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[–]felixkry 613 points614 points ago

[–]rafuzo2 150 points151 points ago

Less than 2 hours after the initial post? Glad to see someone takes the job of recontextualizing gifs on the internet seriously.

[–]trevormatic 37 points38 points ago

On that note: Cat's been taking lessons off this guy http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/197428-1/Dancing-pug-caught.gif

[–]felixkry 15 points16 points ago

I really do have to study now, but I'd be eternally grateful if someone Party Hard' that gif too!

[–]r8lesnake 20 points21 points ago

I like this one a little better http://i.imgur.com/NQsIH.jpg

[–]felixkry 5 points6 points ago

Haha, did a great job on it too!

[–]NfgGenocide 3 points4 points ago

[–]damob91 4 points5 points ago

Ive seen it so many times and it never ceases to make me laugh. I just wish I knew the context. So damn good.

[–]felixkry 71 points72 points ago

I'll have you know, I did it just because I was tired of studying like a slave for my first course exam tomorrow, which I am majorly behind on. /Spengbab

[–]nuromancer 3 points4 points ago

I knew the first comment on this one was going to be great

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 23 points24 points ago

First time I actually laughed out loud at anything on Reddit in the past few weeks. Thank you.

[–]EnderBro11 19 points20 points ago

My god. It is the fabled TURBO SLOTH!

[–]dangerevans007 12 points13 points ago

So, a creature that moves at a normal speed?

[–]dethkarz 2 points3 points ago

I think it's a creature with a forced induction system installed.

[–]Birdslapper 3 points4 points ago

what's so special about turbo sloth?

[–]Weis 3 points4 points ago

Couldn't agree more. I was laughing at the original post, and this just extended it a good minute or so.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 202 points203 points ago

Dat interlacing.

[–]endz420 112 points113 points ago

I couldn't help myself...Deinterlaced!!!!!!!!!!

[–]artbs 28 points29 points ago

Dat color depth.

[–]KenuR 12 points13 points ago

What did you expect from a gif?

[–]internetUser0001 33 points34 points ago

Sound.

[–]BadSysadmin 7 points8 points ago

[–]korvanica 9 points10 points ago

3D

[–]jazzyy 2 points3 points ago

Women, money, a job.

[–]Hyta 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]alahos 11 points12 points ago

Sounds way sexier than it really is.

[–]SlasherPunk 5 points6 points ago

What is interlacing?

[–]nope_nic_tesla 3 points4 points ago

See those out-of-order horizontal lines that happen when there is a lot of movement? It's a video technique that looks great on old analog televisions, but produces these artifacts when played on a progressive scan screen (basically all screens now). Wiki article.

[–]aaronaqua1 297 points298 points ago

Upvote for not saying "today is my real life cake day."

[–]davidpm 132 points133 points ago

Didn't even call the gif a gem. Good peoples.

[–]ginwhiskeybeer 27 points28 points ago

Do people even have real cake days? Whats that event called?

[–]G182 63 points64 points ago

Nameday.

[–]DrBeansPhD 36 points37 points ago

It is known.

[–]G182 13 points14 points ago

I choose you.

[–]tube_dweller 11 points12 points ago

It is known.

[–]magzma16 3 points4 points ago

I'm starting to not be able to stand these sort of "upvote for..." comments. Cheap tricks.

[–]Raddekopp 0 points1 point ago

Do people really do that in real life?

[–]luigisfuckingpeach 36 points37 points ago

I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH

[–]The_Mama 11 points12 points ago

happy birthday dude

[–]askylitcity 84 points85 points ago

"Hey... what's inside this cup... hmmm... fits so far... a little further... SHIT NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. I'm ok. "

[–]michaeljane[S] 79 points80 points ago

Actually, he was looking for his dignity inside the cup.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 75 points76 points ago

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that you can never find dignity inside one cup.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 28 points29 points ago

Nor two girls.

[–]Jrodkin 2 points3 points ago

Well he only lost some more.

[–]TryHardzGaming 26 points27 points ago

Woooo we share birthdays!

[–]greenygro 10 points11 points ago

birthday for me, birthday for you, birthday for everybody !!

[–]mackdaddyy 10 points11 points ago

EVERYBODY GETS A WHALEEEEEEE

[–]Zeheve 5 points6 points ago

It's not my birthday :(

[–]gregorykicks 13 points14 points ago

Me too!

[–]fearbefore23 11 points12 points ago

me three!

[–]AvailableScreenName 26 points27 points ago

Not me!

[–]SmartToast 9 points10 points ago

:(

[–]Zuanism 10 points11 points ago

<:( I'll just take off my birthday hat :(

[–]JohnnyZoidberg 4 points5 points ago

Then put on your robe and wizard hat...

[–]-Torgo- 3 points4 points ago

Me four!

[–]IamIronman123 3 points4 points ago

Me five!

[–]Skafia 5 points6 points ago

I as well!

[–]aggieinoz 5 points6 points ago

Oh my gosh me too!

[–]Timmad_dog 2 points3 points ago

I too was born on this 27th day of September.

[–]Sanity_prevails 8 points9 points ago

could use more VHS

[–]omegatheory 7 points8 points ago

Hey, he said he's been saving it for a long time. I'm guessing circa 1998!

[–]whatspeerpressure 12 points13 points ago

My cat does the exact same thing. I never have the sense to grab a camera though, guess I'm not a real redditor.

[–]youngchul 37 points38 points ago

[–]mattf617 5 points6 points ago

Nah, you have a cat, that's the entrance fee for being a redditor.

[–]Stamm 34 points35 points ago

If I fits...I sips.

[–]DrInsano 5 points6 points ago

GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF

[–]LazyGeneration 12 points13 points ago

PARTY HARD!

[–]michaeljane[S] 73 points74 points ago

[–]error9900 4 points5 points ago

What is moving on the floor by the door?

[–]KenuR 10 points11 points ago

It's obviously a pokeball.

[–]davidburns 2 points3 points ago

[–]joey_z 5 points6 points ago

Metallica in a cup. I need to get one of those.

[–]Haruko_MISK 4 points5 points ago

I wonder what kind of face the cat made in there

[–]G182 25 points26 points ago

Are you kidding me? Nobody has said it yet.

The cat's out of the bag.

edit: fuck I just realized I'm retarded and it's actually a cup

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 42 points43 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
1 Cat 1 Cup 3coms 204pts 3mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Outside_The_Hivemind 22 points23 points ago

I bet it's not even his fucking birthday!

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 11 points12 points ago

Hey 3 months is a long time.

[–]ImFinnTheHuman 7 points8 points ago

I love how on both posts there's a comment complaining about the complaints on interlacing...

[–]linds360 2 points3 points ago

Eh, three months? I'll allow it.

[–]Gael78II 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, it was my attempt to make my cat famous.

[–]iTz_Jayhawks 4 points5 points ago

Am i the only one who pictured music playing as soon as the cat started going crazy?

[–]YosemiteScram 6 points7 points ago

I heard Vader going NOOOOOOOOO as the cup waved back and forth.

[–]UsernameNotFound404 3 points4 points ago

If I fits, I ....oh fuck, GET IT OFF!!!

[–]blAke139 3 points4 points ago

Hey! Congratulations! It's my birthday too! Birthday bros?

[–]shadyisevil 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday. Get ur cat a box or a plastic bag. He will go nuts

[–]Jizzo 2 points3 points ago

Google? Is it you?

[–]sn44 2 points3 points ago

Pretty much sums up my life on Reddit. "Oh, hey, what's this?.... No, no, no no! Get it off! Get it off!... Oh. That wasn't so bad." Couple days later, "Oh, hey, what's this?..."

[–]Dajork 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for not saying "cake day" :)

[–]toodrunktofuck 3 points4 points ago

De-interlace this fucker.

[–]nullahbullah123 2 points3 points ago

1 cat. 1 cup.

[–]StudioTuba 0 points1 point ago

Highfive!! It's my birthday too! May we both devour lots of cake!

[–]thewebpro 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday mj!

[–]ItIsWhatItls 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday.

Whats with the "blinds" that show up in the gif

[–]Ska-jayjay 0 points1 point ago

This is why i make a habit of always flattening empty cans before i throw them away.

[–]goofyasiankid 1 point2 points ago

Lots of unnecessary information in the thread title.

[–]excelcior 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday! Thank you for not saying "It's my real life cakeday"!!!!!

[–]civildefense 1 point2 points ago

Ya done good Michael, Happy birthday.

[–]big_airliner_whoa 1 point2 points ago

And then the cat does it AGAIN!! Hilarious!

[–]quantumsheep 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... what's this... gonna go explore... huh nothing in here AH AH AH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T BREATHE whew fuck.

[–]totems 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday!

Now I am going to be classic jerk. Why was it important to mention, it was your birthday?

[–]pantsoffire 0 points1 point ago

Excellent.

[–]RezDiggity 0 points1 point ago

Yesterday was my birthday!

[–]sirius80 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I thought was "Pets and white carpet?????" Happy Birthday.

[–]7thChaos 1 point2 points ago

It's YOUR birthday, and you're giving US a present?

You're too kind, happy birthday!

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 1 point2 points ago

It'll be a great "abort thread" gif.

[–]dylofpickle 1 point2 points ago

Stevie Wonder Cat was not pleased

[–]ShoepZA -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry but you have to be some sad and pathetic to "save" stuff for Reddit karma

[–]a9249 0 points1 point ago

nice interlacing

[–]mooseofdoom 0 points1 point ago

I was disappointed at the end that it was missing the next 30 seconds where the cat glares furiously at the cup, then puts its head back in it again... or was it just my old cat that was retarded?

[–]TrippKing3 1 point2 points ago

I feel like someone could easily edit this into a raver cat gif. Oh and Happy Birthday!!

[–]youngchul 2 points3 points ago

[–]jewblah 0 points1 point ago

This one will fit right in with the next "Gifs with sound" compilaton...

[–]mehdbc 1 point2 points ago

Gael, is that you? It's me, your homie Nobody!

[–]musical_stampede 0 points1 point ago

For my birthday, I wanna be on the front page.

Also, Happy Birthday.

[–]YouLostTheGame97 0 points1 point ago

Haha, it's both my birthday your birthday and Googles birthday.

[–]skoivisto 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, birthday buddy.

[–]masterbeishun 0 points1 point ago

What are you Jesus? Giving us presents on your birthday.

[–]LiminalMask -1 points0 points ago

OMG OP OC? WTF?!?! HBD OP LOL!

(That was painful.)

[–]crazyfordisney 1 point2 points ago

When my sister's cat was a kitten she similarly got her head stuck in an empty feminine products bag... oh the karma if I had just had a video camera on me

[–]OliRanson 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too and that just made my day

[–]scuttlebutts 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday, birthday twin!

[–]karlrocks23 0 points1 point ago

Source?! Please!

[–]YourCrohnie 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday!

[–]In_Shambles 0 points1 point ago

It's my Birthday to michaeljane.... Where's MY Karma?!?!

[–]kezeran 0 points1 point ago

All i hear while he shakes his head is: AAAYYYYYYY SEXY LADYYY

[–]scredeye 0 points1 point ago

Not that people would care but todays my little brothers birthday too

[–]Nachotime 0 points1 point ago

happy berfday

[–]OcifferWiggles 1 point2 points ago

... he knew what he was getting into. He knew the risks.

Happy birthday, yo!

[–]signing_to_say_this 0 points1 point ago

I'm TF2 player and I want same hat.

[–]elektrolik 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday! It's my birthday too!

[–]Pryds 0 points1 point ago

Saves GIF for a long time

Dont realize its .jpg

[–]Diethlamyde 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Caesar_Epicus 0 points1 point ago

TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

Happy birthday, birthday buddy.

[–]Qexodus 0 points1 point ago

Best Gif EVAR

[–]DeafTalk 0 points1 point ago

Surprise, surprise....'tis my birthday, too!

[–]hoggman 0 points1 point ago

Merry Birthmas!

[–]NarancsSarga 0 points1 point ago

Abandon thread!!!

[–]monstadonga 0 points1 point ago

Fatality! Flawless victory

[–]bahhamburger 0 points1 point ago

the voiceover in my head when "OoOoOoOoooo...NONONONONO"

[–]Tr0llz0riz0r 0 points1 point ago

"If it fits , I ... OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK !?! "

[–]tiny_pony 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, you were number 1 on my front page.

[–]chupom 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

Apparently a lot of people were born today- including me.

[–]scyther1 1 point2 points ago

im 22 today how old are you?

[–]monroseph 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! Today is my birthday too. Are you Google?

[–]DreamsEscapade 0 points1 point ago

GEE WILLIKERS! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!

[–]MegatronXbgol 0 points1 point ago

Didn't Read LOL

[–]aurato 1 point2 points ago

TIL Cat + Cup = Ray Charles

[–]Avril14th 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for 7 seconds for the kitty, but then I'm okay.

[–]svrkrun 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not saying real life cakeday, and happy birthday!

[–]vikmourne 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too! Whoopee!!

[–]wpgwarrior 1 point2 points ago

An upvote just for using the term birthday instead of that stupid "real life cakeday" bullshit.

[–]buttburgerlar 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[–]wrongstuff 0 points1 point ago

All I can think is "Why did you hold out on us"

[–]TheBigBadPanda 0 points1 point ago

"So whats going on in here thenOH GOD ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREADAAAAAH"

I cant gifs, could someone please get this done!?

[–]phillyphan09 0 points1 point ago

Had my iPod on while watching this. Listening to Big Sean- Ass

It timed perfectly with the cat freaking out at the same time he says "go stupid, go stupid"

Made this that much more hilarious.

[–]TheLastCatWatch 0 points1 point ago

Andrew W.Kat

[–]WHYWOULDYOUEVENARGUE 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please make that into a light saber?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday. I have to know: Is this gif the best you could do? I mean, there are better ones. Just sayin'.

[–]gamer_mom 0 points1 point ago

Today is my birthday too. There's a lot of us because 40 weeks back is New Years. Lovely thought, eh.

[–]BlackJackBetty 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! We share it. I turned 30 today. :)

[–]RuffRhyno 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Someone edit the gif so that it loops only the cat wildly shaking its cup-head for what would seem like infinity.

[–]Cptnmikey 0 points1 point ago

Feline Stevie Wonder

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe this is the top post on Reddit. And yet theres still people that say "Reddit doesnt like cats THAT much"

[–]neutraltone 0 points1 point ago

Dat Interlace, my eyes they do bleed!

[–]Renix 0 points1 point ago

"WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT" - Cat

[–]batman458 0 points1 point ago

oh my god we have the same birthday

[–]LizzyBeth88 -1 points0 points ago

lol the cat just keeps doing it over and over. stupid cat.

[–]lysogenic 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!! That poor kitty.

[–]Elestria 0 points1 point ago

Well worthy! You know how to Reddit!

[–]unlimitedlogic 0 points1 point ago

hope someone can make the "AHM FIRIN' MAH LAZER" meme with it anyways Happy birthday

[–]killaudio66 0 points1 point ago

Looks like his trip to Narnia didn't go so well

[–]ncour 0 points1 point ago

Happy BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Alliebeth 1 point2 points ago

It's my birthday, too! Happy Birthday to us!

[–]hineyodor 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for referring to your birthday as your birthday

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

;_; so majestic.

[–]kazooie5659 1 point2 points ago

Put this to Skrillex's First of the Year, where the lady screams 'Call 9-1-1 now!'

I'd buy that.

[–]dearmisscarrie 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! It's my birthday as well! :)

[–]3418365 0 points1 point ago

It's like a metaphor for reddit... even when the cup comes off the gif starts all over again.

[–]peapodcaboose 0 points1 point ago

welll.... it sucks.... so good job at sucking

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

stupid cup! y u no fits?

[–]cypriss 0 points1 point ago

Today's my birthday too:)

[–]The_Great_Phoenix -1 points0 points ago

Yeah sure, "It's my birthday too!" Now give me karma.

[–]holley3020 0 points1 point ago

Fucking cats. Before I get on Reddit I gotta take my allergy pills.

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

Ready guys? 1...2...3...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

[–]xthirteen37 0 points1 point ago

Tagged as "Same Birthday" :D Happy Birthday!

[–]RickySuela 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday. My present to you was to give you a downvote and a new RES tag.

[–]wpillow 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO

[–]jak47 0 points1 point ago

It was my birthday today, and yesterday.

Damn. It didn't work the way it should've..

[–]yhoshua 0 points1 point ago

So... I have this friend who thinks that some cats have probably tried to put their heads into water-filled glasses or other containers and then, being unable to remove the containers, drowned as a result. He enjoys imagining the many reactions of owners when they return home to see their lifeless, accidentally drowned cats.

[–]zaneperry 0 points1 point ago

Aliasing makes my eyes bleed

[–]cA05GfJ2K6 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday! It's my birthday as well!

[–]Blazer9000 0 points1 point ago

I lol'ed

[–]DancinDemon -1 points0 points ago

The cat's name is Maru - his videos are hilarious