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im 24 and this is how my dad describes raising us (img43.imageshack.us)

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[–]Squalor- 426 points427 points ago

The original.

[–]Mattzlo 137 points138 points ago

The sounds make it that much better.

[–]DarthChocolate 38 points39 points ago

That is a damn good little animation, I wish i could animate like that.

[–]melthornal 48 points49 points ago

I had a friend in high school who said something like that. Then he animated in every spare second he had, every single day, and within, I don't know, maybe a year he was animating stuff way better than this. And he started from nothing. So uh, go do it.

[–]black27696 14 points15 points ago

Life, ah, uh, finds a way

[–]melthornal 2 points3 points ago

Practice motherfucker, ain't you heard of it?

[–]ynafeet 2 points3 points ago

Are we talkin bout PRACTICE?!

[–]jbolin 0 points1 point ago

Not a game!

[–]gtalley10 0 points1 point ago

How to get to Carnegie Hall.

[–]MrKrowe 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yC8Gk.gif

[–]DarthChocolate 16 points17 points ago

I know, I want to. I need to read up on how to start I suppose. I have a lot of downtime at work I could practice, but I waste it on reddit. Thanks for the motivation.

[–]firstcity_thirdcoast 13 points14 points ago

Just start sketching flipbooks during your downtime. Same concept, just lo-fi. Then you can scan them in and see how they look composited together.

[–]melthornal 8 points9 points ago

Well, you go buy one of those used drawing tablet things and start drawing with it every single day until it becomes natural. There is animating software that shows you the last few frames in brown and the current frame in black or whatever, and you just draw the new frame slightly different. It really just takes practice.

[–]furiouslybob 3 points4 points ago

http://www.theanimatorssurvivalkit.com/

[–]heff17 80 points81 points ago

'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

[–]Excentinel 15 points16 points ago

I instantly thought of this.

[–]MoroccoBotix 7 points8 points ago

Wow, that takes me back.

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    [–]carlotta4th 8 points9 points ago

    Also, in the gif version I could not see when the little girl came down, and was completely perplexed as to what happened. So the movie helps out quite a bit.

    [–]Karbear_debonair 1 point2 points ago

    I wasn't going to watch it until you mentioned the sounds. I'm so glad you did.

    Weeeeee.....eeeeEEEEE!

    [–]chrom_ed 0 points1 point ago

    How much better is that?

    [–]katalyst_ 27 points28 points ago

    the sound when the kid gets decked by the swing

    [–]lostmygravitas 9 points10 points ago

    Even cartoon suffering makes me laugh. I must not be as good of a person as I think I am.

    [–]allstar3907 2 points3 points ago

    I only caught that the second time when I watched it for sound. Def worth a second watch just for that.

    [–]random314 22 points23 points ago

    People on youtube needs potty training.

    [–]ccellofleming 10 points11 points ago

    Thank you! It was amusing as a GIF, but I actually laughed out loud at the video.

    [–]ugotamesij 0 points1 point ago

    I just wish people would link straight to the vid as the submission. I guess it's easier to reupload the pics though and escape the "This has already been posted" messages reddit gives you automatically.

    [–]ccellofleming 4 points5 points ago

    Also, I'm sure it's a matter of karma. People are far less likely to click on a youtube link than imgur.

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      [–]MrSlumpy 3 points4 points ago

      OK, every time my wife starts talking about having another kid, I'm playing this for her.

      [–]lynn 1 point2 points ago

      It may backfire -- this actually makes me want another one sooner.

      [–]v4-digg-refugee 0 points1 point ago

      Historically, this video has given me more laughs than anything else on the internet.

      [–]Corbanator13 0 points1 point ago

      You must not go on that much do you

      [–]v4-digg-refugee 0 points1 point ago

      I do, which makes it all the more sad. In actuality, it's probably not my favorite but it just gives me all sorts of fond chuckles.

      [–]TheColorOnTheWall 0 points1 point ago

      What are you talking about? OP's dad made this .gif

      [–]tedtutors 88 points89 points ago

      Two children, two parents: parents are outnumbered.

      [–]knuckboy 22 points23 points ago

      Second child is the easiest. First is a gamechanger - obviously. Second - at the time you think it's a gamechanger - turns out not so much - even during their first year.

      Third child - hold the fucking door! And that concludes our spawnfest.

      [–]tedtutors 13 points14 points ago

      How close together are yours? When my first two figured out that they could run in opposite directions and I could only chase one at a time, that's when I had to start working smarter.

      [–]knuckboy 3 points4 points ago

      Ha! The two oldest are girls; 7 & 5. The boy is nearly 2. Overall the girls cooperate with us and are pretty straight up. And their tricks are not all that hard to see through (if anything, the 5 yo sometimes falls asleep while playing hide and seek).

      But to your point, I have had to be pretty clever on punishments and other things. One very useful tactic is not to threaten to throw away toys, but to donate them. There are variations in this as well. If something is particularly bad, have them rank some of the toys and pull one of the more favorites. I don't think we've ever given away a favorite, but it gets through, and that's my thing - to cut the fog. On the plus side, THEY actually nominate toys on their own for donations. Win-win-win.

      Edit: btw - how old are yours?

      [–]tedtutors 1 point2 points ago

      Mine are older. This is fun time reminiscence for me - I've finally gotten to that "look back on this and laugh" stage.

      Good luck, enjoy the heck out of them and don't worry.

      [–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

      Thanks!

      [–]IPickOnYou 2 points3 points ago

      HA! My first reaction was, "What the hell are you smoking?"

      Because our first son was an ANGEL, and so we were not discouraged at the thought of having two.

      After our second, though? I count it a plus when I get home and the house is still standing.

      [–]knuckboy 1 point2 points ago

      They truly are all different. That's the cool thing - they are their own people.

      [–]IPickOnYou 3 points4 points ago

      That's the truth, Ruth. I often find myself lamenting this whole "Free will" thing. Horrible idea.

      It should be genetic and not activate until they move out.

      [–]exoticwaffle 3 points4 points ago

      I have two kids, and at one point I told my mom I wouldn't mind having another. She told me point-blank that I was crazy and I should just stop at two. I'm the oldest of three.

      [–]iWipeUpright 3 points4 points ago

      at least you're not the youngest, that would've been akward

      [–]exoticwaffle 2 points3 points ago

      Yeah, I chose not to share that info with my youngest sibling.

      [–]Crayth 1 point2 points ago

      I'm 22, currently not in a relationship, but I can't wait to have 3 kids. I was in a family of 2 parents, 2 kids, and it was nice, but I think a family with 3 kids is just so much more rewarding especially once the kids are out of the toddler stage.

      [–]tedtutors 28 points29 points ago

      Two kids can be buddies. With three, you have ever-shifting alliances.

      [–]knuckboy 4 points5 points ago

      I'll keep this in mind as they grow. My oldest two are girls and best and worst friends. The youngest is two. I already sense that the middle one is setting up an alliance with him.

      [–]akpak 1 point2 points ago

      As the wife of the baby brother of two older sisters: They will gang up on him mercilessly, don't worry. They will unite against a common enemy!

      (Really, my husband isn't that put upon. He learned to hold his own with well-timed clever quips. All three are awesome as adults)

      [–]Doesnt_Suck 1 point2 points ago

      This is so very true, which is why I can't decide whether two or three is optimal. Two they either are buddies or mortal enemies.. where with three.. they can rally against one and that happens to all of them at some stage.

      [–]knuckboy 1 point2 points ago

      Two they either are buddies or mortal enemies

      Both. Interchangeably.

      [–]akpak 1 point2 points ago

      Frenemies!

      OH, and their theme song should be "Nemeses" by Jonathan Coulton

      [–]tedtutors 0 points1 point ago

      Or buddies and mortal enemies. There's no right answer about two, three or more. It all works out. My father had nine siblings - sounds impossible, right? But then, you'd have your own gang.

      [–]kceb 0 points1 point ago

      They can rally against one

      Oh my god, you have no idea. Especially with 3 girls it gets pretty fucking vicious.
      I will admit though, having an extra sister makes for good company.
      Just remember to not forget about the middle child. Because it will happen.

      [–]Crayth 1 point2 points ago

      The thing is, I love my sister, but there were times when I wanted a younger sibling that I could be an older brother to. That feeling has always been there for me, and I don't think it would have been as bad if I had two older siblings. I don't know.

      [–]tedtutors 0 points1 point ago

      there were times when I wanted a younger sibling

      I'm youngest of my siblings, and never wanted a younger one to look after. Now I'm wondering why. It seems like a good experience.

      [–]QuaereVerumm 1 point2 points ago

      I have three siblings and I love it. We fought all the time when we were younger, of course. Not sure how we all survived...

      [–]littlefoxes 0 points1 point ago

      Could this be my chance at creating a real-life Risk game?

      [–]lizzindc 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah, my brother and I were NEVER buddies. If I had another sibling, perhaps it would have been easier. An outgoing, sarcastic older boy and a bookish and shy girl were never going to have enough in common to be friends.

      We are friends now, as adults, but we weren't until I left for college.

      [–]tedtutors 0 points1 point ago

      Introverted younger sibling here. I didn't become friends with my sisters until later in life too. One of them wrote me a letter, apologizing for our childhood :)

      [–]lizzindc 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah, my brother and I just don't communicate too well. I love him and he's awesome, but I'm a shy bookish person (super extroverted, but only in secure environments) and my brother is more physical and he had learning disabilities (he's smart as hell, but dyslexia takes you out at the knees). Hard to have common ground when I only talked about books and he hated to read.

      [–]dweeb_ 1 point2 points ago

      In my family there was no shifting alliances. My older brother and younger sister ALWAYS teamed up against me. They were jerks. Now we all get along. It's much nicer.

      [–]drakeg4 3 points4 points ago

      Three is the minimum number needed to vote on things. Like who is about to be wrapped from head to toe in saran wrap.

      [–]starlinguk 0 points1 point ago

      I'm one of 3. One of us was always the odd one out. Have 4.

      [–]Crayth 0 points1 point ago

      What is the age difference between you and your siblings? I think that's a big factor.

      [–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

      One thing I say is to wait a slight bit - it's hard to do much once you start having kids (like education, etc., though it makes for a better driver for you). But also don't wait too much. I've heard so many who "waited for the right time" and passed right through that. We were going to, but when I proposed, we conceived accidentally (hours after I proposed, mind you).

      I am SO glad it happened when it happened (I was 32ish and wife was 30ish).

      The girls are a hella delight, though the oldest is just starting to show the grown up kid sass (she's 7 and quite smart when she wants to be). The boy is precious but is not quite 2. I have a feeling he will pull both ways as well, but earlier on.

      Other thing on my mind: Mostly you hear people bitch about their kids or on occasion beam proudly about them. The real story is that it is a minute by minute roller coaster. Piss you off, make you smile, weigh on you, make you laugh. On and on. It's certainly a full life.

      [–]binermoots 0 points1 point ago

      I'm one of 8. If you're a good parent you're kids will thank you in the future for free friends, and you get free labor for years.

      [–]knuckboy 1 point2 points ago

      I'm starting to get the free labor. My Dad died when I was very young, and we lived on land with a small farm. I WORKED. Now I get to get work from my own indentured servants!

      [–]binermoots 0 points1 point ago

      My condolences about your dad man, I don't know that feel. My extended family is quite large and seems larger because we all live in the same small town. But we have a restaurant, a local newspaper, and an automotive shop so while my friends got an allowance for doing nothing. We got paid nothing for having actual jobs haha. Not complaining though, it established a very good work ethic in my family.

      [–]furiouslybob 0 points1 point ago

      The step up to one kid is hard. A lot of things in your life change. Less time for you and your partner and you friends. Kids are always on an earlier and more strict schedule than you and you're always looking after someone, unless you've got great family or cheap sitters. Those initial costs are killer too. You need an infant seat that lasts a year, year and a half before you need a child seat, nursery/kids room setup, crib, stroller, carrier, bottles, toys, change table, diapers, all that shit.

      Stepping up from one kid to two is relatively easy. I mean, it's still a lot of work, but if there are two adults involved, divide and conquer. Usually by the time #2 comes around #1 has moved to bigger stuff so a lot of the initial costs are negated via hand me downs.

      Three is a hard change. Most things in life are established for up to 4 people. Cars, hotels, restaurants, etc. They all work best with 4 people. Moving up to 3 kids means a minivan/suv, usually two rooms or a suite at a hotel, and waiting for a table for 4 is bad enough with 2 hungry kids, the long wait for the bigger tables is brutal with more. Even stupid shit like amusement park rides are set up for pairs or quads.

      I want a third kid, but I don't know if I can do it.

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        [–]Ultimate117 83 points84 points ago

        I feel like that GIF could have been more properly displayed as a full-length movie.

        [–]bernando2 52 points53 points ago

        or a pixar short

        [–]Dem0n5 13 points14 points ago

        Definitely an animated short, pretty much as is except it'd be more impressive looking.

        Works pretty well with the style it has, really.

        [–]CraineTwo 5 points6 points ago

        Or an adaptation of a Shakespearean tragedy.

        [–]Wazowski 0 points1 point ago

        On re-imagined through interpretive dance.

        [–]A_Brutal_Policeman 7 points8 points ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOfy5LDpEHo

        top commenter found the original.

        [–]longhornlocke 2 points3 points ago

        It is from a BBC short. The rest are very good.

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          [–]ripewdecay 43 points44 points ago

          Oh my god, I babysat two little boys (5 and 6) when I was 14 over the summer- I was /burned out/. It's like having two destructive, insanely untrained dogs with opposable thumbs. Do you know how awful it is for children to have thumbs? They're opening doors, groping tits, flinging things. And the screaming and crying. Dogs eventually shut up. Children have persistence.@___@

          [–]cunninglinguist81 22 points23 points ago

          groping tits,

          And then they grow up to be bird watchers...

          [–]Qwaternary 3 points4 points ago

          Hahahaha. Because Boobies. Can't link on my phone :(

          [–]Daruku 1 point2 points ago

          Alright, what reference am I missing here?

          [–]cunninglinguist81 3 points4 points ago

          Well, there's tits and boobies, and then there's birds!

          [–]Daruku 1 point2 points ago

          Ah, I'll add those words to my vocabulary right away, thanks.

          [–]carlotta4th 11 points12 points ago

          Or the lovely day when one of the kids you babysit finally learns how to open a door... and you find out when the neighbor rings the doorbell and says "this kid was wandering around, did you know he was out here?"

          THAT was fun.

          [–]IPickOnYou 4 points5 points ago

          Oh hell yea. Not a day goes by when I stare at them and marvel that at one point, I had that amount of energy.

          Then I wonder where, exactly, it all went.

          Then I pour myself some more coffee.

          [–]Thagirion 1 point2 points ago

          My mother always tells a story in family meetings about this one poor babysitter we had, who called her at work in panic screaming "Help, your sons are chasing each other outside wielding kitchen knives!!" Good times.

          [–]ucbiker -1 points0 points ago

          This is because, like dogs, you need to establish dominance over children. It's really easy to put fear into a child, think about it, they're little.

          [–]noob_goldberg 12 points13 points ago

          I have a five, three, and one-year-old. My mother told me that for the first three years I was going to be on suicide watch, but I think she was low-balling that estimate, as my five-year-old boy still is capable of astronomically suicidal actions.

          That GIF is truer than I'd ever care to admit. I've definitely had to defend my actions to my wife: "What to you mean I can't push a six-month-old baby that high in the swing? How's he ever going to learn to love heights?"

          [–]IPickOnYou 40 points41 points ago

          As a parent of two small boys, I can vouch that this is 100% accurate, and happens on a near-daily basis in one form or another.

          [–]Red_AtNight 36 points37 points ago

          As a 25 year old man who has many scars left from stupid shit he did when he was a boy, I can vouch that I tried my hardest to kill myself as a child and somehow made it to adulthood in spite of that.

          [–]IPickOnYou 18 points19 points ago

          Red_AtNight is Charles Darwin-approved.

          [–]cojosephol 6 points7 points ago

          Thank you for that, i used that for his tag in RES

          [–]hpsauceman 10 points11 points ago

          When my older brother and sister were little they lured my dad onto a seesaw and simultaneously jumped off. He really damaged his back and he still has back pain 25+ years later...

          Then my granddad took them both on a rowing boat. He rowed in the Navy so he was pretty fit, but they made him row faster and faster until he had a heart attack. Luckily dad's a doctor and managed to revive him.

          *edit: not on the same day..

          [–]nospimi99 0 points1 point ago

          As the oldest of six kids with my dad being a cross country truck driver and leaving home for months at a time, you had it easy

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            [–]Gooolati 21 points22 points ago

            Lesson 1: don't ever have your back turned to a child.

            [–]lovingthechaos 8 points9 points ago

            LOL, now try it with 2. Or 3.

            [–]roach8101 6 points7 points ago

            As a father of 3 boys (twins 4 and little brother 2) this sums up my life every day.

            I wouldn't trade it for anything and I mean that.

            [–]Slurms 6 points7 points ago

            As a parent of a daughter and son close in age, this is painfully accurate. I'm sure my persistant nagging, telling them "no," and diverting them from injury will one day cause me to be overly protective at the same time that they become defiant of my rules, but they'll have no clue how much energy I've spent trying to keep them alive and unharmed.

            [–]lynn 6 points7 points ago

            My husband and I have a very cautious 2-year-old and are planning another sometime soon. Karma is gunning for us on the next one; s/he's gonna be a colicky infant who won't sleep more than 20 minutes at a time for the first year, and then a daredevil.

            I'm REALLY looking forward to it.

            [–]trukn 136 points137 points ago

            Females are not only required for the propogation of the species, but also to keep the species alive post-birth.

            Maybe this needs some clarification: It's a joke. Father's are good parents. I'm not being homophobic either. Two dads can be great parents. two moms too. single moms, single dads. grandparents, adopted parents. The joke is all about the timing.

            [–]I_dont_exist_yet 15 points16 points ago

            It seems that a lot of people are mistakenly taking your post as some sort of sexist mini-rant against both r/mensrights and r/TwoXChromosomes/ at the same time.

            [–]trukn 6 points7 points ago

            Probably. I'm new to this whole Reddit posting thing. I have added clarifcation to the original post.

            [–]Lazerus42 1 point2 points ago

            reddit doesn't except excuses.

            [–]ksamim 46 points47 points ago

            Reddit: if we can misinterpret your intentions, we will. Sorry bud, I'll do my part to get you back to neutral karma. :(

            [–]trukn 15 points16 points ago

            She is a fickle mistress, Reddit. I am proud that this is becoming my top posted on comment! so many little red (edit:Orange) envelopes!!!!

            [–]ksamim 3 points4 points ago

            Looks like you're not in the hole anymore, at least!

            [–]trukn 2 points3 points ago

            Whoo!!!!! Now on to the next thread where I can start the cycle all over again!

            [–]Linkzor24 1 point2 points ago

            ...Orange.

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            [–]DiddlyDooDiddle 11 points12 points ago

            biology y u so sexist

            [–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 5 points6 points ago

            then you better start lactating when you have kids

            [–]trukn 4 points5 points ago

            It is all in jest. father's can be great and are important to a child's development.

            [–]NeonRedSharpie -1 points0 points ago

            Why? He's saying women are the most important things ever.

            [–]Dorito_Troll 0 points1 point ago

            why?

            vagina

            [–]NeonRedSharpie 0 points1 point ago

            I mean, that and tonsils.

            [–]merrickx -2 points-1 points ago

            You're at 28 downvotes to 28 upvotes. I don't know which to vote myself to keep such a cosmic balance. I can only toss a coin and hope that the next person will vote against mine in order to restore balance. Have my downvote.

            [–]trukn 9 points10 points ago

            I appreciate you taking the time to try and keep the balance!

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              [–]tinyelephantsime 5 points6 points ago

              Is your dads name Manny Calavera?

              [–]PenguinSub 5 points6 points ago

              There's a reason why they call 'em 'wreckreation' parks...

              [–]WannabeGroundhog 3 points4 points ago

              I actually felt really bad for the dad, poor guy.

              [–]slashdotdot 4 points5 points ago

              You dad is certainly not a man of few words.

              [–]hoshin 3 points4 points ago

              I'm a stay at home dad and that pretty much sums up every day between noon and 8:30pm.

              [–]kepley 3 points4 points ago

              gif took forever to load for me, i thought it was just an empty playground. glad to see dad was actually there.

              [–]sw0 3 points4 points ago

              That was heart warming to watch.

              [–]Takanuva200 3 points4 points ago

              Damnit you can't make me laugh while I'm drinking coffee

              [–]free2012 3 points4 points ago

              I'll be 26 tomorrow and, that is how I'll describe raising my 3 buggers when they become adults.If you're not lazy parenting is hard work.

              [–]icearrowx 1 point2 points ago

              I love this!

              [–]TimeTravelingMouse 3 points4 points ago

              I had to watch that three times because so much was happening...

              [–]SlowRoll 2 points3 points ago

              Wonderful! Thank you for the deep belly laugh that came from watching this.

              [–]The_Obvious_Truth 3 points4 points ago

              Your dad never described it that way.

              [–]Spite425 2 points3 points ago

              This is my daily life with my little ones (4) and (1 1/2) while their mom works the night shift.

              [–]MiggyTigs 2 points3 points ago

              As a mother with 2 toddlers, this is true.

              [–]NerfThrone 2 points3 points ago

              Still one of my favorite gifs. One of the most accurate as well

              [–]zerbey 2 points3 points ago

              Thanks OP, that just made my day. Taking your young kids to the park is EXACTLY like this cartoon.

              [–]Suki91 2 points3 points ago

              it brings many chuckles with divorce.

              [–]TiagoWilson 2 points3 points ago

              Fuck, that's so funny, the end is awesome, I almost died, serious talk.

              [–]Butterbemme 2 points3 points ago

              That's adorable.

              [–]YummyDrFood 2 points3 points ago

              This is so incredibly cute. Thanks!

              [–]kfields444 2 points3 points ago

              As a parent. This is legit.

              [–]wanderx 2 points3 points ago

              I see myself like this as well when I become a father haha.

              [–]earwigy1990 2 points3 points ago

              Made me smile!

              [–]Cikedo 2 points3 points ago

              BETRAYAL. SUICIDE. BETRAYAL.

              [–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

              A bit unrelated to the point, but the animation here must have been a pain. It's really impressive that so much is going on and still manages to sync up properly.

              [–]omnomnomg 2 points3 points ago

              ah the joys of parenthood

              [–]Ruckasss 2 points3 points ago

              That was tragically smooth :(

              [–]dartman5000 2 points3 points ago

              Please tell me there are more of these. That was hilarious!

              [–]acdcpeon 0 points1 point ago

              As an uncle of a 3 and a 5 year old, I can confirm this is about right.

              [–]Machodude1243 1 point2 points ago

              That's actually pretty cute :)

              [–]Andragos -2 points-1 points ago

              They're all dead!

              [–]Damiend 1 point2 points ago

              I feel like this dad, except I only have one kid.

              [–]cottoncandysex 1 point2 points ago

              Your dad was Manny Calavera?

              [–]Deformed_Crab 0 points1 point ago

              Oh good ol' imageshack.us. Giving me a gif slugging every 3 seconds and loading for another 30, as always. Your crappiness is only matched by photobucket.

              [–]Spartans4lyfe 1 point2 points ago

              Longest .gif evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

              [–]Zer_0 0 points1 point ago

              This is wonderful.

              [–]GAD604 -1 points0 points ago

              Seen it to death.

              Love it every time.

              [–]The_Joker123 -1 points0 points ago

              EPIC FAIL!

              [–]StealthTurkey -1 points0 points ago

              No effin furbies! LOL

              [–]NightOwl58 -1 points0 points ago

              I will never not upvote this gif.

              [–]Hefeweize 0 points1 point ago

              As long as ur dads not in KKK it's all gravy

              [–]mrsmullet 1 point2 points ago

              As the mother of a "awmost" 3yr old and a 1yr old I can verify this is completely accurate!

              [–]greennyellowmello 0 points1 point ago

              That was highly entertaining! Made my lunch break!

              [–]wesleyt89 1 point2 points ago

              lol thats awesome man. Is it bad that I imagined your mother pulling out a flask and just straight chugging some liquor after finding all of you guys like this?

              [–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

              Yup. Well, you're old enough to hear the truth....

              [–]Chrono32123 1 point2 points ago

              I really enjoyed this gif...tanks.

              [–]fugololo 1 point2 points ago

              *I'm

              [–]Judge_Hate 1 point2 points ago

              Mine was more of a gauntlet 4 boys 4 sisters who can survive? 3 2 1 Go!!! Flying knives approaching! Bottle rockets and Roman candles, In coming! And finally it's the run for life dads chase us with a home made flame thrower race!( seriously true story)

              [–]Cronusd 0 points1 point ago

              Imgur.com, thank me later.

              [–]Casj_cat 1 point2 points ago

              the dad stays there an awkward second too long when she falls down the seesaw into his crotch.

              [–]HigherPrimate 0 points1 point ago

              He molested your sister?

              [–]Decapitat3d 0 points1 point ago

              TIL imageshack sucks

              [–]Supermomma 1 point2 points ago

              Story of my life......but I have twice as many children

              [–]dianthe 1 point2 points ago

              Haha yeah my dad was the same... mom was always very protective and scared that my sister and I would hurt ourselves playing while dad would let us do whatever. When I was 4 I dislocated my arm while play wrestling with dad, mom was horrified.

              [–]Worlds_Worst_Liar 0 points1 point ago

              No he didn't. You just saw that for the first time and couldn't imagine that you were seeing something for the first time that everybody else in the world had already seen.

              [–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points ago

              Holy crap! I have two kids and I must applaud.

              [–]Robstaley 0 points1 point ago

              why didn't you just title it "hay gize look at dis funny gif i found lololol!!1!"

              [–]formfactor 0 points1 point ago

              As a new parent, this is exactly what it's like. If it can't hurt the little monsters, they aren't interested. Also they seem to tune in on weaknesses. Like if I have to put them down to do something else, they know there's a good 15 seconds of unsupervised time in which to make the next move. But they sure are cute when they sleep!

              [–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

              EXACTLY like that on a good day.

              [–]liberterrorism 0 points1 point ago

              I love it when my dad starts describing something and then it turns into a cartoon.

              [–]EDCxTINMAN 0 points1 point ago

              What does your age have to do with anything here?

              [–]thezombiephoenix 0 points1 point ago

              So you made this gif yourself, huh? Because I've never seen this before. Now excuse me while I go play some sarcastaball.

              [–]AlrightStopHammatime 0 points1 point ago

              The first little girl's face lands in the dad's lap.

              [–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

              That's pretty accurate. With my almost 2 year old, he's enough of a handful all by himself.

              You'll move him to solve one crisis that he caused, only to have him cause another crisis while your back is turned.

              [–]Buildinblox 0 points1 point ago

              Thank you so much! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Upvote for you!

              [–]makbulletproof 0 points1 point ago

              This is exactly how I was raised...minus the adult.

              [–]quippley 0 points1 point ago

              who was the original artist that did this? let's give em credit

              [–]madsell 0 points1 point ago

              i babysit two 4 year olds with autism and a 1 year old. this is exactly what happens.

              [–]xrelaht 0 points1 point ago

              All I can think is, "Your dad was a saint."

              [–]BiggityBates 1 point2 points ago

              This is produced by BirdBox Studio. Check out their site, they have a few more... all of em are great!

              [–]schnookums13 0 points1 point ago

              I could watch this all day. Thanks!

              [–]florinandrei 1 point2 points ago

              I got two kids and I can confirm.

              [–]smendeZ328 1 point2 points ago

              Huge repost but I don't care I always watch this and always crack up

              [–]spigotlips 1 point2 points ago

              I thought I was the only one to notice

              [–]TheNaughtyMonkey 0 points1 point ago

              Very well drawn.

              Someone has talent

              I hate someone.

              [–]SkyOceanLover 0 points1 point ago

              This just made my day. So funny!

              [–]teeM4n96 0 points1 point ago

              I can't stop laughing

              [–]schmi1jr 1 point2 points ago

              What does your age have to do with you being clumsy kids?

              [–]doubledareya 0 points1 point ago

              There are not enough upvotes in the cosmos for this one

              [–]knock_harder 1 point2 points ago

              This is now one of my favorite things on the internet.

              [–]Only_Says_REPOST -1 points0 points ago

              REPOST

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