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[–]alwayswearingsocks 168 points169 points ago

[–]BBWasabi 137 points138 points ago

"I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way."

I'm gonna use that.

[–]thisissam 0 points1 point ago

That was the funniest thing in that video.

[–]milkman1218 82 points83 points ago

Anybody else think that 0:42 was sexy as hell, or was it just me?

[–]frickindeal 184 points185 points ago

[–]iloveboba 51 points52 points ago

That was easy to fap to.

[–]laikalost 15 points16 points ago

Slow fap commence.

[–]Overly_Analytical 13 points14 points ago

fap.............fap...........fap.......fap....fap...fap...fap...fap

Who am i kidding. It only took the first 2.

[–]skyman724 13 points14 points ago

That escalat-JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[–]EthanXD 4 points5 points ago

Just ate a grape and I...

[–]stevent12x 10 points11 points ago

[–]NeoDharma 17 points18 points ago

God's work, son.

[–]Angry_Police_Officer 3 points4 points ago

My phone wouldn't let me close that gif. It's like it wanted me to fap to it.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Sees sexy content

Keeps it open

  • Good Guy Phone

Sees sexy content

Keeps it open while you're at work

  • Scumbag Phone

[–]WalkerGeek 2 points3 points ago

[–]man-of-God-1023 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]teddeism 4 points5 points ago

Damn, you made me wait through another Youtube commercial.

[–]Shnow 34 points35 points ago

I recommend AdBlock. I haven't watched Youtube commercials in months.

[–]totally_not_a_zombie 27 points28 points ago

Youtube has commercials?

[–]-CUNT- 14 points15 points ago

Yes because things need revenue to be paid for but as a mighty redditor that is obviously beneath you to participate in.

[–]Flene 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, YouTube should be free like healthcare and higher education! And maybe food, transportation, shelter, and clothing. I'm entitled to it!

[–]rctorment87 7 points8 points ago

I am the 47%

[–]tweakingforjesus 0 points1 point ago

It is.... </adblockplus>

[–]polly19 -1 points0 points ago

relevant username

[–]Shnow -1 points0 points ago

Exactly. I forgot for awhile too. >_>

[–]hanizen 16 points17 points ago

oh god watching this made me so uncomfortable

[–]Gin_Intoxic 0 points1 point ago

I didn't make it past them sitting down on the couch.

[–]Kaej 25 points26 points ago

Nearly 2 Million hits in 48 hours. My short film has 357 after 2 weeks.

Fuckin' memes...

[–]DextrosKnight 7 points8 points ago

if you post a link I'll gladly watch your short film

[–]FinKM 9 points10 points ago

Well put the link up so we can all see it then!

[–]trolltrolltrolld 58 points59 points ago

His short film is called Rampart

[–]OldSchoolRPGs 8 points9 points ago

Do an AMA!

[–]msgmbb 8 points9 points ago

no... thats okay...

[–]lawlbear 1 point2 points ago

Maybe your film isn't any good? I mean, it is a "short film".

[–]DeeDeeOT 13 points14 points ago

Thanks for the source... That's hilarious...She's such a good sport in all of this

[–]Cormophyte 19 points20 points ago

Actually, she's more of a promoter than a somewhat unwilling participant.

[–]holyfear 4 points5 points ago

She does seem pretty enthused about all this. Great video.

[–]CochMaestro 12 points13 points ago

Gotta say that video was prettaay prettaay pretttay good

[–]hypmoden 1 point2 points ago

I laughed audibly during this video

[–]haalhorn 54 points55 points ago

I am beginning to think that Reddit is the OAG to all of those who are in the memes.

[–]godneedsbooze 5 points6 points ago

beginning?

[–]loudnessproblems 244 points245 points ago

they should put her in a wax museum

edit: I seriously think we should petition Madame Tussauds to make a statue of her, she is probably more recognizable than some of the celebrities they have

[–]BaconCat 99 points100 points ago

Make it so the eyes follow you wherever you go

[–]loudnessproblems 21 points22 points ago

we should petition Madame Tussauds

[–]TARDIS 6 points7 points ago

Lol, OAG is now Slenderman? Maybe it's what he's running from?

[–]D14BL0 9 points10 points ago

Slenderman has no eyes.

[–]TARDIS 4 points5 points ago

That's why he's so afraid of her.

[–]Atticakes 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT! GAIS! GAIS HEY GAIS! HEY GAIS LISTEN! GAIS! HEY COME ON! GAIS! OAG is the solution to SM

[–]Zaracen 60 points61 points ago

It belongs in a museum!

[–]totallytruenotfalse 29 points30 points ago

So do you.

[–]edgesrazor 11 points12 points ago

NO. TICKET.

[–]isntjameson 0 points1 point ago

I want my family back!

[–]Plastastic 12 points13 points ago

No, we shouldn't. Why do we always have to overreact?

[–]loudnessproblems 6 points7 points ago

overly attached girlfriend deserves an over-reactive hivemind

[–]Vefantur 0 points1 point ago

SHE DESERVES ALL OF US TO LOVE HER.

[–]DirtyFuckingMind 7 points8 points ago

Actually, I think they should immortalize her as a sex doll. I'd buy that. Plus my Miley won't stay inflated anymore.

[–]Lokarn 4 points5 points ago

Pal, the Internet is not the real world. What you think is pretty amazing and important with these pseudo-"celebrities" doesn't mean that the majority of the people out there give a shit or know anything about them.

Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about that girl, only some people on Reddit and other delusional people surfing the web.

[–]dabzer 16 points17 points ago

this needs to happen.

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

Why? Don't you love me the way I am?

[–]loudnessproblems 2 points3 points ago

but that way she can keep loving you long after were all dead and gone

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

Visit me for diner every night.

[–]loudnessproblems 2 points3 points ago

"look I made a wax statue of myself for you to keep my your bed side so even when I'm gone you'll see me every morning and night."

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

'Max Statue'

[–]loudnessproblems 0 points1 point ago

damn u

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

How did you even do that? They are on opposite sides of the keyboard.

[–]loudnessproblems 3 points4 points ago

wagic

[–]patricknayani 138 points139 points ago

i still don't get why people find it funny

[–]sgtpppr 152 points153 points ago

Reddit has a crush on her so everyone laughs at her jokes.

[–]BaconCat 38 points39 points ago

Yeah, what pretty much happened was:

"Can you imagine if she was THAT attached?"

"Yeah, and it was, uh, actually pretty great."

[–]frobischer 15 points16 points ago

It's because she's funny-crazy and quite pretty. If she were disturbed-crazy threatening to commit suicide if you leave her or passive-aggressive crazy, going behind your back to destroy your friendships, relationships with your family, and sever your social connections so you'll only have her, and then treats you like crap anyway, it wouldn't be as entertaining to watch.

[–]1stAnalrapist 12 points13 points ago

"It's because she's funny-crazy and quite pretty."

.... that's just like, your opinion, man.

[–]Wufei74 3 points4 points ago

/me hugs frobischer.

It's okay bro. She's gone forever.

[–]DEEZNUTZ -1 points0 points ago

Fuck ya I'd bang the shit outta her

[–]atafies 1 point2 points ago

Was in a study group with a bunch of guys and a single girl recently and noticed this. Every comment she made brought a roar of laughter. Then again, my sense of humor goes to sleep when I'm on adderall, so she could actually have been funny.

[–]cyberslick188 37 points38 points ago

OAG is the Boxxie of reddit.

Everyone loves it now, in a month she will be the most hated person in existence.

[–]massivelydinky 5 points6 points ago

So expect /r/gonewild to have "I hate OAG" written all over the submissions soon?

[–]Magnesus 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but you won't be able to get rid of her, beacause, you know, she is OA.

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

Who the hell is Boxxie?

edit: Oh god, I googled. Made it through 12 seconds.

[–]Not_Me_But_A_Friend 0 points1 point ago

4chan attention whore

[–]ChaosDesigned 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you! Boxxie is a sweet sweet angel.. I love her so much.

[–]Vefantur 1 point2 points ago

So... 4chan, then?

[–]beccaw 3 points4 points ago

Because reddit is overly attached to overly attached girlfriend.

[–]ApolloEcigs 2 points3 points ago

Reddit has a lot of guys who can't get laid.

[–]markevens 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, there is nothing funny about this.

[–]Vefantur -1 points0 points ago

She's a cute girl who made a somewhat dumb video (for bieber, or all people), but said video had random shots in it that took off and somehow became a meme overnight. Hivemind, what can you do? That said, I find it funny as well... oops.

edit: after reading some people replying to you and their interpretation of what you said: if you were talking about this video, I didn't think it was funny. I was talking about the birth of the meme itself.

[–]hst_17 32 points33 points ago

There is nothing funny about that video.

[–]ewolf132 11 points12 points ago

this is....funny?

[–]BourganBoy 70 points71 points ago

Trying too hard

[–]JofanM 25 points26 points ago

Try Hard. Featuring Bruce Willis.

[–]knightofmars 8 points9 points ago

Try Harder.

[–]Lawsuitup 24 points25 points ago

Try Hard or Try Trying.

[–]colourmeblue 0 points1 point ago

Try Hard or Try Dying?

[–]macogle[!] 1 point2 points ago

Try So Hard

[–]7FoldSamurai 35 points36 points ago

Is that Marky Mark Wahlberg?

[–]NebraskaMerican 19 points20 points ago

Jimmy Tatro

[–]stdtm 1 point2 points ago

West Coast Jimmy.

[–]MellowSeahorse 18 points19 points ago

Nah. He's not feeling the vibrations.

[–]Wild2098 24 points25 points ago

Her face is just too forced.

[–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

Remember the South Park episode about Britney Spears? That's the vibe I'm starting to get about this.

[–]Dick_Serious 50 points51 points ago

God damn reddit is lame as shit.

[–]NegativeGhostrider 1 point2 points ago

I prefer stuff like this than random pics of "derrrherrr Hey Reddit, check out this inanimate object that looks barely remotely like ______!!" or "Hey guyz remember this/these??"

Also, all the DAMNED POKEMON posts! WTF! I don't know about anyone else here on Reddit, but Pokemon came out right when I was outgrowing that kind of phase where cutesy anime creatures were even remotely appealing.

[–]manwithnoname_88 9 points10 points ago

There is only one solution to that.

[–]Dick_Serious 25 points26 points ago

Kill myself.

Is it kill myself?

[–]ermahgerdstermpernk 18 points19 points ago

No, it's kill everyone else.

[–]manwithnoname_88 10 points11 points ago

Okay, two solutions.

[–]am_305 84 points85 points ago

she's adorable

[–]Boblow_Jihobey 18 points19 points ago

I find this girl annoying as fuck

[–]backtothepresent 27 points28 points ago

this is getting old

[–]2012reddit 33 points34 points ago

sorry guys this is corny. can she make another face?

[–]kfreed12 11 points12 points ago

No, it is stuck like that now

[–]knightofmars 11 points12 points ago

The porno is going to be quite interesting then.

[–]rarrrr10 -1 points0 points ago

change of wind direction

[–]Dodgerillo 25 points26 points ago

Can this meme just fucking die already?

[–]overdude 44 points45 points ago

I am so sick of this girl's face.

[–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea 14 points15 points ago

This shit was never funny.

[–]moviefreak11 21 points22 points ago

I had to double-check that this was r/funny

[–]belsambar 8 points9 points ago

This is terrible.

[–]The_Bangs 10 points11 points ago

She needs to lay off. We don't get this kind of crap from Bad Luck Brian.

[–]Nanobot 3 points4 points ago

He was asked to appear in one of these skits, but Scumbag Steve gave him the wrong address.

[–]HaloFan9795 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of which didn't Scumbag Steve make a rap video?

[–]Vefantur 1 point2 points ago

I think so, but you have to pay to watch it and it takes forever to load.

[–]Lazerus42 0 points1 point ago

what a scu...

Ohhahaha I get it.

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

What a dick.

[–]Abswility 8 points9 points ago

I've never seen one person so interested in running their own meme into the ground and beating that dead horse so spectacularly and violently.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 5 points6 points ago

From reading the comments here I am kind of glad that redditors are finally starting to understand that OAG stopped being funny after the second day.

[–]MayonnaiseMan 8 points9 points ago

Congratulations... who gives a fuck

[–]1stAnalrapist 6 points7 points ago

God, I am fucking sick of this chick.

[–]torosyan 35 points36 points ago

stop this shit reddit. stop it now.

[–]WhiskeyWhoopingCrane 6 points7 points ago

END THIS MADNESS.

[–]dontreallyexist 22 points23 points ago

[–]HerrKrinkle 53 points54 points ago

I'm so tired of this girl.

[–]Watchdog84 4 points5 points ago

Get RES and block OAG posts

[–]HerrKrinkle 1 point2 points ago

Have RES. Did not know I could block stuff. Thanks.

[–]Boblow_Jihobey 5 points6 points ago

Agreed. I never really liked her in the first place.

[–]AnkhOmega 36 points37 points ago

I'm not, but whatever floats your boat/powers your subspace drive/ fuels your jetpack.

[–]Emotaculous 12 points13 points ago

tickles your fancy/charges your flux capacitor/pops your weasel

[–]Neeps89 10 points11 points ago

puts the dip on your chip/steams your vegetables/flips your burger/drops your panties.

[–]Semaphor 9 points10 points ago

rings your doorbell/fluffs your pillow/reticulates your splines.

[–]Emotaculous 5 points6 points ago

wags your tail/humps your horse/grooms your doo/drops your bass.

[–]zzzuluz 2 points3 points ago

blows your hair back/changes your oil/flosses your teeth

[–]philldwill 1 point2 points ago

The title of this post mentions that it's OAG. So, if you're tired of her, don't click on links that are obviously related. It's really quite simple.

[–]Auroraei 10 points11 points ago

Am I the only one completely fed up and annoyed by OAG? She's not funny, she's extremely plain looking, and she's milking this stupid meme for all it worth.

Her entire life she's going to have people asking her to do that stupid face, it will be all she's known for, nobody will take her seriously. I'd kill myself.

[–]TheCasualCommenter 2 points3 points ago

The ghost of the camera man is behind her! :O

[–]elemen -1 points0 points ago

...DAE see the reflection of the dude on OAG's left side?

[–]Blurrp 0 points1 point ago

it is a sad day... When i see reposts from memebase on reddit

[–]Zolty 1 point2 points ago

So by made you mean you screen capped and exported as a gif?

[–]ChilBroBagins 2 points3 points ago

You didn't make this. Jimmy Tatro made this.

[–]pathary 6 points7 points ago

Am the only one who thinks OAG is kind of an attention whore now?

[–]PokeyOats 10 points11 points ago

This is getting old, FAST!

ATTN: OAG - your 5 minutes of fame is up!

[–]lllllllillllllllllll 5 points6 points ago

For the overly attached redditors:

/r/Laina

[–]Unit4 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting that to get really creepy really fast, but it was amazingly tame for a fan subreddit. I didn't read the comments, though, still scared of how creepy it will get.

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

They too, were more tame than I expected.

[–]theylivewesleep 3 points4 points ago

Next stop...porn

[–]Techttz 1 point2 points ago

Nightmares.

[–]foooelz 4 points5 points ago

Overly Attached Reddit

[–]rawbertson 0 points1 point ago

i would hate myself if i was known for something gimmicky

[–]Spr09 -2 points-1 points ago

I think I'll stick to slenderman...

[–]marijoanas -1 points0 points ago

This was so wierd watching while loading

[–]roflmaodub -1 points0 points ago

scary!

[–]TheBiscuit -1 points0 points ago

This is the only thing involving OAG that I've ever laughed at.

[–]ohwowbeau -1 points0 points ago

OMG THE REFLECTION!!! either a ghost or cameraman... anyone else see that?

[–]Babelfish14 0 points1 point ago

It's the guy on the phone.

[–]grigorG -1 points0 points ago

HILARIOUS

[–]TriggaFinger -1 points0 points ago

Im pretty sure he calls out for Gandalf when he sees her

[–]her_gentleman_lover -1 points0 points ago

you are not jimmy....

[–]Deceptolon 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking creepy. To the frontpage with ya!

[–]mygtiswizlo 0 points1 point ago

Slendergirl

[–]D14BL0 1 point2 points ago

Not sure what's going on in this thread. We just all jumped ship and hate OAG now?

[–]danbreeno92 0 points1 point ago

I genuinely became a bit frightened with how long that shot of her kept going on... Chills uhhhh

[–]sirmegalorddrawesome -1 points0 points ago

i don't know how we continue to love this. she...creeps...me..the..fuck..out

[–]NO_OBS 0 points1 point ago

"She's fucking phyc-OOOKKK SHE'S IN MY HOUSE..."

[–]Zoe_Lea 1 point2 points ago

[–]ilikedroids 1 point2 points ago

Now to make the Slender mode.

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

nothing against her but thats so creepy Id shoot her

[–]ZombiezRhawt 0 points1 point ago

Jimmy :'D

[–]indyK1ng 0 points1 point ago

[–]CupofBallSoup 0 points1 point ago

That stare scares the living shit out of me!

[–]SeaBearPA 0 points1 point ago

listen to the song internet friends while watching this

[–]zlanj 0 points1 point ago

I actually got scared. not even kidding

[–]Mikesapien 0 points1 point ago

"You blocked me on facebook, and now you're going to die."

[–]hoopvillian 0 points1 point ago

I'm ready to see you naked.

[–]azimov_the_wise 0 points1 point ago

She's my favorite meme person. I Wish I could meet her in real life. She seems to be a pretty nice person.

[–]Sufferix 0 points1 point ago

She's cute. I would let her be overly attached to me.

[–]Diablohaze 0 points1 point ago

nice repost brah

[–]heyouskank 0 points1 point ago

I'd do the same thing, that guy is hot as hell...

[–]numbah84 5 points6 points ago

His name is Jimmy Tatro, he goes to my school and also has a pretty hilarious youtube channel. Check it out!

[–]CynicSatire 2 points3 points ago

A shame most people here will hate most of his videos.

[–]Drunken-Historian 4 points5 points ago

He makes a lot of fraternity videos. Not that many people outside of being in a fraternity or sorority would like his videos.

[–]md619 7 points8 points ago

But what's his chill to pull?

[–]CuntMcFuckGiggles 0 points1 point ago

So basically he's like Dane Cook: Unfunny as fuck and meant for drunken 18 year old college freshmen.

[–]cardiganthugg 0 points1 point ago

I went to highschool with him and he was my lab partner once. This is the most perfect description of him I've ever seen.

[–]CuntMcFuckGiggles 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to hear that man. My lab partner was a chick whose pussy smelled SO bad, you could smell it through her clothes. I'd still rather have smelly pussy as my lab partner than Dane Cook.

[–]numbah84 0 points1 point ago

I dislike most frat guys, but still find his stuff funny