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[–]Whale_Bones 299 points300 points ago

Meanwhile in Pawnee...

[–]yarmulke 66 points67 points ago

[–]complex_reduction 3 points4 points ago

I would in absolute seriousness pay to go to a Mouse rat concert.

[–]coffeywithaY 29 points30 points ago

Is that Pawnee, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, or Texas?

[–]wabbajackoff 11 points12 points ago

...'ndana.

[–]chickyparmparm 2 points3 points ago

That was the saddest line of the whole episode.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 15 points16 points ago

This looks like a job for Bert Macklin, FBI

[–]ajgator7 7 points8 points ago

Or Janet Snakehole.

[–]wabbajackoff 2 points3 points ago

Or.... Pete Hackman. (cannot remember if that first name is right.)

[–]Ehkoli 2 points3 points ago

Ron F#@king Swanson.

[–]latinisforpigs 1 point2 points ago

Duke F#@cking Silver

[–]Squalor- 24 points25 points ago

I think most Pawnee residents would be too fat to go down that slide, and if they did, they'd get stuck in the hole, anyway.

[–]Immynimmy 26 points27 points ago

Thanks a lot, Sweetums!

[–]bossbrew 0 points1 point ago

If you can't beat um Sweetum!

[–]stedanko09 6 points7 points ago

I just hope if someone decides to slide down that, that there's no one living down there... We all know how that ends up

[–]hawksterdh 6 points7 points ago

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]pandapony 12 points13 points ago

clicks through to comments looking for ref. to Parks & Rec, needless to say, Reddit delivers again.

[–]kvogz 0 points1 point ago

I fell'n into the pit.

[–]dren_drawkcab 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Nikolai, you want to swim in the dirt?

[–]movait89 170 points171 points ago

Another picture showing how Russia is a country constantly growing stronger by weeding out the weak

[–]Vladimir_Putins_Cock 52 points53 points ago

It's all part of Putin's plan

[–]aldude3 42 points43 points ago

Really putin it into action.

[–]paddymac1991 26 points27 points ago

You never see him stalin on anything

[–]sfbaysailor85 23 points24 points ago

Okay, I'm lenin towards ending this pun thread

[–]TheInternetHivemind 20 points21 points ago

Marx my words, this pun thread has gone on too long.

[–]mako591 4 points5 points ago

Khrushchev! Nailed it.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 2 points3 points ago

Gesundheit.

[–]fr33th1nk3r 0 points1 point ago

Did somebody say Khrushchev!

[–]makopolo2001 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, I'm still hot to Trotsky

[–]IchBinEinHamburger 7 points8 points ago

I'm czarting to regret coming here.

[–]n216 3 points4 points ago

Did you know that Brezhnev died because his eyebrows grew into a monobrow and short-circuited his brain?

[–]krelin 5 points6 points ago

So vi et.

[–]mogifax 10 points11 points ago

Went back to Ukraine last year, brought the family (wife and 2 year old boy). While wife and boy are on the playground, I ran next door to get some rum'n'cokes. As I was coming back, I saw my wife help the kid up on the slide. I started running towards them as fast as I could, screaming "No-o-o-o-o-o-o! Get him off that slide!".

Wife confused. I walk up, catch my breath and show her -- the decrepit, rusty, Fallout 3-looking slide has a jagged seam all the way down the middle of the track, and there's piles of dog shit at the bottom.

[–]influxed 7 points8 points ago

What it is with slides in Ukraine? http://i.imgur.com/jDtc4.jpg (source)

[–]red321red321 61 points62 points ago

It builds character

[–]Mystery_Hours 19 points20 points ago

Last year you said diarrhea builds character.

[–]MxM111 10 points11 points ago

One saying does not contradicts another, though.

[–]Neocrasher 13 points14 points ago

Fills a hole either way.

[–]Vladimir_Putins_Cock 31 points32 points ago

Regular slides are for wimpy Americans

[–]makopolo2001 16 points17 points ago

-- Vladimir Putin's Cock

[–]Kela3000 9 points10 points ago

As the many, many videos from Russia have shown, Russians are, indeed, immortal. What us Westerners might regard as death-defying stunts, the Russians think of them as pleasant pastime. You could say they're just doing it for the лолз.

[–]KenuR 10 points11 points ago

Actually this is a relatively safe playground considering that when I was a kid we used to play on construction sites among other dangerous places (sewers, rooftops etc.)

[–]VonBrewskie 8 points9 points ago

This is simple misunderstand. Children in Russia not have extravagant western slides that end in soft sand. This give them wrong impression about world. Slide pit make children hard. Like Russian woodcutter's nipple in Siberia, dead of winter. Also, those who not climb out, not reproduce. Unfortunately though comrades, only potato woman make it out of pit. Make my mighty, charging Cossack into limp, shivering Bolshevik.

[–]GhostOf2010 14 points15 points ago

Russian Water Park

[–]Vladimir_Putins_Cock 11 points12 points ago

It is greatest waterpark in Nizhny Novgorod Oblast

[–]Gremlinskaffa 13 points14 points ago

Glow in dark water, new invented by CPA, Czernobyl Party Accessories.

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 3 points4 points ago

I read this in a Russian accent.

[–]GreatGroovyGood 5 points6 points ago

IS RAHSHIN WATER PARCK. IS GOOD TYME FOR ALL COMRADES.

[–]thejesse 4 points5 points ago

Depending on how deep the water at the bottom of that pit is, that could be a lot of fun.

[–]zman0900 0 points1 point ago

Fun, until you realize you're 6 feet down a pit in water over your head and you can't climb the walls...

[–]Cacafuego 19 points20 points ago

Waterslide!!

[–]MSpaintedLady 70 points71 points ago

[–]MorningSideMayor 7 points8 points ago

Looks like he's missing something..

[–]CamileLeon 9 points10 points ago

Like what?

[–]MorningSideMayor 17 points18 points ago

Vodka.

[–]MSpaintedLady 33 points34 points ago

[–]SlavicRoots 6 points7 points ago

You used mspaint to paste vodka onto that drawing?

[–]MSpaintedLady 28 points29 points ago

[–]SlavicRoots 4 points5 points ago

That's some high tech magic! Woah, I just popped up mspaint on win7 and my god has it changed since last time i've used it on win xp. Goddamm kids with their fancy mspaints those days!

[–]MSpaintedLady 12 points13 points ago

Ha! it's not that fancy, and really simple too... this is what I work with.

[–]KenuR 3 points4 points ago

And a bear.

[–]MSpaintedLady 19 points20 points ago

[–]dingermann 6 points7 points ago

Thank you for giving the bear Vodka... we are looking for realism!

[–]MSpaintedLady 10 points11 points ago

You're welcome! :) I mean, It is a Russian bear...

[–]Sentenced 2 points3 points ago

Your sign of ruble is wrong. But i still like your painting.

[–]MSpaintedLady 3 points4 points ago

Sorry! I went and checked Wikipedia... probably not the best choice...

[–]shabba_skanks 0 points1 point ago

A little too pedobearish. I do like the wodka bottle though

[–]aidiot 1 point2 points ago

How about an ushanka?

[–]MSpaintedLady 9 points10 points ago

[–]keeekeeess 3 points4 points ago

Nice XD

[–]MSpaintedLady 7 points8 points ago

[–]Munt_Custard 2 points3 points ago

I like you! Keep up the good work.

[–]MSpaintedLady 1 point2 points ago

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

you mean mudslide right?

[–]Northcutt 11 points12 points ago

OH NO NO ONE POINT OUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO INDICATION IN THIS PIC THAT THIS TAKES PLACE IN RUSSIA.

DICKS.

[–]cavkie 8 points9 points ago

But it's a Russian speaking country or country which use Cyrillic alphabet. You can check word "АВТО" on the fence.

[–]Northcutt 2 points3 points ago

ABTO is a cyrilic word? What's it mean?

[–]cavkie 4 points5 points ago

АВТО might stand for car (there is a car picture to the left of this word) or be a part of the words like автосервис - car service, автомойка - car wash. Full word which means car is автомобиль.

[–]SirShazmanoid 1 point2 points ago

I actually thought it was автобус, but obviously you can't see the whole word in the picture. Автобус is bus so that would make sense if the picture is of a school playground. (but still plausible if it's not for a school.)

[–]mooseman780 0 points1 point ago

Means car...

[–]tomdarch 12 points13 points ago

Iz for soft Amerikan pussy children. In Russia, strong like bull children play on rusty playground equipment with unfinished sheet metal edges and sharp bolts!

[–]Offensive_Brute 1 point2 points ago

The Campaign...

[–]magicbullets 46 points47 points ago

Looks like a hole lot of fun.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 24 points25 points ago

You think anybody will really fall for this, though?

[–]lightningrod14 17 points18 points ago

I pit-y those who do.

[–]Cross88 5 points6 points ago

If someone falls down there I'm ditching them.

[–]lightningrod14 2 points3 points ago

id be careful...the path of selfishness regarding russian holes is a slippery slope.

[–]TheRealJusticeJew 0 points1 point ago

It's a water park!!! Yippee

[–]MxM111 0 points1 point ago

You do not understand! It is an air water slide. It is a fresh air in watersliding industry.

[–]superlumenal 1 point2 points ago

Fill it with water. Please.

[–]seafoodgar 7 points8 points ago

[–]Thuseld 0 points1 point ago

This is my ringtone.

[–]IBoris 4 points5 points ago

Weeeeeeeeeee

[–]TheInternetHivemind 5 points6 points ago

*splat*

[–]subtle-yelling 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't this be going the other way?

[–]IBoris 3 points4 points ago

In Russia gravity works that way. Trust me, my name sounds russian.

A hole that size will easily launch a kid into space.

[–]LilRupie 2 points3 points ago

This can't be Russia! Look at the letters in the back!

[–]himself_v 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that's China.

[–]kororon 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a project for Leslie Knope.

[–]stedanko09 0 points1 point ago

Where's your sense of child? Fill that bad boy up with some water and throw a water park party!!!

[–]mapkinase 1 point2 points ago

During my childhood in Russia (70s), the most common place for games were various construction places and items:

  • Several years in a row we built soccer goals using ceramic poles lying around
  • Emerging "5-storeyers" - we used them as a playground and occasionally served as prey to elderly but vicious and sociopathic security guards.
  • Desolated construction holes like on the picture naturally filled up with water during summers, so we used them as swimming pool (they looked exactly like that).

[–]damontoo 4 points5 points ago

Russian bungee jumping is much, much worse than the water slides.

[–]Hyper1on 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like she broke her back at 0:13...

[–]himself_v 1 point2 points ago

Нет, не сломала. Нашей команде уже 5 лет скоро и никто у нас спины и прочие части тела не ломал (при том, что у нас перепрыгала не одна тысяча человек).

Nope she didn't. Our team has been doing this for almost 5 years and not a single person has broken their back nor anything else (and we've helped thousands of them jump).

[–]captiv85 4 points5 points ago

In Soviet Russia, Fun has you!

[–]idubs 2 points3 points ago

That dosen't look very safe, but then again...

[–]White_Luigi 0 points1 point ago

Ah, young Franco! I like that kid.

[–]NOACeulemans 1 point2 points ago

SWIMMING POOL IS FINE.

[–]signing_to_say_this 1 point2 points ago

They renewing water pipes which lie underground. Those pits are pretty common here at summertime — you know, fixing pipes at winter is no fun, especially when people lose hot water and heating. Of course it's going to be filled back.

[–]41571 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia pit dig you.

[–]macsux -1 points0 points ago

Title should have been "When it's too late for abortion..."

[–]legier_m1 -1 points0 points ago

Surprised this isn't in china at an all girls school

[–]TypicalBetaNeckbeard -1 points0 points ago

The more gravity, the more fun.

[–]notsonerdy -1 points0 points ago

thats a sweet water slide

[–]sub_zero255 -1 points0 points ago

Massive birth control

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING -1 points0 points ago

Um. I think that is safety tape around it so that slide is not in use.

[–]mamashibubu -1 points0 points ago

This kind of reminds me when I was in Lithuania many years ago when my fam was adopting my sisters. The playground at the orphanage was SO unsafe but the kids would go crazy playing on it and none of the orphanage staffers seemed to care that the swing set had a giant piece of metal sticking out on the side.

[–]mrgrm00 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a Slient Hill

[–]mrgrm00 0 points1 point ago

It is Silent Hill!

[–]antcdude -1 points0 points ago

10/10

would die again

[–]mappum -1 points0 points ago

Where's the tank?

[–]TerraRyan11 -1 points0 points ago

So last night there's the story of the 2 Russian dudes chuckin' a grenade off a raft.... and I am thinking these children tried and failed to mimic that scenario.... or succeeded really well.

[–]zencraft -1 points0 points ago

Its a Darwinian exhibit.

[–]JerseyBricklayer -1 points0 points ago

DO IT PUSSY !

[–]buddyigetit -1 points0 points ago

What a wet ride!

[–]CyborgRonJeremy 0 points1 point ago

This is how they solved the "post-pregnancy abortion" problem.

Oh god, I'm going to hell.

[–]silentorbx -1 points0 points ago

My first thought was: Finally a funny photo is uploaded to the correct subreddit. (most photos like this get posted in WTF)

[–]NyxsnOMFG -1 points0 points ago

its the russian way to narnia or hogwarts i would guess

[–]Capwiz -1 points0 points ago

Good thing they have that caution tape up. Someone might get hurt.

[–]swire -1 points0 points ago

Thats a Russian abortion clinic!

[–]w95error -1 points0 points ago

Have to realize that outside the US, common sense is required.

[–]MrAppleseed -1 points0 points ago

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA, DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBZ9i5BNjvE

[–]jedgil -1 points0 points ago

Leslie Knopovich will fix it.

[–]What_The_Dog_Thought -1 points0 points ago

Damn! They found my bone.

[–]tmotytmoty -1 points0 points ago

Weeeeeeeeeee.e...eahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

[–]Altitudes -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for not posting this in /r/wtf.

[–]sdbear -1 points0 points ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–]Goldreaver -1 points0 points ago

Warning: Hole

[–]chandria -1 points0 points ago

Only the ride of your life...

[–]cooltom2006 -1 points0 points ago

it is taped off though to be fair...

[–]cooltom2006 -1 points0 points ago

it is taped off though to be fair...

[–]kiddkay -1 points0 points ago

I see potential

[–]terminally_illegit 0 points1 point ago

,

[–]samf 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean kids? This is for the workers to get past the red and white ribbon.

[–]HyruleCitizen 0 points1 point ago

I don't see the problem here. There's some fine looking tape there

[–]Father_of_God -1 points0 points ago

In Soviet Russia, ground hits you!

[–]meatballer -1 points0 points ago

Not Russia, There is a parking sign with a P instead of a п. I haven't been to Russia to confirm, but I assume they would put signs in their own language.

Edit: Smashed in the face with the correction hammer

[–]himself_v 0 points1 point ago

Nope - scroll to 6.4. I assume it's for compatibility with international signs.

[–]boilermaker1964 0 points1 point ago

The bottom is filled with stuffed animal

[–]Buzu 0 points1 point ago

Take that, Russians!

[–]nan0s 0 points1 point ago

Wow, a ribbon! This country sure progressed since the last time I've seen it.

[–]flamingfungi 1 point2 points ago

Natural selection at work.

[–]spungie 0 points1 point ago

Its grand, there is water in it.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

This is simply natural selection at play. Some people don't deserve to live and reproduce because they will inevitably offer inferior specimens.

[–]billyup 0 points1 point ago

When did planned parenthood opened up shop in russia?

[–]L4MAT 0 points1 point ago

Fucking hell! Doesn't this remind you of that Parks and Recreation episode?!

looks at top rated comment

...nevermind. Too late again.

[–]andyLDN 0 points1 point ago

That would be fun as hell in winter!

[–]fe3o4 0 points1 point ago

Certainly better than those rubber pellets full of dangerous chemicals, or the treated wood chips containing known carcinogens.

Not to mention it keeps the kids from running off from the playground.

[–]Lionell_Hutz 0 points1 point ago

If that's not an attractive nuisance, I don't know what is.

[–]RainyDayMatt 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, there does appear to be water in the bottom.

[–]MagicSPA 0 points1 point ago

"Darwin's Playground".

[–]mcritz -1 points0 points ago

In Soviet Russia ground plays with you.

[–]GreatAndRandom 0 points1 point ago

That looks really fun, actually. Replace the water at the bottom with some nice clean water, and change the mud walls into something a little cleaner.

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

Don't be so culturally insensitive. This is their version of Wild Rivers.

[–]Raymond890 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only who thinks that looks fun as shit?

[–]Canadian_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry about your broken leg.

[–]cloudfoot3000 0 points1 point ago

musta been a pretty fat kid...

[–]IAmTheKarmaHunter 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the adoption center drop off box.

[–]sarrone28 0 points1 point ago

That's the China "girls only" play ground.

[–]walking_strange 0 points1 point ago

Being exposed to mortal danger from an early age is the source of their resilience.

[–]jdinger29 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, playground plays with YOU.

[–]Purplerules 0 points1 point ago

The slide of death.

[–]unicorn_zombie 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS RUSSIA!!!!!!

[–]GDCbruh 0 points1 point ago

Yeah deffinantly Russia with those english letters in the back

[–]JD397 0 points1 point ago

No way its Russia, that playground has color

[–]iakhre 0 points1 point ago

Nah this is pretty safe. When I lived in Russia as a child I sliced open my wrist trying to go down a slide. 15 years later I still have that scar. Those playgrounds are designed to weed out the weak.

[–]HotbutteryToast 1 point2 points ago

This is a good metaphore for life.

Childhood innocence falling into a pit of dispare.

I need to cheer up.....

[–]lobster_rage_fistXD 0 points1 point ago

oh russia when will you learn........bombs are not toys

[–]krautwurstsalat 0 points1 point ago

Now you understand the russian way of life. They dont do playgrounds, they do survival camps !

[–]FrozenPhotons 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if this is for bad kids or badass kids.

[–]crom_cruach 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of valhalla

[–]brandorobot 0 points1 point ago

It's blocked off so they can't get out.

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

Childhood obesity is a problem in Russia too

[–]p8ntboy140 0 points1 point ago

The kid dispenser

[–]flyingfishy58 0 points1 point ago

"theres a little problem with the slide" "what is it?" There's a hole on the end of it." Is there water in the hole?" "yes." "Safe!"

[–]reagor 0 points1 point ago

meanwhile at action park, joey rides the cannonball plunge

[–]Yup_That_Is_Me 0 points1 point ago

Is there a "meanwhile in..." subreddit

[–]roboinventor 0 points1 point ago

This was the childhood slide of Chuck Norris

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Slide of doom.

[–]NoEgo 0 points1 point ago

Hearing the stories about my 5 year old self, this was not a "challenge accepted" scenario. It was there and so it was done.

I really don't know how I'm still alive.

[–]candleofhope 0 points1 point ago

No cookie monster reference?

[–]zimbabwe7878 1 point2 points ago

lets just ignore the tape that means they acknowledge the danger.

fucking Russia posts..

[–]jelloey 3 points4 points ago

The tape goes under the slide. That's what's funny about it. They can still climb up.

[–]Not-Impressed 2 points3 points ago

So you can see if this place is fenced off behind the camera?

[–]jelloey -1 points0 points ago

...is this a trick question?

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

there could be more, and either way i posted this because I'm tired of these random posts that always go "oh Russia is crazy as hell always everywhere"

[–]jelloey -1 points0 points ago

It actually is, though.