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Battle #40 - Open for Voting! | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 40

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

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  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

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  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
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  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
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[–]JamesLLL 22 points23 points ago

The ghostly slime trails are a nice touch on a great idea.

[–]goofy_goober_YEAH 8 points9 points ago

Lost my shit

[–]snowaddict 12 points13 points ago

Where did it go?

[–]goofy_goober_YEAH 8 points9 points ago

Nobody knows :(

[–]waitingforbatman 1 point2 points ago

Onto the baby snails

[–]NickDerpkins 2 points3 points ago

This was the best one

[–]nemo85 2 points3 points ago

this seems one small step away from looking like something Terry Gilliam would have done.

[–]JimmyKeepCool 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the babies have turds on their backs.

[–]bailsters 0 points1 point ago

I want to look at this everyday for the rest of my life.

[–]payday815 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha! well done

[–]hogst77 79 points80 points ago

[–]poopio 1 point2 points ago

I laughed before I even noticed the face on the snail... good show sir.

[–]emdeema 37 points38 points ago

It's not for Snail, Fran-cis!!!

FTFY

[–]King_Rafiki 1 point2 points ago

I like this one a lot!

[–]lebowskisweater 1 point2 points ago

Tell 'em Large Marge sent you.

[–]fishanlers 76 points77 points ago

I am by no means one of the many photoshop wizards on this subreddit... http://imgur.com/VNq2S

[–]RationalMonkey 23 points24 points ago

You set me up for disappointment and then gave me diverging beyond my wildest dreams. That was beautiful.

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 7 points8 points ago

He set the bar to disapointment. Then you set the bar to greatness. Welldone for puttig it where it belongs

[–]poopio 143 points144 points ago

[–]wtf81 2 points3 points ago

I LoL's. Good show sir

[–]Gengar0 83 points84 points ago

[–]yummyummers 3 points4 points ago

Castle you got?

[–]junkfood66 12 points13 points ago

Let's not go there, 'tis a silly place.

[–]ichuckle 6 points7 points ago

[–]Neepho 4 points5 points ago

Well that's only the millionth time I've seen that gif...

[–]ichuckle 2 points3 points ago

sorry to offend you with my gif posting

[–]Neepho 4 points5 points ago

Oh damn it! Now you made me feel bad :(

I'm sorry iChuckle...

[–]ichuckle 2 points3 points ago

[–]Neepho 2 points3 points ago

WILL YOU BE MY REDDIT FRIEND?!?! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[–]ichuckle 3 points4 points ago

best reddit friend

[–]Neepho 1 point2 points ago

[–]stevesy17 3 points4 points ago

My only thought is that the two of you are actually the same person with two accounts, in which case.... There has never been a true forever alone until this moment.

But then again... a part of me, from a time long before reddit..... wants to believe that this is real.

[–]beemer330 20 points21 points ago

[–]cosmic_towel 1 point2 points ago

hahaha get off me bro

[–]dexter0 66 points67 points ago

[–]OkonkwoJones 18 points19 points ago

He needs a metal chain in his hand, road rash style.

[–]RegencyAndCo 26 points27 points ago

What the fuck was this doing on /r/wtf in the first place? Anyways, thanks for the laughs y'all!

[–]sjhaakie 30 points31 points ago

Wtf Stands for Wow thats funny -.-

[–]OkonkwoJones -2 points-1 points ago

/r/wtf is leaking...

[–]kaylaa_maria[S] 2 points3 points ago

No idea what it was doing there honestly..

[–]coolwubla 15 points16 points ago

[–]gdbate 4 points5 points ago

He could use a monocle.

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 3 points4 points ago

The snail or the dude?

[–]Tyrannical_Tim 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]gdbate 0 points1 point ago

haha wow, excellent

[–]madn8dawg 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/altYH.jpg

In soviet Russia snail rides you!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I can only think this reminds me the "Never ending story" movie. That was a very fast snail.

[–]Galiphile 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry... it's a racing snail!

[–]liad88 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs to put him on the set of "The neverending story"

[–]luveroftrees 0 points1 point ago

that should read 'fat guy on a snail'...

[–]rosythewench 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit I know where this is. Greensboro, NC.

[–]poopio 1 point2 points ago

I can't be bothered to do it, but an idea - someone should shoop him onto the front of a pirate ship, in stormy seas, in full pirate regalia... I was going to do it, but had to go out, and now the effort is totally gone.

Edit: With lightning.