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[–]Canvasch 182 points183 points ago

What actually happens:

OP: Lol I didn't know it was a repost XD (1|300)

[–]Dakaraim 39 points40 points ago

the first rule of posting reposts, pretend all posts about it being a repost never happened

[–]Xzumo 30 points31 points ago

If you are a reposter, never ever comment when being called out on reposting.

[–]TimmyFTW 8 points9 points ago

The ones who intend to sell the account usually don't. Must be harder to sell an account with 10k link karma but -3k comment karma.

[–]zaphod_85 12 points13 points ago

Is there actually a market for high-karma reddit accounts? That seems like a really pathetic way to spend real money.

[–]TimmyFTW 6 points7 points ago

Pretty sure they are bought by marketing agency shills to better disguise their marketing submissions. I suspect this was the case with the sharp rise in X Factor submissions.

[–]zaphod_85 0 points1 point ago

But aren't the accounts just going to get banned as soon as someone figures out that it's become a spam account? Seems like a waste of money to me, but then again I'm not a marketing expert.

[–]TimmyFTW 1 point2 points ago

This is all speculation on my part but I think the reason for buying said accounts is to be able to spam for longer undetected an account created 0days ago would be quickly spotted whereas an account that is 6-12 months old with a long sub history would need a decent amount of reports to get caught out.

[–]zaphod_85 1 point2 points ago

I guess it all depends on the price. Anybody know what the going rates for high-karma accounts are?

[–]--Repetitive-- 6 points7 points ago

People BUY accounts JUST for karma?

[–]maebo121 -1 points0 points ago

Pathetic, lazy, stupid morons.

[–]TimmyFTW 0 points1 point ago

I've come across a couple of people who happily admitted that they bought their account. One worked in marketing for an agency and used it to submit content from clients and the other guy never replied when I pressed him for an explanation.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

What Canvasch said almost never happens. Usually they don't make any comments on the post to avoid confrontation.

[–]joeldavis 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I don't know, I don't remember anyone ever posting in response to being called out either.

[–]maebo121 1 point2 points ago

It happened to me once. I commented "Repost. Downvote." Then she commented that she made it originally. As soon as people saw my comment, they posted links to the original post. Being the idiot she was, she commented on all of us. She said, and I quote:

"That is a fake! The other person reposted because I made this my self. You guys are all just jealous because I made the front page (she wasn't on the front page) and you didn't! Stupid jerks!" She sounded like an 8 year old girl on facebook.

I didn't know redditors could be like that.

[–]alltheaway 0 points1 point ago

Submitters only get alerts for self posts. So unless the're watching the thread, chances are they never even see the comments.

[–]elusivewater 4 points5 points ago

First rule of repost posting, don't ever talk about it being a repost. Rule #2 - Don't EVER talk about it being a repost.

FTFY

[–]MrNameless 3 points4 points ago

I wish everyone followed this rule. Sometimes I didn't view the image the first time and when I do finally view it, the comments are taken up by circlejerks of people calling repost. It's annoying and adds nothing to the conversation.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

Yeah we don't buy it.

[–]MestR -4 points-3 points ago

Yes, OP has a reputation of being a gigantic faggot.

[–]codythebeau 52 points53 points ago

Lindsay totally blew it in that episode.

[–]jsellout 30 points31 points ago

[–]WhirlingDervishes 2 points3 points ago

I am in love with Lindsay. Except in that picture.

[–]duhbigboi 101 points102 points ago

FREAKS AND GEEKS

[–]fallgnome 61 points62 points ago

“Whataya think I wanna be terrible at school? You think I like it? I wish I could be smart as you. I wish it all came easy to me. But it doesn’t. You know, when I was in sixth grade, they told us when we went to junior high we’d either be in Track 1, Track 2, or Track 3. Track 1’s the smart kids, Track 2’s the normal kids, and Track 3…is the dumb kids. And whataya think I got? How do you think it feels to be told you’re dumb, in ink, when you’re eleven years old?”

[–]runnershighxc 20 points21 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[–]acaellum 20 points21 points ago

Why the downvotes? Thats the next line...

edit: now i just look silly. (he was at -7 when i made the comment)

[–]Mikeandike 19 points20 points ago

Just got to use the quadratic formula

[–]ladysemi 11 points12 points ago

AH yes! This actually made my day. About to break out the box set...

[–]xangraves 5 points6 points ago

Awesome show! I don't know of any other show that had teenagers playing teenagers. All the other shows have 16 year olds played by mid to late twenty something models.

[–]Trevor-St-McGoodbody 0 points1 point ago

Lindsay was 25

Kim was 21

Daniel was 22

*Edit Track III math

[–]tchoob 8 points9 points ago

Daniel was 22, Lindsay was 25, and Kim was 21. Where did you learn to math?

[–]Verb_Rogue 18 points19 points ago

At McKinley High, Track 3.

[–]Trevor-St-McGoodbody 0 points1 point ago

Looking back now, I have no idea how that happened..

[–]the_catacombs 2 points3 points ago

DAMN Lindsay aged well..

[–]jsellout 7 points8 points ago

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

AND a sense of humor/personality? ALRIGHT.

[–]RoyaleWithCheese88 -1 points0 points ago

But not really. For most of the show's run, Lindsay was 24, Kim was 20, and Daniel was 21.

[–]gnome_champion 0 points1 point ago

Regardless of da maths gone wrong, they still weren't teenagers which I think is the main point.

[–]RoyaleWithCheese88 -1 points0 points ago

Sure, and my point was that two of them weren't that far removed from being teenagers. Having 21-year-old actors playing 18-year-old characters isn't that bad.

Whereas xangraves was talking about other high school shows using actors in their mid-to-late 20s.

[–]AstroFruit 0 points1 point ago

The Inbetweeners http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220617/

Hilarious show

[–]CaptAwesomepants 16 points17 points ago

I had so many friends blow off my recommendation to watch this show. Now I'm an asshole about it.

"Oh man, I loved Horrible Bosses!" ... You know a main character from Freaks and Geeks wrote that?

"Seth Rogen is hilarious!" ... You know he was a main character in Freaks and Geeks?

"Jesus Christ, James Franco is fucking weird." ... You know he was fucking weird in Freaks and Geeks?

[–]UrbtoOSU 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I got sick of this so I now just force things on people. It's called tough love. If someone's over and we decide to watch a movie I'll show them my collection and let them pick. Then I will disregard that pick and put in something like Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, IT Crowd etc etc without telling them. They'll protest for 5 minutes but give up fairly quickly. They then admit it's a great show when it wraps and then inevitably 3 weeks later I hear they've finished the entire series. Works every time.

[–]StarMinion1 2 points3 points ago

Ha ha, I do the same thing!

[–]RedManDancing 8 points9 points ago

Most of the time if I really submit a repost it wasn't intended and I even tried to search for it before submitting.

But I rarely submit anything.

[–]ugh_next 11 points12 points ago

I'm very tempted to re-post this. If I did, would you be cool about it?

[–]GrundelLicker[S] 34 points35 points ago

[–]pacoliketaco 1 point2 points ago

If it takes more than a week to get reposted, you're one of the lucky ones.

[–]Seclorum 5 points6 points ago

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome 3 points4 points ago

What is ts from?

[–]jenniferocious 10 points11 points ago

The tv show Freaks & Geeks.

[–]Pollo_Bueno 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this gif from?

[–]Scrotchticles 1 point2 points ago

It's not a movie, It's an episode of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193676/

[–]Pollo_Bueno 0 points1 point ago

It looks so modern though, thanks!

[–]indy_ttt 0 points1 point ago

I've been here for a couple of months, and I actually appreciate a good re-post. No one can see everything, always, so where's the harm in giving people another chance?

[–]ValuableDan 4 points5 points ago

Zeppelin Rules.

[–]L4cer8 5 points6 points ago

People who complain about reposts haven't read reddiquette

[–]GrundelLicker[S] 63 points64 points ago

[–]MrGoodbytes 11 points12 points ago

Don't worry, you agreed to it.

[–]GabenOnCageAction 0 points1 point ago

You know, I was really hoping this was a repost, just for the irony of it. But no one's called anything out yet. You need to repost this a week from now.

[–]SEGnosis 0 points1 point ago

I read it and I don't agree with it. I shouldn't have to view hundreds of reposts every fucking day just to get to the OC.

[–]chobi83 4 points5 points ago

You know what's worse than viewing hundreds of reposts every day? Viewing thousands of comments bitching about reposts every day. Shut the fuck up and move on if you've seen it already. Some people don't sit on reddit for 8-10 hours a day.

[–]JollySpace 2 points3 points ago

I hardly ever see repost, and when I do I usually don't care.

[–]astromets -1 points0 points ago

I only care when it is something I have so clearly seen multiple times in the past few days

[–]themanfromreddit -1 points0 points ago

I see reposts every day but the ones where people say they've seen it multiple times are mostly new to me. It's as if different people look at different posts and no one ever sees everything.

[–]CaptainOhYeah -1 points0 points ago

The reddiquette isn't law. If you seriously think a page for 'common courtesy on reddit' is going to stop me from calling out idiots who repost shit for karma, you've got another thing coming.

[–]Cirmanman 2 points3 points ago

How I "imagine" a reposter feels...

Suuure.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

Someone had to do it:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel when I repost something. 1com 1pt 1hr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]astromets 0 points1 point ago

he got one comment, and was called an ass - o reddit

[–]GrundelLicker[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hahah well played sir. This is the only time I can say I approve a repost!

[–]Thebrownmamba -1 points0 points ago

How you "imagine"?...

[–]dinasaurus87 -1 points0 points ago

Is there a way to know if a link has already been posted?

[–]dinasaurus87 0 points1 point ago

That was a serious question, I can't find it in the FAQs

[–]EccentricBolt -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't matter; got karma.

[–]ru55iangangsta -1 points0 points ago

Yea, "how you imagine" riiiiight

[–]ismo420 -1 points0 points ago

This is a repost

[–]darkheart86 0 points1 point ago

Be cool...

[–]zCourge_iDX -1 points0 points ago

[–]GMac54 -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY.....it's been a slow day.

[–]MasterToad 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost.

[–]ffcsquall24[!] 0 points1 point ago

HEY! this is a repost! Jerk!

[–]Revolvolution 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk7OKQVy8pc

The scene, for anyone who spent ages looking for it like me :)

[–]JpDeathBlade 0 points1 point ago

[–]robotlove28 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from?

[–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

Who cares if it is a repost? Maybe I did not catch it on the first go around..

[–]latota97 0 points1 point ago

When I say its a repost, either the OP laughs it off and gets a bunch of upvotes, or I end up getting downvoted to hell because nobody likes a fair warning.

[–]a59a 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha repost

[–]jonaheim88 0 points1 point ago

Freaks and Geeks! I just watched this show for the first time. good stuff.

[–]mdthegreat 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for freaks and geeks reference

[–]_Bullet_Dodger_ 0 points1 point ago

BECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOLBECOOL

[–]NamesAppleJack 0 points1 point ago

The people that bitch about it are more annoying, though.

[–]Iamtdg -1 points0 points ago

Greatness and awesomeness all wrapped up into one tidy little post.

[–]Giambattista -1 points0 points ago

But usually it's just responses like this one on r/politics today, the OP just acts like a dick to the guy who called him out and feigns ignorance for reposting the top link of the weekend.

[–]Rievin -1 points0 points ago

We pretending most things on reddit ain't reposts now? What a fun game.

[–]akhbox 1 point2 points ago

Freaks and Geeks is an amazing show!

[–]GigaJ 1 point2 points ago

Love this show.

[–]ReginaldIII -2 points-1 points ago

... but... but it's a jpeg... ? I just don't know what to believe any more.

[–]Only_Says_REPOST -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST

[–]scumbag-reddit -5 points-4 points ago

Repost.

[–]xMrChuckles -5 points-4 points ago

Repost

[–]yui129 -2 points-1 points ago

Well how do you feel?

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA -2 points-1 points ago

There's a down arrow for a reason.

[–]tom_mandory -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you for finally convincing me to unsubscribe from /r/funny

[–]Ajizi -2 points-1 points ago

You BE COOL!

[–]Fricken_Oatmeal -2 points-1 points ago

not funny

[–]dodge1 0 points1 point ago

The very first rule of the " do not " section of reddiquette addresses how repost are to be dealt with.

Please don't:

•Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

http://code.reddit.com/wiki/help/reddiquette

[–]I_DRINK_GRAPE 0 points1 point ago

Freaks and Geeks?

[–]mm025678 -3 points-2 points ago

LMAO I did this yesterday by mistake and two people yelled at me. Lol I felt like saying that buy instead I just apologized and deleted my post.

[–]Tenshik -3 points-2 points ago

Nah it's probably more like, 'Nah broseph, I saw this on 9gag and everyone knows 9gag gets its material first. 9GAG ARMY4LIFE #YOLO BELIEBER2012'

[–]thetylertheking -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.....