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4chan predicts the start of S5.5 (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DoctorMcTitsTHE DANGER 183 points184 points ago

OH I GET IT BECAUSE BRYAN CRANSTON WAS ON MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]TheBigBrainOnBrettFranch 50 points51 points ago

Dude I'm pretty sure it's because Bryan Cranston was on Malcolm in the Middle.

[–]GunmetalTreySkyler, there's rot. 0 points1 point ago

Check out this guy.

[–]Aperture_Fixtures 0 points1 point ago

i get your joke, bro. don't let these guys get you down.

[–]zentenai 24 points25 points ago

DID YOU GUYS NOTICE ALL THE MALCOLM REFERENCES IN BREAKING BAD?!?!?!/11/

[–]SittingDuckNZ 1 point2 points ago

No, are there any?

[–]unicornon 38 points39 points ago

He has a family!!!! HOW ZANY

[–]IntentToContribute 19 points20 points ago

HE WEARS UNDERWEAR

[–]unicornon 16 points17 points ago

I'M PRETTY SURE HE EATS FOOD????

[–]kidcoda 13 points14 points ago

His wife is a bitch. Yeah I went there.

[–]knoxknoxknox -1 points0 points ago

Dude, take it back. Lois might have been a little wacky, but she wasn't a bitch.

[–]unicornon 1 point2 points ago

she was a damn good mother.

[–]kidcoda 0 points1 point ago

She didn't let Dewey keep Bernard. She's evil.

[–]Bubbadog12 1 point2 points ago

He crashes planes

[–]zentenai 7 points8 points ago

And his kids eat breakfast, JUST LIKE WALT JR! Coincidence? Or is it?

[–]SittingDuckNZ 0 points1 point ago

Really? Shit, don't know how I missed that one.

[–]redmango08 2 points3 points ago

Aaron Paul tried out for eldest son on malcom in the middle.

[–]hotdog_jones 3 points4 points ago

Why does it feel like this has only just become a thing? I haven't heard as many Malcolm in the Middle jokes in the last 6 years as I have in the last month.

[–]YuriTheAmishDr 0 points1 point ago

I just noticed IFC syndicated it on weekday evenings. I've been watching it more myself.

[–]TownIdiot25FuckedTedium 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could do more than upvote this

[–]doyouunderstandlifeScabby Cheese, yo 0 points1 point ago

I really wish there were more posts like this on this subreddit. I always seem to forget that Cranston was in Malcolm in the Middle.

[–]Pork_Chop_ExpressSangre por sangre 50 points51 points ago

Surprised I'm actually saying this, but I expect more from 4chan. Not funny.

[–]PapaSherry 16 points17 points ago

I expect more from reposts of 4chan content on Reddit.*

[–]Cossil 4 points5 points ago

You expect every single person on 4chan to be a comedic genius? I can literally go over there and make a post that is incomprehensible, take a picture of it, and post it here. Would that dilute 4chan some more for you? Not everyone on 4chan is funny, and it is silly to expect every single post from 4chan to be so.

[–]jberth 7 points8 points ago

No, but when someone reposts something from 4chan on reddit it's usually one of the funny posts. This one is just meh.

[–]stevejFTW -1 points0 points ago

I understand what you mean. 4 chan is usually said to have better content than Reddit. This is just someone from /r/breakingbad posting on 4chan and then posting back to here. It actually worked too. People usually upvote anything from 4chan.

[–]SketchyLogic -2 points-1 points ago

4chan is usually said to have better content than Reddit

Nobody says this. Not even 4channers. We had an Ask Me Anything with the president of the United States. 4chan had an Ask Me Anything with Andrew W K.

[–]stevejFTW 2 points3 points ago

Their was a digestive system picture of all the websites that showed 4 chan on top of Reddit and 9GAG as the shit in the toilet. Many people say that 4 chan is more original.

[–]MRAGE87 0 points1 point ago

That digestive system would belong to someone highly bulimic, puking out 99% of its posts with the power to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool in mere moments. However out of all that vile filth a few nuggets of nourishment make it through the intestinal track, feeding the Coprophagic consumers positioned in human centipede like fashion below him.

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

Oh, hi 4chan. I was wondering when you'd arrive.

[–]Jambz -1 points0 points ago

does this satisfy your appetite?

[–]Pork_Chop_ExpressSangre por sangre 0 points1 point ago

Safe for work? Safe for life???

[–]Jambz 0 points1 point ago

Haha, fair question considering it is 4chan, but yes it's just text

[–]Daddyoandrawdog 19 points20 points ago

Life is unfair.

[–]Shanbo88 19 points20 points ago

TIL Bryan Cranston was on Malcolm in the Middle.

[–]thelastbaron 1 point2 points ago

Didn't we just have this joke literally earlier today?

[–]randomsnark 4 points5 points ago

Yes, but that was figuratively last week.

[–]duchovny 3 points4 points ago

Why does this Malcolm in the Middle garbage keep getting upvoted in here?

[–]D0CT0R_WH0 36 points37 points ago

"How much do you need?"

"I need about tree fiddy."

[–]runsoutofspace 44 points45 points ago

And that's when Jesse noticed Mr. White was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

[–]1openeye 9 points10 points ago

and he said, Damnit Monstah, I aint givin you no damn tree fiddy! Then the monster told him about brock's poisoning and him and jesse team up. End of episode 9.

[–]DeathisfatalBroken badly -2 points-1 points ago

I gave him a dollar.

[–]SweetNeo85We've got ROT -3 points-2 points ago

I think we're about there... yep I think this is the point where this isn't funny anymore.

[–]dubschlossRepresentin' the ABQ 1 point2 points ago

http://memegenerator.net/instance/27406217

[–]SafwanishMethhead 5 points6 points ago

Can anyone explain Malcolm thing? I don't get it.

[–]Zehbrahs[!] 2 points3 points ago

The intro song for malcom in the middle had the lyrics,"Yes, no maybe, I don't know,can you repeat the question?" and "You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big."

[–]iCodoneOxycodone 2 points3 points ago

Ahhhh, now I get it.... It's been a few years...

[–]SafwanishMethhead -1 points0 points ago

And why is it associated with BB?

[–]Waqqymagnets bitch! 7 points8 points ago

Not sure if serious or not...bryan cranston (walt) was the dad in malcolm in the middle.

[–]SafwanishMethhead 5 points6 points ago

o

[–]Marcob10 1 point2 points ago

DAE remember Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle?

No one?

[–]dillonEhHOLY SHIT, WALT IS HEISENBERG?!? 1 point2 points ago

pffft... Walt needing to borrow money when he's got a huge pile of it.

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

This post sucks.

[–]dkevinscalf 0 points1 point ago

For the lazy

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[–]jet_triplesevenFREE HF Baths! Call 1-800-BODY-BRN 2 points3 points ago

S stands for "season," not for "sepisode."

[–]mithhunter55 -1 points0 points ago

I assume he or she read it as. S5:05 or some such. Like on a torrent site.

[–]rallets 0 points1 point ago

dude...

[–]Forfuckssakes -2 points-1 points ago

Best one yet.

[–]Waxdec -2 points-1 points ago

How are people still getting karma for reposting the same joke over and over again when the joke was for fucking 12 year old kids in the first place?

Have a downvote, bitch!

Edit: i hope someone murders your whole family while you watch. directed at everyone.

downvote me more you faggots. =]

[–]whmorris -1 points0 points ago

finally

[–]ImMeltingNow -1 points0 points ago

the people in this subreddit have to be going catatonic for this to be the most upvoted link

[–]Frozgaar -1 points0 points ago

Life is unfair.

[–]bearchubs -1 points0 points ago

Life is unfair....

[–]RadarReady -3 points-2 points ago

Spoilerish

[–]Hangthebirds -5 points-4 points ago

I think it'd be pretty awesome if they did slip something like that in.

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