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[–]RICH_LITTLE 84 points85 points ago

In England, dating is conducted by texting random numbers until you find a match

[–]Cafem 42 points43 points ago

Followed by high tea at a croquet match.

[–]mrbarry1024 9 points10 points ago

I wish. I rock at croquet.

[–]Fudgcicle 7 points8 points ago

Some little 13 year old girl tried to do that to me, would not fucking stop texting me or calling...

[–]Kruse 5 points6 points ago

And now you're dating?

[–]ShahpEleven 3 points4 points ago

and she has a rash on her pussy?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]XmackattackX 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I had one of those numbers calling me the other day. I thought it was telemarketing.. forever alone

[–]KoreanTerran 25 points26 points ago

Siglemic, is that you?

[–]stealthpoop- 7 points8 points ago

sig is a grill

[–]darkly39r 4 points5 points ago

THIS IS THE URN

[–]AncestralTuna 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS TEH URN FrankerZ Kappa

[–]Neosilver -3 points-2 points ago

"THIS IS THE URN." - Siglemic 2012

FTFY

[–]cptdog 7 points8 points ago

[–]thriax 1 point2 points ago

I really want to know what song that could've been. I mean, Solveig? :S

[–]cptdog 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember, I made this pic on a forums mspaint-youtube comments thread years ago.

I think it was this song, not too sure however or it could've been some random rock song.

[–]OOFT_BANGER 34 points35 points ago

DON'T POST THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE. THE BIG RED WRITING SAYS SOMETHING.

[–]mista0sparkle 7 points8 points ago

But he says he's a grill half way through the joke!

[–]olivermihoff 9 points10 points ago

This is the price we'll pay for allowing kitchen appliances to tweet. ಠ_ಠ

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

Nah, the punchline was "No, I'm a grill."

Totally different line, man.

[–]cursed_deity 20 points21 points ago

he never said grill...

[–]I_Hope_So 4 points5 points ago

Bugged me too.

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

The two 'l's were enough

[–]NightMaestro 8 points9 points ago

"oh."

[–]SonOfTK421 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh George! 2coms 10pts 7mos funny
I crack myself up sometimes. 54coms 623pts 3mos funny
I'm a grill... 11coms 72pts 1yr funny
I crack myself up sometimes. 178coms 1143pts 1yr funny
Boy or Grill? 2coms 20pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Hector_Ceromus 3 points4 points ago

So, Bobby's been talking to those bastardised electric grills again...

That boy ain't right, i tell you what.

[–]bestcoastwesttoast 0 points1 point ago

Lean and mean, man.

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[–]KangarooLemonade 0 points1 point ago

You should see /u/pepsi_next.

So many reposts it's almost spam, yet it gets fucktons of upvotes.

[–]Ahnenglanz 3 points4 points ago

So what just happened is that some dumbass reposted content which was stolen from a faked omegl screenshot...

Stupidity just reached a new level.

[–]Greenim 2 points3 points ago

Sweet. More reposts.

[–]AverageRapist 2 points3 points ago

Sweet. More fake text conversations.

[–]GrantNexus 1 point2 points ago

Actually you're a repost.

[–]bblow -1 points0 points ago

No no no. Bad!

[–]TheAvocadoBaron -1 points0 points ago

Girls can be called George, e.g. George in the Famous Five.

[–]CtrlAltEsc -1 points0 points ago

We should definitely get that grill do an AMA!

[–]legitimategrapes -1 points0 points ago

Maybe his daughter Georgetta Foreman goes by George for short

[–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

I'm dyslexic and I read this as "I'm a girl" the first time too.

[–]zackafshar 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love his reaction that he's texting a grill.

"No, I'm a grill." "Oh."

AYGRILLUWANTSUMFUCK

[–]jesselikesfood 0 points1 point ago

People fucking bug me. "I got this number, I dont know who this is. Are you a boy or girl? Or, youre a girl? WHATS YOUR NAMEEE :)"

Gives human beings a bad name

[–]chilidog17 -1 points0 points ago

Repost. Come on guys don't upvote this!

[–]lavastoviglie 0 points1 point ago

My 4-year-old brother says "girler" instead of "girl". He actually adds "er" to all words ending with "rl" and doesn't even realize it. It's cute.

[–]lm_Matt 0 points1 point ago

i like how he started to use smiley faces once he noticed they were a "girl"

[–]zangorn 0 points1 point ago

Whats the one about how much a gril costs? And the response is something like, "not sure if you meant girl, or grill, but either way you can get a cheap one for a few hundred bucks, but if you want a really nice one it could be over $1000".

[–]lordjiffy 0 points1 point ago

Olldd joke from omegle. Down vote

[–]VelvetJammies 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... To bad I saw this 2 months ago.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

OH

[–]pixxiidust -1 points0 points ago

It may be because I'm really tired, but this actually made me laugh really hard, here is an upvote for you.

[–]rjp0008 0 points1 point ago

This is cat: Here's some cat facts.

[–]mrouton 3 points4 points ago

This is Catt Lauer, reporting live

[–]Steveyobs -2 points-1 points ago

All messages are in green but the send button is blue. Faked

[–]ectod -2 points-1 points ago

"I am gril"
"no"

[–]CumBoxReseller -2 points-1 points ago

FAKE! Full reception on O2 is impossible!!!

[–]WangoTango -2 points-1 points ago

Man this is fucking lame

[–]roronoazolo -3 points-2 points ago

i did this on omegle and linked him to a pic. he never replied :(

[–]pulezan -1 points0 points ago

Totally legit.

[–]TheJokeTerminator 2 points3 points ago

You mean fake right? Grills can't text.

[–]AverageRapist 1 point2 points ago

Oh

[–]arandomWASPappears -3 points-2 points ago

BUZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

[–]rumnscurvy -3 points-2 points ago

Reminds me of this little 4chan classic.