Oktoberfest: Redditor from Munich here! This is my walk to work in the morning...

archiface · 2012-09-27T14:00:20+00:00

I remember being at Oktoberfest 2008. There was a hill behind the Hofbrau tent, which people passed out on for naps on like this. I mean dozens of people. Unfortunately, other people also used trees on the same hill as auxiliary bathrooms. The urine rivers from dozens of people peeing would make its way down the hill and end up soaking several passed out people laying in the grass. It was like a big plinko game, only with people and piss.

bananagrabber83 · 2012-09-27T13:38:51+00:00

I believe that these are what you would call 'Bierleichen'?

snowmanspike · 2012-09-27T12:47:07+00:00

Bit of context: This was at 02:40am, Munich Hauptbahnhof. Last train has left, the next one is at about 05:00am.

Rompwho · 2012-09-27T13:39:13+00:00

So you work in the upper Burger King at Munich Grand Central Station?

PredictionBoom · 2012-09-27T13:59:18+00:00

Ah, Munich in late september. Nothing like hopping into a commuter train filled with pools of vomit to get home from work. Only two hours left until the next round... sigh

wilforeilly · 2012-09-27T13:46:44+00:00

My little brother and the rest of the University College London Medics Rugby Team are there with the rule that they aren't allowed to sleep under cover at any point. So if you see a blonde, drunk Englishman asleep on some grass, give him a kick in the ribs from me.

Dankulus · 2012-09-27T14:44:09+00:00

This is the perfect time to dress up like Jesus and walk around handing out water and grilled cheese.

apple-jacks · 2012-09-27T14:09:00+00:00

One of my favorite memories from studying in Austria is the train ride to Munich for Oktoberfest. We left around 7am, and with every stop more and more men in lederhosen hopped on the train, most already drunk. By the time we arrived in Munich the train was full, and it felt like one big party. Everyone was excited and cheering when we pulled into the train station. It was almost as much fun as Oktoberfest!

Alianthos · 2012-09-27T13:47:20+00:00

When I went to Oktoberfest 3 years ago, I drank 8 pints the first night and ate a whole grilled chicken with my bare fingers.

I remember nothing after the chicken except waking up on the backseats of a car parked outside of Munich.

Awesome.

Edit : also i had minus 100€ in my wallet the next day. I guess it fits with 8 pints and 1 whole chicken.

othersomethings · 2012-09-27T13:13:18+00:00

Are these regular blokes? This is what I'd imagine happens to tourists.

EmmaMightBeDrunk · 2012-09-27T13:53:13+00:00

As a Mod for /r/drunk, let me just say this very much looks like one of our meetups!

Badeschiff · 2012-09-27T13:54:53+00:00

Good Guy Snowmanspike, takes pictures of passed out people. Blurs out their faces.

LascielCoin · 2012-09-27T14:08:19+00:00

I slept in that station 4 days ago. Good times..

JonesBee · 2012-09-27T13:34:49+00:00

It's not even October you drunk fucks.

annuges · 2012-09-27T13:57:38+00:00

Good guy german; follows privacy laws, censors faces :)

string97bean · 2012-09-27T13:20:52+00:00

I was expecting a picture like this. I am disappoint.

cementpizza · 2012-09-27T13:48:58+00:00

You need a German Ompa band to follow you to work every morning. That would be epic.

cupcake007 · 2012-09-27T13:49:26+00:00

All I could think when I saw that pic was "wow I hope the city puts out a lot of port-a-potties or already has lots of public toilets for this event.

shakemylettuce · 2012-09-27T14:02:14+00:00

I was there last year, fuck yeah Germany and your awesome Oktoberfest ways.

Currywurst and roast duck was my saviour. So much good food and good beer, I'm suprised my liver didn't disintegrate into dust!

joechicklets · 2012-09-27T15:15:46+00:00

this looks like a pick pocket's wet dream

The_Mad_Highlander · 2012-09-27T13:26:48+00:00

I've been one of those people.

REDBULLgivesUupvotes · 2012-09-27T13:26:02+00:00

Nice try, you clearly released a deadly virus in there, thinking that we would be too distracted by Brad Pitt to figure it out.

The_F_uckin_B_I · 2012-09-27T14:22:11+00:00

Octoberfest is THE WORST time for people living around the theresienwiese where the Octoberfest is. This drunk fuckers SHIT and PEE in every bush, Garage, basement entrance and so an.

zomglolreddit · 2012-09-27T14:50:03+00:00

In America we call this: EVERYONE IS UNDER ARREST! YOU THERE LYING DOWN, STOP RESISTING TAZE

Close_to_Perfect · 2012-09-27T13:41:38+00:00

Are you sure this is in Munich and not in Green Bay after that Packers game Monday night?

Socky_McPuppet · 2012-09-27T13:42:53+00:00

My one and only time at the Hofbräuhaus, I was with a large group of friends, and during a chorus of "ein Prosit, ein Prosit" I instead started them all singing "I'm loaded, I'm loaded" ...

Good times, good times.

interplanetjanet · 2012-09-27T13:35:23+00:00

...and they're all Italians.

SFischer07 · 2012-09-27T13:35:47+00:00

people are allowed to sleep in malls in germany?

ThisGuyIsOnAMobile · 2012-09-27T13:50:38+00:00

My friend admitted that his firstborn was made during Oktoberfest. He's been going ever since, but they only have two kids and he's been going for four years, two of them alone.

How do I bring this up?

mgbgtv8 · 2012-09-27T13:46:10+00:00

Did they died?

Schmiffy · 2012-09-27T13:14:50+00:00

Thats the point where i get fed up and take a taxi home. :)

rawysocki · 2012-09-27T13:49:13+00:00

Sausage Party!

ImBrokenUpAboutIt · 2012-09-27T15:19:04+00:00

This is like a bizzaro walk of shame.

cemerkmen · 2012-09-27T17:05:49+00:00

www.muenchenkotzt.de

Bamack · 2012-09-27T13:49:10+00:00

I thought the iPhone 5 release was last week?

_moerk · 2012-09-27T13:12:52+00:00

Wuhu there are other redditors in Munich besides me xD

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