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[–]RICH_LITTLE 30 points31 points ago

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food"

[–]podowd 10 points11 points ago

This was not breakfast for him

[–]sweetloris 8 points9 points ago

This was a dinner of sadness and mourning.

[–]Defiant47 20 points21 points ago

I'm finally fucking sold. What show is this?

[–]Drook 11 points12 points ago

Parks and Recreation, Season 4 or 5 just started and there's a new episode on tomorrow night on NBC, I dont know what time.

[–]Defiant47 3 points4 points ago

What season should I start with? Bearing in mind that I don't actually have a lot of time to watch anything.

[–]TheR3dMenace 1 point2 points ago

Just watch the swanologues on youtube. They should do ya

[–]b3mus3d 0 points1 point ago

This is alright. But it's much, much funnier with context. Plus the other characters are well worth watching too

[–]lethrowface 4 points5 points ago

Watch the first episode of season 1. Erase the awfulness of that episode from your mind. Then start with season 2.

[–]nedyken 3 points4 points ago

I watched the first episode of Season 1 when it first aired. I thought it sucked and would soon be cancelled. I haven't watched it since. Was the entire first season garbage? I'm skeptical that it suddenly became funny in Season 2.

[–]elbooN 3 points4 points ago

I watched the first season and hated the show, was giving it a chance because my friend loved it. Six months later I decided to watch season 2 and it's one of my favorite shows now. The whole season one is incredibly boring and I'd advise anyone to skip it... it got exponentially better for me in season 2.

[–]slugo17 0 points1 point ago

The first season got really good towards the end, but a lot of things changed and it's really not that relevant.

[–]tineyeit 0 points1 point ago

Even between Episode 1 and Episode 6 (Season 1 is only 6 episodes) there's a pretty big difference in quality. It gets OK around the start of Season 2 and get's amazing by the end.

[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

Interesting way to describe a show.

[–]catpirates 0 points1 point ago

I started with season 2 because I couldn't find a 720p copy of season 1.

[–]naengmyeon 0 points1 point ago

Apparently they reworked some things with the characters after season 1, and things got a lot better. I've only seen the first 2 episodes of season 2, and it's pretty damn funny.

[–]d3m0n0id 1 point2 points ago

9:30 est I think

[–]brandonjmarshall 4 points5 points ago

Parks and Rec is my favorite show, but why does this always get upvoted? It's posted LITERALLY every week

[–]hyperion1812 2 points3 points ago

It bothers me that the scene doesn't match the quote.

[–]tineyeit 1 point2 points ago

You can watch the clip of this, the quote follows exactly how the scene goes.

[–]Accuse 1 point2 points ago

One does not simply bring Ron Swanson bacon and eggs.

[–]Sabird1[S] 3 points4 points ago

I don't think people get your joke.

[–]Whiskey-Business 2 points3 points ago

He had me at meat tornado.

[–]MrT-1000 2 points3 points ago

Legend has it 49% of the world's bacon supply is consumed exclusively by Ron Swanson, and another 49% by the guys at epic meal time. The 2% porky scraps/remainders are left for us mere mortals to feast upon; to experience a minor tidbit of perfection that the gods enjoy in their bacon-feasting endeavors

[–]spartan4333 -1 points0 points ago

As soon as I finish breaking bad, I am starting this show just based off of these images of him posted to reddit.

[–]Andrado 0 points1 point ago

"Strippers do nothing for me, but I'll take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place."

[–]QuillOmega0 1 point2 points ago

Here's a link to the video version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrIeP798hiQ

This guy could pull off a mean Nicolas Cage impression.

[–]kikenazz -1 points0 points ago

This isn't the scene where he says that

[–]hunter2thompson 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I actually knew what picture this was before I even looked at it. Great reposting!

[–]StressfulPython -1 points0 points ago

"The correct way to respost" FTFY -RON PAUL 2012

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

Bravery Level: SO

[–]Nordral 0 points1 point ago

The correct way to order food. FTFY.

[–]gallantgrift 1 point2 points ago

Which episode is this from?

[–]zxain 2 points3 points ago

S3:E6 - Indianapolis

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points ago

I made this after watching the latest episode.

[–]BtotheF 1 point2 points ago

I LITERALLY just watched this episode.

[–]princeshaq -2 points-1 points ago

and here's the perfect way to eat it!

[–]humongous 0 points1 point ago

maybe if you uploaded it to imgur, i wouldn't be greeted by a "this is not available for your COUNTRY" , YOU RACIST SON OF A man.

[–]Rambles_offtopic -2 points-1 points ago

He want's 200 eggs and 10 lbs of bacon?

[–]keith7812 1 point2 points ago

Contrary to popular belief, an apostrophe does not mean, "here comes the 's'!"

[–]bossbrew -2 points-1 points ago

The Mayans were wrong, the great bacon shortage of 2013 is the true apocalypse.

[–]Pseudophobic -1 points0 points ago