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[–]Blue_Bagels 1155 points1156 points ago

At first I thought this photo was face swapped.

[–]Vessix 200 points201 points ago

Nope she really looks like that.

http://20poundsofheadlines.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/photo26.jpg

(imgur wouldn't complete the download for some reason)

[–]wojovox 121 points122 points ago

[–]socoamaretto 63 points64 points ago

Hahahahaha are you fucking kidding me

[–]Peaceblaster86 7 points8 points ago

Lookaddat lousy iPhone 3GS screen protector job man... just lame...

[–]alphanovember 4 points5 points ago

He looks like an aged Ted Bundy/Carl Sagan hybrid.

[–]wojovox 18 points19 points ago

Please don't reference Carl Sagan with this couple

[–]TheOneTW 4 points5 points ago

I'm sad now.

[–]blackinthmiddle 171 points172 points ago

imgur shut the whole thing down!

[–]Imaladybug 18 points19 points ago

It had to be shut down. It's safer for all that way.

[–]superwinner 98 points99 points ago

She looks more like my dad than my dad.

[–]foxpro 6 points7 points ago

There there.

[–]josephanthony 3 points4 points ago

Your dad is Todd Akin?

[–]SpelingTroll 24 points25 points ago

She is Michael Palin?

[–]LollyAdverb 28 points29 points ago

That's a man, baby.

[–]14h0urs 73 points74 points ago

That is not a womans face.

[–]iamnotafuzzyrat 13 points14 points ago

That is not a face.

[–]Liberteez 11 points12 points ago

No shame in getting old. We all lose our charms in the end, and on the face parts, too.

That said, she is supposed to be the most horrible of the two, and largely responsible for his refusal to get out of the race despite his party pleading with him to get his stink off of them.

[–]Karnadas 6 points7 points ago

Wow

[–]RatBattle 712 points713 points ago

That was legitimate rape of my eyes.. Luckily my eye-lids shut the whole thing down

Edit: Contrary to the submission title, I hurled this insult at both of them

[–]TomtheWonderDog 235 points236 points ago

Mine didn't...filthy sluts that they are...

[–]Nailrabbit 273 points274 points ago

[–]fiebska 112 points113 points ago

The hell am I missing here?

[–]k1mchi 56 points57 points ago

Seriously man

[–]Ohelig 179 points180 points ago

What usually happens when a picture zooms in on someone's face like that is that everybody will have that face when it returns to normal zoom. It's funny because the wife already looks like Todd, so nothing was changed.

[–]Barimbino 93 points94 points ago

You know what they say, once you go Todd Akin, you're Todd Akin....

[–]ForgettableUsername 11 points12 points ago

Actually, it's only Todd Akin that says that.

[–]pk_atheist 19 points20 points ago

[–]IDlOT 58 points59 points ago

Mind = raped.

[–]xtreme0ninja 25 points26 points ago

[–]Morningxafter 8 points9 points ago

That actually made them look better. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Infinitopolis 5 points6 points ago

Hahahaha! Thank you.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 51 points52 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]paid_to_lurk 83 points84 points ago

Here is another face swap.

[–]gorillapavilion 16 points17 points ago

Who's face?

[–]1III11II111II1I1 65 points66 points ago

[–]mawest26 17 points18 points ago

I looked at that gif for way to long..

[–]1III11II111II1I1 11 points12 points ago

Did you see the end? Sooooo hot.

[–]Mr122 23 points24 points ago

I came to the comments and I don't understand how it hasn't been yet.

[–]IG-64 106 points107 points ago

Fine, here is an actual faceswap. http://i.imgur.com/lI2EY.png

Edit: Now it looks like Dolores Umbridge and Craig T. Nelson.

[–]Snave87 27 points28 points ago

She's actually prettier in this one somehow.

[–]KhabaLox 25 points26 points ago

Not sure if face swap....

Or you re-uploaded original image.

[–]fatcat2040 4 points5 points ago

I had to go back to the original pic to see what was different.

[–]oniontomato 127 points128 points ago

here's a face swap for you. http://i.imgur.com/g4TZT.jpg

[–]Mr122 91 points92 points ago

Do you earn your living with photoshop? Seriously it's even creepier with them swapped.

[–]DemomanTakesSkill 196 points197 points ago

it's not even swapped. :)

EDIT: OH NO I GOT TRICKED BY SOMEONE PLAYING ALONG WITH THE INITIAL TRICK. DAMNIT.

[–]mateja 5 points6 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]jimsnaps 34 points35 points ago

I see what you didn't there.

[–]aliengoods1 5 points6 points ago

Kill it with FIRE!

[–]underdabridge 390 points391 points ago

Oh come on. That's clearly Michael Palin.

[–]hypermark 123 points124 points ago

First thing I thought was "I bet she likes to wear women's clothing and hang around in bars."

[–]Garrett-R 44 points45 points ago

IIIIII'M A SENATOR AND I'M O.K.

I'M A BIGOT AT NIGHT, AND A BIGOT ALL DAY

[–]supagama 41 points42 points ago

I try to ban gays, I eat my lunch, I preach Christianityyy. I talk about legit raping, and my wife looks just like meee.

[–]josephanthony 19 points20 points ago

(everybody!)

I'M A SENATOR, AND I'M OK.

I'M BIGOT ALL NIGHT, AND A BIGOT ALL DAY!

[–]soundofmind 29 points30 points ago

I was thinking Gordon Ramsay.

[–]Johann_Seabass 15 points16 points ago

Monty Python should do a movie called "American Congress" and Michael Palin should play her.

[–]LessLikeYou 13 points14 points ago

Young Michael Palin in old woman drag...is this entire election a time traveling Monty Python skit?

[–]Jaws666 5 points6 points ago

Thank you!

I forgot the guys name, knew exactly who he was but couldn't remember his name. Was going crazy.

[–]RenegadeKaylos 13 points14 points ago

If that's not Michael Palin, then I don't know who is anymore.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01209/Michael_Palin_1209440c.jpg

[–]Chizum 0 points1 point ago

That's what I was thinking! "Every sperm is sacred..."

[–]Dante2k4 117 points118 points ago

Holy hell... I thought it was a well done face swap...

But that shit is REAL.

O_O

[–]No_More_Names 17 points18 points ago

H-help m-muh-me...

[–]Loroco_Topo 14 points15 points ago

[–]sappro[S] 91 points92 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 164 points165 points ago

Holy shit, that's not a faceswap.

[–]jayelwin 68 points69 points ago

I though it was too. Unbelievable.

[–]stamatt45 71 points72 points ago

My mind simply cannot comprehend how someone can marry a female clone of himself

[–]Aszuul 42 points43 points ago

politician... you know they all have massive egos.

[–]Oxxide 30 points31 points ago

maybe he always wanted to fuck himself

[–]frugal_masturbater 12 points13 points ago

Everybody always told him to. This was the only way God would approve. Well, minus the cloning but it's legitimate cloning.. to save marriage.

[–]monkeymad2 14 points15 points ago

If it's a legitimate clone the marriage has a way of shutting down.

Also explains why he's so utterly shit with woman's issues.

[–]RichardBachman 19 points20 points ago

It's not just the angle of the picture or anything either.

They really do look alike.

[–]Tomazao 17 points18 points ago

holy shit, that's ridiculous. I would love to see a picture of the 2 of them when they first met. I wonder if they have slowly grown to look more alike or if they have always been a set of kinky twins with one cross dressing.

[–]LaboratoryManiac 2 points3 points ago

I'm so glad Claire McCaskill is finally attacking Todd Akin for those remarks. All of her attack ads are about Akin's stance on student loans and Social Security. I'm worried that voters are slowly forgetting about his rape comments.

[–]augenwiehimmel 23 points24 points ago

Ya, well- that´s because they are akin.

[–]I_smell_more_bacon 102 points103 points ago

With a fucking creepy rape face

[–]jlooking 59 points60 points ago

But is it legitimate rape?

[–]JackieBronassis 28 points29 points ago

With a creepy, legitimate rape face.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 26 points27 points ago

(⌐■_■)

(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■

(ಠ◡ಠ)

[–]prince_from_Nigeria 56 points57 points ago

she looks like gordon ramsay

[–]moikederp 36 points37 points ago

It's the spitting-image. She looks like she's getting ready to lay into someone:

"Come 'ere. Come 'ere, youu fuckING MUPPET! IT'S BLOODY RAWWWR INSIDE! DO IT AGAIN PROPERLY!"

[Edit: Spelling]

[–]dustin_pledge 29 points30 points ago

Oh god... now I have the horrible image of her screaming that at him, during sex.

[–]red321red321 229 points230 points ago

[–]kelseyTG 38 points39 points ago

As a trans girl, I'm sad you've compared us to that.

[–]pattwell 44 points45 points ago

Austin Powers was actually concerned with male assassins, dressed as women in order to get close to him. He was not concerned with transgender people at all, only transvestite assassins.

[–]kohltrain917 270 points271 points ago

How do you know if a redditor is transgendered?

Don't worry, she'll tell you. And put it in her username.

[–]CandyAltruism 159 points160 points ago

It's almost as if the assumption is you're a white male unless said otherwise.

[–]Chumbaniya 38 points39 points ago

I make a lot of responses to people being sexist on Reddit. With alarming regularity, people assume that I'm female, because Reddit is otherwise so overwhelmingly male-dominated and unaware of the existence of gender issues that anyone raising them couldn't be male. Every real man must be involved in the gigantic misogynistic circlejerk.

[–]rimo 18 points19 points ago

This sounds like something a girl would say, and you haven't contradicted that in your comment.

[–]tuoder 6 points7 points ago

This sounds like something an idiot would say, and you haven't contradicted that in your comment.

[–]Neebat 3 points4 points ago

I'm still a white male, even if someone says otherwise.

[–]ManicOppressive 13 points14 points ago

I think that might actually be a throwaway account. All of her other comments were on specifically trans-related posts.

[–]pib712 15 points16 points ago

Except for all the trans-people who are here that you have no idea about, because not all of them show it. You might as well have said I'm aware of all the trans-people I'm aware of.

[–]flamingflipflop 5 points6 points ago

As a vegan lesbian I resent that.

[–]AllOverMyTransBody 12 points13 points ago

It's actually common to have a separated account for trans related things.I do it with this one.

[–]kelseyTG 24 points25 points ago

Hehe, I actually have two reddit accounts, this one I use purely for trans related stuff, hence the TG in the username..

[–]SpoonNinja123 5 points6 points ago

Transgender girl here. Only half true.

[–]ThrowTheRightOneAway 7 points8 points ago

Reddit at it's finest.The comments from transpeople are being downvoted for no reason.

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

If only she was an Apple user from Seattle that drives a BMW.

[–]clumsy_Ninja 54 points55 points ago

Everyone knows that if it's a legitimate marriage the wife will become the husband.

[–]Mazzo89 42 points43 points ago

[–]muchosandwiches 104 points105 points ago

That's Todd Akin senior high school portrait....

[–]giverofnofucks 49 points50 points ago

If my wife looked like that, I wouldn't wanna know anything about vaginas either.

[–]aeyamar 159 points160 points ago

Attempting to ridicule a politician you dislike for his misogyny by making fun of his wife's appearence seems a wee bit hypocritical.

[–]Zerble 24 points25 points ago

Redditors: "But, like everyone's doing it!"

Me: "If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?"

Redditors: "How much Karma for that?"

[–]2_dam_hi 40 points41 points ago

I'm glad someone said it. making fun of someones natural looks is a real asshat move.

[–]alexbanana 2 points3 points ago

AMEN

[–]stareattheart 0 points1 point ago

Iunno, I just think it's funny they're identical.

[–]thisgunnabegood 19 points20 points ago

It's far deeper than hypocritical. It's shameful and disgusting.

I hate everyone in this thread.

[–]jeryth 23 points24 points ago

Shameful, disgusting, and hilarious

[–]What33 7 points8 points ago

Well you are dealing with a bunch of 13 year olds.

[–]Left-Hand-Path 5 points6 points ago

It's horrible, but it's funny.

Very horrible.

And very funny.

[–]joynt 19 points20 points ago

What a handsome woman.

[–]dhockey63 5 points6 points ago

oh come on, if he had an attractive wife you guys would vilify him for "rabble rabble republican with a trophy wife rabble rabble". The guy fucked up, but dont insult his wife and be an asshole for no reason. How old are we "hehe wife is ugly!" come on sometimes i swear this site is a 3rd grade playground

[–]carputt 24 points25 points ago

Hopefully I can forget this picture by the time I go to sleep.

[–]heyivebeenthere 12 points13 points ago

You mean before you fap before you go to sleep.

[–]sappro[S] 70 points71 points ago

Forget this one, too: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wkluybbdpwojpg/xlarge.jpg

And also the fact that those two people have made six children.

[–]stevencastle 81 points82 points ago

The 2nd girl on the left has a 5head.

[–]b0w3n 40 points41 points ago

That's terrible!

The lady in green on the right is totally looking at it and laughing. Or she's high. Probably both.

[–]SuperlativeInsanity 8 points9 points ago

Helen Hunt wouldn't look at deformities in such an offensive manner.

[–]korri 13 points14 points ago

Some people could benefit from bangs...

[–]foursecondpin 26 points27 points ago

There is no such thing as legitimate bangs. The body shuts it down.

[–]uptoke 3 points4 points ago

She is also in the background of OP's pic - I figured she was a family member as she looks like todd akin too.

[–]diarmada 6 points7 points ago

Foreheads...foreheads everywhere

[–]MarcBoudy7 18 points19 points ago

jesus that nose is owning the akin family

[–]dick_sauce 20 points21 points ago

Aren't those some inbred looking motherfuckers?

[–]V838_Mon 13 points14 points ago

Jesus fuck, that is a whole lot of ugly.

[–]internetsuperstar 8 points9 points ago

New senior thesis: The link between ugly people and conservatism.

[–]thuh_dood_man 10 points11 points ago

what was the rule about sexy time with a clone of yourself?

[–]NopeCupid 3 points4 points ago

Fight to the death or fuck.

[–]Manos_Of_Fate 1 point2 points ago

Was it don't?

[–]zuluthrone 5 points6 points ago

it's like being in an aphex twin video

[–]CoyoteStark 227 points228 points ago

Insulting someone's wife because you don't like what that person (Todd Akin) had to say is the lowest thing you can do. It adds nothing to any argument and is just mean.

[–]dvegas 186 points187 points ago

I don't think most people are, at least the highest upvoted comments aren`t insulting her. People are just laughing that this guy would marry a nearly identical clone of himself.

[–]Manocean 51 points52 points ago

To be fair, I'm really really fucking good looking.

I'd marry a version of myself with tits.

[–]yousirnaime 5 points6 points ago

pics or it wouldn't happen

[–]BlindMildred 1 point2 points ago

Just with tits added? I´d think you need more changes... Or not.

[–]My_Boston_Terrier 11 points12 points ago

I think this would make any girl cry.

[–]daledinkler 20 points21 points ago

More to the point: Sexism because someone is sexist makes no sense.

[–]flatlander00321 27 points28 points ago

But objectively pointing out how she's a fucking manface is okay, right? Because she's got the face of a retired truck driver.

[–]VictorShakapopulis 10 points11 points ago

I see what you're saying, and that was my first reaction too. But then, I thought, "Wait, she's out there campaigning with this asshole, trying to help him get his awful agenda through." And after that, I didn't feel as bad for laughing at her hideous man-face. It's immature and doesn't further the debate, I concede, but I don't feel bad for her.

[–]Ftumsh 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag Redditor:

Angered by comments that are hateful to women.

Responds by being hateful to a woman.

[–]jff_lement 10 points11 points ago

Agreed. This is pure internet bullying based on her appearance. Shame one has to scroll this down to see someone commenting on this.

[–]butteredwaffles 5 points6 points ago

All that comes to mind for me is that this is funny. I mean, that is a really close resemblance. They are married and have sex, and they look so much alike. That's funny. I couldn't care less if it was some regular couple, rather than a political family, it's a funny picture.

[–]hispanica316 2 points3 points ago

Fuck Todd Akin and his wife

[–]tault 1 point2 points ago

This is not like an employee working for chikafila, being lambasted by some asshole in the driveway, all because she needs the money. This woman decided to marry this man and was not forced by her economic status in life.

[–]PaleOfBucket 2 points3 points ago

Todd Akin is a prime example of why you don't want anyone that old holding a position of power. He's clearly batshit demented and stuck in thinking as if it's still 1955. that he represents a bunch of other people tells me that his constituents are also batshit demented for electing him. That the media even gives him a voice on the issue tells me, don't trust the media and I don't. Because it carries the agenda of whoever owns the media company and what their political leanings are. Journalism in the mainstream is pretty much dead. Just a bunch of sell outs in fishing vests standing in hurricanes and miles away from a plume of smoke reading from a script. Utter bullshit, I hope it dies soon.

[–]turtal46 17 points18 points ago

Stay classy, reddit.

[–]shizzla 13 points14 points ago

Now, he may be an awful heartless woman-hating prick, but that's no reason to pick on his wife!

Just because she married that putrid pile of barrel bottom human scum is no reason to drag her through the mud!

[–]ChuckYoCouch 24 points25 points ago

[–]Incongruity7 13 points14 points ago

wat...

[–]Diiiiirty 25 points26 points ago

Your faceswap is bad any you should feel bad.

[–]olafthebent 6 points7 points ago

I've finally found a picture on the internet that I simply cannot masturbate to

[–]ihatethispart 4 points5 points ago

well, that's just you.

[–]Thoraxe 14 points15 points ago

I have no idea how much longer that guy is going to be alive but from now until that day I will only refer to him as, Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 20 points21 points ago

BRAVERY LEVEL: 9/11

[–]Thoraxe 9 points10 points ago

I'm a reckless outlaw sometimes. I just can't help myself. This one time in middle school I stayed up way past midnight. True story.

[–]gormap18 9 points10 points ago

I would like to request a faceswap, just to see how little the picture would change.

[–]ABitCurious 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cphilli45 19 points20 points ago

She almost looks like a genuine copy. In a word, hideous. Todd Akin's wife definitely has natural defenses to protect against rape so I suppose now I understand his confusion.

[–]randomrealitycheck 21 points22 points ago

Don't kid yourself, she has a WAY better comb over.

[–]Maverick0184 7 points8 points ago

So a guy makes a stupid comment and you make fun of how his wife looks? Wow, bravo to you.

[–]Amelaclya 4 points5 points ago

So now we make fun of people who already are unfortunate enough to be married to a douchebag? Or do we hate her too for some reason?

[–]markycapone 3 points4 points ago

it takes a special kind of woman to stand behind the man, that thinks women can't get pregnant in "legitimate rape"

[–]AGGGman 3 points4 points ago

Well a person is generally more attracted to people who look like themselves. That's why a lot of couples seem to look "good" together.

[–]L15t3r0f5m3g 5 points6 points ago

Rule 34.

[–]raviolitree -1 points0 points ago

You can tell me this is real but I still think it's a face swap.

[–]The3GKid -1 points0 points ago

No fuck this I refuse to believe that we've come to be able to clone humans this early.

[–]TakaKe 2 points3 points ago

His wife looks like Michael Palin (the guy who played Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[–]Jaccington 0 points1 point ago

That's a woman? Crikey.

[–]Konstiin 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, I am totally opposed to this politician. Let's personally attack his family!

[–]What33 -1 points0 points ago

This thread made it to the front page?

It is basically 3rd grade internet bullying

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

[–]Chizum 2 points3 points ago

Looks like his wife knows how to shut down men's semens.

[–]Kartoffelkopf 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, it's like Emperor Palpatine and his husband!

[–]Okhranka 8 points9 points ago

Seriously? Now we're making fun of how the way his wife looks? I understand that their similarities are amusing, but I think this goes a little far.

[–]patboone 4 points5 points ago

It's the similarity that's the joke.

[–]mrsgreathouse 4 points5 points ago

So they're both gay republicans living in the closet judging everyone else? What's new here?

[–]pottan11 3 points4 points ago

From that angle I think she looks more like Michael Palin.

[–]TelcoBro 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a legitimate rapist

[–]Grummond 0 points1 point ago

Nice try face-swap guy.

[–]gman1401 0 points1 point ago

Reddit you piss me off so much! Every post on this fucking site is about saying how we should treat everyone equal and not make fun of fatties and tards, but then you turn right around and make fun of a woman because of her decision back in the day to marry her boyfriend. Literally, that is the only thing you guys have to work off of with her: She married a future conservative presidential candidate. And THAT is why you decide to make fun of her? You guys seriously need to go the fuck outside because this is getting pathetic.

Edit* Gram gram

[–]DayOfTheDolphin 4 points5 points ago

ITT: Commenters striking a blow for women's rights by calling a woman ugly

[–]bnc22 2 points3 points ago

She wasn't that bad looking back in her heyday

[–]Kingguyismydog 4 points5 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK REDDIT?

Yes the bloke said some unforgivable things - but picking on the looks of his wife? Is it just me that finds that a bit shitty? By all means vent your fury on this guy and his horrific views but...fuck, that's some low shit.

[–]_shazbot_ 13 points14 points ago

[–]CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN 0 points1 point ago

FAAAAAAACK YUUUUUUU

[–]delonyer 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]ayers231 2 points3 points ago

His hair needs more glue.

[–]OldCrankyBastard 1 point2 points ago

And now we know why he thinks there's no such thing as rape.

[–]vnssgdnr 2 points3 points ago

Geesh-put a not safe for work on this

[–]Lucho420 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' Reptilians

[–]please_please_smee 1 point2 points ago

There is so much forehead in this photo.

[–]Crunchybish -1 points0 points ago

She looks like the Hell's Kitchen guy. Except creepier.

[–]cbebop3 1 point2 points ago

They're both hickory-smoked.

[–]Bambi_88 -1 points0 points ago

He looks rapey.

[–]elfenjoghor 0 points1 point ago

So we've been brought down to petty assaults on an old lady none of us have ever met? I'm disappointed.