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[–]coreycubed 42 points43 points ago

If it mops, I flops.

[–]DavidLA213 -1 points0 points ago

Perfect.

[–]Sixtythree63 1 point2 points ago

Purrfect

[–]FTPFAN 8 points9 points ago

Collects more dust and dirt than a swiffer wet jet Disclaimer: may come and kill you in the night. We are not liable for any injuries caused by our products.

[–]hidell 92 points93 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
kitty swiffer 1com 54pts 19dys aww
Kitty Mop! 2coms 4pts 1mo aww
The new cat mop 1com 100pts 1mo gifs
Revolutionary cleaning device 65coms 1142pts 1mo funny
cat mop? 0coms 12pts 1mo aww
check out my new mop 0coms 4pts 1mo aww
Hitching a ride on the vacuum 1com 21pts 2mos aww
The new Kitty Swiffer 1com 17pts 2mos gif
reddit branded mop 2coms 35pts 3mos gifs
Just a cat mop 3coms 120pts 3mos gifs
I thought this was adorable. 30coms 1095pts 3mos aww
How to correctly massage a Kitty 1com 31pts 3mos aww
Hoover be Damned 1com 13pts 3mos funny
Give me some food... 3coms 90pts 3mos aww
catuum 2coms 53pts 3mos gifs
Kitty won't let go of the vacuum! 4coms 62pts 3mos aww
vacuum cleaner level: cat 82coms 1130pts 3mos funny
Vacuum Cat 12coms 481pts 2mos funny
Vacuum Kitty 6coms 57pts 3mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Walshyboy 21 points22 points ago

It got over 400 upvotes, meaning people either have never seen it before or still find it interesting. I check reddit twice a day and still had never seen it.

[–]nismo9 19 points20 points ago

Check reddit? I don't check reddit, i enjoy reddit.

[–]PlayfulRocket 2 points3 points ago

I don't enjoy Reddit, I am Reddit.

[–]nismo9 2 points3 points ago

If you're Reddit then who's controlling your Reddit account?

[–]Nihilithik 0 points1 point ago

If I downvote you, does it effectively downvote every post 1 level?

[–]PlayfulRocket 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about downvotes, but I'm pretty sure it works for upvotes.

[–]Nihilithik 0 points1 point ago

Ok all set, did it work?

[–]lethic 8 points9 points ago

I've noticed people seem to assume that the karmadecay posts are somehow complaining about the reposting. Why is that?

As someone who has seen this many times and doesn't really care that much about reposts, I find the karmadecay posts useful sometimes if I want to find more information about the post in question.

[–]MaxGene 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed people seem to assume that the karmadecay posts are somehow complaining about the reposting. Why is that?

When they started to take off, a number of accounts posted them as things like "OPIsLazy" or other such things that were clearly complaints. As well, they arrived after years of people constantly whining about reposts with links; it really does just look like the next evolution of such complaining, but more exhaustive.

Now, that's not to say that such is the intent, but I would wager you solid money that at least 33% of these are people complaining in a way that shields them a little more from people downvoting; it became something of a meme to mock and whine about people mocking and whining about reposts. The trend of outright complaining went downhill a lot more as these "neutral" posts appeared.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

Does OP get a free sub with the 20th repost?

[–]Aeromancy -1 points0 points ago

Based on the data that you have posted, it seems that "/r/funny" provides one with more points for a repost than any other sub-reddit. The Repost Nation (official name)cough karma whores thank you.

[–]Kr0nos -3 points-2 points ago

I wonder if there's a real life equivalent of this. Some annoying fucking geeky cunt with glasses and acne walking around with a notepad walking up to strangers to tell them who had said their joke before them.

[–]thirdfounder 9 points10 points ago

cleans well, but difficult to rinse and wring out.

[–]Lillipout 19 points20 points ago

It's okay, they're disposable.

[–]SchofieldSilver 3 points4 points ago

I hold mine by the ribs and swipe back and forth. For bigger, detail oriented jobs, it's best to have 2 and wet one a bit first.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

... That's what she said

[–]adikid89 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen it before.. must have missed all of them. At any rate, this is now my favorite gif of all time.

[–]thebbman 2 points3 points ago

Clean the floor and the cat get's rubbed! WIN!

[–]breadlobster 2 points3 points ago

Oh stick, no one understands our love!

[–]htravic17x 3 points4 points ago

That cat is enjoying every bit of that.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 13 points14 points ago

Of all of the times I've seen this on the internet, this is one of those times.

[–]ilrelevent 24 points25 points ago

Of all of the times I've seen you repost the same damn comment to whore karma, this is one of those times.

[–]ManaSyn 2 points3 points ago

There's a few perspectives it looks like the Cheshire Cat.

[–]DEFCON_TWO 0 points1 point ago

Is that a vacuum cleaner?

[–]Poesia323 1 point2 points ago

nice! My cat is a hand-rag. :DD

[–]Dr_Irrelephant 1 point2 points ago

"and in other news, local cat owner drugged cat and hot glued its paws to a mop handle for the purpose of posting it to the internet. Our panel of experts will discuss whether this should lead to a banning of the internet for the sake of the children."

[–]wolfeyes13 0 points1 point ago

There's a subreddit for this actually...

[–]diamond28 0 points1 point ago

why when I do this with a human, it dosent work as good? is it because they are not as fluffy or something? if someone knows please let me know, thanks :)

[–]SquidManGodofWar 0 points1 point ago

This seems wildly inefficient.

[–]D-Cat 0 points1 point ago

Stahp!

[–]Buzu 0 points1 point ago

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

[–]Beethroid -1 points0 points ago

you motherfucker xD

[–]fermion72 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a few different posts of cats being dragged around floors, and they're always already perfectly clean floors. If I did that with my cat (if I had a cat), that cat would be so dirty by the end of it that it would be noticeably heavier.

TL;DR - I need to clean my floor.

[–]kodaktp 0 points1 point ago

This enrages the cat.

[–]schaft0620 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had a little karma machine

[–]tehdwarf 0 points1 point ago

That is both adorable and horribly in time with the dubstep my nextdoor neighbor is blasting.

[–]Mydaddysgotagun 0 points1 point ago

My cat looks just like that.

[–]Snairy_Hatch -1 points0 points ago

That cat looks like its had a serious amount of cat nip...

[–]Goldennukes 2 points3 points ago

Another instance where "rubbing pussy on the floor" and an nsfw tag would work

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

For the title of the next repost:

"My mop is a cat, your argument is invalid."

[–]thrakkorzog 0 points1 point ago

C-A-T-T M-O-P-P Cat Mop!

[–]shifty1032231 0 points1 point ago

The floors will now look PUUURRRRR-TY

[–]madefromclay 0 points1 point ago

Ooh. I thought I was the only one who does this xD

[–]combinationsuperhero 0 points1 point ago

Does all the super cute kitty shit make anyone else feel like their cat needs to step it up and start being more awesome?

[–]Aeromancy 0 points1 point ago

While you think you're cleaning the floor the cat thinks it's having sex.

[–]OldTomFrost 0 points1 point ago

Can't mop, addicted to the shindig.

[–]Gunkin 0 points1 point ago

It's mesmerizing, I could watch it all day.

[–]xxDosEquisManxx 0 points1 point ago

will it blend? nah thats such a fucking old thing to say ;P

[–]lawlruspwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Catnip, only once.

[–]Yaeks 0 points1 point ago

it looks like it's fucking wearing socks!! xD

[–]southdubify 0 points1 point ago

How much catnip did you give that cat?

[–]maybeBlackMesa890 0 points1 point ago

OP rubbing pussy. Nice.

[–]mbr2321 0 points1 point ago

I just got RES. Congratulations on being the first person to be labeled as a repost-tosper.

[–]hatkid 0 points1 point ago

That attachment would suck if it weren't self cleaning.

[–]mtcdrummer14 0 points1 point ago

how many times has this been posted

[–]PENDRAGON23 0 points1 point ago

CatMop™

This product works great and can be fun to use but the quality of the refills varies wildly.

[–]Tyfies 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I expected...

[–]TripleRangeMerge 1 point2 points ago

to PETA!

[–]Molcat 1 point2 points ago

My roommates and I once had a party at our apartment. At first everything was going well and a fun time was had by all, but as the night progressed into the wee hours around 2am one of my roommate's guests spilled a drink and in his drunken state rather than grab a paper towel or something to clean up his mess he grabbed... the cat. Needless to say the cat was not very pleased with it and that was the point when my roommate decided to call it a night and kick everyone out. Now for any parties or gatherings we've had since we have the disclaimer, "We have one rule, no using the cats as mops."

Apparently our cat was so adorable that his co-workers wouldn't let him forget about the incident for weeks though.

tl;dr cats are not very absorbent and your friends will shun you if you try to use one as a mop.

[–]Dropthe_BASS -2 points-1 points ago

You ignore your cat so much that it clenches on to the bottom of your mop so it could feel SOME sort of petting or care...