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This still gets me every time. (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

Is this from funnyjunk?

[–]cky12qxz 22 points23 points ago

yes.

[–]EmeAngel 8 points9 points ago

This had been on both reddit and funnyjunk multiple times.

[–]Rockmanll 16 points17 points ago

The original site it was posted to was Funnyjunk though, you can go to the uploaders account on Funnyjunk and easily tell that he makes what he uploads.

[–]cky12qxz 2 points3 points ago

it originated on funnyjunk

[–]pfft_elbr 23 points24 points ago

From funnyjunks "kodylol"

[–]jifwu 11 points12 points ago

I hated that guy...

[–]Sergoli 5 points6 points ago

why?

[–]jifwu 5 points6 points ago

On Funnyjunk, which I used to browse regularly, people got popular from making OC comics. Well, Kody's were all the same, after that one got popular. He didn't even try, he just used that one gimmick for all his comics. At least the other comic makers were [a little] more original, with each comic having a unique joke from the last. But now, the Comic Days are over, and Kody is a thing of the past.

[–]Waffle_Doctor -1 points0 points ago

Kodylol was a big reason I left Funnyjunk. His comics became nothing more than a Justin Bieber haired character leading up to one lame pun. The worst part was he would get shit loads of thumbs solely because he was recognized, not because of the quality of his work.

[–]pfft_elbr 1 point2 points ago

Truth be told, he was a thumbwhore to start with. I went under the name Rutger and got a few minutes of fame, and during that he added me. Not a single comic of his was made without me getting a mail saying "Hello friend, i'll thumb your comics if you thumb my recent one, please help a bro out". Main reason I stopped going to that turtleturd of a website is because people like him would not stop whoring, instead of making funny content.

[–]jifwu 0 points1 point ago

As did most comic makers back then, but those days are mostly over now, save for the comic or two every now and then.

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 59 points60 points ago

This was awful.

[–]LilTrins 32 points33 points ago

Says the guy that grapes people.

[–]jgibran 18 points19 points ago

Open wide kids, cause I'm gonna GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

[–]ienjoymen 13 points14 points ago

SIR! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

[–]ZML09 8 points9 points ago

I AM GOING TO TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU!

[–]ienjoymen 2 points3 points ago

FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES!

[–]TehHpyfce 2 points3 points ago

"That doesn't seem STRANGE TO YOU?!"

[–]wickedalmond -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks Johnson & Hedges.

[–]FoxBattalion79 9 points10 points ago

it never gets me any time =\

[–]GWARgasm 124 points125 points ago

The ending ruined the whole thing.

[–]bawalo 57 points58 points ago

I wish this unnecessary FFFUUU LELELE and all things in that category -thing would just die out soon.

[–]NotaMethAddict 44 points45 points ago

I don't know how many times I can hear "You sir are a gentleman and a scholar," before I snap.

[–]robolegs 14 points15 points ago

snap "like a boss"

[–]NotaMethAddict 34 points35 points ago

I almost downvoted you on instinct. All of it is driving me crazy.

[–]SquirrelWithAShotgun 1 point2 points ago

DOWNVOTE IT!!!! ITS A REPOST! NO MERCY SHALL BE SHOWN!!!

[–]robolegs 1 point2 points ago

I would have understood.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 10 points11 points ago

I got called that by like a 60 year old guy I was doing tech support for. This was, like, way back in 2006 so it was pretty unheard of.

[–]yummyummers 7 points8 points ago

An amish with a tool.

[–]CuzinVinny 2 points3 points ago

you know its unheard of

[–]yummyummers 0 points1 point ago

I never wear buttons, and i gotta cool hat!

[–]curbstickle 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't hold my breath; its been around for a few hundred years now (literally).

[–]DCMFDOOM 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, people have been saying that since before the Internet.

[–]TBray96 0 points1 point ago

Me too Kyle, me too

[–]RaindropBebop 0 points1 point ago

You, sir, are a villain and a scoundrel.

[–]The_Vizier 5 points6 points ago

http://www.lereddit.com/

[–]TehHpyfce 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully sooner, although honestly I joined Reddit initially for neverending rage comic before I figured out they're basically written by third graders.

[–]Fealiks 9 points10 points ago

RANDOM xD

[–]Aerri 0 points1 point ago

For the record this was made more than a year ago, before things like that got out of control.

[–]boobatron 0 points1 point ago

out of control or not, those last two frames were completely retarded. should have ended with the dead grape.

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[–]GWARgasm 3 points4 points ago

Somebody spent time making that into a video?

[–]N8CCRG 18 points19 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hey there grape 0coms 0pts 8dys funny
Quite. 100coms 993pts 1mo funny
Stop Wineing. 1com 7pts 5dys funny
Quite old chap 11coms 84pts 9mos fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Quite. 118coms 800pts 9mos funny
Quite. 0coms 9pts 22dys funny
Hey there Grape! (Repost) 12coms 136pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if it really got him all of these times.

[–]sydazlir 2 points3 points ago

No but look at the title! He said that it still gets him every time, so even if it is a repost he gets a pass! The logic is flawless

[–]105Hummel 1 point2 points ago

Quite... three times?

[–]coreycubed 27 points28 points ago

The pun to panel ratio in this vertical is like, 1 in 11. That's terrible!

[–]ThePeskyWabbit 4 points5 points ago

You do realize that after being a funny junker for my early teens, that I can confirm this is from a FJ comic maker.

[–]MatsJ 27 points28 points ago

The last 2 panels ruined it for me.

[–]BScatterplot 19 points20 points ago

The whole thing ruined it for me.

[–]Kevinsense 1 point2 points ago

Why do all the posts where OP says "gets me every time" or "I laughed way too hard at this" suck so much? They never even make me smile. In fact, they agitate me because the title is just so misleading.

[–]religion_is_wat 1 point2 points ago

OMG LIKE MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE WHOLE INTERNET OMG::::::

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Happy_smiley_face.png

[–]Ben_Ben 3 points4 points ago

This? This gets you every time?

[–]KissMyAsthma321 4 points5 points ago

OP is 13.

[–]Kevinsense 1 point2 points ago

OP is easily amused. I don't want to see his favorite gif that he "laughs way too hard at!"

[–]The_Magnificent 8 points9 points ago

/r/unfunny

[–]jolp92 4 points5 points ago

At least give some credit to Kodylol from funnyjunk (whether you hate the site or not) who makes all of these comics. You even cut out his signature at the bottom

[–]Dud3wtf 4 points5 points ago

Funnyjunk content posted on Reddit? Opposite Day.

[–]loewenstern 2 points3 points ago

Better?

[–]CytotoxicT 6 points7 points ago

I'm pretty sure that Justin Beiber is still too young to drink

[–]scotchirish -1 points0 points ago

nah, he's Canadian

[–]KoalaBomb 0 points1 point ago

He's 18, only legal in some provinces.

[–]gsfgf 1 point2 points ago

/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu is leaking

[–]syrindigo26 -1 points0 points ago

this guys is ganna get GRAPED.

[–]uniqueOddity83 -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or does that look like Justin Bieber?

[–]Prestige0 0 points1 point ago

it still makes me vomit every time too

[–]GreenDayWaffles -1 points0 points ago

The big QUITE at the end made me downvote. Incredibly stupid.

[–]PwnsFroggles 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEPOST

[–]jackthesaw -1 points0 points ago

It's a repost but it's okay because OP said it in the title

[–]flaccidcompanion 0 points1 point ago

This kind of reminds me of Adventure Time.

[–]NightWolf105 -1 points0 points ago

Here. Have a downvote.

I see this picture reposted so many times on every comedy site.

[–]BrotherDamascus 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me how funny this would be without the "quite" at the end.

[–]Voices_of_Prisoners 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I remember seeing this on Memebase, like, a year ago.

[–]Idontlikethespacebar 0 points1 point ago

But...JustinBeiberisn'toldenoughtodrink.

[–]AnusPounder 0 points1 point ago

not funny, please kill yourself op

[–]AndyAndino 0 points1 point ago

This gets me every time = I'm reposting the shit out of this! But it's okay cause it's awesome.

[–]Bobojobaxter 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else hate 1 panel comics? I mean come on! I use RES so I have to expand it and it takes up a few screens...or I give in and click L+C!

[–]MasterCactus 1 point2 points ago

ITT: A bunch of redditors that are secretly funnyjunk users.

[–]Sommerfaq 0 points1 point ago

I came to reddit to avoid funnyjunk

[–]FranzSchleevok 0 points1 point ago

This got me the fifteenth time, but all other twenty times after that it wasn't so funny.

[–]Insidiousbanana 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq did I just read?

[–]SexyZebra 0 points1 point ago

What's a kody?

[–]DoubleDawg 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny has spoken. We are not amused.

[–]nerdlingbeing 0 points1 point ago

Interesting, I just showed this to my friend and he said that he'd seen it on 9gag before, I replied with fuck you and then I realized that this is probably the third time this pic has being reposted.

[–]Asophis 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, everybody, look at this thing I found!"

"REPOST GTFO MY REDDIT"

"Hey, everybody, look at this thing I'm shamelessly reposting but it's okay because I'm putting it in the title!"

"lol its a pun"

[–]Elysillia -1 points0 points ago

I liked it because it reminded me of one of my friends. I posted it on his facebook profile saying, "How I imagine you would make wine."

And he said, "My dreams of becoming a vintner have thusfar been stymied by an inability to find anthropomorphic grapes with an appreciation for irony."

[–]NINJAdrpepper 0 points1 point ago

If you know it's a repost then don't post it dip shit

[–]luvineri 0 points1 point ago

best part

[–]SuperToaster11 0 points1 point ago

Give some credit to Kodylol. He's the original maker of this comic and he's a friend of mine.

[–]GoldenGangsta66 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting some form of 'G'rape.

[–]ifukc 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time as well; since it's been posted on reddit for the past 10 years.

[–]kakster22 -1 points0 points ago

Best thing to come out of funnyjunk.

[–]903530986709239856 2 points3 points ago

This is like the essence of Reddit humor and it fucking sucks.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS -1 points0 points ago

HAVING TAKEN A LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT HISTORY, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU AND YOUR ILK ARE WHAT "FUCKING SUCKS" ABOUT REDDIT.

TELL YOU WHAT, HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TURN OFF REDDIT AND GO BACK TO WATCHING OW MY BALLS!?

[–]903530986709239856 2 points3 points ago

Novelty accounts also suck.

[–]Suunburst 2 points3 points ago

Im no expert but there is usually no wine in the stem of the glass...

[–]andrew25656 1 point2 points ago

Somebody please! Post this for the 10th time....To make it a even number at least.

[–]leetleaf 1 point2 points ago

Quite... a repost

[–]ToddlersAndPaedos 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ZgUIE.gif

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So titling something with "this still is" or "Still my favorite" allows one to repost? Reddit you fickle bitch

[–]majorpluskat -3 points-2 points ago

repost

[–]okan931 0 points1 point ago

It always bothered me that the saple of the wine glass is also full -.-

[–]LandoCardassian -2 points-1 points ago

You are the cancer that is killing /b/ reddit.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 2 points3 points ago

Redditor since:2012-07-27 (1 month and 29 days)

[–]LandoCardassian 0 points1 point ago

I have a bunch of acquaintances and coworkers on reddit. I delete my account and start a new one about once a year so I'm not super traceable.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Cptnwalrus 8 points9 points ago

Wow, LITERALLY?

[–]Probable_Foreigner 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I am glade he cleared that one out.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]elbowfrenzy 6 points7 points ago

This is literally the worst joke I have ever heard.

[–]zzzonked33 -1 points0 points ago

Dont know if it was supposed to be haha funny, it is however a pulp fiction reference

[–]sausageman23 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]Cptnwalrus -2 points-1 points ago

This style is so incredibly reminiscent of Yotam Perel.

[–]bit_of_a_faff 0 points1 point ago

dont know whats up with all the negative comments, shit made me crack up

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

Ugh. Yes, it's still funny, but anything with a name like this deserves an downvote. "Hey guys, remember that repost of a repost, so brave!"

[–]Kinomi -1 points0 points ago

That looks like Justin Bieber....

[–]Guttpls -3 points-2 points ago

Quite relevant.

[–]scottg96 -1 points0 points ago

This is what happens when 9gag attempts OC.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

FJ*

[–]RemedyofRevenge -3 points-2 points ago

Personally I thought for the most part this comic was pretty grape.

[–]Prazoid -3 points-2 points ago

Quiet*

[–]IAmARedditorAMAA -2 points-1 points ago

QUITE.

[–]jerobrine -2 points-1 points ago

R-R-R-REEPOST!!! still funny though ;)

[–]DoctorDake -3 points-2 points ago

I find this way funnier if you take some panels out of context

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