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[–]icecubez189 135 points136 points ago

No you weren't.

[–]stb14808 40 points41 points ago

Well, not him personally. But a guy he knows and his wife - GOT. IT. ON.

[–]JazzyNips 13 points14 points ago

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

[–]funkbitch 19 points20 points ago

No they didn't.

[–]Willskis 18 points19 points ago

No, no they didn't. But you can imagine!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

No you can't.

[–]danceydancetime -1 points0 points ago

Actually no.

[–]Basic_Subhadra 27 points28 points ago

Ugh.

[–]paper_towels 9 points10 points ago

What is this, Pinterest?

[–]slackeyed 6 points7 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
It's a boy! 3coms 18pts 5mos funny
It's a boy! 17coms 294pts 1mo WTF
This came up on my newsfeed 22coms 498pts 3mos WTF
ಠ_ಠ 126coms 887pts 8mos WTF
I just had a kid. I thought this was a cute idea for my announcement cards 143coms 524pts 10mos funny
That's.....nice? 5coms 186pts 21dys WTF
'It's a boy' greeting card. 4coms 20pts 1yr pics

[–]TonsterMitties 40 points41 points ago

How many times can I see this picture on Reddit in a week?

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 20 points21 points ago

At least for as long as this fucker keeps having babies.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 10 points11 points ago

I'm constantly on Reddit and I've never seen this...

[–]re-run 1 point2 points ago

I guess some of us just don't scour every post there is here. I've never seen this one either.

[–]t_hab 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe its just a probability thing? You just happened not to be on 3 weeks ago, a month ago, 3 months ago, 5 months ago, a year ago, etc...

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/ROvVU.jpg

[–]re-run 0 points1 point ago

Well I am certainly not on all day or every day. Contrary to average redditor thinking, it IS possible to have a life!

I like to call it "unplugging from the internet". Another thing that many people give me blank stares for.

[–]TonsterMitties 0 points1 point ago

Was on last week and at least twenty times before that. You clearly don't Reddit enough!

[–]theartofrolling 11 points12 points ago

More like, "So I was on reddit and was thinking of ways to get that sweet sweet karma, so I reposted this image!"

[–]Sierra50 3 points4 points ago

How desperate do you have to be to actually take the time to post something that you found previously then blatantly lie to yourself and everyone else in order to get karma?

Things I ponder.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 13 points14 points ago

I believe it was a redditor who made the original card a little over a year ago.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

then that's false, I've seen this a LONG LONG time ago.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 7 points8 points ago

Ah, a real-time year passes so much faster than a reddit year.

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 1 point2 points ago

Yep I haven't showered in a couple months.

[–]pillon 13 points14 points ago

Re. Post.

[–]JaYbLeS68 0 points1 point ago

Where can I find this?!

[–]LittlePieceOfMe 3 points4 points ago

So my hand and I were looking for old high rated posts on reddit and I think we found the one to repost. [FIXED] [ttly orig. content guyse]

[–]Buddusky 2 points3 points ago

So, what happens when you send it to your black friends?

[–]donz0r 8 points9 points ago

"insert arm"?

[–]bopoqod 4 points5 points ago

"Doctor, there seems to be a nail-like growth on my baby boy's exceptionally large penis."

[–]Nesman64 0 points1 point ago

That's just a foreskin. You've never actually seen one?

[–]soulequalsgone 3 points4 points ago

Repost

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[–]2moreminutes -1 points0 points ago

I hope you are having a boy

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't.

[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point ago

Sure, go ahead and set impossible expectations for the little guy right off the bat.

[–]mattmckillip 0 points1 point ago

nice try fucktard

[–]My_ps3_has_a_name 0 points1 point ago

I don't hate repots but I so hate blatant lies.

[–]Turtleslippers 0 points1 point ago

Hey everybody! OP is a phony! A big fat phony!

[–]gerbs 0 points1 point ago

Aww, it's a boy. AND WHAT A BOY!

[–]BotaFogo78 -3 points-2 points ago

Insert finger and open - and if it's a girl?! Oh...!

[–]CongressTarts 6 points7 points ago

It means the baby is Thai

[–]xPragma 1 point2 points ago

...just open

[–]sailingonward -2 points-1 points ago

then make a fist and put the side up to the card

[–]awhaleofatale -4 points-3 points ago

Such a man at such a young age! They grow up fast!

[–]Iarechristopher -1 points0 points ago

Does your finger have to be so veiny.

[–]Delaneyloes -2 points-1 points ago

Genius!

[–]WirelessPribbling -2 points-1 points ago

All aboard the pedotrain!

[–]tacobell123123123 1 point2 points ago

No thank you mister

[–]Maguirrem2010 -4 points-3 points ago

Fantastic

[–]IsayNigel -2 points-1 points ago

Waiter, there's a baby in my soup!

[–]FTPFAN -2 points-1 points ago

Stick your finger through the other end of the whole. NOW IT'S A WHORE!

[–]AlexHeyNa -2 points-1 points ago

That's a thing now? Baby announcement cards? They'd probably find out long before they got that card, anyway, by word of mouth.

[–]matari -2 points-1 points ago

he's got some weird, hard-shelled growth at the tip

you might wanna get that looked at

[–]loxton_Ha 0 points1 point ago

... and what a boy!

[–]Jogl1981 -2 points-1 points ago

I saw that card at Spencer's before. lol

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[–]desquibnt 21 points22 points ago

Nice repost. Do you even have a wife?

[–]fourg[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah I do, and a baby due in December. Believe it or not we found this doing what I said we were doing.

[–]Sparkesix 0 points1 point ago

Doubt it, it's the exact same picture(same light, angle, etc.) just like the one I saw on reddit, say month or two ago? You reposted it so stop lying, thank you.

[–]fourg[S] -1 points0 points ago

Read the title, I said we found one, not that this was ours.