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[–]TolstoysJudge 8 points9 points ago

He was nailed to a croissant for our sins.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 1 point2 points ago

Wheat best not forget it.

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

This is about Xmas, puns donut belong on this thread.

[–]mattfromseattle 6 points7 points ago

Y'all motherfuckers knead Jesus.

[–]MrFalconGarcia 1 point2 points ago

/thread

[–]iamaflowerchild 2 points3 points ago

The father, bun and holyspirit.

[–]TerraRyan11[S] 0 points1 point ago

This one is my favorite. Well said.

[–]godzillary 0 points1 point ago

For God so loved the world that he gave his only bun.

[–]magicmagininja 2 points3 points ago

as a christian, that made me lol uncontrolably

[–]reddit_user_654321 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Jesus, here we go. I'll start ... During his last supper, his loaves of bread were crucified by food critics. Looks like someone nailed their attempt at redemption.

[–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

And if we put tomato sauce on him, We can call him Pizza Crust!

[–]themajesticcamel 1 point2 points ago

But Christmas is the birth....oh nevermind.

[–]CosmicPube -1 points0 points ago

I don't get it. must have bread that wrong.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

I don't like Kate