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[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 267 points268 points ago

Yeah. Quit making new accounts and spamming your shit on Reddit. WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

Posted 18 days ago, by an account made 18 days ago

Then today, which was posted today by a new account.

Original Spam accounts - /u/politify and /u/politifyDOTus

http://karmadecay.com/http://i.imgur.com/qpWHp.jpg

[–]mathius123 25 points26 points ago

Maybe they think karma can pay for their student loans?

[–]newthere 18 points19 points ago

Or maybe they think advertising the site will drive more traffic, make the site more popular, and sell it to FaceHoo!gle.

[–]th1nker 7 points8 points ago

Why'd you go and do that? Now he's gonna make another account and post it again.

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 3 points4 points ago

He/She would probably go and make new accounts anyway.

[–]BlackPresident 4 points5 points ago

I guess that's the point, if he's making multiple accounts this is clearly marketing for the politify site rather than for karma.

[–]RNRSaturday 49 points50 points ago

Congratulations on your successful website. We are also delighted to know that you are petty and shameless.

[–]Lupawolf 14 points15 points ago

Funny how your friend keeps sending that letter a year later, every few months...

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 12 points13 points ago

Goodie! and advertisement for some shitty website!

[–]wooddolanpls 45 points46 points ago

I was going to say this is a repost but since you said its your friend I guess I have believe you.

[–]pseudolobster 42 points43 points ago

Nah, it's always "a friend" or "a classmate"

See this: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zjc5q/a_friend_got_kicked_out_of_the_honors_program_at/

Notice how every person who posts this, signs up specifically to post this? This is most likely spam for politify.com or whatever the site is.

[–]Birdslapper 3 points4 points ago

[–]SchofieldSilver 19 points20 points ago

OP LIES!

[–]damntruth 6 points7 points ago

Politify.com says, "Vote for Obomney!"

[–]HeyLolitaHey89 2 points3 points ago

According to Politify's numbers, looks like they just want you to go Obama... what a crappy site. It's not even worth spamming about.

[–]highonahill 8 points9 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]helljumper_117 16 points17 points ago

FUCK THIS REPOST EVERYONE DOWNVOTE IT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL

[–]funnynickname 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen it before, and I still think it's unfunny garbage.

[–]TheBigBrainOnBrett 32 points33 points ago

Burning bridges is always the way to go.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 5 points6 points ago

Something, something, Mark Zuckerberg.

[–]CleverTrevor 3 points4 points ago

Well, fuck.

[–]AtomicCow 0 points1 point ago

Moo.

[–]Apostolate -3 points-2 points ago

I've heard he's really popular...

[–]brettyrocks -2 points-1 points ago

I have a big brain, too.

[–]Stickyresin 4 points5 points ago

"You're classmate" is quite the petty and self-entitled prick. For someone that supposedly succeeded he sure seems pretty butt-hurt about the fact that he didn't get accepted for not meeting the fucking requirements.

[–]geekender 5 points6 points ago

https://www.politify.com/about:

In 2011, he analyzed the tuition hikes in the UC system.The article garnered tens of thousands of views as well as recognition from President Mark Yudof and the Regents.

Well that explains why they wouldn't care if he left.

[–]SatinHandyWipe 3 points4 points ago

That site is really one sided.

[–]iLurkkkkk -5 points-4 points ago

I know, right? Fuck one sided websites!

And fuck Romney!

[–]SatinHandyWipe 3 points4 points ago

Umm. That's not the point here. The site initially comes off as nonpartisan.

[–]iLurkkkkk 2 points3 points ago

My point took a different direction than your point by pointing out that every day reddit's front page has at least one article about something Romney has said or done. This is not to say I agree with Romney on...Anything, really, the man's a living example of what no man should ever become. But I digress, if someone from the outside came looking in, we'd probably come off no better than that site.

Edit: As far as politics anyway, all I've gotten from Reddit is this: "We love Obama, we hate Romney." Anyone with a different opinion gets the torches and pitchforks.

[–]SatinHandyWipe 1 point2 points ago

This is true..

[–]bulltown03 3 points4 points ago

This broken ass website again?

[–]aemxo 2 points3 points ago

Reading the word "gotten" in the response email just makes me cringe. How do you find yourself in college and still believe that word is remotely acceptable?

FOR SHAME.

[–]OppositeImage 0 points1 point ago

It's perfectly cromulent.

[–]7FoldSamurai 1 point2 points ago

Isnt Nikita a female name?

[–]isadilli 0 points1 point ago

Cal sucks.

[–]trizzle21 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck Stanfurd.

[–]DaTruthHurtz 1 point2 points ago

Even after posting it multiple times that website still sucks.

[–]good_for_fuckin_you 2 points3 points ago

TIL I don't have to drop out of Harvard to start a web site.

Who knew?

[–]drackss 4 points5 points ago

He could have been a bit classier about it...now it just seems his jimmies were successfully rustled.

[–]Apostolate -3 points-2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/zMjPc.gif

He's very obviously just saying "Fuck you" in a not thinly veiled way... Now it's being posted to reddit? I feel like this is not great PR. Maybe it's just not how I would handle it.

[–]Phased 1 point2 points ago

Being that he makes account after account for the single purpose of posting this... maybe he finds it to be good pr? I find it obnoxious.. spamming us is not the way to advertise.

[–]Zubalo 1 point2 points ago

Repost saw this like 3 months ago

[–]TroutSeason 0 points1 point ago

She spelled 'judgment' wrong.

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

No they didn't because this is a re-post, you dirty bitch.

[–]Calibud101 -1 points0 points ago

Like a BOSS

[–]KShults 1 point2 points ago

All you're doing is pissing people off by reposting this in this fashion. If people cared, or had even the slightest bit of interest, you'd know.

[–]bellarus 1 point2 points ago

This isn't something to be proud of.

[–]hawks0311 1 point2 points ago

Where is Nikita a boys name? Maybe I'm just being ignorant...

[–]BRCA1BRCA1 0 points1 point ago

I actually know this kid personally- he has been over to my house a number of times- so it made me laugh to see this. Btw, I WILL NOT post the pics or give personal information because I haven't told him I'm posting on this and I am a very private person in many aspects so I wouldn't someone talking about personal aspects of my life on the internet without their knowledge of it. In regards to why he did this- most likely due to where we grew up- a very upscale city in LA- I will not say which one or where or anything personal about the kid. But yea, somebody's comment about entitlement or being spoiled- DEFINITELY true about the vast majority of kids coming out of where he grew up- extremely wealthy parents, money speaks to them, and the feeling that they can justify anything if it suits them without takings others into consideration. This kid and his high school friends...they infuriate me. They are some of the most spoiled, disrespectful people I know- even now that they're in college, still...smh. The whole "entitlement" deal is just permeating all of the US. I hope we can raise our kids to be harder working, more thankful, and more giving than many in our own generation and not act like the OP did in his post. Spoiled comes to mind after reading the post.

[–]fps916 0 points1 point ago

Judgment*

No wonder they didn't let her/him into the honors department.

[–]stubbyarea 0 points1 point ago

Just think of how good the site would be if they weren't thrown out of the honors program.

[–]PinkFloydFan 0 points1 point ago

I found this to be in bad taste.

[–]cwayne18 -1 points0 points ago

You seem like a real fun guy

[–]jasonbuddy 0 points1 point ago

your friend seems like a vengeful asshole.

[–]willwinter 1 point2 points ago

I do like how the MSNBC link in her email wasn't ever clicked.

[–]Aladinky -1 points0 points ago

This was on her two months ago too, with yet, another account.

[–]Fenixx117 1 point2 points ago

DOWWWNNNNVVOOOOOOTTTTEEE THIS KARMA WHORE!

[–]spinachartichokeonit -1 points0 points ago

fuck your class, HELL YEAH.

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[–]JaFFsTer -2 points-1 points ago

God that must feel good. I got fired from a pastry position by a ego trpping BS artist of a chef. 2 months later i got on the cover of a food magazine. I wanted to slip a signed copy under the assholes door, but the place went out of business.

[–]intensely_human -3 points-2 points ago

"Best of luck on your future judgment calls"

[–]BringingChaos 0 points1 point ago

So, his name is Nikita? Interesting...

[–]NintendoDestroyer89 -1 points0 points ago

LIKE A BAUS

[–]WhitElephant -5 points-4 points ago

I know Nikita! He roomed with my sister at the Fulton house