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[–]BitterDivorcedDad 146 points147 points ago

She's now cock-eyed.

[–]TsunamiTreats 13 points14 points ago

This should have been the title.

Hijack: this was the only thing on reddit that made me lol in the past week. My human was not on guard

[–]krasne_a_mudre 1 point2 points ago

This is not the first time I have hated the Google Hoover Zoom for conditioning me to look first and read later, but it is one of the most memorable...

[–]-Birdo -1 points0 points ago

I think thats a cow.

[–]---korn--- -4 points-3 points ago

I thought everyone would be too chicken to pullet this pun. But now we can egg you on.

[–]psychroclasm 33 points34 points ago

Please limit one pun per comment. We like to make sure everyone has an opportunity to get one.

[–]---korn--- 4 points5 points ago

OH! So you're saying we should put a capon the puns?

[–]CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN 3 points4 points ago

Yep, otherwise this is gonna turn into another big embryoglio

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Egg-celent! We have an understanding!

[–]AdvocateForLucifer -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, don't count all your chickens before they hatch. There are plenty to go around without souring anything sunny-side up.

[–]wabbajackoff 11 points12 points ago

FALSE. Roosters do not lay eggs. They eye-jaculate (...look, I know it is a stretch. But this cockmonger just took most of the puns in one swoop.)

[–]CrimsonFlash 3 points4 points ago

[...]just took most of the puns in one swoop.

In one fowl swoop.

[–]wabbajackoff 0 points1 point ago

Oh you coy ass motherfucker.

[–]ChIck3n115 2 points3 points ago

Really? I thought it was quite fowl.

[–]Fearlessleader85 63 points64 points ago

That is one of the least trustworthy chickens i've ever seen.

[–]lillyheart 15 points16 points ago

Agreed. My first thought: human eyes make every animal that much more sinister.

[–]canyoushowmearound 4 points5 points ago

is that one actually a swap? I never knew that and I can't tell [6]

[–]Kalibyr 3 points4 points ago

I'm not even sure myself, but the eyes do look a little too human. That shit is nightmare inducing though.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 0 points1 point ago

It's just planning its escape.

[–]weaver2109 34 points35 points ago

[–]Eurynom0s 7 points8 points ago

"Dinner!"

[–]UsernameNotFound404 2 points3 points ago

Dat Look.

[–]jenjavitis -1 points0 points ago

Two soulless creatures.

[–]KiisuTheMagnificent 13 points14 points ago

...Uhm.. Uhm.. Satan's child.. Uh..

[–]Ansonm64 21 points22 points ago

That chicken looks so guilty. It knows why it crossed the road.

[–]Journalisto 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to know why. That "joke" has never once made sense to me.

[–]Icalasari 3 points4 points ago

It's an antijoke

[–]Journalisto 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I know. Still not quite as good as "no soap radio."

[–]Balthazar500 1 point2 points ago

[–]questionable_sarcasm 1 point2 points ago

to get to the other side [Heaven]

[–]psychroclasm 4 points5 points ago

I like this. Maybe eye-swaps should be more popular. Even with multiple humans. Like this. Imagine those eyes on everyone in the photo. I'm not doing it because I only work in MS Paint and I don't want to spend hours proving a point.

[–]PotatoTime 2 points3 points ago

do it and post it here! low quality work is fine. http://www.reddit.com/r/eyeswaps/

[–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap. I like this already.

[–]jedtrmpt 5 points6 points ago

Definitely read that as "swamps" the first time.

[–]Tada-Forever 0 points1 point ago

Me too, now I'm disappointed I didn't get to see a picture of a scary swamp.

[–]ohmysocks 1 point2 points ago

[–]Blueflamealchemist 3 points4 points ago

Chicken looks bored

[–]RedditMakesYouSmart 2 points3 points ago

Sweet fuck. Nope nope nope

[–]OuttaYourElement 3 points4 points ago

Pure nightmare fuel.

[–]TheAmazing148 2 points3 points ago

She looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid... 0.o

[–]gorbok 4 points5 points ago

She's got the eyes of a troll doll.

[–]possofazer 2 points3 points ago

i was gonna say a garbage pail kid

[–]Nebraska_Actually 3 points4 points ago

Is there a subreddit for swaps?

[–]PotatoTime 2 points3 points ago

just made an eyeswap subreddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/eyeswaps/

[–]TesticleToe 2 points3 points ago

Came for Brian Peppers comment... No fucking Brian Peppers comment.

[–]achesst 2 points3 points ago

Now there's one!

[–]Pseudophobic 0 points1 point ago

I would lose a staring contest to her so quickly.

[–]amandork -1 points0 points ago

I feel ill

[–]firehaven38 2 points3 points ago

As much as I want to downvote, I think everyone else should have to endure this with me. So reluctantly, I upvote.

[–]Dripsauce 0 points1 point ago

The Roosterlord has claimed your soul, and has made you his unthinking, chicken-brained minion!

[–]mars_de_milo 0 points1 point ago

And now I know what will be in my nightmares for the next month.

[–]Intr0vert 2 points3 points ago

Well, time to say goodnight everyone.

[–]Zul_rage_mon 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for introducing that to my nightmares.

[–]allthe_gundams 0 points1 point ago

Cluck Cluck

[–]Its_Not_My_Blood 1 point2 points ago

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

the child is no longer human. They run in packs. I hear the shrieks they wail as they roam the night in search of food, every night, from beneath my bed where I lay awake in terror.

[–]peachy_peahen 1 point2 points ago

I own chickens; they really do have the freakiest eyes. I likened our black hen to Darth Maul, and my mom yelled at me, saying she'd never be able to get that image out of her head.. hehehe

[–]Link2999 -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck am I laughing!? lol

[–]Myflyisbreezy 1 point2 points ago

That chicken is plotting

[–]happyimanerd 0 points1 point ago

...that should not have happened. To the EyeBleach!

[–]BDandC 0 points1 point ago

No. Don't do that.

[–]strawberryfield4ever 0 points1 point ago

Crack will do that to ya

[–]gosso920 0 points1 point ago

Skeptical Chicken.

So you're telling me

You eat my unborn children for breakfast??

[–]not_a_dentist 0 points1 point ago

Soon...

[–]yesiamwhoyouthinkiam 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhhhh! WTF!

[–]HolyShitItsKhasi 0 points1 point ago

Fuck....this.

[–]melan85 0 points1 point ago

skeptical chicken

[–]SalanderousWasp 0 points1 point ago

rectus.... dominus.....

[–]RalstonBaines -1 points0 points ago

[–]Venge 1 point2 points ago

And the priest stared off into the quiet night."The eyes."He said suddenly."The eyes.I'll never forget the eyes.That was the moment when I knew the chicken had taken her soul."

[–]Pinklizard26 0 points1 point ago

Yup that's some seriously fucked up shit.

[–]harry_balsonia 0 points1 point ago

was anyone else expecting a wasp?

[–]TFail342 -1 points0 points ago

Kill it with fire! Quick, before it lays eggs

[–]im_at_home_now 0 points1 point ago

I've already had nightmares of this, but this is the first time I've seen this happen while awake. Thanks...

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of Coraline

[–]Sloppyjoe716 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty Awsome

[–]Humbledinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Wish i didnt look at this in the dark...

[–]sharmander15 0 points1 point ago

Why did I look at that before I plugged my phone in to go to bed? I don't know what I expected..

[–]Vgore762 1 point2 points ago

I'm UNCOMFORTABLE.

[–]m_utley 0 points1 point ago

fuck. this.

[–]Fresh_Portals 0 points1 point ago

imagine a movie/book based around an eye stealing chicken

[–]Wally_Jack 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire!!!

[–]DammitJosh 0 points1 point ago

Chicken doesn't give a shit, He looks rather bored.

[–]AxK1024 0 points1 point ago

I will never unsee that. That will haunt me. If I start drinking now, can I lose this in a blackout?

[–]turquoise_blues 1 point2 points ago

I'm actually pissed I saw this because now I'm going to be scared tonight. Seriously, legitimately pissed.

[–]thedudeofsf 0 points1 point ago

I'm honestly more concerned over what that girl was thinking with her original eyes all guilty and scheming like that.

[–]streakingduck 0 points1 point ago

I got to get up for school tomorrow, dang it.

[–]dastweinerhund 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the nightmares this evening ಠ_ಠ !

[–]Mongul 0 points1 point ago

This is a bit NSFWish...cause I got really scared...

[–]SayS0mething 0 points1 point ago

was not expecting that mis read the title to "one of the scariest wasps i've ever seen" so not prepared.

[–]iamlegend188 0 points1 point ago

I said this once and I'm saying it again. This girl belongs in a chain letter.

[–]imworkinhere 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, sleep, who needs it right?

[–]elevenothree[S] 0 points1 point ago

[mandatory comment about being on front page]

[–]Kellianne 0 points1 point ago

What really scares me is that the girl's eyes look like they've been surgically swapped.

[–]PmsMonster 0 points1 point ago

I literally said "oh my god" about 15 times after seeing this

[–]UnrealBlitZ 0 points1 point ago

This is NSFW... scared the shit out of me

[–]Lytis 0 points1 point ago

That is hilarious

[–]uhrovaltter 0 points1 point ago

She has birdie-pig-flu.

[–]PastThoughts 0 points1 point ago

That face will haunt my dreams.

[–]Superskion 0 points1 point ago

I just opened a whole can of NOPE.

[–]NavanENT 0 points1 point ago

nopenopenopenope.

[–]phoria 0 points1 point ago

Stop it. BAD!

[–]ColonelButterscotch -5 points-4 points ago

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

BWEEP bip bip BWEEP

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[–]NotWTFItsFunny -5 points-4 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]necromatedmau5 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if you get that term, buddy...

[–]Space_Bungalow -3 points-2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/v4k3d/just_the_eyes/

Woohoo! My first reposted picture! I have no idea if it's been here before, but who cares

[–]elevenothree[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually hadn't seen it on here before...