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[–]rustav3ry 244 points245 points ago

420 blaze it faggot gets me every time

[–]AmateurKidnapper 185 points186 points ago

[–]zmansman17 18 points19 points ago

It just kept going.

[–]Ceedog48/mlp/ 38 points39 points ago

I almost cried at 2MLG4U.

[–]ReesesPoofs 23 points24 points ago

Were you raped by an MLG pro when you were younger? PTSD flashbacks?

[–]Ceedog48/mlp/ 23 points24 points ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[–]TheOven -1 points0 points ago

There're minerals

[–]raging_melwood/r9k/ 130 points131 points ago

Fallout V.A.T.S. one was really funny.

[–]RemTar/g/ 166 points167 points ago

[–]Bangaa 124 points125 points ago

Oh god number 15.

Number.

15.

OOOOOOAAAAA

TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Omae wa mo shindeiru.

[–]Somedamnusername/v/ 17 points18 points ago

FotNS one was the best one

[–]Link3693 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]XanII 4 points5 points ago

That one is 10/10

[–]TetrisKingFISH 39 points40 points ago

Post it to r/feminism.

[–]Extraterresticals 54 points55 points ago

"they're minerals!" Oh Breaking Bad...

[–]Arminas 36 points37 points ago

Don't forget, "I fucked Ted"

[–]FunkMetalBass 93 points94 points ago

"It's half past... Oh sorry!"

I lost when I saw the watch.

[–]SBecker30/b/ 46 points47 points ago

I actually fucking farted when I read it from laughing so hard. What the fuck. I didn't even have to fart, but it just came out.

Edit: Had to poop shortly after, hence the farting. MYSTERY SOLVED.

[–]Eternitras/b/ 6 points7 points ago

The fact that you actually waited long enough to edit that that the asterisk is there...art.

[–]theshindig 56 points57 points ago

Love the Manowar one.

[–]sysopz 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at that one so hard (outside) my neighbor must think I'm batshit crazy.

[–]Ikehitstina -5 points-4 points ago

that was def the best

[–]DeviousRetard 56 points57 points ago

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

[–]Cdesy 31 points32 points ago

I never saw the Omae blah one before. Got me laughing.

[–]Head_to_toe_legit 3 points4 points ago

I am literally crying from laughing so hard. In public.

[–]cargocultleader 10 points11 points ago

Me too, it is such a rare feeling.

[–]HeavenSk8 21 points22 points ago

I know, I can't even remember the last time I went outside.

[–]Talong222 17 points18 points ago

I can never play Fallout again without thinking of the VATS one anymore

[–]qazz42 18 points19 points ago

The "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me" one got me

my sides...

[–]kenmaclean 2 points3 points ago

so you can just post this in any comment section for comment karma? sweet.

[–]Croc_Chop 1 point2 points ago

are there more like this? this was amazing

[–]I_smell_awesome/sp/ 12 points13 points ago

Never thought I'd see the habeeb it thing ever again

[–]seaners111 38 points39 points ago

A few from an older one of these threads.

[–]MrCheeze/hm/ 39 points40 points ago

I prefer the new ones with all their deconstruction and shit.

[–]Shredder13 9 points10 points ago

Meta makes everything funnier.

[–]Ewic13 12 points13 points ago

These ones are fucking lame and only funny if you're 13.

[–]MuldousD 9 points10 points ago

MMMMAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]RedTiger013 11 points12 points ago

The "I fucked Ted" one made me happy. Bitch had it coming

[–]BroStado/g/ 24 points25 points ago

The Romney and double kill one were fucking hilarious.

[–]cs_747 25 points26 points ago

double kill rocked my boat

[–]Itsatrapski 0 points1 point ago

I lost it at Romney. Oh god my sides.

[–]Nsongster/gif/ 7 points8 points ago

2MLG4U

[–]Brisco_County_III 4 points5 points ago

I accept the downvotes that are my right by asking this, but seriously, what is that one about?

[–]Nsongster/gif/ 6 points7 points ago

12 year olds playing CoD

[–]Brisco_County_III 8 points9 points ago

Oh god it actually is a reference to Major League Gaming

[–]Suddenly_Something 1 point2 points ago

I always think Halo 2 when I think MLG because of the MLG game mode. BRs 4 lyfe

[–]the_HeyThere_member 9 points10 points ago

I dont date nice guys. Perfect lol.

[–]Entershikari 0 points1 point ago

It bigims so much

[–]s4md4130 1 point2 points ago

"I fucked Ted."

So gold.

[–]Phoniexbates 0 points1 point ago

I'm telling you, SHES A CHICKEN.

[–]accioreddit 5 points6 points ago

didnt laugh until "team jacob" at the end

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 2 points3 points ago

Omae wa mo shindeiru

[–]stickerjobs 1 point2 points ago

Omae wa mo shindeiru!!!

[–]munklunk 1 point2 points ago

Manowar kills posers with steel

[–]BenBenBenBe -1 points0 points ago

6 and 9 were the only funny ones.

[–]Trick825 0 points1 point ago

15 took me a minute to get, then I lq2m.

[–]MrNovember785 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to have nightmares of fists, blood and Duke Nukem voice.

[–]Cormophyte -1 points0 points ago

Cluck?

It's been a little while since I graced 4chan with my presence. I know nothing. Educate me?

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon 0 points1 point ago

Since when does liking the Beatles make you a poser? The rest were funny.

[–]Ephixah 0 points1 point ago

Cluck

I knew it all along

Lost it.

[–]ItWillBeMine 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

[–]azulx1 0 points1 point ago

Itty bitty baby....

[–]mauricio_mez 1 point2 points ago

This made me remember why I love /b/.

[–]Colorfag/v/ 0 points1 point ago

15. That was it for me. Game over. Nothing could beat that.

[–]JupitersClock 1 point2 points ago

15 is MOTHER FUCKING GOLD.

[–]Pinecone/g/ 0 points1 point ago

The reference in #8 is REALLY old but it cracked me up.

[–]SpamFilterHatesMe 0 points1 point ago

Fallout one is a punch.

[–]Midknight5000 0 points1 point ago

The jimmies one killed me

[–]donte69 0 points1 point ago

this had so much potential but wound up like 92 Dan O'Brien...

[–]oceanoflotion 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I just accidentally read this whole thing as one gigantic strip. I did not realize they were separate until the end. It made it a lot more interesting.

[–]Fantomelvin -1 points0 points ago

this is why 4chan is awesome

[–]trabo -1 points0 points ago

surprised tri force stayed out of that

[–]englishdouspeakit 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Win.

[–]ZombieV83 -1 points0 points ago

What has happened to my sense of humor when nothing can make me laugh as hard as offensive 4chan jokes...

[–]Nomopat -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprised there is no Rihanna and Chris Brown with this.

[–]arielmayer -1 points0 points ago

The fourth one reminded me of Reek.

[–]dedphoenix -1 points0 points ago

I was in this thread... It was difficult to read through the tears of laughter.

[–]fergious/b/ 0 points1 point ago

TEAM JACOB great ending

[–]acidfenix 0 points1 point ago

I fuck Ted... hahaha

[–]GrimGuzzler 0 points1 point ago

I lold so hard...ty ty

[–]NOT_BUYIN_IT 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it but then again it's time to eat soups.

[–]toysjoe 0 points1 point ago

When using Unarmed in V.A.T.S. you aren't able to target just the head, and the entire body receives a percentage hit. So you should have coloured the entire woman green, rather than just the head.

[–]bannedlol 0 points1 point ago

I woke up this morning remembering this thread from last night and I started laughing uncontrollably as I was making coffee...

now my wife thinks I want to kill her.

[–]sjhalestorm -1 points0 points ago

Lost it at "Double Kill" - If that means I didn't last as long as the rest of you... Well, that's life.

[–]Tattered -1 points0 points ago

Gorilla warfare

[–]SHEESHKAH -2 points-1 points ago

MANOWAR

[–]ShagPower -2 points-1 points ago

the minerals one got me laughing hard!!

[–]RymdMaud -2 points-1 points ago

worthless

[–]ThatSleepyGuy -3 points-2 points ago

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]ImpDoomlord -3 points-2 points ago

Haha "I fucked Ted". Anyone else catch the breaking bad reference?

[–]AhMannnn -5 points-4 points ago

I don't always laugh at a man punching a woman, but when I do, it's because of fucking 4chan.

[–]esz007 -3 points-2 points ago

anyone have templet?

[–]SuperKingBender -3 points-2 points ago

I think I just tripled myself.

[–]Kris-P -1 points0 points ago

You know you've wasted too much time on reddit when you end up at something like this

[–]zen_nudist -3 points-2 points ago

My fucking sides.

[–]Ryukk -3 points-2 points ago

"Honey, what time is it?" Laughed for about 5 minutes straight.

[–]potentiallyoffensive -4 points-3 points ago

Does anyone have a full sized image of the rooster that says cluck? I know I've seen that picture before but I forget what it is called.

[–]DeadFreshman -4 points-3 points ago

[–]realityisable -4 points-3 points ago

that last one had me going

[–]skynet0419 -4 points-3 points ago

I lost it at SHORYUKEN!!! :P

[–]dorfcally -2 points-1 points ago

faggot

[–]skynet0419 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Scathainn/tg/ -5 points-4 points ago

Damn, she has huge tits.