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Dat photoshop. (imgur.com)

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[–]310jewel 276 points277 points ago

Gayman islands

[–]Lambdoid 105 points106 points ago

Doing some offshore spanking...

[–]lasrith 173 points174 points ago

offshore drilling

FTFY

[–]Lemurrific 79 points80 points ago

"I've hit black gold!"

[–]Vexillae 45 points46 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

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    [–]Lexirox 18 points19 points ago

    Oh god this is so much better.

    [–]randybolahey 1 point2 points ago

    They will be fracking soon

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      [–]y2kerick 6 points7 points ago

      next comes the drilling

      [–]SithsAndGiggles 8 points9 points ago

      Could have sworn it was Cape Horn

      [–]Moufang_Loop 5 points6 points ago

      Isle of man.

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        [–]crazyfingers619 297 points298 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/IxQOs.jpg

        [–]tripacer99 59 points60 points ago

        Alright, you got me. I chuckled.

        [–]JacksLackOfSuprise 30 points31 points ago

        From the makers of The Notebook & Brokeback Mountain comes Landslide!

        [–]frickindeal 4 points5 points ago

        Opens in wide release November 6th.

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            [–]imeanthat 8 points9 points ago

            Biden took the picture.

            [–]bagada 15 points16 points ago

            You, are a brilliant young man.

            [–]xtaro 4 points5 points ago

            okay, that got me.

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              [–]robot-rollcall[!] 708 points709 points ago

              This seems weirdly appropriate. Like if Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan really were having a homosexual affair they'd really fly to a tropical island and really kiss in the ocean while still really wearing their dark navy suits.

              [–]Forgototherpassword 646 points647 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/SQ1kf.jpg

              [–]IknowIhaveaproblem 106 points107 points ago

              http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thats-so-reagan.jpg

              [–]carriagereturn 329 points330 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/y8iYK.gif

              [–]FlappyTheNarwhal 275 points276 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/a0eq3.gif

              [–]Wworkin 217 points218 points ago

              http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3664/bushvibe3ux.gif

              [–]logicallyillogical 25 points26 points ago

              http://crashingthegoalie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bill_clinton_yeahihitit.gif

              [–]kaimason1 25 points26 points ago

              .gif

              You lie!... and before anyone says it, yes I know gifs can be static.

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                [–]gunby 100 points101 points ago

                For some reason that has a Monty Python feel to me.

                [–]mslade 105 points106 points ago

                Poorly animated cut-out people over static background.

                [–]iesvs 20 points21 points ago

                Although a lot of Terry Gilliam's work on Monty Python was fucking brilliant, cut-out or not.

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                  [–]Call-Me-Ishmael 16 points17 points ago

                  Is he standing in front of a Bowser door?

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                    [–]dudeperson33 3 points4 points ago

                    One of the most hilarious and situationally appropriate GIFs I've seen.

                    [–]godlessatheist 6 points7 points ago

                    He looks like he's high as fuck.

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                      [–]zelazny 35 points36 points ago

                      Now that's funny.

                      [–]mistsofobscurity 5 points6 points ago

                      Oh man. Thanks for the laugh.

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                        [–]ImPissedOkay 413 points414 points ago

                        Step one: Post this on facebook http://i.imgur.com/lak7O.png

                        Step Two: watch conservative friends who have no idea about photoshop freak out (as seen here: http://i.imgur.com/wrLTJ.jpg)

                        Step three: Hope it spreads enough that millions of people see it and believe it before they deny it and claim it's photoshop.

                        [–]FrankReynolds 256 points257 points ago

                        It's even better because Larry King hasn't been on the air in two years.

                        [–]snoharm 36 points37 points ago

                        Conjecture, you can't prove that. Sheboygan, you're on the air.

                        [–]CuntMcFuckGiggles 13 points14 points ago

                        BABABOOEY, BABABOOEY, BABBABOOEY, HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!

                        [–]alexh734 5 points6 points ago

                        I'm from Sheboygan and do not understand this reference.

                        [–]jogga 4 points5 points ago

                        snoharm is imitating Larry King.

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                            [–]reagan2016 5 points6 points ago

                            He went back on the air because this is big news.

                            [–]ElectroFlare55 62 points63 points ago

                            Do they really not notice that Larry King has been off the air of 2 years?

                            [–]DeFex 16 points17 points ago

                            Well he wasn't on fox, so probably not.

                            [–]ImPissedOkay 29 points30 points ago

                            Doubt it (I didn't know either or else I wouldn't have used this picture), most of the people on my friends lists don't watch political shows, with the exception for Fox News sometimes. Most of my friends tend to watch shit on TLC or Lifetime.

                            [–]darksideofthe_moo 61 points62 points ago

                            dude I think you need some new friends

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                              [–]Its_Not_My_Blood 10 points11 points ago

                              Post it on Paul and Mitt's Facebook pages for shit storm

                              [–]LettersFromTheSky 36 points37 points ago

                              I like how you think.

                              [–]banjist 23 points24 points ago

                              I hope they don't really not vote for nobody. They should go ahead and just do it.

                              [–]ImPissedOkay 28 points29 points ago

                              People like them really shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's one thing to vote for Romney if you know where he stands and agree with how he promises to handle the issues, but most people (like my aunt in the screen shot) are voting for him simply because they hate Obama. Don't ask them why they hate Obama, cause they don't really know. They know even less about Romney.

                              [–]Ross_is_Sauce 38 points39 points ago

                              I can't even put into words how upset I get when I hear someone in my family or job say "I don't care who it is, I'm just voting for whoever will beat Obama". (I'm from the Bible Belt btw, so I hear this quite a lot).

                              [–]ImPissedOkay 31 points32 points ago

                              I too am from the Bible Belt and I also hear this a lot. Then when you ask them why they hate Obama it's either "He ain't a real 'Mericun!" or "He's a N word" or "He supports giving lazy people money!" etc.

                              [–]Ross_is_Sauce 14 points15 points ago

                              ... Or "he was raised by communists". It really does suck and is upsetting, cuz my own parents, who I have the most respect for, say things like that. And I don't even wanna voice my opinion just for the sake of not creating bad blood. I'll be so relieved when the election is over.

                              [–]brodie7838 2 points3 points ago

                              Your comment struck a nerve with me... I find it incredulous that something like an election has the potential to create "bad blood" between even family members, as you describe. I guess I just think an election should something everyone should be united over, not divided, but I'm naive and probably preaching to the choir. I just can't imagine the frustration you experience hearing that from your own parents while having so much respect for them too. I too will be glad once this is over, I just hope the next one isn't worse.

                              [–]gemini86 1 point2 points ago

                              I spoke out about the homophobic hate I've been seeing from my parents and their family. They haven't talked to me since chic-fil-a. Fuck mitt romney and fuck mormonism.

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                                  [–]andwhoknew 21 points22 points ago

                                  My family is like this - no idea what Romney is for, inexplicably despise Obama.

                                  Privately I think it's because they're racist. But try bringing THAT up...

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                                  [–]fairwayks 4 points5 points ago

                                  his name is Barrack...

                                  Barack Hussein Obama [FTFY]

                                  [–]richalex2010 8 points9 points ago

                                  Don't ask them why they hate Obama, cause they don't really know.

                                  Well, he's a secret foreigner Muslim socialist, isn't that good enough for you ya commie bastard?

                                  [–]banjist 4 points5 points ago

                                  Yeah, I was just having fun with double negatives.

                                  In all seriousness if everyone who wasn't really informed enough to effectively articulate why they are voting for or against a candidate or initiative didn't vote... voter turnout would be like 1%. It's fun and easy to trash on the special brand of hateful and ignorant craziness we see coming from the far right, there's plenty of people in all political and demographic brackets that spout opinions (and vote according to them) which they haven't actually put in the intellectual effort to justify. Shit, I'm sure we all do that far more than we're aware to an extent.

                                  Seriously, though, your facebook friend can totally stay home come election day...

                                  edited for embarrassing spelling and grammar mistakes.

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                                      [–]tankgirl85 6 points7 points ago

                                      This. I would really like to see this happen, then see what happens afterwards.. it should be an internet thing.

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                                        [–]Phyics_Son 92 points93 points ago

                                        broke bank mountain

                                        [–]cs_747 25 points26 points ago

                                        This is the prequel, The Gayman Islands

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                                          [–]ShadowsAmbience 35 points36 points ago

                                          http://i.imgur.com/o6Bce.jpg

                                          [–]the_last_carfighter 28 points29 points ago

                                          Well i think the reason they are in blue water is because that's supposed to represent the caymans.

                                          [–]Jigsaw_Falling 33 points34 points ago

                                          Quick, someone photoshop that pervert stingray onto them,

                                          [–]MrCompletely 19 points20 points ago

                                          Cambot! Servo! Gypsy! Croooooooow!

                                          Sorry, I got username'd. what were we talking about?

                                          [–]CleverTrevor 7 points8 points ago

                                          Looks like moment from of one the Final Fantasy cutscenes.

                                          [–]MarleyandtheWhalers 6 points7 points ago

                                          I'll be waiting here... for you... so... If you come here... You'll find me.

                                          Link, because it still gives me goosebumps.

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                                            [–]knighmare 5 points6 points ago

                                            what do you mean if? they are exactly the types to have secret gay lives.

                                            [–]whatlauradid 10 points11 points ago

                                            I hear what you're saying, and they would still set their alarms for 8am and have ample reading material for the beach.

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                                              [–]CleverTrevor 194 points195 points ago

                                              The creepiest thing about that photoshop is Mitts hand.

                                              [–]atomatoisagoddamnveg 57 points58 points ago

                                              At least they're manicured.

                                              [–]FoolOnTheHill73 14 points15 points ago

                                              Came here to say that... didn't photoshop out woman's hand

                                              [–]ledhead17[S] 31 points32 points ago

                                              my thoughts exactly.

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                                                [–]chehov 28 points29 points ago

                                                That image is lacking one small detail

                                                [–]niceworkthere 174 points175 points ago

                                                One more from the related Onion article.

                                                [–]psychroclasm 19 points20 points ago

                                                Jesus. That neck. And door-boy's face.

                                                [–]vuanwo 35 points36 points ago

                                                I'd love to know what the original was.

                                                For research purposes, of course.

                                                [–]BitJit 10 points11 points ago

                                                The original stock without ryan? The onion probably took that, they have more than enough middle aged men in casual business attire around their office.

                                                [–]vuanwo 3 points4 points ago

                                                Oh.

                                                Here I was hopping it was from a series of pictures...maybe that got explicit...or something.

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                                                  [–]feyo 124 points125 points ago

                                                  THIS IS NOW CANON

                                                  [–]online222222 40 points41 points ago

                                                  I can ship it

                                                  [–]carriagereturn 11 points12 points ago

                                                  Well, I just pulled my string and went boom.

                                                  [–]BigClifty 8 points9 points ago

                                                  I was just kidding about the fanfic earlier but I guess it does have potential.

                                                  [–]pyrexic 14 points15 points ago

                                                  This is the internet, son. Not only has it already been Rule 34'd, but Rule 34'd with pony play.

                                                  Not quite up to the Bush fanfic of four years ago, and nothing can top Palin/The Devil, but props for "Screw me like we'll screw the poor", anyway.

                                                  [–]DrPreston 12 points13 points ago

                                                  Sir, what the hell does this have to do with my printer?

                                                  [–]Spiffy313 4 points5 points ago

                                                  Nothing. He's talking about a repeated sequence of melodies, like that one song by that Pachelbel fella.

                                                  [–]Lord_Bumberchute 1 point2 points ago

                                                  That's absurd. He's obviously talking about field artillery.

                                                  [–]Archer007 2 points3 points ago

                                                  Preposterous. He's clearly referring to church law.

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                                                    [–]Norbinowitz 21 points22 points ago

                                                    I'd picture us on a deserted island...naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...

                                                    [–]supergai 11 points12 points ago

                                                    WOAH!

                                                    [–]whoa_not_woah 44 points45 points ago

                                                    WHOA!

                                                    [–]FlappyTheNarwhal 8 points9 points ago

                                                    WOAH!

                                                    [–]MarleyandtheWhalers 6 points7 points ago

                                                    Redditor since: (6 months 14 days)

                                                    Color me impressed.

                                                    [–]Reesch 3 points4 points ago

                                                    Woah, I did not know that.

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                                                      [–]playbass06 9 points10 points ago

                                                      Turn it off, like a lightswitch!

                                                      [–]TrueShun 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Just go click it's a cool little Mormon trick!

                                                      [–]coastalbrad 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I think it is ok for them to have gay thoughts, as long as they don't act on them.

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                                                        [–]Sev3n 48 points49 points ago

                                                        What makes you think its photoshop?

                                                        [–]long_live_king_melon 6 points7 points ago

                                                        The same thing that makes me read your sentence in thick russian accent.

                                                        [–]OneTwoTreeFloor 9 points10 points ago

                                                        ermagerd!

                                                        pickshells!

                                                        [–]Carbon_Dirt 4 points5 points ago

                                                        I'm sure they will pick out some shells when they return to the shoreline.

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                                                            [–]redninja24 40 points41 points ago

                                                            Ok I'm just going to come out and say this. I'm gay and I would totally watch a porn of this. Ryan is sexy and Romney is... ok. I would still love to watch these too go at it in the ocean.

                                                            Edit: With suits on... just sayin'

                                                            [–]Revikus 52 points53 points ago

                                                            "Enough talking about stimulus packages, how about you stimulate my package?"

                                                            Bow chicka bow wow

                                                            [–]ExLenne 8 points9 points ago

                                                            For some reason I think this line or one similar was actually used in that gay porn about Levi Johnston. Vague memories..

                                                            [–]getoutofheretaffer 7 points8 points ago

                                                            Hey, as a straight guy I have to say that they're not attractive people. They're just very bad attractive people.

                                                            EDIT: Shit, I meant to say they're not unattractive people. Still stands though.

                                                            [–]n216 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Obama and Biden could do an interracial-cross-generational scene... I don't think hair plugs are a very common fetish, though.

                                                            [–]JaronK 4 points5 points ago

                                                            Obama/Romney could do a hatesex porn. Very competitive... it's a battle to see who's on top! Romney keeps flip flopping around though, so Obama has to take charge...

                                                            [–]bluesomnarium 2 points3 points ago

                                                            I second this

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                                                              [–]RichardsonSam 16 points17 points ago

                                                              CLOSE YOUR EYES MITT ROMNEY, YOU BASTARD.

                                                              [–]Daigotsu 11 points12 points ago

                                                              Now forward this to all your anti-gay relatives asking them if they want a gay couple in the white house? Then tell them they need to forward this to five friends or be cursed.

                                                              [–]JenniferLopez 2 points3 points ago

                                                              Do YOU want to see a gay couple in the white house?! Well I for one am MAD AS HELL!

                                                              Send this to everyone you know or you will be cursed for eternity and Ann Romney will come in the night to eat your children.

                                                              [–]willshut 14 points15 points ago

                                                              Classic romney: kissing with his eyes open

                                                              [–]suspirio 26 points27 points ago

                                                              "offshore holdings"

                                                              [–]Racketmachine 8 points9 points ago

                                                              You gotta admit they're pretty cute together.

                                                              [–]ivesetsail 29 points30 points ago

                                                              For the love of dog, someone add a stingray! WHERE'S THE STINGRAY, PEOPLE?!?!

                                                              [–]Dunkaroo_onyou 26 points27 points ago

                                                              Stingrays are homophobic, they hang out with seals too much.

                                                              [–]soggy_moisture 6 points7 points ago

                                                              Romney has a very womanly hands.

                                                              [–]Jigressa 6 points7 points ago

                                                              Most obvious photoshop. Am I the only one that can tell the clouds are fake?

                                                              [–]ProjectileShit 4 points5 points ago

                                                              All it needs is a manta ray photobomb.....then the pic is complete

                                                              [–]jdsamford 3 points4 points ago

                                                              I have examined the pixels, and can confirm that this image is, in fact, not shopped.

                                                              [–]officialchocolateman 1 point2 points ago

                                                              And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii.

                                                              [–]lovelesschristine 3 points4 points ago

                                                              Real enough for Fox News.

                                                              [–]randalflagg 3 points4 points ago

                                                              Please go viral, please go viral, please go viral. Seriously, I want to see this on CNBC tomorrow, it would make my workday so much nicer.

                                                              [–]johntravoltron 2 points3 points ago

                                                              Ha this was from Mac at the chive. He makes funny shit like this all the time on his twitter.

                                                              [–]Lord_Bumberchute 8 points9 points ago

                                                              Nothing hotter than two dudes getting it on, eh?

                                                              [–]PsychedelicFairy 10 points11 points ago

                                                              Ryan's not bad...

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                                                                [–]slenderwin 5 points6 points ago

                                                                Still a better love story than Twilight. Well, it's not actually very different.

                                                                [–]Purgatory_Dog 2 points3 points ago

                                                                can you make it so they're not wearing pants, but still have the jackets&shirts?

                                                                [–]alexdtree 2 points3 points ago

                                                                Should get these on big signs and hang them up around the southern states.

                                                                [–]WantWasabi 2 points3 points ago

                                                                I don't think that's photoshopped...

                                                                [–]doovidooves 1 point2 points ago

                                                                But can you PROVE that it's Photoshop?

                                                                [–]f00pi 28 points29 points ago

                                                                A non-conservative making fun of conservatives by depicting them as homosexuals. Oh, the irony. It hurts. Better upvote this so people don't think I'm a gay republican.

                                                                [–]ReallyCreative 30 points31 points ago

                                                                I'm gay and I think this is hysterical.

                                                                [–]dja0794 152 points153 points ago

                                                                It's nice because depicting people like this isn't offensive to the non-conservative because we don't have a problem with gay people. The reason it's funny is because it is offensive to the conservatives. The picture doesn't make fun of gay people, it makes fun of homophobes who would hate this picture.

                                                                [–]FiftyCals 23 points24 points ago

                                                                The real problem is that you and most of Reddit stereotype all conservatives as homophobes. I consider myself conservative, but have no problem with gay marriage, pot, stem cell research and many other things. Oh also, I don't own a gun and I haven't taken The Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior.

                                                                Edit* I'm already regretting this, lol. I didn't want to start a political discussion, my bad. I don't subscribe to r/politics anymore because all the hate takes a toll on my brain. I am at peace now. What makes me conservative? Lets just say I believe in a very limited government, and our priorities are pretty mixed up right now (IMO). That is all.

                                                                [–]jdawggey 60 points61 points ago

                                                                Wouldn't you say you're a minority among your party?

                                                                [–]Carbon_Dirt 108 points109 points ago

                                                                No, because minorities aren't allowed in the Republican party.

                                                                [–]bums_you_out 42 points43 points ago

                                                                Heeeeeeeyooooo

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                                                                    [–]DeFex 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    You should try and form a conservative party without all the hate and bible thumping. It might be quite popular.

                                                                    [–]Epithemus 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    I think you're a Libertarian and just don't know it yet.

                                                                    [–]Reesch 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    So what makes you conservative? Serious question.

                                                                    [–]byte-smasher 7 points8 points ago

                                                                    He thinks conservative politicians aren't lying when they say they want government to have less influence on peoples' personal lives, and when they claim they'll spend less money. Basically, he just hasn't been paying attention.

                                                                    [–]SloshedUberman 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    Being conservative doesn't mean believing conservative politicians. It just means having conservative political beliefs.

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                                                                      [–]StaplerFingers 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I know exactly what you are talking about...

                                                                      [–]richalex2010 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      I think people are confusing the sort of Republicans who think like Romney and the other candidates for the nomination with normal Republicans (or non-Republican conservatives) who aren't idiots.

                                                                      [–]IknowIhaveaproblem -1 points0 points ago

                                                                      I consider myself conservative, but have no problem with gay marriage, pot, stem cell research and many other things. Oh also, I don't own a gun and I haven't taken The Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior... What makes me conservative? Lets just say I believe in a very limited government, and our priorities are pretty mixed up right now

                                                                      Wouldn't that just make you a libertarian then?

                                                                      [–]FiftyCals 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      There are still a lot of things I completely disagree with on the libertarian side. I'm a man without a home, lol.

                                                                      [–]karanj 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      The point you should make clear is that being conservative should not equal Republican.

                                                                      I'm a social liberal, economic liberal and I believe government has a role to play in society but it should be limited to providing services that are otherwise not profitable to provide or are natural monopolies. This however doesn't make me a "Liberal" or "Democrat", and I vote according to the policies I believe make most sense. (n.b. not American but long-time student of politics)

                                                                      The problem is that the US has too much of a binary when it comes to parties - an us vs. them attitude is effective in vote-winning, but crippling to debate.

                                                                      [–]feyo 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      How the hell are you conservative?

                                                                      [–]Carbon_Dirt 33 points34 points ago

                                                                      He said nothing about foreign policies, government intervention in economic sectors, welfare opinions, state vs federal power, or any other actual political issue. While I consider myself democratic, I have zero problem with Republicans like FiftyCals who haven't downed the New Republican Party's Koolaid, and I would encourage Reddit to welcome this type of conservative.

                                                                      [–]feyo 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      It was an honest question.

                                                                      I wouldnt think of somebody who isnt actually all that conservative of conservative. He may be in some points, but I wouldnt think conservative of him.

                                                                      And honestly, my opinion is "whatever floats your boat" and "let shit be fair".

                                                                      I dont care too much about another persons beliefs. (as long my 2 rules up there are met)

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                                                                        [–]ycyfr 7 points8 points ago

                                                                        One could be fiscally conservative while socially liberal, just no one is in the US, because our politics are weird and polarized. Also, for another example of socially liberal conservatives, see conservatives in European countries such as France--they're usually much more socially liberal than American conservatives.

                                                                        [–]OneTwoTreeFloor 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        All well and good as soon as we can get a conservative party that isn't fucking insane. I tend to hold progressive positions, but also hold (sane) conservative ones, and the Republican party hasn't been fielding viable candidates lately due to staunch hard-line reactionary positions that are wholly unacceptable.

                                                                        At this point, these two stand for that system, so they represent Conservatism until such time as sane conservatives snatch the mantle back from the fakers and whackadoodles.

                                                                        [–]jogga 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        Sadly, somehow in national politics, people who would otherwise be centrists or moderate republicans find much more common ground with democratic candidates. I still like to believe that the current RNC panders to the lowest common denominator, and that the majority of Americans are moderates; believing in social and economic freedoms while keeping order and fairness, and building efficient, effective government programs that work and cutting out those that don't. I know that's awfully general, but the discourse you hear now would lead you to think that nobody believes in this.

                                                                        [–]ResoL101 0 points1 point ago

                                                                        Agreed.

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                                                                          [–]derptyherp 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          Right I hate to admit this but I actually found this a bit hot. Evil corruption of 1% along the offshore beaches in the throes of lust and corruption with rich man suits - brb while I possibly create fanfiction and artwork website for the hungry masses.

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                                                                            [–]mjolnir616 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            It's pretty funny to call homophobes gay. They hate it, and they also know that you won't be offended if they try and return in kind. Win win.

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                                                                              [–]PhotoshopMogul 4 points5 points ago

                                                                              this isn't shopped, actually.

                                                                              [–]its_comin_up 3 points4 points ago

                                                                              let me just set the mood here

                                                                              [–]1moe7 7 points8 points ago

                                                                              Dat repost.

                                                                              title comnts points age /r/
                                                                              Mitt and Ryan sharing a tender moment 1com -7pts 7hrs pics
                                                                              i can't stop looking at this photo 2coms -5pts 15hrs pics
                                                                              Forever horny 1com 1pt 2dys funny
                                                                              So I guess the RNC seems to be going well... 6coms 68pts 26dys WTF

                                                                              source: karmadecay

                                                                              [–]Darth_Awesome 3 points4 points ago

                                                                              DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE THIS?! There's a lot of dumb Republicans out there. (No offense, Republicans).

                                                                              [–]fuckin_in_the_bushes 3 points4 points ago

                                                                              Obv fake. Romney is into ugly fatties. I've seen his husband.

                                                                              [–]atomatoisagoddamnveg 0 points1 point ago

                                                                              Lyk dis if you cry evertim

                                                                              [–]Aeromancy 2 points3 points ago

                                                                              It's missing the unicorn flying by in the distance.

                                                                              [–]SuperMeatBoi 1 point2 points ago

                                                                              Must resist urge to post this on my Facebook...

                                                                              [–]beanx 0 points1 point ago

                                                                              OP, i fuckin LOVE YEW!!!!

                                                                              [–]FasterThanYu 4 points5 points ago

                                                                              Somebody needs to photoshop a stingray behind them

                                                                              [–]insideman83 0 points1 point ago

                                                                              ho ho ho, how subversive.

                                                                              [–]Wilibine 2 points3 points ago

                                                                              Yay! Politics in r/pics! Just what I wanted!

                                                                              Nobutseriously, get this crap out of here.

                                                                              [–]Unalive 0 points1 point ago

                                                                              Dat too much time on hands.

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                                                                              [–]EminGH 4 points5 points ago

                                                                              Well, your title was terrible.

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                                                                                [–]jaymo89[!] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I was wondering what Jim from American Pie had to do with this until I saw the Paul Ryan comments.

                                                                                [–]nilum 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Lighting is all wrong. If only he had mirrored the clouds.

                                                                                [–]Balltron9000 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Goodbye, erections.

                                                                                [–]SamuraiSevens 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                hello, penis fart

                                                                                [–]noNoParts 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Missing dolphins and an octopus.

                                                                                [–]justkidding005 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                It needs more dolphins... and a bit more rainbow...

                                                                                [–]Jkb77 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Do one with Harper!

                                                                                [–]beabea51423 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Who says its photoshopped

                                                                                [–]Scalia5 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Am I the only one who sees that Mitt has two right arms?

                                                                                [–]bobbychuck 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I'm switching my vote.

                                                                                [–]Aeolean 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Well, now I've GOT to vote for them.

                                                                                [–]heythatsfuckedup 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I call bullshit. Clouds like that won't form in that climate.

                                                                                [–]TheFatWhiteOne 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I sure hope a stingray doesnt Photo bomb them...

                                                                                [–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Romney has feminine hands

                                                                                [–]ihatecats18 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Where is the stingray?

                                                                                [–]Commonsensical22 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Could you photoshop this guy in the picture? He should have the happy "i'm fapping" face in the background watching those two.

                                                                                http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/political/kevin-yoder-skinny-dipping-kansas-politician-under-fire-for-alleged-sea-of-galilee-israel-incident

                                                                                [–]DJ_Tuskegee -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                It would be hilarious if they really were gay together, except for the whole then they wouldn't get elected and our economy would go further to shit

                                                                                [–]ResoL101 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                HONESTLY folks: How this Republican feels under Obama.

                                                                                [–]juicy_cheetah 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                ROM PAUL 2012

                                                                                [–]Volumest 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Gays can't marry then they damn sure shouldn't be in the ocean totally PhotoShopped

                                                                                [–]Spoonie_McLuv 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I believe I may have laughed just a little bit more than was appropriate.

                                                                                [–]Mrs_Damon 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Was listening to Righteous Brothers' "Unchained Melody" and clicked this picture... Pretty appropriate timing.

                                                                                [–]greebwee 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Time to storm the democratic embassy and kill those photoshop monkeys!

                                                                                [–]fwa7 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                True love

                                                                                [–]dps395 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                oh hi mitt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

                                                                                [–]Pyrogod18 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                It looks like they share a nose.

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