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[–]veryhonestliar 23 points24 points ago

Really? Taking your shirt off is necessary before punching someone out?

[–]ocentertainment 24 points25 points ago

Not only is it necessary, it appears to be the most immediate reaction. Instinctual, even. This is, of course in keeping with the principal of "fight or flight, but first make sure your nipple are visible."

No species has been able to adapt for survival without first ensuring its nipples are visible prior to responding to a threat.

[–]Thinking_Differently -2 points-1 points ago

You are assuming it's real... Look close to it, there is a girl in the background video taping it.

It's completely staged and there is a million things wrong with it if it's real.

[–]ocentertainment 11 points12 points ago

Well, my nipple-based evolutionary theories were meant to be taken seriously by the academic community, but you, sir, have poked serious holes in my thesis. This is my greatest shame.

[–]Pilotted 4 points5 points ago

I still believe.

[–]FragdaddyXXL -1 points0 points ago

This. The guy conveniently rests his face in his hand right before the guy slaps him...in the hand.

[–]lkmjoeqwert 0 points1 point ago

maybe she noticed and started to film. or she was in on it for some potential in the production value department

[–]WateryPenisButter 2 points3 points ago

This is obviously fake but some people actually do this because their attackers can't grab on to their shirts, or from what I heard. I didn't ask for any favors.

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 0 points1 point ago

It's an essential part of an ancient pre battle ritual.

[–]Traniz 0 points1 point ago

You want logic or reason? From USA? Wow...

[–]HighFivesforAll 4 points5 points ago

Waiting for the karma decay post

[–]OfficialSillyWabbit 3 points4 points ago

Same here, but honestly, that guy gets the shit slapped out of him so badly that I can't help but chuckle every time I see this.

[–]brmmm 5 points6 points ago

I honestly thought USA would be fatter..

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 1 point2 points ago

and dumber

[–]TheOnlyJuan 0 points1 point ago

You don't see it in the gif, but he failed his test horribly.

[–]krs0323 1 point2 points ago

where is this from? I know this old, but I would love to see this unfold.

[–]bingram 0 points1 point ago

This gif always confuses me. When he winds up to hit, it's clearly his right hand that will be doing the slapping, but after he hits the guy his left hand goes back like he went with a backhand bitchslap rather than an ordinary one. Does this bother no one else?

[–]lord_of_thunder 0 points1 point ago

Why did he take off his shirt...?

[–]Tundra14 0 points1 point ago

That's about right, the response from America is to just assume who did it and ask questions later.

[–]swmnln4 -4 points-3 points ago

SO TRUE