Go to Bible camp, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

fapswhiledriving · 2012-09-27T11:19:07+00:00

Here is a little more info about the photo....

At least one guy made it out okay.

News Story - translated

Before and After

M374llic4 · 2012-09-27T14:59:07+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/WRKGT.jpg

incompetent_troll · 2012-09-27T13:54:03+00:00

You'd think that people who worship a carpenter would know a thing or two about building stuff.

jpiglet · 2012-09-27T15:25:02+00:00

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Let's get a family picture on this bridge! [X-Post from r/pics]	19^coms	366^pts	3^mos	PerfectTiming
Come on kids, lets all stand on this rickety bridge for a nice family photo	756^coms	1114^pts	3^mos	pics
Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?	2^coms	2^pts	11^dys	funny
I feel like my undergraduate degree was a solid bridge into real life...	3^coms	5^pts	15^dys	funny
What I imagine every time I see prom photos being taken on a bridge	20^coms	483^pts	4^mos	funny
This will not end well.	8^coms	36^pts	5^mos	funny
Trapdoor.... You Shall Not Pass!!!	590^coms	1539^pts	6^mos	pics
I'm guessing there were a few injuries from this, and angry parents.	6^coms	3^pts	1^mo	pics
Family photo fall	2^coms	17^pts	2^mos	fallingpics
A group photo on a bridge gone wrong	60^coms	281^pts	5^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

mmmaatt · 2012-09-27T14:52:24+00:00

From the news story - they were travelling there to get married. The marriage was supposed to be a surprise for the guests, they would have found out once they made it into the building. The bridge must have felt left out and decided to get revenge.

9212 · 2012-09-27T15:35:09+00:00

This was for a wedding, not Bible camp

Tysander · 2012-09-27T15:14:01+00:00

According to the translated story it's a wedding not a Bible camp, thought you can't be sure if the translator is translating it wrong. <,<

LucLeDuke · 2012-09-27T11:22:42+00:00

They have been smote. Now they fall into the moat.

Telefoan · 2012-09-27T14:58:57+00:00

isn't that the building from the Blair Witch 2?

Persko · 2012-09-27T15:50:25+00:00

"It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men"

Gedadogupya · 2012-09-27T11:12:28+00:00

It was all part of gods plan

lirby1 · 2012-09-27T18:30:09+00:00

Where is your god now?

ValuePick · 2012-09-27T15:00:32+00:00

It appears the article is saying this was a wedding party and not in America. I guess that ends the American Bible Camp circlejerk.

DJAshian · 2012-09-27T15:05:11+00:00

The Pirates of the Caribbean theme fits this picture perfectly.

Meatslinger · 2012-09-27T16:47:46+00:00

15 And yea verily, on the third day, The Lord God did remove the screws from the wood beneath their feet, and they were fallen because of this, the actions of their Lord. 16 And The Lord God did laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

Splintz72 · 2012-09-27T20:23:57+00:00

Repost something, they said. It'll still be funny, they said.

vlmodcon · 2012-09-27T16:01:12+00:00

So as usual, this actual picture has nothing to do with Bible Camp, it's just a poor;y maintained bridge at a civil wedding.

B2D_B2D · 2012-09-27T11:13:43+00:00

OMG Look at that guy on the right in this blue shirt. He´s hanging on the little girls feet. I know I will die for this but I laughed for 10 minutes. This is so hilarious. EDIT: I just realised that this fat Lady on the right of this dude in the blue tshirt is also grabbing the left foot of this little girl. WTF I think she has some strong arms to hold them both up.

flamingboard · 2012-09-27T14:52:00+00:00

Jesus was a terrible carpenter.

byobguy · 2012-09-27T15:05:34+00:00

The religion mockers are strong in the comments.

alessa28 · 2012-09-27T13:44:50+00:00

I showed this to my coworker. We laughed. A lot. We're going to hell anyway...

D68376837 · 2012-09-27T14:59:27+00:00

" CATCH ME JESUS"

mokniker · 2012-09-27T13:28:48+00:00

Where's your god now.

sofer6 · 2012-09-27T14:48:32+00:00

"For the bride flew in a helicopter, they want one million damage"

Google translate FTW

amazoncon · 2012-09-27T14:51:26+00:00

Camp Jehricho?

e_x_i_t · 2012-09-27T15:15:56+00:00

That those two people grabbing onto the little girl are dicks, she probably snapped like a wishbone.

redditcvc · 2012-09-27T15:16:44+00:00

this is why we have engineers

snichols1994 · 2012-09-27T15:18:04+00:00

Did anyone else notice the guy in the white shirt headed straight for the board with nails on it?

TheRealTres · 2012-09-27T15:19:08+00:00

blue shirt guy holding on to a kid. good job dick.

one_of_reddit · 2012-09-27T15:19:35+00:00

"You are not worthy... I cast you out!"

Jaws666 · 2012-09-27T15:22:29+00:00

Fucking ouch, man.

SupersonicEye · 2012-09-27T15:23:37+00:00

Were there any building code violations?

zjung · 2012-09-27T15:25:31+00:00

said no one ever.

mathias777 · 2012-09-27T15:44:45+00:00

That's one hell of a team building exercise.

mrbananas · 2012-09-27T15:44:47+00:00

"It was a test, true believers can cross the rotten bridge, only sin will weigh you down here, those children were merely sinners which proves they need more bible camp, which is why we are offering you another week free of charge" Is how i would spin it

evilhomer45 · 2012-09-27T15:51:07+00:00

Bahaha! Take that, Jesus!

ReallyForeverAlone · 2012-09-27T15:54:19+00:00

It was all a part of this dude's plan to get with this girl.

"I saved your life! You owe me!"

juicyrooster · 2012-09-27T15:57:42+00:00

This photo was caused by two carpenters.

slapded · 2012-09-27T16:06:19+00:00

I think someone died

VoodooIdol · 2012-09-27T16:06:41+00:00

Holy shit... is that dude holding on to a kid's foot, who is turn holding on to the railing?

blacksunseven · 2012-09-27T16:13:13+00:00

-Said no one ever.

matari · 2012-09-27T16:13:57+00:00

ohhh the memories they'll have!

SirDigbyChknCaesar · 2012-09-27T16:26:03+00:00

Jesus is my bridge...

TwoScoopsOfDick · 2012-09-27T16:29:37+00:00

repost

SHAGGZY101 · 2012-09-27T16:31:03+00:00

Kind of reminds me of where they shot blaire witch 2 book of shadows with the bridge and drop

Your_Favorite_Poster · 2012-09-27T16:32:48+00:00

I came here for the carpenter jokes and was not disappointed.

acg33 · 2012-09-27T16:47:29+00:00

Gravity wins

gijsdaboss · 2012-09-27T16:50:16+00:00

are you dutch? because it seems like the text on the building says "limburg" or "tilburg"

TheLivingAwesome · 2012-09-27T16:58:14+00:00

Did anyone else notice the middle aged guy dragging the young girl with him by her foot?

W00DERS0N · 2012-09-27T16:59:12+00:00

That's an extremely high quality re-enactment of the last act of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Guess they should've stepped on the X.

andon21 · 2012-09-27T16:59:31+00:00

jesus will save you...alot of money than going through that shady contractor. Sure he's illegal but he's good people

kushiro07 · 2012-09-27T17:00:13+00:00

I got a feeling that somebody somewhere is always with a camera expecting for moments like this o.O

doctorstrange06 · 2012-09-27T17:00:15+00:00

I find it ironic that followers of Jesus, know nothing of carpentry.

sfdmfcssfd · 2012-09-27T17:04:28+00:00

Man, I really got to get into this Keeping Old Images game to whore for upvotes at a later time...

yab21 · 2012-09-27T17:14:30+00:00

What do you expect? It isn't like many of them believe in the power of science....

Kiram · 2012-09-27T17:16:28+00:00

There were no survivors.

porktron · 2012-09-27T17:16:41+00:00

Lets post number 59 from the top all time links on /r/perfecttiming...

http://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectTiming/comments/vhh79/lets_get_a_family_picture_on_this_bridge_xpost/

Clamburglar · 2012-09-27T17:17:34+00:00

This was merely a test of their faith

Dracith · 2012-09-27T17:19:27+00:00

Don't they know any good carpenters? ...

Blackened_007 · 2012-09-27T17:20:07+00:00

I honestly can't stop laughing at this.

J055A · 2012-09-27T17:24:43+00:00

Where's your god now?

WhalePIMP · 2012-09-27T17:25:13+00:00

They do these activities as metaphors for building bridges...of humans...about the bible (I'm super religious)

imnotjoshpotter · 2012-09-27T17:25:18+00:00

I don't think anyone said it would be fun. You should post this to r/atheism

Made-Up-Fact · 2012-09-27T17:34:24+00:00

And I thought this was some sort of photo montage. Everybody except the one guy seems to be he holding themselves.

yourbuddyjoe · 2012-09-27T17:38:03+00:00

It'll be fun, they said.

No one says this.

maRa11 · 2012-09-27T17:38:27+00:00

you are all going to hell!!

chilehead · 2012-09-27T17:48:59+00:00

That's the best metaphor for that that place does to their mind that you could come up with.

plagues138 · 2012-09-27T17:50:14+00:00

That's gods way of saying "lol"

VCRrepairman · 2012-09-27T17:57:03+00:00

check out the boss of a little girl in all black holding up with the buff guy trying to drag her down with him...

MurderousKirk · 2012-09-27T18:05:41+00:00

HAH The huge guy and the (lady?) are holding onto nothing but that little girl's ankles. She's gonna be pissed when they don't let go and she falls too xD

epic720 · 2012-09-27T18:05:52+00:00

Walk of faith.

glitch481 · 2012-09-27T18:08:58+00:00

Everything happens for a reason.

Jfreak7 · 2012-09-27T18:24:36+00:00

This is why you only walk across legitimate bridges.

bebederp · 2012-09-27T18:28:25+00:00

I always wondered what that actually looked like.

RockFerrit · 2012-09-27T18:29:53+00:00

"Hey guys, lemme take a picture of you all standing on the bridge"..... hehehehe >:)

jwolfer · 2012-09-27T18:33:30+00:00

C'mon man. This has been posted like 10 times.

ksieben · 2012-09-27T18:44:29+00:00

Anyone else notice the dude hanging onto the little girl? What a guy

solidiquis1 · 2012-09-27T18:50:46+00:00

Guy in blue on right side of bridge better not be holding onto that little kid's ankles.

hippiewench · 2012-09-27T18:58:08+00:00

Why the hell are they dressed like they are going camping if this is a wedding?

rollinpapers · 2012-09-27T19:01:27+00:00

Where is your god now?

ElevenSleven · 2012-09-27T19:04:47+00:00

Christians don't beleive in gravity, why build a bridge at all?

yeoldpirate · 2012-09-27T19:14:00+00:00

Mom: "So, son what did you learn at bible camp?" Son: "Jesus is a dick."

bigtex7890 · 2012-09-27T19:18:46+00:00

Where's your god now?

Ginsoakedboy21 · 2012-09-27T19:22:18+00:00

We will always love Kamp Krusty.....

shibbyman342 · 2012-09-27T19:23:21+00:00

Adult 1, Kids 0

Dabomb872 · 2012-09-27T19:40:18+00:00

Don't worry, Jesus was a carpenter

ron2838 · 2012-09-27T19:43:29+00:00

Should have prayed harder

fatalflu · 2012-09-27T19:43:39+00:00

That poor little girl had to hold that heavy dude up. I got a little angry when i noticed that.

Thrallish · 2012-09-27T19:50:58+00:00

Only the penitent man will pass....only the penitent man will pass.

audreybrill92 · 2012-09-27T20:02:03+00:00

Don't be afraid, God will protect you

coleosis1414 · 2012-09-27T20:02:06+00:00

Naw, what this is, is it's the new Young Death Eaters training program with a new contingency plan added in after this incident.

Browsin_at_Work · 2012-09-27T20:13:41+00:00

If only they knew a carpenter...

qluder · 2012-09-27T20:19:02+00:00

Faith based bridge building?

Doziglieri · 2012-09-27T20:21:32+00:00

pray harder next time kids.

svane · 2012-09-27T20:35:57+00:00

Those kids are going to need jesus.

OldSchoolNewRules · 2012-09-27T20:36:12+00:00

the Leap of Faith exercise did not go over well

f0rcedinducti0n · 2012-09-27T20:44:30+00:00

Where is your god now?

Lykoaster · 2012-09-27T21:18:08+00:00

Adult in teal colored shirt isn't going down alone.

Keksi · 2012-09-27T21:25:18+00:00

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

breunor · 2012-09-27T22:08:53+00:00

Must have been their guardian angel's day off: http://fineartamerica.com/featured/guardian-angel-and-children-crossing-bridge-lindberg-heilige-schutzengel.html

sgderp87 · 2012-09-27T22:47:20+00:00

This is why you don't go to camp the week following the fat camp.

shaolin78881 · 2012-09-27T23:47:59+00:00

If only the church folk could just focus less on judging others, and more on building bridges...

Onlyhereforthelaughs · 2012-09-28T00:07:12+00:00

Repost? I was told this was a family photo.

wrrnthfthr · 2012-09-28T00:21:52+00:00

this kills the Christian.

IhateToronto · 2012-09-28T01:22:53+00:00

Oh well, God's will.

AddVasoline · 2012-09-28T01:56:38+00:00

Guy in blue taking little girl with him! He's my hero

MauritianPhoenix · 2012-09-28T02:03:17+00:00

THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

schniggens · 2012-09-28T03:00:46+00:00

They didn't pray hard enough for the structural integrity of that bridge.

p1nGd1nG · 2012-09-28T03:10:53+00:00

Reminds me of Porkys!

Gangstasaurus_Rex · 2012-09-28T03:21:05+00:00

This happened at a wedding. According to this news report, the bride fractured her back and had to be airlifted out of there. And the police have charged a man with bodily injury by negligence for not maintaining the bridge.

omtopus · 2012-09-28T04:03:25+00:00

Lot of jean shorts at that wedding, huh

suprsrsbizniz · 2012-09-28T06:06:07+00:00

Where is their god now?

Barbossal · 2012-09-28T07:23:41+00:00

Did they though? Did they really?

TERRYbyte · 2012-09-27T13:20:08+00:00

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down.

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair lady.

London Bridge is broken down,

Broken down, broken down.

London Bridge is broken down,

My fair lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,

Iron and steel, iron and steel,

Build it up with iron and steel,

My fair lady.

Rumrush · 2012-09-27T16:39:45+00:00

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW??

ArghNoNo · 2012-09-27T16:44:37+00:00

Darwin 7 - God 0

MrRushing · 2012-09-27T15:01:24+00:00

Where is your god now?!

Guboj · 2012-09-27T14:54:19+00:00

This was definetly a sign from God. Stop wasting your time in bible camp!

Brb2sec · 2012-09-27T13:56:37+00:00

It's fine gravity is just a theory anyway

Conrad0705 · 2012-09-27T13:47:37+00:00

JESUS CHRIST!

Harrysooon · 2012-09-27T15:06:36+00:00

The guy stood at the edge watching is clearly shouting "LET GO CHILDREN, FOR THE LORD WILL GUIDE YOU DOWN SAFELY!".

Kid lets go and faceplants the ground

rozonkomo · 2012-09-27T13:39:08+00:00

My immediate reaction: Don't worry, you're learning about faith.

Karlsdottir · 2012-09-27T10:53:50+00:00

Wow, sucks for them

Bixnoodles · 2012-09-27T11:19:13+00:00

The kid desperately trying to hang on knows his faith, you can just see it in his eyes. ''Fuck, this is going to hurt as fuck, fuck.'' - Kid trying to hang on

existant0o0 · 2012-09-27T15:31:54+00:00

This is what's called the Faith Bridge. Anyone who doesn't love Jesus enough falls straight through.

cascadianfarmer · 2012-09-27T16:04:10+00:00

Bridge engineering is only one unproven theory on architecture. Teach faith building equally!!!

dufee · 2012-09-27T16:28:53+00:00

I wonder what god was trying to say when he collapsed that bridge.

narcissistically_me · 2012-09-27T11:15:11+00:00

5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;

6 in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight. Proverbs 3:5-6.

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