now I see this. I have to go re-evaluate my entire life.

haikiba · 2012-09-28T00:32:45+00:00

Yeah, I don't bite down on metal nearly enough while eating cookies, this is a great idea.

D4rkr4in · 2012-09-28T00:32:53+00:00

Ha didn't have to go to college, just learn it on Reddit! Yes!

doctamonay · 2012-09-28T00:33:26+00:00

genius

raccooneyes · 2012-09-28T00:33:39+00:00

Yes... YES! All of my upvotes!

JohnnyNoCares · 2012-09-28T00:54:20+00:00

/r/LifeProTips material right here

feor1300 · 2012-09-28T00:57:43+00:00

I call BS, a college kid wouldn't make more dishes to wash if he didn't have to.

kingsmuse · 2012-09-28T00:59:00+00:00

Genius!!

That was the cheapest college education I ever got.

doesnotexist1000 · 2012-09-28T01:03:01+00:00

You learned that college? You lie...

Too lazy to use/wash fork

spider-tongue · 2012-09-28T01:06:48+00:00

Fuckin A dude!

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-28T01:11:45+00:00

The first thing out of my mouth when I saw this. "HOLY SHIT. I have to rethink my whole life right now"

hippokillr · 2012-09-28T01:12:20+00:00

thanks for the 200,000 dollars of education.

shaggyzon4 · 2012-09-28T01:15:13+00:00

Business major, no doubt.

NakedPancake · 2012-09-28T01:18:05+00:00

I don't understand the idea behind dipping a cookie in milk. To me it seems like both a waste of a cookie and a waste of milk.

Why would I want a soggy cookie and crumbs in my milk?

Moorath · 2012-09-28T01:18:42+00:00

Thanks. You just saved me 36k.

n1ghtk1n9 · 2012-09-28T01:28:14+00:00

I still don't get it.. O.o

aconnormartin · 2012-09-28T01:31:09+00:00

This. Changes. Everything.

guns_of_navarone · 2012-09-28T01:31:39+00:00

I haven't been this blown away since I found out about eating cheetos with chopsticks

tyh64 · 2012-09-28T01:33:00+00:00

ITT: http://i.qkme.me/3r3wfm.jpg

HGMIx3 · 2012-09-28T01:34:28+00:00

Jesus Christ you're a genius

SomeFakeInternetName · 2012-09-28T01:39:28+00:00

LPT!

soccergeek114 · 2012-09-28T01:40:37+00:00

oh...my...god........ THIS MIGHT BE, THE MOST VALUABLE THING THAT I HAVE AND WILL EVER LEARN IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE ON THIS MISERABLE PLANET.

^ AND I LEARNED IT ON FUCKING REDDIT

aristonmetron · 2012-09-28T01:41:56+00:00

hm I would rather use a spoon and a wide mug because you can leave it in the milk longer and not worry if a piece breaks.

makeit_so · 2012-09-28T01:45:27+00:00

Doing Keto.... want some god damn Oreos

IrishWristWatches · 2012-09-28T01:50:44+00:00

Learned just now. Mind officially blown. No Oreos :(

amoore2600 · 2012-09-28T01:55:24+00:00

Fucking yeah! Fork'n it!

matt1728 · 2012-09-28T02:02:36+00:00

That explains why my college is so cheap, we don't learn life skills.

TheLoopOfKarma · 2012-09-28T02:10:06+00:00

Until you bite the fork

Smug_Grundle · 2012-09-28T02:20:44+00:00

MIND BLOWN

jsbigred · 2012-09-28T02:37:18+00:00

Sweet, now I don't have to go to college. These online degrees really work.

lacedpuddingcups · 2012-09-28T02:38:49+00:00

Are those single stuff? Pathetic.

batfiend · 2012-09-28T02:49:29+00:00

(O_O)

How did I live to 23 years of age without knowing this?

Jen_slipknot · 2012-09-28T02:59:31+00:00

Why have I never thought of this before?!? I've been using a spoon the whole time....

jsandler18 · 2012-09-28T03:10:34+00:00

Mother of God.

PhonyUsername · 2012-09-28T03:15:35+00:00

Why is the rim of the glass tinted blue?

stormyweather117 · 2012-09-28T03:15:47+00:00

I just learned that from your photo and I'm graduating now :( I'VE USED MY HAND THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!

andyso1978 · 2012-09-28T03:30:39+00:00

Holyshit, you're a genius!!! Now I gotta go buy some milk an Oreos

tjdatc · 2012-09-28T03:31:22+00:00

If you had attended Eastern Illinois, you would have learned that in only three years.

prplemoos · 2012-09-28T03:33:39+00:00

That's fucking brilliant.

MagnitoInCognito · 2012-09-28T03:36:15+00:00

A whole new world...

noturtypicalredditor · 2012-09-28T03:54:03+00:00

I need Oreos STAT.

MapleSyrupJizz · 2012-09-28T03:59:40+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

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