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[–]in2diep 132 points133 points ago

I don't wanna be a downer, but the white chimp passed away :(

http://www.tacugama.com/pinkie.html

[–]bigmeat[S] 175 points176 points ago

then, to his glory

[–]horse_you_rode_in_on 111 points112 points ago

Her glory, actually.

[–]IIdsandsII 64 points65 points ago

[–]fuckin_bubbles 22 points23 points ago

"you mean you changed your name TO latrine?"

"Yeah, used to be 'shithouse'"

"It a GOOD change!"

[–]sleepyhead12 3 points4 points ago

With eye color being an X-linked trait, different colored irises are almost exclusively on females.

[–]Dokturigs 3 points4 points ago

The only humans I've ever met with two different colored eyes(Blue and Brown, Green and Blue, Green and Brown) have all been male. Is this a rare thing in nature(for the males to have two different colored eyes), or are humans exempt from the exclusivity?

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 23 points24 points ago

RIP Dr Zaius

[–]SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT 4 points5 points ago

Get your stinking paws off me!

[–]B12Mega 3 points4 points ago

"Take"*

[–]SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT 7 points8 points ago

[–]B12Mega 0 points1 point ago

Ha. It's just that I know that quote so well. :)

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -1 points0 points ago

FOR GLORY!

[–]richiewww 5 points6 points ago

And there it is.. the most depressing and sad comment I have yet to read on reddit...

[–]cojax99 0 points1 point ago

Downer Diep gets 1 down vote :( I cried

[–]in2diep 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be best for us all to know what happened :(

[–]smokebreak 51 points52 points ago

Whenever I see primates I always think about how close we really are to them.

EDIT: Non-human primates. Obviously.

[–]BCBUDDHA 43 points44 points ago

speak for yourself heathen, I AINT NO MUNKEH

[–]flamesflight 26 points27 points ago

Correct. We are better classified with apes.

[–]cameronbabiak 13 points14 points ago

I agree. I feel like they are like our species little brothers, and we need to watch out for them and protect them...

[–]ipoetlonu 9 points10 points ago

We are primates.

[–]misstyke 15 points16 points ago

and so are they. I hardly think the distinction (primates && !human) was required.

[–]ersatzgaucho -5 points-4 points ago

Speak for yourself. I read minds.

[–]horse_you_rode_in_on 17 points18 points ago

It's actually sister -that's Pinkie, from the Tacugama Chimpanze Sanctuary in Sierra Leone. The story of her life (and untimely death in 2002) can be found in the documentary series Tacugama: the Forest of Hope.

[–]eirttik23 3 points4 points ago

I really hope she was named Pinkie after Pinky and the Brain. Those crazy eyes!

[–]SchofieldSilver 19 points20 points ago

Black and White 3 is looking good.

[–]fenney 7 points8 points ago

I was happy because of the picture, then sad because the white one was dead, and now I'm sadder because there's probably not going to be a black and white 3.

[–]jettrscga 5 points6 points ago

I wish the second one was better... That series has so much potential.

[–]brain4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

I thought you were talking about pokemon for a second there. Aww.

[–]jensenw 8 points9 points ago

Albino and Heterochromia, what are the odds?

[–]DriveByStoning 2 points3 points ago

Fairly small, seeing as how she isn't true albino.

[–]DEFCON_TWO 3 points4 points ago

The white one reminds me of Snowflake the albino gorilla.

[–]suprsolutions 10 points11 points ago

How come these adorable things like to rip faces off in their adolescence?

[–]B12Mega 18 points19 points ago

Because they're just like us.

[–]platypusmusic -1 points0 points ago

in their eyes they are not faces of humans, they are ugly graphic interfaces of other mindless computers

[–]deejay_reich 13 points14 points ago

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony

[–]Raine94 2 points3 points ago

Whitey's got different coloured eyes! Awesome.

[–]Musicalmeowmeow 2 points3 points ago

She has Bowie eyes.

[–]1Sam1 3 points4 points ago

The human version of this condition is called Waardenburg Syndrome. Pub Med Article

[–]yawaketchum 4 points5 points ago

When a husky and monkey fall in love...

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy 4 points5 points ago

Tyrion!

[–]AlphaKlams -1 points0 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of the Imp.

[–]PizzasarusRex 2 points3 points ago

This is so awesome! Thanks for the pic.

[–]GWARgasm 0 points1 point ago

The Civil Rights Movement

[–]rasta_lion 2 points3 points ago

Their difference in color makes their relationship more special. Just like every Morgan Freeman movie

[–]dudemansam4189 1 point2 points ago

The one on the left's seen some stuff, man...

[–]Teephphah 0 points1 point ago

"I've seen shit that will turn you white!" - Winston

[–]procastinator4life 0 points1 point ago

starring in the next buddy-cop movie

[–]ConspiracyNutt 1 point2 points ago

im betting the white chimp could tell the future.... just sayin..

[–]gifforc -1 points0 points ago

I wanted to finish your sentece with "I'll show you a real horror show."

[–]15_Second_Twizzler 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought of Austin Powers and Dr. Evil? Yes? Okay.

[–]reddit858 0 points1 point ago

Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.

[–]RandoGuy123 1 point2 points ago

He looks like the lemurs from Dinosaur.

[–]Dirty0ldMan 1 point2 points ago

If you're thinkin' bout my baby, it don't matter if you're _____ or _____

[–]Thunderducky 1 point2 points ago

Half Life 2 has been out for almost 8 years and I STILL read this in the voice of Father Grigori

[–]Agnostalypse 1 point2 points ago

[–]veggieface 0 points1 point ago

Pinkie!!

[–]Clayburn 0 points1 point ago

/racism

[–]psych0ranger 0 points1 point ago

the curious case of benjamin bubbles.

[–]PaigeTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the time we purged all the albino namekians...

[–]Xtianpro 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in a space marine voice for some reason.

[–]hiphophippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

"Prepare your diddley hole."

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 0 points1 point ago

Not albino because she still has some pigmentation. I'm guessing Vitiligo.

[–]artsyallene7 0 points1 point ago

They are cute.

[–]DontFeedAfterMidNigh 0 points1 point ago

I imagined if they both could speak the white chimp would have the voice of a kooky old man

[–]I_FISTED_VOLDEMORT 0 points1 point ago

Leave racism to the humans!

[–]EventArgs 0 points1 point ago

Don't give the white one a Peak Point Helmet. I had a hard time catching all those monkeys.

[–]Frogging101 0 points1 point ago

Foshizzle my nizzle

[–]ARich98 0 points1 point ago

Looks like mitt Romney and Paul Ryan to me

[–]Shazaam613 0 points1 point ago

I actually thought the white chimp reminded me of this guy from the 3rd Transformers movie.

[–]D0minic 0 points1 point ago

its funny because its potentially racist.

[–]firepelt 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Tiny Tina

[–]OpiateCocktail 0 points1 point ago

Gandalf and Saruman

[–]KittehInGloves 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of "The Scarlet Ibis".

[–]youreuglyasfu 0 points1 point ago

she looks like a gremlin to me.

[–]RichieRich12 0 points1 point ago

Starring Steve Buscemi

[–]CHACHI_BONGS -1 points0 points ago

Monkeys aren't born racist... they Black.

[–]CHACHI_BONGS -1 points0 points ago

My Mom Says this is a Racist comment... Sorry Jews, I Keepin it real.

[–]CHACHI_BONGS -1 points0 points ago

She also said "Jews" is a Bad word like "Naggers" whos the Racist now MOM!?!?

[–]CHACHI_BONGS -1 points0 points ago

This is Chachi Bongs Mother... I am very sorry about my sons Racist comments and I would like to bake the internet some home made chocolate chip cookies... Hugs and Kisses me love you long time... Mom.

[–]AtheistCondor666 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I keep seeing the old autobot (from the transformers films) in the albino monkey. It's the eyes I guess. Either way that is beautiful!

[–]dirigibles717 0 points1 point ago

I want to chill with that fucking monkey!

[–]fashraf 0 points1 point ago

if hes not allbino... is he halfbino?

[–]platypusmusic 0 points1 point ago

Let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape?

[–]sovietsrule 1 point2 points ago

Heterochromia. It's a mutation. It's a very groovy mutation. I've got news for you, Chimp. You are a mutant.

[–]Zardozer 0 points1 point ago

They faded

[–]twinblade913 0 points1 point ago

You know, the white chimp's face slightly reminds of Gandalf's....

[–]twinblade913 0 points1 point ago

I blame the wrinkles....

[–]nickybatts 0 points1 point ago

Monkies don't know race hate... *tear

[–]staciedc 0 points1 point ago

Why dd I read that in Hulk Hogan's voice?

[–]Misunderstud 0 points1 point ago

I read that title in a Dog the Bounty Hunter voice.

[–]Samanthangel 0 points1 point ago

Kinda reminds me of project X :(

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think they were Siamese monkeys?

[–]lbridge 0 points1 point ago

you get an upvoteeeee cause its aAAA chiiiimpppppppp

[–]Leopardbluff 0 points1 point ago

One of Gizmos brothers?

[–]RexBeckett 2 points3 points ago

Ebony and i-vo-reeeee

[–]jelliedbabies 1 point2 points ago

That's how it used to be, before she slipped from a treeeeeeeeeee!

[–]lesliespeaker -3 points-2 points ago

I came here to say that

[–]RexBeckett 3 points4 points ago

We should all not only say it . . . we should sing it. Everybody, come on . . .

[–]noobprodigy 1 point2 points ago

That thing looks like a mogwai.

[–]MrMastodon 0 points1 point ago

Is that Doctor Zaius?

[–]Sxt0y -5 points-4 points ago

Michael Jackson, before and after.

[–]AintNeverGonnaStop -1 points0 points ago

They literally throw shit. Yes, we are.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 4 points5 points ago

Wanna see pics from the bathroom at my work?

[–]OffalAutopsy -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks this needs a racist title or am I the sole horrible person here?

[–]daviddesousa 0 points1 point ago

bringing down color barriers

[–]splendourized -2 points-1 points ago

Witchcraft! Burn her! Oh wait, only humans are that stupid.

[–]RUEZ69 -2 points-1 points ago

OMG, you just know this is going to end up on facebook as a way to show us you aren't born racist.