Bizzaro does it again.

captainmagictrousers · 10 days

And that's why I named my dog "Password".

GraharG · 10 days

Ah I miss my cat, good old little Dr45tNy7:8d5

shitty_titler · 10 days

Bizzaro does it again

I'm sorry, guys. I didn't have a hand in this one.

RalphiesBoogers · 10 days

I hate when I forget my dog's name, but then I remember it's because I have no pets.

Close_to_Perfect · 10 days

By this logic you should select your first teacher wisely too. Mine was Ms. Schultejans. That's just bad luck.

sinisterunicorn · 10 days

Just don't name her colby.

coreycubed · 10 days

It's spelled "Bizarro". It's even right there in the upper left corner of the picture. You had one job, OP...!

fannyalgersabortion · 10 days

Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro! Bizzarro!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY

HIPPOPOTANUS · 10 days

Security questions are something you fill out and never remember again.

jb4427 · 10 days

Also, make sure you have a specific best childhood friend, and a definite favorite color.

scots23 · 10 days

For the last six years I've been using a nonsense string of numbers and letters for these questions. It's like a master password.

as_a_black_guy · 10 days

I miss The Far Side . . .

and Pharcyde, now that I think about it.

roccco · 10 days

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/06/08/children-warned-name-of-first-pet-should-contain-8-characters-and-a-digit/

Newshoe · 10 days

"1,2,3,4,5"... Same as the combination for my luggage

fadedseaside · 10 days

I used to have lots of Bizarro collection books. does he still put a cake and an alien in each panel? (Tangentially, I miss back when Dan Piraro did his typography in all caps.)

I_Post_Drunk · 10 days

Legfart.

digitrix · 10 days

And be sure to post about her all the time, you know... to make information gathering easy.

cube1701 · 10 days

I'm always paranoid about security questions, so I use completely fake answers.

Toenail_Collection · 10 days

Why it's best to include at least one number in your pet's name.

raulh · 10 days

i shall name him password.

skjoliver · 10 days

Apple asked me to do 3 security questions... fucking couldn't answer ANY of them!!

ReUsable_Tampon · 10 days

I remember I used to name all my pets pikachu and when my security question came up it was a breeze to answer. =]

EDIT: I was like 13 and obsessed with Pokemon

jmw1337 · 10 days

Such an important life decision.

long_ruler · 10 days

I loved my dog's name. It was a Rottweiler and I am of Chinese decent. So we named him Rotchie.

enjoysuon · 10 days

this just rubs it in for me, my issue is i forgot my questions for trying to recover my password

BearsInBoats · 10 days

My go to security question is grandfather's occupation. You guys will never guess it

ViolaPurpurea · 10 days

Name it Ok, let the haters come!

Italian_Barrel_Roll · 10 days

Come here hunter2! Who's a good boy? Is it hunter2? Yes it is!

RP_Thead · 10 days

dog1

pikindaguy · 10 days

The worst question I had to deal with when recovering was: What is your favorite food?

How am I supposed to remember what my food was when I was registering 2 years ago, it wasn't pizza or burritos or burrito which are my staples.

netpastor · 10 days

helping people fill out applications in a past job, we would arrive on the security questions page. first security question was "favorite food" and as i said "don't put pizza" the amount of people who had to stop and erase their answer was astounding. also "favorite color, " don't put "red." "AW COME ON!!!"

StarkyA · 10 days

Pro-tip:

Ignore what the security question asks and make up your own question and answer. Something that would be very difficult for anyone else to guess, or figure out.

REDBULLgivesUupvotes · 10 days

Btw, pro tip, when choosing passwords and security questions for different websites, you should create them with a universal function you've created, that's a function of the name of the site as well as whatever the security question is. This way, you only have to memorize one thing (the function itself), and if any of your passwords/security questions are ever compromised, no one will ever be able to use the compromised password to hack in to one of your other accounts (unless they somehow miraculously obtain your function).

See, mathematics DOES have real world applications.

SonicAlarm · 10 days

I've never heard of this comic strip before, so all I could think about after seeing the title was the Sealab episode. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY&feature=related

will_at_work · 10 days

Make sure the name has an upercase, lowercase, symbol, and number in it

RetroHipster · 10 days

Bizarro!

nicholmikey · 10 days

I miss my dog

sultanblender · 10 days

Huh, there is a number 2 above Dan Piraro's name. That means two of his "hidden symbols" are in the comic, but I dont see any of them! No pie, eyeball, UFO, dynamite, etc...

iiCUBED · 10 days

My bird's name is Co-Co

a_hungry_anus · 10 days

Me got answer.

Ever since you plug in monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro's mommy?

El_Nicos · 10 days

I thought it was : Blizzard does it again.

postsinsensitively · 10 days

Does WHAT again? Does WHAT?

Show me an instance of the time that they did 'it' previously, and then explain the correlation between the two.

You and your vague and cliched fucking title.

HiddenIdentities · 10 days

A friend of mine met some "girl" online. They started chatting through MSN, and was quick to start asking him questions like "what is your dogs name" and "What city was your father born". Didn't realize they were trying to get the answers to his security questions.

They succeeded.

randomnamebutton · 10 days

Logged in to up-vote. Nice one.

TargetBoy · 10 days

Little Doggy Tables!

papersailboat · 10 days

why is this on the front page? am I too dour to find this even remotely funny?

PretendsToKnowThings · 10 days

Original Bizarro

ZeroGSpaceCow · 10 days

Why does the title sound like it was announced by John Madden?

eryoshi · 10 days

Keep in mind, too, that the name you choose will be instrumental in discovering your porn name.

ArkTangent · 10 days

I sure did love ol' Correct Horse Battery Staple.

SellinThings · 10 days

Who forgets what they name their pet?

dixinormous · 10 days

And yet I still get the answers wrong? I lived on the same damn street for over 30 years but I am wrong every single time.

CyanideEater · 10 days

Somewhat relevant Cy+H

MyLittleButtercup · 10 days

In the late 1990s when I first really started using the Internet, my password really was my dog's name plus the year of my birth. No caps, no weird symbols. I was pretty clueless back then.

BlueEyedDevil88 · 10 days

I can't be the only one who thinks bizzaro is a terrible comic. It's poorly written, drawn, and it's not even funny. It's like The Far Side's little retarded brother.

Pravusmentis · 10 days

These questions are all about connecting the dots of your life and your life online

DJ_codeword · 10 days

Must have named her Colby

inaccurate_statement · 10 days

I thought out was gonna say please include at least 1 caps 1 lowercase and a number

SubtleMockery · 10 days

Did Bizzaro do it once before?

leprekawn · 10 days

It asks for my first pet, but I give it one of my other pets instead. I refuse to be baited into backstory mining attacks.

eoddc5 · 10 days

anyone have a copy of this without the shadow??

GoMrJoe · 10 days

I'm disappointed by lack of supervillain.

alphalaz · 10 days

It's funny because my dog just died in the morning.

aGuyCalledMatt · 10 days

You found Bizarro. Now we have to cut off the vent and it's only going to be given to certain people after this

Notmyrealname · 10 days

I'll always remember little Bosco.

shankems2000 · 10 days

lol if somebody ever found out the name of my first cat whiskers they'd have access to all my info, emails, bank account, ebay, amazon everything. Good thing nobody will ever know.

ekaceerf · 10 days

And thats why whenever something asks for mothers maiden name i just use Thomas Jefferson

panamaspace · 10 days

Your First Pet's Naming Recommendation from Dad to Son:

Length. Make sure your pet's name is long with eight or more characters.

Complexity. Include letters, punctuation, symbols, and numbers. Use the entire keyboard, not just the letters and characters you use or see most often. The greater the variety of characters in your dog or cat's name, the better. However, pet name hacking software automatically checks for common letter-to-symbol conversions, such as changing "and" to "&" or "to" to "2."

Variation. To keep your cat or dog's name hard to guess, change it often. Set an automatic reminder for yourself to change your dog's and/or cat's name on your email, banking, credit card and respective water bowl about every three months.

Variety. Don't use the same pet name for every little critter you pick up. Cybercriminals steal pet names from Facebook albums that have very little security, and then they use that same pet name in more secure environments, such as banking and pet store websites.

bizarrehorsecreature · 10 days

colby is both the name of my first dog and lover.

Do_it_for_the_upvote · 10 days

No, NO! You have to include at least one number in his name!

bossbrew · 10 days

I personally like the question "Name of your First Boss" and always answer as "Me".

thebakerman · 10 days

Was that funny?

ladybow · 10 days

Even though it isn't even really the point of the strip, the boy's overjoyed face as he plays with his new puppy makes me really happy for some reason.

arkain123 · 10 days

Uh, people know about this? And I thought I was being clever.

bmores8 · 10 days

speaking of security questions... fuck yahoo mail.

Damasticator · 10 days

Why do I have a feeling everyone's account is going to be locked for multiple login failures?

RobKhonsu · 10 days

Right, because you MUST record answers to those questions truthfully. It's the most secure thing to do....

Tspyder90 · 10 days

Now that bizarro has made front page, I'll take the opportunity to ask what those hidden objects in all of his comics mean.

I've always wondered, but could never find anything.

fjonk · 10 days

'But it has to be at least 8 characters long and contain at least one number.'

Levski123 · 10 days

That is a neat.. thanks for sharing OP

Cross88 · 10 days

A lot of those questions are kind of ambiguous. "Name of your first pet."

Well, my family had a pet when I was born. Does that count? What about the first pet I was responsible for? The first pet I bought and owned myself?

If it's going to be a security answer question, there can only be one answer, period. The "mother's maiden name" one is a good one.

yxonpat · 10 days

I thought a post from /r/superman had reached 5k upvotes.

falter · 10 days

Snowball II

innatetits · 10 days

I had two first pets at the same time... life is hard.

SpontaneousBanana · 10 days

How do you misspell the fucking name. YOU HAD ONE TASK. ONE TASK.

fwarg · 10 days

This sucks for me because I had a horrible stutter as a child and I named my first dog asterixasterixasterixasterix

Dixsign · 10 days

Marsha is my mother's name, Marsha is my pet's name, Marsha is my grade school name, Marsha is my first boyfriend's name... MarshaMarshaMarshaMarsha........

spectralnischay · 10 days

Not that fun when you realized they named it Colby.

ethanlan · 10 days

I'll never forget my first dogs name. maximus, I miss you =(

catnapped · 10 days

I remember Dan Piraro came and spoke at my middle school graduation. My mom told me it wasn't going to be funny but serious. The guy was hilarious the entire time and did a great job.

I still have a little slip of paper with his signature on it hanging in my room.

MRupsidedown · 10 days

˙ǝɟıן ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɹǝʍsuɐ uoıʇsǝnb ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ɐ sɐ ʇı buısn ǝq ןן,noʎ ˙ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ buıɥʇǝɯos s,ʇı ǝɹns ǝq ʇnq 'ǝʞıן noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐu uɐɔ noʎ

peetah74 · 10 days

awwww your dog is so cute. What's his name?

I'm sorry I'm not allowed to give that information out.

Appare · 10 days

The child's face is horrifying.

modulus0 · 10 days

I lie on those.

bored_in_SJ · 10 days

Multiple pets make this issue a bit of a quandary. Which one's name? The one that's easy and short, or the one that's hard to type? Oh, damn, do I have a favorite right now while I'm signing up for Amazon?? FWP.

iliketodrawstuff · 10 days

The Terminator used dog verification to assess that Johns foster parents were indeed, dead.

CoffeeIsMyConstant · 10 days

Customer service rep: "What is your dog's name?" Me: "Wolfie. (pause, then in an Arnold voice) Your foster parents are dead" Customer service rep: " ... oook, it really does say that."

I_told_you_sooo · 10 days

I work for ADT alarms and I can confirm this.

marley88 · 10 days

We should rename this subreddit r/mildly amusing.

itsallgood123 · 10 days

some profanity would justify this nuisance

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