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[–]cangetenoughaka lazarus 26 points27 points ago

This is doable since campaigns are essentially corporations which are now people.

[–]Valdovinos 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ThePineBlackHole 10 points11 points ago

BURN!!!!!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

normally I don't appreciate these types of jokes but I've got to admit. this one put a smile on my face.

[–]OuterDarknessIt's hard to free fools from the chains they revere 7 points8 points ago

This has to be the best Mormon joke of all time :-)

[–]Oliver_DeNom 4 points5 points ago

How about this: "Mitt Romney's failing this election has been made so sure, that the campaign's been second anointed."

[–]spencuraiNon-Theist 3 points4 points ago

6am....laughing my ass off!!! That is great!!!

[–]rozeharten 3 points4 points ago

OH SNAP!

[–]multiplesiflMy poor mother... 3 points4 points ago

I gotta show this to my mom, she'll love it!

[–]tanhan27 2 points3 points ago

Would this joke be offensive to Mormons? I want to share it on facebook but don't want to offend my Mormon cousins

[–]OBrien 5 points6 points ago

It might be offensive to hardcore republicans who think Romney's still going strong, but that's about it.

[–]ReverendDS 4 points5 points ago

So.... yes?

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

Not necessarily, Liberal Mormons may be a small minority but they definitely exist.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyondRetired LDS, yes you can retire 2 points3 points ago

I'm a former Mormon and I just posted it to my Facebook. I think it is more funny than offensive.

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

I'm a former Mormon and I find it offensive. Baptism is a pretty sacred ritual for Mormons, especially temple baptisms. I'm not telling you what you should think of it, but I am guessing that it could hurt their feelings.

[–]Measure76Apostate 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this joke bouncing around the internets for a couple of weeks. I think it needs a little more to be a great joke, but it is a good joke.

[–]Aghan 2 points3 points ago

That is fantastic.

[–]LJRich1971 2 points3 points ago

I wish Romney's campaign was dead. I'm biting my nails to bloody nubs wanting him to LOSE.

[–]wolfharrington 1 point2 points ago

I swear that my boss texted me this a few weeks ago. He swears he came up with it on his own and I believe him. It is so weird to see it here now.

[–]Satosky 0 points1 point ago

Lol this is brilliant.

[–]tatonnement 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't get a non jpgy picture of obama?